Wednesday, September 8, 2004

   100
100 hits reached
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Friday, September 3, 2004

   pie good
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but it's not, mmmmmmm, boy

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Sunday, August 15, 2004

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Monday, August 2, 2004

   yea ok what???
Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.
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Tuesday, July 20, 2004

   bang?
He was a cowboy, Mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said "Dust to dust", some people laughed and the cowboy shot them. At the hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven-with a gun
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Monday, July 19, 2004

   ummmmmmmmmmmmm...well
If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, "Forgive me, but that's just too much."
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Tuesday, July 13, 2004

   hiya
Sometimes I think you have to march and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is your talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.
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Monday, July 12, 2004

   want to stump a x-box lover ???
ask this simple question
name three x-box exclusive games that are good.

the answer is always
halo...............errrrrrrrrrrrrr....ummmmmmmmmmmm well the x-box has a harddrive
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Friday, July 9, 2004

   thats right i said corn
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces-- WHAM! -- you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man.
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Tuesday, June 29, 2004

moral story of the day
This dude I know stole a lifesize shrek donkey from a theater and got caught and got charged with grand larseny cause they said it cost $800 but they said they would drop the charge if he brought it back but this other guy was drunk and caught it on fire and it burned to ashes
so now he has to goto court for it

moral of the story: Shrek Sucks

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