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Saturday, January 10, 2009
Gary stands there for over an hour after everyone has left. Ash walks over and says "We tried our best. Guess we can't win them all." Ash says. "How can this be? I am supposed to go on and become the champion. This isn't supposed to happen." Gary says as Ash leads him off the field. "Guess we can catch the early boat home tomorrow, huh?" Ash says. The next morning Ash, Jesse, Delilah, and Gary are all walking toward the boat when Kyle comes running up to them out of breath. "Oh thank God I found you in time. Ash your match starts in two hours. What the hell are you doing?" "Going home. And what match?" Ash replies. "Didn't you read that rule book I gave you. (Ash thinks back and remembers the first time he really noticed Jesse's body. Then he remembers using the rule book as kindling to start the camp fire.) Well the runner up gets to take the place of the first place trainer if the first place trainer loses to any of the Elites. Now come on we have to get you back to the stadium. A car screeches to a halt next to Ash and Maurice climbs out followed by Guadalupe, who kisses Maurice on the cheek. "Need a ride?" Maurice asks. The Mustang isn't exactly designed to hold six people so Jesse ends up on Ash's lap causing his body to react. Jesse notices it immediately and Delilah says "Looks like somebody has a stiffie." Ash turns beet red and Maurice swerves a little bit after the comment. They get back to the stadium and he registers with only a few minutes to spare. He runs onto to the field and the crowd cheers. Slash walks out of the tunnel and takes his place in the box. Ash takes a deep breath and exhales slowly. He looks over at Slash with determination and Slash looks back with a sly grin. The ref raises the green flag and the bell dings. Marowak's head pops through the ground as Ash tosses out a pokeball. Gligar is hovering a few feet off the ground and Marowak dives back underground. "This has to be the most unusual pairing. A flying type versus a ground type." The announcer says. Gligar starts doing some tricks and the crowd cheers. He pulls out a boombox and starts dancing. Ash shakes his head and the announcer says "In all my years of pokemon broadcasting of pokemon battles and even some pokemon talent contests I have never seen anything like this. I don't even know what it is trying to accomplish but the crowd is sure loving it." The crowd has started throwing coins and flowers onto the field. From under the ground Marowak's bone flies out and goes straight for Gligar who is still dancing. Gligar catches the bone and uses it as a fake microphone. Marowak's hand pops through the ground and grasps the air a couple times. Confused, Marowak sticks his head out and sees Gligar dancing and singing with the bone. "I can't believe he is still doing this." Slash says to himself. Marowak rests his chin on his hand as he waits for Gligar to stop. Marowak quickly grows impatient and leaves the safety of his tunnels. He walks over to Gligar who is completely oblivious to the fact that he is in a supposed to be in a battle. Gligar swoops down and stands next to Marowak still singing. Then puts his arm around him and holds the bone (microphone) out so they can both sing. Marowak looks hesitant at it before joining in. During the duet, Gligar hits Marowak in the face with the bone, stunning him. Then uses his head as a drum with the bone while keeping with the beat. Marowak stumbles back and retreats underground again. Gligar takes to the air and bows to the crowd which cheers him on. Marowak checks himself over and rubs his sore head. Gligar starts dancing again and Marowak comes up with a plan. Marowak shoots out of the ground and nails Gligar with his tail in the arm. Both of them fall to the ground and Marowak dives underground with his bone. Gligar writhes around holding his injured arm. He looks straight at the camera with huge puppy dog eyes complete with tears. "Awwwww." Says the crowd together. Then a moment later the crowd begins chanting "Marowak is a meanie." Marowak hears this and stops. He shakes his head in disbelief. "I thought this was a pokemon battle, not American Idol." Slash says. "This is the oddest match yet." The announcer says. Marowak surfaces and this time Gligar catches him. They tumble a few feet and Gligar takes to the sky again, this time he has the bone. Marowak flips him off and dives back underground. Gligar silently lands and once he figures out where Marowak is, he stomps his foot. Marowak heads over and Gligar quick moves a few feet. He spins around a couple times and is dressed in a horrible golf outfit. Plaid pants and shirt. Marowak's head comes through the ground and Gligar shouts "FORE!!!" Marowak turns around and is bashed in the face. He flies through the air and from out of no where a golf hole appears along with the flag. Marowak rolls into the hole and Gligar celebrates. "A hole in one! Gligar wins the British Open! Unbelievable!" Says the announcer. Marowak lays there for several minutes as Gligar does a mock trophy presentation. When Gligar hoists the trophy up Marowak pops out of it and hits him with the bone. Gligar stands there dazed as Marowak climbs out of the oversized trophy. Before he can attack again Gligar takes flight. Marowak dives back underground for the hundredth time. "Gligar, I realize you are having fun but please end this." Ash says. Gligar nods and nose dives straight into the ground accidentally nailing Marowak. The ground looks like its bubbling from all the punches. Finally one massive explosion erupts throwing dirt hundreds of feet into the air. After all the dirt settled Gligar was standing there with one foot on Marowak's chest, posing. Rattatas pretended to be photographers and were snapping pictures. The ref checked Marowak and found no life in him. "What an upset! Ash Ketchum beat Slash! Unbelievable! Just yesterday Gary Oak lost to that very Marowak and now today Ash Ketchum beats him using a very unorthodox fighting style. I am shocked. Congratulations Ash!" The announcer says as Jesse and Delilah rush up to him. While they are hugging him Slash walks over and extends his hand. "Good match, Ash. (Gligar lands on Slash's shoulder.) You haven't changed one bit." Slash says. Gligar hugs Slash's head before hopping onto Ash's shoulder. Gary also shakes Ash's hand. Standing in the tunnel is Akurei. Moments later Marowak crawls out of the ground next to him. "Nice job. That was very entertaining." Akurei says lighting up a cigarette. "That bastard hasn't changed one bit. He really needs to stop watching Looney Tunes. But that was, by far, the best match I have ever had." Marowak says. "Tomorrow should be very entertaining. I don't know if he can actually pull it off." Akurei says taking a drag. Slash walks up to them and says "I wouldn't worry about it. That kid does have potential and besides we don't know what other pokemon he may have." The three of them walk off. During the celebration Jesse whispers something in Ash's ear that makes him blush. "Someone might be getting laid tonight." Delilah says with a snicker.
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