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Monday, April 6, 2009
The two of them walk through Viridian City in silence and once they get onto the main trainer route, it was non-stop battles. A few of them were battled as they kept walking. That night they arrived in Pewter City.
"Tomorrow morning I will beat Brock's ass and take the Boulder Badge." Shino says.
"Hopefully he will actually put up a fight. All the trainers today were pathetically weak. I mean the Magikarp's back home put up more of a fight." Scizor says
"You do realize that you are supposed to make your opponent faint and not die. As for Brock, I wouldn't underestimate him." Ash says.
"Come on, if Brock lost to you then I shouldn't have any problems." Shino says confidently.
As the sun peeks over the the summit of Mt. Moon, Shino and Scizor are walking through the empty streets to the Gym. Scizor looks over his shoulder and sees nothing.
"What's wrong?" Shino asks.
"I think someone is following us, whoever it is they are very well trained." Scizor replies.
They arrive at the Gym and both of them sit down in front of the door. After about an hour the door opens and Shino and Scizor both fall backwards. Shino looks up and sees straight up a woman's skirt.
"Nice." He says getting up quickly before the woman can stomp on him.
"Why you little pervert!" She says and swings at him. Shino catches her arm with ease and holds it behind her back. Now they are face to face with her struggling to get free.
"You are quite beautiful." Shino says softly.
The woman stops struggling and blushes intensely. She is so taken by Shino that she stops struggling and goes limp in his arms. Shino carries her to the Gym.
"What did you do to her?" Brock yells as he rushes over to the woman.
"I simply complimented her on her beauty, that's all." Shino replies and the woman wraps her arms around his neck and pulls him in for a deep kiss.
"Ahem....." Scizor says but to no avail.
Several minutes later the woman breaks the kiss and gasps for air. Shino puts her down but her legs are to weak. He uses his psychic powers and pulls a chair over for her. She sits down and falls asleep with a big smile on her face.
"How dare you kiss her like that?" Brock says.
"You are blind then. She kissed me." Shino replies.
"Bull!" Brock shouts.
"I got it. Let's have a pokemon battle to determine who's right." Scizor throws in.
"Sounds good to me." Brock says and heads towards the trainer's box.
"Why does this always happen?" Shino says.
"Cause you can't stop making passes at other women." Scizor replies.
"How can I she is beautiful." Shino replies.
"Less talk more battling." Brock says and Geodude rushes towards Scizor.
Scizor easily dodges the attack and laughs.
"This is sad. How on earth did you become a Gym Leader?" Scizor says and catches both of Geodude's fists. Geodude struggles to free himself but its not working.
"Come on. Struggle for me. Heh heh heh. This is boring. Lets play soccer." Scizor taunts, then crushes Geodude's fists. Geodude screams in pain and Scizor keeps cutting up Geodude's arms till he has cut off both arms completely. Blood was pouring out of the wounds like water and Scizor kicks him into the air. Geodude comes back down and Scizor kicks him so hard the impact sends out a shockwave that indents the ground, walls, and ceiling. Brock looks on in horror as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out another pokeball. Geodude zips over Brock's head and smashes into the wall. He slides down and liquifies on the floor.
"That is incredible. Here take the badge. None of my pokemon deserve to fight against someone of your standing." Brock says throwing him the badge and running over to the Geodude puddle.
The woman comes to just as Shino walks out the door. She tries to stand but her strength hasn't returned yet and she falls to the floor.
"Who was that?" She asks herself as a few other women run over to her side. They help her up and one of them picks up a business card.
"Who was that guy?" Another woman asks.
The first woman shrugs and snatches the card from the woman's hand. She looks at it and all it has is a phone number.
All the women look at one another and then run to pack their bags.
"Where do all of you think you are going?" Brock asks standing in the doorway to their room.
"We are going to follow the man who was here earlier. Now that's a man who would know how to satisfy a woman." The first woman says.
"Please, he is so gay its not funny. You saw how much leather he had on." Brock says laughing.
"When I kissed him I nearly passed out from the pleasure. No man has ever given me that much pleasure in my life." She replies.
"You are forgetting that you are with me. God's gift to women." Brock says posing. All the women roll their eyes and push past him.
"Not even close. You aren't even worth putting on the list." She says and slams the front door leaving Brock all alone.
Down the street Shino and Scizor are having breakfast at a small diner, they are sitting at the counter when Scizor glances over and sees the group of women walk by. Scizor just shakes his head.
"What?" Shino asks and Scizor points at the women who are looking around franticly.
"Your woman is looking for you." Scizor says and they both laugh.
"Shinogami?" A voice says behind them.
"Yes?" Shino replies before having his head slammed onto the counter and hands handcuffed behind his back.
"You are under arrest for a list of crimes that is to long to list at this moment. Please come along quietly." Officer Jenny says.
"Anything to help local law enforcement." Shino replies.
"I'll get the check and your food." Scizor says taking a bite of pancakes.
Shino is led out to a paddywagon and thrown into the back. The two officers in back pick him up and slam him into the seat. Shino looks over the van as it starts pulling away.
Down at the police station, he is booked and tossed into a holding cell. Scizor walks in and hands him a styrofoam container about a half hour later.
"They don't mess around do they?" Scizor says cutting several bars so he can get in the cell.
"I have say I like the way they do business here. No muss. No fuss." Shino says eating the rest of his omelet.
"So the great Shinogami has been caught." Someone says.
Scizor and Shino look up and smile.
"Agent Tendo. Long time no see." Shino says.
"Still causing problems for society. What did you do now?" Tendo asks.
"Nothing lately." Shino replies.
"Is that so? You are a lying piece of...." A man says with a cast on his arm and his face covered in bandages.
"That's enough, Agent Jarro." Tendo interrupts him.
"Yes sir." Jarro replies.
"And actually it's Chief Tendo now. I see you have met my new Agent. He is just out of the Academy and anxious for that big case." Tendo says.
"That would explain why he tried to arrest me. Next time wait till I am actually stumbling drunk or hungover. And don't do it in front of Akurei. Your chance of success will be higher." Shino says.
"Officer Jenny, you can let him go now. Sorry for all of this hassle." Tendo says.
"Its no hassle. I have been wanting to met the infamous Shinogami for a long time." She says with a slight reddish hue on her cheeks. She opens the door and hands Shino his clothes.
"You can change in my office, if you'd like." Jenny says blushing a little more. Shino takes his clothes and smiles.
"Lead the way. I'll see you guys later. Perhaps we could get some drinks at the bar down the street." Shino says as Jenny leads him away.
A couple hours later Shino is walking back to the police station. He walks through the front door and Scizor looks at him in shock.
"You were supposed to come through that door. Why did you come in through the front door?" Scizor asks.
"Officer Jenny took me to her house for dinner and dessert. (cough) She fell asleep and I left. Now lets go to the bar." Shino answers. Scizor sniffs him and gives him a questioning look.
"I don't smell any kind of food on you. What did you eat then?" Scizor says.
"She washed my clothes for me and I showered there." Shino replies and walks out the door.
"When Aurora finds out she is going to beat your ass." Scizor says.
They meet up with Chief Tendo and Agent Jarro at the bar and talk for awhile.
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