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Wednesday, August 2, 2006


Time: 11:31 AM
Song: Dani California
Artist: Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Feeling: Happy/Bouncy
Drinking: Coffee

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Gettin' born in the state of Mississippi
Poppa was a copper and'a momma was a hippie
In Alabama she was swinging hammer
Price you gotta pay when you break the panorama
She never knew that there was anything more than poor
What in the world does your company take me for?

Black bandana, sweet Louisiana
Robbin'on a bank in the state of Indiana
She's a runner, rebel and a stunner
On her merry way saying baby what you gonna
Lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal .45
Just another way to survive

California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah

She's a lover, baby and a fighter
Should've seen her coming when it got a little brighter
With a name like Dani California
Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya
A little loaded she was stealing another breath
I love my baby to death

California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah

Who knew the other side of you
Who knew what others died to prove
Too true to say goodbye to you
Too true, to say say say

Push the fader, gifted animator
One for the now and eleven for the later
Never made it, Up to Minnessota
North Dakota man was a gunnin' for the quota
Down in the badlands she was saving the best for last
it only hurts when I laugh
Gone too fast

California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah

California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah


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Hi! ^_^

Yesterday

Well, not much happened yesterday. Just went to Wal-Mart and bought the new Red Hot Chilli Peppers album, Stadium Arcadium, which is what I'm listening to right now. ^.^ WOOHOO!! Plus, it rocks. Seriously, second best album I've heard all year, AFI being number one. It's a two-disk set thingy, and was about fourteen bucks. That's a pretty good price. Ah, well. *dances to the album*

Fanart

Dude!! I'm getting fanart for my story!! I AM SO FUCKING LOVED AND GRATEFUL!! T______T If you're wondering which one of my stories has fanart, it's Boys Don't Cry. My very very POPULAR one. X3 If you want to see the fanart, I won't be mean! Here are the links.

A scene from Chapter 12.
OMG!! CLICK DAMN YOU!!

And here's one of my OC, Whatsername!
CLICK AGAIN!! 8D

Dude, on the last one, this chick even got the Nirvana and Green Day wristbands going on! Rock on, chika!! XD *glomps the two people who drew fanart for her*

Bat Country

We were driving downtown yesterday and decided to stop and take a rest. When we did, it got darker, and then all of a sudden, BATS, yes BATS, started coming out from the trees!! I've never seen Bats in California before, but it was pretty cool. I saw one a few feet away from me (outside the car of cours) and it was so cute!! X3 OKay, enough weirdness from yours truly. lol

Discussion Time!

NB: *is on deviantART on the computer*

Raito: What are you doing now?

NB: Looking at some art, what does it look like?

Raito: *peeks over her shoulder* Hey, you got fanart from a fan of yours!

NB: I know!! I feel so loved!! And happy!! THAT'S RARE RAITO!! RARE!! *is happy in a scary/crazy way*

Raito: O_o;

NB: Sigh... I should really scan that drawing of my story myself.

Raito: ...... *continues watching the screen*

NB: Hey look!! It's Go-Devil-Dante!!

Raito: No, not her! Please!! ANYONE BUT HER!!

NB: Hehehehehe... DEATH NOTE YAOI GODDESS, HERE I COME!! *CLICK*

Raito: O_____O

NB: X3

Raito: *tilts head* Why do people do this to us?! DX

NB: BECAUSE WE'RE YAOI FANGIRLS!! WE CAN DO ANYTHING >8D *evil laughter erupts, shaking the house*

Raito: *cowers under NB's bed*

L: *walks in* Uh oh... What now?

Raito: *shaking*

NB: I was just looking at the Daily Deviations. Raito must be losing his sanity.

L: *looks down at Raito (who is shaking with fear) and then back at NB (who is laughing evilly)* ... Why does this seem like yesterday?

NB: Deja Vu.

L: ...

Raito: *is still shaking*

NOTE: Go-Devil-Dante is one of the coolest Death Note fans I've ever met on DA. She's an awesome artist, and is hilarious. Go check her out! 8D

Picture of the Day



*Turns into a crow and flies away*

~NarutoBlackmail

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006


Time: 9:52 AM
Song: Blood To Bleed
Artist: Rise Against
Feeling: Embarassed
Drinking: Coffee

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This place rings with echoes of
Lives once lived but now are lost
Time spent wondering about tomorrow
I don’t care if we lose it all tonight
Up in flames, burning bright
Warming the air of the world

“I don’t love you anymore” is all I remember you telling me
Never have I felt so cold
But I've no more blood to bleed
'Cause my heart has been draining into the sea

Steps, I take in your footsteps
Aren't getting me closer to what is left
Of the dreams of what I once claimed to know
Within my bones this resonates
Boiling blood will circulate
Could you tell me again what you did this for?

“I don’t love you anymore” is all I remember you telling me
Never have I felt so cold
But I've no more blood to bleed
'Cause my heart has been draining into the sea

Still I wait
With a hope inside of me (inside of me)
So still (so still) I wait (I wait)
Until again we meet
Until again we meet

Within my bones this resonates
Boiling blood will circulate
Could you tell me again what you did this for?

“I don’t love you anymore” is all I remember you telling me
Never have I felt so cold
But I've no more blood to bleed
'Cause my heart has been draining into the sea

Still I wait
With a hope (so still) inside of me (I wait)
So still (a hope) I wait (inside of me)


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Hi! ^_^

Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"

Hello, and welcome to THE VERY LAST Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?" people! It's a show where we take the most wierdest CRACK pairings and see what you, our readers think about them! I'm your hostess, NB. Today's ULTIMATE and very LAST wierd-ass pairing is from Naruto.
3rd Hokage x Female!Orochimaru
OH. MY. GOD. THAT. IS JUST PLAIN WRONG. 0_0 *shoots self in the head*

And that's our last show for today! Place your vote in the comments box on what you think this pairing makes you think:

A) WTF?
B) Eh.
C) I LOVE THAT PAIRING!!11

It's been a real slice, people. I hope you enjoyed this little session! *does a two-finger salute*

Downtown Part II

Remember the helpful guy from Downtown Santa Cruz yesterday that I talked about? Well, before I met him, I was IN the Thrift Store looking at some stuff. Then this woman comes up in front of me and asks another woman all this stuff about prices, tags, and such. Apparantly, the other woman had no idea what Woman #1 was talking about and finally she asked, "Don't you work here?" and Woman #2 just shook her head. So Woman #1 apologizes and walks away, possibly feelings stupid for herself. Then this happened.

Me: That was... memorable...

Woman: *snickers* Yeah. It was. *busts out laughing*

Well, at least I made a person I didn't know laugh. ^_^

Picture Feedback

Thanks for the feedback on my Silver and Cold picture guys! I really appreciate it!! Only... no one commented on it on deviantART. I feel stupid now for putting something up that I worked my ass off on only to get no compliments... T_T

Story Update

I updated chapter 27 of Boys Don't Cry!! OMFG, IT'S ALMOST DONE!! YAY!! 8D I got a review saying that they cried on this chapter. That actually made me really happy, knowing that people actually feel emotion when they read my stories. That's what I'm pretty much aiming for, and I think I nailed it. Anyway, enjoy.

CLICK IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

Discussion Time!

NB: *typing on computer*

Raito: *lying in bed* I can't even get up...

NB: No one tells you to screw all night. AGAIN.

Raito: Hey. I thought you said L would die in August?

NB: Yes, I did. Why?

Raito: Then why is he still alive?

NB: Because I haven't read it yet. These kind of things only happen when I READ them first.

Raito: Oh...

NB: *continues typing*

Raito: What are you typing anyway?

NB: A chapter of one of my stories.

Raito: But you did that all day yesterday!

NB: I work on more than one story, Raito. And furthermore, if I DON'T update on THIS specific story, my readers will hunt me down, gut me, and kill me like I was the spawn of Satan.

Raito: O_o They wouldn't do that!

NB: *stares at him* YES. THEY WOULD. And just imagine YOUR fangirls!! XD

Raito: O_O *is scared for his life*

L: *walks in* What's going on? I don't hear yelling, screaming, or thrashing.

Raito: O_O

NB: Nothing. Just working.

L: *waves hand in front of Raito* Is he okay, NB?

NB: Oh yeah. He's fine. We're just talking about THINGS. Kukukuku...

L: ... *looks at him then back at NB* The fangirl talk again?

Raito: O_O NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *runs away*

NB: Hehehehehe.... I'm so evil.... >X3

Picture of the Day

Art by Helltoes on deviantART (BIGGEST L FAN YOU WILL EVER MEET)

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

~NarutoBlackmail

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Monday, July 31, 2006


Time: 11:18 AM
Song: Agoraphobia
Artist: Incubus
Feeling: Happy
Drinking: Coffee

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Two people touching lips
Hands on each other's hips
Nothing in else in the world but one another

The 42nd floor
On a distant shore
I wonder how we strayed so far from this

Remember when we were
Just flesh and bone you sir
May have forgotten how good your world could be
So, put down your hollow tips
And kiss your lovers lips
And know that fate is what you make of it

Please end this
Before it ends us

I wanna stay inside
I wanna stay inside for good
I wanna stay inside
For good

I read the news today
And everything they say
Just makes me want to stay inside

And a better part of me knows
That waiting in the throws
Is on the par with reading with my eyes closed

"What Can I do?", You say
It's just another day
In the life of Apes with ego trips

Put down your hollow tips
And kiss your lover's lips
And learn that fate is what we make of it

Please end this
Before it ends us

I wanna stay inside
I wanna stay inside for good
I wanna stay inside
For good

I'm gonna stay inside
I'm gonna stay inside for good
I'm gonna stay inside
For Good
For Good

I wanna stay inside
I wanna stay inside for good
I wanna stay inside
Don't want to stay inside for good...


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Hi! ^_^

Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"

Hello, and welcome to Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"! It's a show where we take the most wierdest CRACK pairings and see what you, our readers think about them! I'm your hostess, NB. Today's wierd-ass pairing is from Naruto.
Sasuke x Konohamaru
O__________O
CHILD MOLESTATION!! RAPE!! AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!! *stabs eyes with a spork*

And that's our show for today! Place your vote in the comments box on what you think this pairing makes you think:

A) WTF?
B) Eh.
C) I LOVE THAT PAIRING!!11

Trip

Aaaaah... My vacation went splendidly, yes indeed. ^^ Santa Cruz hasn't changed a bit. The people are the same, downtown is the same... Nothing's changed at all. I enjoyed seeing everything the way it was in my childhood. Only... a few things chnaged. They built new stores and houses and across the street where I used to live. But what hit me, was that where I grew up.... It's as if after we moved out of there, everything died. The grass that was once green was now dead and brown. My old house now has a fence and gate blocking any entry in. Someone bought our neighborhood, and seeing the total destruction of everything I once new and loved, made me want to cry. I seriously wanted to cry. But I didn't and held it in. I still can't get over what happened to my old neighborhood. Everything just... died.
Overall, seeing my hometown again was good enough. I just wished they had left things the way they were.

Downtown

We went downtown in Santa Cruz to look at all the stores and I waited outside to look at all the cute/hot guys. Trust me, EVERY SINGLE GUY THERE IS HOT. :) Anyway, I waited outside staring at the clouds and enjoying the cool weather (60-something degrees), and this guy that looked about 19 or 20 came up to me.

Man: Hey, are you okay? Are you lost? Are you waiting for someone?

Me: Oh, no, my mom is in there paying for some stuff. *jabs thumb in the store*

Man: Oh, I see.

*short silence*

Man: I like your necklace.

Me: *grabs necklace* Oh, thanks. (My necklace)

Man: *nods and walks away* Well, later!

Me: Bye... *waves* That was really... weird... O_o

I don't know who he was, but I told my mom about it. She said it might have been a pervert or something. I wouldn't doubt it, but I guess it's a 50/50 chance. *shrugs*

Picture

I finished that picture alive yet dead wanted me to, based on my Yaoi Vision!! WARNING: THIS HAS MATURE CONTENT AND YAOI. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS SORT OF THING, THEN DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!!

Silver and Cold

Do you like? It's on my deviantART account also.

Discussion Time (is back again!)

NB: *kicks the door open* I'M BAAAAAACK!!

Raito: *reading a book on the couch and looks up* And the silence is broken.

L: Welcome back, NB.

NB: Thanks, L! Hey! I brought you guys something back!

Raito: Really? What? *whispers* Dare I ask...

NB: *opens suitcase* L, I brought you back Pink Popcorn! *hands him a box filled with pink popcorn (and YES, Pink Popcorn is REAL)*

L: *smiles* KYA!! 8D Thanks, NB!!

NB: Uh huh! And Raito! I didn't know what you'd like, so I got you this! *hands him a black box with a crimson ribbon tied on it*

Raito: Really? For me? Well, thanks...

NB: I think you'll like it. ^_^

Raito: *unties the ribbon* I wonder what it is... *opens it and blushes heavily*

L: What is it, Raito-kun?

NB: Ish a book!! A book on how to fulfill your sexual fantasies!! XD I got it for ten bucks at this really awesome Hot Topic-like store downtown!!

Raito: Wow... um... that's really... thoughtful of you NB... Thanks... ^_^;

NB: You're welcome!! I knew you'd like it!

L: ... *smirks at Raito*

Raito: Uh... L? What's with the ribbon...?

L: *binds Raito's hands together and drags him into the other room*

NB: o_o? Heh?

*Suddenly, you can hear banging and moaning from the other room*

NB: *blushes heavily and has a nosebleed* EeeEEeehHHHhh... *covers nose* The first thing I need from when I get home would be to hot bishies making out. LOUDLY. *runs into the camera room*

Picture of the Day

Ish an icon!! 8D
LMFAO XD

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

~NarutoBlackmail

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Wednesday, July 26, 2006


Time: 11:30 AM
Song: Ball and Chain
Artist: Social Distortion
Feeling: Bouncy
Drinking: Coffee

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Well it's been ten years and a thousand tears
And look at the mess I'm in
A broken nose and a broken heart,
An empty bottle of gin
Well I sit and I pray
In my broken down Chevrolet
While I'm singin' to myself
There's got to be another way

Take away, take away
Take away this ball and chain
Well I'm lonely and I'm tired
And I can't take any more pain
Take away, take away
Never to return again
Take away, take away
Take away
Take away this ball and chain

Well I've searched and I've searched
To find the perfect life
A brand new car and a brand new suit
I even got me a little wife
But wherever I have gone
I was sure to find myself there
You can run all your life
But not go anywhere

Take away, take away
Take away this ball and chain
Well I'm sick and I'm tired
And I can't take any more pain
Take away, take away
Never to return again
Take away, take away
Take away
Take away this ball and chain

Well I'll pass the bar on the way
To my dingy hotel room
I spent all my money
I've been drinkin' since half past noon
Well I'll wake there in the mornin'
Or maybe in the county jail
Times are hard getting harder
I'm born to lose and destined to fail

Take away, take away
Take away this ball and chain
Well I'm lonely and I'm tired
And I can't take any more pain
Take away, take away
Never to return again
Take away, take away
Take away
Take away this ball and chain


xXxLyricsxXx

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THAT IS REAL FUCKING PUNK/ROCK MUSIC *points up to the lyrics* Compare those lyrics to today's Rock music lyrics.

--

Hi. ^_^

Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"

Hello, and welcome to Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"! It's a show where we take the most wierdest CRACK pairings and see what you, our readers think about them! I'm your hostess, NB. Today's wierd-ass pairing is from Naruto.
Shukaku x Gaara
(It's Demon/Host porn! XD )
O_o
WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE SMOKE WHEN THINKING THESE THINGS UP?!!

And that's our show for today! Place your vote in the comments box on what you think this pairing makes you think:

A) WTF?
B) Eh.
C) I LOVE THAT PAIRING!!11

Story

Here's a funny story that I think is slightly NOT funny. I have a memory loss at times, so everytime, no matter what the situation is, I always forget what happened or what IS happening. Here's a story that involves me and my "good" friend, Pamela, who takes ADVANTAGE of my horrible mind loss. XP (Really, she's my friend. We just fuck with each other's heads a lot. ^^ )
Pamela and Luz
Pamela is the girl in the brown jacket, and Luz is the one in the black jacket.

We were in science and arugueing about something.

Me: No! That's it!! I'm gonna get my razor out and cut you dammit!! (I use the razor to sharpen my pencils because that makes 'em REALLY sharp! 8D )

Pamela: NO!! D8

Me: *takes out razor* HAHA!! Now give me my Yaoi picture back or I'm gonna- *SPARK* <---Sound of memory loss

Pamela: O_o? What? You're gonna what?

Me: *scratches temple* I... don't know... What were we talking about? I can't remember...

Pamela: *idea* Oh, nothing, Sami! We were just quietly paying attention in class while you DIDN'T have the razor out! ^^;

Me: *looks at razor* Huh. *puts it away and shrugs and pays attention back in class*

Pamela: Whew... ^_^

I never DID get that Yaoi picture back... -_-

Dream

Okaaaayyy... I had yet ANOTHER weird ass dream!! O_o Where should I begin... Oh yes. This is a good spot.

I'm walking into a movie theater and sitting down for the movie. It starts immediately. I realize it's Toy Story 3. O_o I know. Shut up. Anyway, I didn't bother to move because I was sitting with popcorn and a good soda. Mmmm... Anywho, not many people were watching, so I just stared at the screen. And then I heard... CUSSING IN THE MOVIE!! Yes!! CUSSING in a child's movie!! I was all... "Okay... This is disturbing..." and I walk out. Suddenly, I'm being attacked by psychotic killers!! All from The Hills Have Eyes and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!! Not to mention, there were a few Skeloten Pirates throwing bombs and such at people from Pirates of the Carribean. I was hit a lot, but didn't die. O_o I WAS IMMORTAL!! And then, Hiei and Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho come along and just stand there!! I'm all, "WTF?!! FIGHT!! DO SOMETHING!!" Then they looked at eachother and Kurama grinned coyly at Hiei. I was all, "Okay... You want to have sex, there's a barn right there." and they left. And then...

I woke up.

Weird, huh?

O____o

See Ya!

Well, today's meh last day here! Is it Wednesday already? *looks at Naruto calendar* Yep. Damn, I can't even keep up with the days now... -_- Anyway, I'll see you all on Saturday, but my post may be a little late. It's an 8 hour drive after all. I think we'll be leaving reeeally early in the morning. I don't mind at all. I love the car ride. Everything is so peaceful and calm. Just like it always used to be. That is, until you get to Hollywood. -_-; Anyway, I'll see you all in 2 days!! ^^

Discussion Time!

NB: *opens the door* Hey, L! I'm back!

L: Ah, hello NB-san. Did you find Raito-kun?

NB: Heh Heh Heh... *drags in a tied up Raito, gagged with a facecloth* Hgjgiygbhgjf!!

L: O.O

NB: Took me a while to catch him, but I finally got 'em!! Here you go. *grabs Raito and gives the rope to L*

L: *unties Raito and un-gags him* You okay?

Raito: GET HERE THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!

NB: Gee Raito... You're going to get your wish!! I gotta go pack.

Raito&L: Pack? For what?

NB: *takes out a giant suitcase from the closet* I'm gonna go back home for 2 days! ^_^

Raito: What do you mean, "back home"? Isn't this your home?

NB: *makes a disgusted look* Psh!! As if!! I hate this place more than anything!!

L: What do you mean, NB-san?

NB: This isn't my real home, I mean. I just keep thinking that this is a really long visit and I'm waiting to get out of here.

L: I see...

NB: Well, if you boys will excuse me, I must go get ready for tomorrow. *walks away into her room*

Raito: By the tone of her voice, she must have menat every word she said about this place.

L: Indeed.

*In NB's Room*

NB: *packing some clothes* It may be for only a short period of time, but a lot can happen in just two days.

*Knock, knock*

NB: Who is it?

L: Me and Raito.

NB: Enter.

L: *opens the door, and they walk in* Are you done?

NB: Almost. I just need my art supplies and CD player along with my CDs.

Raito: You still have a CD PLAYER? Why not get an iPOD?

NB: Because iPODS break easily and they cost too much. CD Players can kick the iPOD's ass ANY day. *hugs CD player*

Raito: -_-;

NB: Well, that should be it!

L: Done already?

NB: Yup.

L: Great! Let's all go to that pizza parlor across the street, in honor of NB's absence!

NB: Yeah! They have a DDR machine there!!

Raito: Fine... But who's gonna be paying?

L & NB: *look at him* *in unision* YOU.

Raito: I just HAD to ask...

L & NB: *run out the door* YES!! DDR!! PIZZA!! LET'S GET SOME CAKE TOO!! YEAH!!

Raito: I can only imagine her when she's 16... T^T

Picture of the Day


And we all thought it was a 'Happily Ever After'....

See you Saturday guys!

~NarutoBlackmail

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006


Time: 11:00 AM
Song: Summer Shudder
Artist: AFI
Feeling: The Usual
Drinking: Coffee

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Listen when I say, when I say it’s real.
Real life goes undefined, why must you be so missable?
Everything you take, makes me more unreal.
Real lines are undefined, how can this be so miserable?

Under the summer rain I burnt away
Under the summer rain (burn!) you turned away

Listen, I can't make, make a sound or feel
Feel fine, I kissed the lies. Why must they be so kissable?
Listen as I break, break the fourth wall's seal.
Gorgeous eyes shine suicide, when will we be invisible?

Under the summer rain I burnt away
Under the summer rain (burn!) we burnt away
Under the summer rain I burnt away
Under the summer rain (burn!) you turned away

This is the fall, this is the long way down
And our lives look smaller now, and our lives look so small.
This is the fall, this is the long way down
And our lives look smaller now, and our lives look so small.

Under the summer rain I burnt away
Under the summer rain (burn!) we burnt away

Under the summer rain I burnt away
Under the summer rain (burn!) we burnt away

Under the summer rain (burn!) I burnt away
Under the summer rain (burn!) you turned away...


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Hi. ^_^

Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"

Hello, and welcome to Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"! It's a show where we take the most wierdest CRACK pairings and see what you, our readers think about them! I'm your hostess, NB. Today's wierd-ass pairing is from a Crossover between Inuyasha and Naruto.
Sasuke x Kagome
*picks up pitchfork* DIE KAGOME!! DIE DIE DIE!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ahem... Excuse me... Anywho, WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD SOMEONE MAKE A PAIRING LIKE THIS?!! It's... so... fucked... up!! DX Sorry to those who like it (I don't know WHY) but you've gotta be honest- THAT WHINER KAGOME DOES NOT DESERVE THE PRETTY BOY!!!! NEVAAAAH!!!!! D8<

And that's our show for today! Place your vote in the comments box on what you think this pairing makes you think:

A) WTF?
B) Eh.
C) I LOVE THAT PAIRING!!11

Summer Rain

I forgot to mention on Sunday that it rained over here. In SUMMER. Since when does it rain in Summer? And you know what else is weird? The song I'm listening to right now, "Summer Shudder" by AFI, has the lyrics:
Under the summer rain I burnt away
Under the summer rain (burn!) we burnt away
Under the summer rain I burnt away
Under the summer rain (burn!) you turned away...

Isn't that weird? "Summer rain"... Weird yet awesome... Things even out. ^__^

Story Update

Yo! I updated on meh fanfiction, Boys Don't Cry! Click here for the new, smut-filled, longest chapter I ever written, 4,157 word, CHAPTER-THING!! 8D

Make The Vision Come To Life!!

Yesterday while reading my comments, I came across alive yet dead's, and it made me laugh. XD Seriously! From my yesterday's Yaoi vision in the Discussion area, she asked if I would draw a picture of them exactly from my vision. THAT GAVE ME THE GREATEST IDEA EVER 8D Well, the answer is... *drumroll* YES!! I WILL!! But I won't post it on Otaku because I'll probably get banned from "indecent" content or something. Instead, it will be on my deviantART account. I'll letyou all know when I'm done with it. ^_~

Feedback

Oh! And thanks to everyone who said they liked my new changes. I respect that a lot. ^^ *glomps everyone*

Discussion Time!

NB: Where IS he? He's been gone for-*looks at the clock*-6 hours now!!

L: Like he said, maybe he went somewhere to think...

NB: He's probably doing more than that! I'm going out to look for him! Watch the house while I'm gone, will you, please?

L: Sure.

NB: Thanks L. You're the best!

L: I know.

NB: Later! *runs out*

---Outside---

NB: OH MY GOD!! FUCKING A!! IT'S SO FUCKING HOT OUT HERE!! DX THE LIGHT!! THE SUN!! IT BUUUURNS!! WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE FOR SOME RAIN!!
........
Wait... never mind. No I don't. I'm gonna burn even more... -_-;;

*she starts walking down the street*

NB: Dammit, dammit, dammit!! It's hot!! I hate humdity!! I want a slurpee...

*she suddenly sees Raito sitting on a bus stop bench*

NB: w00t!! I did it!! Hey!! Raito!!

Raito: Hm? *looks up* O_O Oh, no... *starts running*

NB: Hey... Where are you...? *remembers*

Raito: I can't hear you, NB. Speak up!

NB: *looks up at him and glares, still blushing heavily* YOU WERE TIED TO A CROSS WITH WHIPPED CREAM ALL OVER YOUR BODY AND L WAS LICKING IT OFF!!

Raito: O_O

L: O_o

NB: Whew... I got that off my chest...

Raito: *shakes* I'm... uh... going out...

L: Where are you going Raito-kun?

Raito: THE HELL AWAY FROM HER!! *runs out and slams the door*


NB: Uh, oh... RAITO!! WAIT!! I'M SORRY MY YAOI VISION SCARED YOU!! COME BACK!! I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND!!

Raito: AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! *is still running*

Picture of the Day

You KNOW this what we all saw when we read this. XD THE PAGE WAS ASKING FOR IT!!
You KNOW this what we all saw when we read this. XD THE PAGE WAS ASKING FOR IT!!

Farewell...

~NarutoBlackmail

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Monday, July 24, 2006


Time: 11:02 AM
Song: The Pros and Cons of Breathing
Artist: Fall Out Boy
Feeling: Good
Drinking: Coffee

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Bury me standing under your window with the cinder block in hand
Yeah cause no one will ever feel like this again
And if I could move I'm sure it would only be to crawl back to you

I must have dragged my guts a block... they were gone by the time we (talked)...

Whoa, want to hate you half as much as I hate myself
You know that I could crush you with my voice
Whoa, want to hate you half as much as I hate myself
You know that I could crush you with my voice

Stood on my roof and tried to see you forgetting about me
Hide the details I don't want to know a thing

I hate the way you say my name like it's something secret
My pen is the barrel of the gun
Remind me which side you should be on

Whoa want to hate you half as much as I hate myself
You know that I could crush you with my voice
Whoa, want to hate you half as much as I hate myself
You know that I could crush you with my voice

Stood on my roof and tried to see you forgetting about me
Hide the details I don't want to know a thing

I wish that I was as invisible as you make me feel!

Whoa want to hate you half as much as I hate myself
(1,2,3,4!)
Whoa want to hate you half as much as I hate myself
You know that I could crush you with my voice


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--

I ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO POST ABOUT!! 8D

--

Hi. ^_^

Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"

Hello, and welcome to Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"! It's a show where we take the most wierdest CRACK pairings and see what you, our readers think about them! I'm your hostess, NB. Today's wierd-ass pairing is from Naruto.
Sasuke x Itachi
Where here, we're talking about SASUKE being the SEME!! D8 OMG!! I heard from a person once that she read a fanfiction about the pairing. AND I QUOTE!!

"...and it was praticaly like: Normaly Sasuke fucks Naruto, and when he goes to the basement, where he has Itachi chained up, he fucks Itachi...
really weird..."


That is some pairing... O_o

And that's our show for today! Place your vote in the comments box on what you think this pairing makes you think:

A) WTF?
B) Eh.
C) I LOVE THAT PAIRING!!11

Fanart

Yep, more fanart! I hope some of you get a chance to see it!! X3

"I Didn't Do It."

Changes

I bet you've noticed the background, avatar, Window Title, and welcome picture, huh? Well, the old background was a little too... erm... colorful and sunset like. I know, you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. Anyway, I made this background. I just got a doujinshi I found off eBAY, enlarged the picture, and put the two seperate covers together. I submitted it to Otaku, but it's not up yet... -_- As for the avi and welcome sign... I just got bored with them. So enjoy this (sort of) new theme!! ^_^

Bye Bye

On Thursday and Friday I won't be here. YES!! I'M LEAVING RIVERSIDE FOR 2 DAYS!! WOOHOO!!! 8D Ahem... Anywho, we're going to Oakland (which is one hour away from Santa Cruz, my hometown) to take my aunt back. We're coming back Saturday, and they DON'T have a computer there, so... I won't be visiting or updating. T_T I'll miss you guys... Seriously. My mom said that she'll take me back to my REAL home (Santa Cruz) to spend some time there. She better think twice, because I'll handcuff myself to a lamp post because I won't wanna leave!! XD

Concert

Oh yeah, and just a head's up. I won't be here on August 4th and possibly the 5th because my dad is taking me to Street Scene 2006, a two day concert. We're gonna see AFI, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, My Chemical Romance, and whole bunch of other bands!! OH MY GOD, I'M SO EXCITED!! I CAN'T WAIT!! Here's the homepage if any of you are interested. THE TICKETS ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE DX But I can't wait. I went to see The Used last year, and they fucking OWNED. It's awesome, and you guys should check it out.

Story Update

Alright, kiddies. Looks like you're getting your wish! Aunt NB has been writing a few chapters so far and will be updating in about August of somewhat. Maybe. I don't know. Ask the Cheshire Cat.

Discussion Time!

NB: *still waiting for the bedsheets to dry* I fucking hate you right now, Raito.

Raito: *smirks* I get that a lot now.

NB: FUCK YOU!! Asshole...

Dryer: Ding!

NB: Thank God! The sheets are finally CLEAN! XD Now here, go set them on my bed. *throws them at Raito*

Raito: What?! Why me?!

NB: Oh, geeee... Let me think... Um, YOU were the one who shoved L and my bed! YOU were the one who screwed him like a bunny! YOU were the one who decided to be seme last night!! YOU were the one who-

Raito: FINE!! I'll set the stupid sheets...

NB: Good. Now I'm off to drink meh coffeeh! X3 <3

Raito: Bitch... -__-

NB: *turns back to look at him and smirks* I get that a lot Raito... I get that A LOT. *walks out*

*To L*

L: *quietly sipping tea*

NB: *pokes her head in the kitchen* Hi L. ^_^

L: Hello, NB.

NB: How's it going?

L: Eh... Well, if you don't count the fact that I'm going to die in one week, then things have been going very well lately.

NB: Oh, yeah... THAT... Sorry to hear about that...

L: Don't be. It's life's way of firing you.

NB: Haha!! I read an icon on that once. "Death is God's way of telling you, "You're fired!"". XD *laughs*

L: *laughs a little*

*Raito walks in*

Raito: There. I fixed your precious bed.

NB: Thank you, Raito. ^_^ Here you go. *hands him a cookie*

Raito: What's this?

NB: A cookie!! For all your hard work!! X3 See? I can be nice. You just have to know me really well. ^__^

Raito: Thanks, but no thanks. *throws cookie and L catches it*

NB: Meanie!!

L: I can't believe he doesn't like cookies... *nibbles*

NB: Hey! L! How do you eat so many sweets, but don't gain a pound? Do you do drugs?

L: No... I don't do drugs... *sweatdrop*

NB: Oh... Well tell me!! Pleeease?

L: *whispers in her ear*

NB: Ooooh!! Now I know how!! Thanks, L!

Raito: What was that all about?

L: *snickers*

NB: *smirks and then widens eyes* OH MY GOD!!

Raito and L: *jump in surprise*

Raito: What?!! Why did you scream?!!

NB: I just had a... really disturbing yet very hot Yaoi vision about you, Raito...

Raito: WHAT?!!

NB: *nods and blushes heavily*

Raito: What was it about NB? *glares at her*

NB: Do you want to know?

Raito: Yes.

NB: Do you reeeally want to know?

Raito: Yes!! NOW TELL ME!!

NB: *mumbles something*

Raito: What?

NB: *mumbles again*

Raito: I can't hear you, NB. Speak up!!

NB: *looks up at him and glares, still blushing heavily* YOU WERE TIED TO A CROSS WITH WHIPPED CREAM ALL OVER YOUR BODY AND L WAS LICKING IT OFF!!

Raito: O_O

L: O_o

NB: Whew... I got that off my chest...

Raito: *shakes* I'm... uh... going out...

L: Where are you going Raito-kun?

Raito: THE HELL AWAY FROM HER!! *runs out and slams the door*

NB: *sips coffee* What's up with him?

L: *shrugs* I don't know... He's really weird sometimes.

NB: *laughs*

Picture of the Day

The other end of the handcuff is meant for YOU...

Farewell...

~NarutoBlackmail

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Saturday, July 22, 2006


Time: 10:14 AM
Song: Noise and Kisses
Artist: The Used
Feeling: Tired
Drinking: Coffee

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Look in my eyes
I'm jaded now whatever that means
By sharing these things
I rip my heart out
It's worth my time
Whatever that means...so

Hard to see up
My neck feels stiff until I wake up
The orange I choked
And back to my neck
It's worth my time
Whatever that means....so

Share with me
Cause I need it right now
Let me see your insides
Or write me off
Cause I'd rather starve now
If you won't open up

Give it to me
Give me all... whatever you want
It's never been me
To want this much from you
I can see
Yeah

Share with me
Cause I need it right now
Let me see your insides
Or write me off
Cause I'd rather starve now
If you won't open up
You won't open up

It tears me up
It tears me up
It tears me up
It tears me up

Look in my eyes
I'm jaded now whatever that means
By sharing these things
I rip my heart out
It's worth my time
Whatever that means... so...

Share with me
Cause I need it right now
Let me see your insides
Or write me off
Cause I'd rather starve now
If you won't open up
Won't open up

(Share with me) Yeah, it tears me up
(Cause I need it right now, let me see your insides) Tears me up
(Or write me off) And it tears me up (Cause I'd rather starve now)
(If you won't open up, you won't open up) Tears me up


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Hi. ^_^

Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"

Hello, and welcome to Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"! It's a show where we take the most wierdest CRACK pairings and see what you, our readers think about them! I'm your hostess, NB. Today's wierd-ass pairing is from Death Note.
Ryuuk x Raito
O_O
...
Ew.
*hurls*
Don't get me wrong! I love Ryuuk and all, but I can never see him in a pairing. Maybe with another Shinigami like Rem, but... never a human... No... That's just weird... XP

And that's our show for today! Place your vote in the comments box on what you think this pairing makes you think:

A) WTF?
B) Eh.
C) I LOVE THAT PAIRING!!11

Saturday

For some of you, it's Anime Night. It used to be for me, but not anymore... No... -_- Why? Because half of the shows they show are re-runs and suck really bad. I'll watch Naruto, but that'll only be if it's an episode or chapter I haven't seen or read. So, it's just Saturday today. Just another day. :\

Random

I don't know why, but I've been craving Subway sandwiches lately... Damn, they make good sandwiches... X3

This Is The Stupidest Post EVER

Okay, you can all tell that I have nothing to talk about, and I'm just filling up white space for random things, huh?

Everyone: *nods*

Mmmmyep... I can see that... Well how about a MADE UP STORY FROM THE PAST to entertain you all? ^^

Everyone: Sure... I guess... Whatever... AMUSE US YOU BITCH!!

*glares and throws a shoe at the person who said the last line*

Okay!! A MADE UP STORY FROM THE PAST!! (As in, some of the events are true, and most of it's all b/s.)

I was sitting in class one day... Bored as hell. WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN!! The side building exploded, and we all ran outside!! I looked up to see a Shinigami using it's Death Note, killing everybody!! And then I called it over, and gave it an apple. He thanked me and said he would be my pet and I could have the Death Note in return for a bunch of apples! And then I went to go kill everyone I hate!! Even that Frank Sinatra guy, or however you spell his name... And then-!!

Raito: SHUT UP!! JUST SHUT UP, NB!! LIKE ANYONE'S GONNA BELIEVE YOU!!

NB: It's a MADE UP story dammit!! I can say whatever I want!!

Raito: *ignores her* Oh yeah, and not ALL Shinigami love apples!!

NB: Ryuuk loves apples.

Raito: Yeah, Ryuuk, and ONLY Ryuuk!

NB: YOU KILLED MY STORY YOU FUCKER!! NOW THEY'RE ALL LEAVING!! NO!! DON'T LEAVE!! I'LL GIVE YOU ALL FREE HATS AND MACHINE GUNS TO DESTROY THAT SQUIRREL WHO-

*Raito slams the door shut, locking it as NB kept bribing people to do things and stay*

Raito: Whew... *wipes sweat from his forehead* Whatta psycho bitch... *shakes head and walks away*

Discussion Time!

NB: Snoooore... Droolage... *is sleeping on the desk, the TVs all still turned on from last night*

Raito: *comes in* NB? *looks around the room and sees her* *whipers* NB! Wake up! *shakes her*

NB: Ngggh... I don't wanna go to school today, mommy...

Raito: It's still July, ya dumbass. And I'm not your mommy. -_-''

NB: *lifts head up and looks up* Oh... Hey there, Raito. ^_^

Raito: I made some coffee. *looks at the TVs* What the hell...?

NB: *stretches arms and back and yawns* Waaah!! What a rough night... I swear... You guys sure know how to fuck all night... *smacks lips in gets up, still trying to wake up*

Raito: You... YOU WERE SPYING ON US?!! LAST NIGHT?!! WHEN WE WERE-?!!

NB: Oops. O___O Uh... Umm... Feminine Curiousity...? ^^'' Ehehehehehe...

Raito: You. Little. Perv.

NB: Gulp... NB doomed... *screams and runs all over the house*

Raito: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PUNK!! *chases her with a baseball bat*

NB: L!! L!! HELP MEEEE!! AAAAHHHH!!

Raito: *tackles her to the floor, straddles her, and starts tying her wrists together* FEMINIE CURIOUSITY MY ASS!! I'M LOCKING YOU OUT!!

L: *walks in with a cup of coffee in hand and looks down at them both tiredly* Raito-kun... NB-san... What are you doing?

NB: L!! THANK GOD!! RAITO'S MOLESTING ME!!

Raito: WHAT?!! *gets off and realizes he didn't finish tying her* THAT'S JUST SICK!!

NB: HAHAAAA!! *grabs out a videotape* I HAVE PROOF THAT YOU TWO CUDDLED!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! VICTORY IS MIIIINE!! XD *runs off*

Raito: D8< YOU LITTLE BITCH!! GIVE ME THAT TAPE!!

NB: *laughing maniacally and locks herself in her room and then the laughter stops*

*silence*

NB: OH GOD!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!! IT'S ON MY BED!! MY SHEETS!! EVEN THE PILLOWS!! OH DEAR GOD!!

Raito: *blushes furiously and then smirks* Hehe... I guess I "forgot" to tell her about that... >X3 Kukukuku...

L: I live with a 13 year-old girl who has the sickest mind and is crazy, while my boyfriend is just as crazy and has a just as sick mind...

PS!!

No post tomorrow!! See you all Monday!! *waves*

Picture of the Day

Yagami Raito/Light

Farewell...

~NarutoBlackmail

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Friday, July 21, 2006


Time: 11:30 AM
Song: Burn It Down
Artist: Avenged Sevenfold
Feeling: Bored
Drinking: Coffee

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Jealousy's an ugly word, but you don't seem to care.
Converse behind my back, but now I'm here.
Need no one to comply with me through everone that I defeat.
Don't need you, fuck camaraderie, this rage will never go away.

Hatred fuels my blood, I'll burn ya down (you cant help me)
One king to watch the horseman fall, I'll fight 'til the end (I won't help you)
I can't trust anyone, see it in my eyes.
Now I can understand, it's sorrow that feeds your lies.

You're on my back when the water gets too deep for you to breathe.
A crutch for you that won't always be there.
Die in the dark another day, the fear in you is here to stay.
So keep the fuck away from me and learn to trust the words I say.

I can't trust anyone, witness and see it in my eyes.
Now I can understand, put faith in you for the last time.
It's sorrow that feeds your lies.

Run from me before I tear you down (be afraid)
You chose the wrong side (it feels so right)
I won't help you, let you rot away.
Run toward the light exposing your soul (we weon't be there by your side)
Salvation's dying (somebody's crying)
We're all gone in the end, sweet chile, we'll miss you.
No, so far away.

Falling away, can't buy back time.
Burned it down anyway.


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Hi. ^_^

Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"

Hello, and welcome to Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"! It's a show where we take the most wierdest CRACK pairings and see what you, our readers think about them! I'm your hostess, NB. Today's wierd-ass pairing is from Naruto yet again (because it has the most CRACK pairings EVER).
Gai x Naruto
Insanity at its best. ...or worst. Nearly everything on this page has made me wonder how much crack someone would need to smoke in order to conceive something like (some of >_>) this stuff. Some have scared me quite thoroughly, and others have made me giggle insanely due to how absurd it is. But (mostly) all of them made me wonder, 'what the fuck?' and I hope it'll have that same effect on you.

...don't go blind, please. >_>

-Owner for SoDaSexy


She just said every word that I was thinking.

And that's our show for today! Place your vote in the comments box on what you think this pairing makes you think:

A) WTF?
B) Eh.
C) I LOVE THAT PAIRING!!11

Past References (Again)

I don't think that any of you knew that I used to skateboard, huh? Didn't think so. Anyway, I don't skateboard anymore, but I used to back in my elementary days. The question is, WHY don't I skate anymore? It's simple.
I crashed and burned. -__-
Not literally, but here's the story. ^^

I was skateboarding outside, and kept trying to practice to get better. My mom told me to stay in front of the yard so I couldn't get hurt. Man, was that bitch wrong. *laughs* I went up a little faster, and there was a fence. I was going to TRY and jump over it, but failed miserably. How? There just so happened to be a SQUIRREL IN MY WAY. So, to avoid squishing and killing the little critter, I turned, tripped, and crashed into the fence in front of me. I only got a few scratches and bruises from my crash, but I've hated squirrels ever since. -__-

My mom told me to not skateboard anymore, so I didn't. But I'm going to try and take it up again soon. :\

I hope my pain amused you. XD

Story Update

For those of you who don't know, I posted chapter 25 of Boys Don't Cry. If you DON'T know. Please go read and review. ^^ It makes me happy. And I'm working on chapter 26 now as we speak. Hopefully it'll be done by next week.
<.< >.>
dotdotdot
Yes...
Hopefully. O_o

Discussion Time!

NB: Mwahahahaha.... Now... Let's see what they're up to... *stares at the TV screen anxiously*

Back in NB's room...

L: You wanted to talk?

Raito: I... er... yeah...

L: .... *is waiting*

Raito: Look... I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry for what I said back there.

L: !

Raito: I didn't mean for that to happen...

L: Then why did you MAKE it happen?

Raito: Because I was-

L: Afraid I'd detest you?

Raito: Yes, but-

L: You think I would really do that?!

Raito: L!! JUST SHUT UP!!

L: *flinches*

NB: I swear to God, Raito... If you screw this up again, you are a DEAD MAN!! DO YOU HEAR?!! A DEAD MAN!!

Raito: You don't know... how I... feel...

L: Huh?

Raito: You're the detective. You should have figured it out long ago.

L: What?

*grabs his hand*

Raito: I...

L: *thinking* My heart's beating a little too fast... Is that normal? O_o

Raito: I lo...

NB: *is totally glued to the TV screen* SAY IT YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCK OF A FUCKY... er... FUCK!! *is running out of insults*

Raito: I love you, L!!

L: *widens his eyes and blushes*

NB: *falls out of her chair and quickly gets back up* SQUEEEE!! HE SAID IT!! I CONFESSED!! *throws confetti*

L: R-Raito-kun...

Raito: *shuts him up by kissing him PASSIONATELY*

L: !!

NB: D8 SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *windows shatter* OMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD!!!!! HE KISSED HIM!! WHAT A GRAND DAY THIS IS!! *dances and spins around in her spinny chair* THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LONELY, PATHETIC LIFE!! XDDD

Doujinshi of the Year

Remember last year when I posted a doujinshi up for Naruto's birthday? Well, instead of a Picture of the Day, each year, we have one Doujinshi of the Year! So this year's, is Death Note!!

WARNING: This contains Yaoi, and hilarity among your wildest dreams. I swear you not, you will laugh until you DIE.

Light Note

Farewell...

~NarutoBlackmail

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Thursday, July 20, 2006


Time: 11:59 AM
Song: Humane
Artist: Lacuna Coil
Feeling: The Usual
Drinking: Coffee that has honey in it instead of sugar because we ran out of sugar... -__-

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You walk on by
without feeling to your stroll

You walk alone

Compromise
it's just another contradiction
You're not alone

There's a place
you've run away
that is in your heart
it is in your heart

In your heart
Your love again

There's a place to be afraid
There's another chain to hold
and you don't know

You need it by your side
just let him know

Your hell is when you dream
and I'm awake

Look into your heart
Deep into your heart

In your heart
Your love again

There is none for
Love is not afraid

In your heart
Your love again...


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Hi. ^_^

Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"

Hello, and welcome to Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"! It's a show where we take the most wierdest CRACK pairings and see what you, our readers think about them! I'm your hostess, NB. Today's wierd-ass pairing is from Naruto.
Itachi x Tayuya
Not only do these two not know eachother, but they don't even talk to one another!! Besides, you can obviously tell that Tayuya likes Shikamaru (like 2 other girls we know). And Itachi? Well, let's just say this:
Incest is best, put your brother to the test! 8D

And that's our show for today! Place your vote in the comments box on what you think this pairing makes you think:

A) WTF?
B) Eh.
C) I LOVE THAT PAIRING!!11

Fanart

I submitted some fanart, but it's not showing... What the fuck? It's the same on deviantART!! If you go to the activity button on my devART account, you should see a link that says "Everyday Matters". That's my new fanart. WHY ISN'T IT SHOWING?!! DAMMIT!! DX

Story

Here's another story of my past life, because my life right now is very uninteresting. ^__^;;

When I was in third grade, we were sitting in class, and our regular class clown was getting himself into trouble. As usual. So when my 3rd grade teacher called the office to notify his mom. I guess he was talking back to her or something. So his mom came in a few minutes later, and did what I did not expect. She started yelling and cussing at our teacher, like, how her kid was troubled and couldn't handle himself properly. Lady, your kid did and said things a 3rd grader shouldn't!! Never in my life (or any of the kids in my class) have heard so much cussing used in one sentence. O_o I was scared, but now that I look back on it, it was very funny to see another human being make a fool of themself. God, people amuse me with their stupidity. XD We never saw him again. I guess her kid switched schools. *shrugs*

Discussion Time!

Raito: Are you sure he'll accept it?

NB: Hey! You got yourself into some deep shit yesterday! You think an apology will fix that? No. You need to talk to him and explain everything. AND TELL THE TRUTH. OR I WILL KILL YOU. *deathglares*

Raito: *shudders* Yes ma'am...

L: *walks in* Oh... Hi...

NB: There you are L!! *runs up to him* Your eyes are all red... L... Ha... Have you been crying?

Raito: !

L: Maybe...

NB: T__T GOD, I hate to see you like this!! Well, Raito here wants to tell you something!

L: *looks at Raito* ?

Raito: *blushes and stares at the floor and nods*

L: Okay. I want to hear what he has to say anyway.

Raito: !!

NB: Great!! Well, I'll leave you two alone!! I'm gonna go in the other room and watch some TV!! Later!! Oh... And Raito?

Raito: Yeah?

NB: If you so much as make L cry again... *slides her index finger across her neck* GGGSHNK!!

Raito: O_O

NB: Bye bye, luvs! ^_^ *shuts the door*

*NB walks into a room down the hallways and locks it. She turns on the TVs, and watches*

NB: Sure I said I was going to tell them that I was going to watch TV, but I never said that it was going to be everyday TV!! I set up some cameras in the whole house, so now I can see everything!! Now let's see what Raito and L are up to!! *smirks*

Sorry the discussion is so short... T_T

Picture of the Day

Awesomeness.

Farewell...

~NarutoBlackmail

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006


Time: 11:20 AM
Song: I Will For You
Artist: Waking Ashland
Feeling: Distressed
Drinking: Coffee

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Something's very wrong here
Your heart has frozen over
and something's very strange here
You've lost all desire
The comfort we create to prove
We're something
But we're starving
Screaming in the night cause you want answers
From the one
And there is hope again

Don't give up, your not thinking
Don't give up, just keep seeking
And I, I am for you
And I, I will love you
And I, I am for you
And I, I will save you

Come and take my face or forever I
Will walk alone
And all the same mistakes
Cause I know you, I deny you
Days go by and choices still remain forever
Right and wrong is black and white
The illusions of this world
And there is hope again

I send myself to you
Yes always and always
I send my love to you

Don't give up, your not thinking
Don't give up, just keep seeking
And I, I am for you
And I, I will love you
And I, I am for you
And I, I will save you

You found today, found today,
You found today, saw today...


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Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"

Hello, and welcome to Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"! It's a show where we take the most wierdest CRACK pairings and see what you, our readers think about them! I'm your hostess, NB. Today's wierd-ass pairing is from Naruto.
Iruka x Gaara
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Excuse me? What what WHAAAA?!! That's very... O_o WTF indeed...

And that's our show for today! Place your vote in the comments box on what you think this pairing makes you think:

A) WTF?
B) Eh.
C) I LOVE THAT PAIRING!!11

Yesterday

I'm not one for going outside, but yesterday was an exception. You see, I'm like a vampire. I absolutely hate the sun. It was so hot when I went out, that I just decided to hang out under my trees in the yard and pet my cat, Gary. It was actually nice to get out and get some fresh air without having anyone bug you and have electroinics entertain you. It was peace and quiet for me... until I saw a white butterfly and decided to chase after it like a little kid. It got away, but it was okay. Things are meant to be free. If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it (Calvin and Hobbes comic strip). It was nice though. I felt like I was 8 again. Goofing off and playing around... Where did those days go?

Racism?

Back in 8th grade, I made hardly any black friends. I had only 3 friends who were African American, and I was confused. So one day I decided to talk to some black kids who were just standing around talking. Well, I said hi, and they just gave me this look. I was all, "Okaayy..." and walked away. I've noticed that a lot of the black kids over here hate me for no apparant reason. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against other races or colors, but I just don't know why they hate me!! I'm just trying to be nice, and they go bite my head off!! I'll never understand people...

New Avi

I change my avatar. <.< >.> Well? What are doing just reading his sentence? GO LOOK AT THE FUCKING AVATAR 83 IT IS TEH AWESOMENESS (hopefully)

Discussion Time!

NB: *looks at both Raito and L* Wow... Well, isn't this an awkward moment? Uh hehehehehe... ^^''

L: Raito-kun... D-do you... mean that...?

Raito: .......

NB: Raito?

L: Raito-kun?

Raito: I... I... *slaps L's hand away* No! I never meant it! Not one word!

NB: D8 *jaw drops to the floor in shock*

L: *is still calm but unimpressed* I see... *turns away* I'll be right back...

NB: L!! Wait!! Where the hell are you going?!!

L: *stands at the doorway but doesn't turn around* Out. To think. *shuts the door*

*silence*

NB: *shakes with anger* Grrrr..... RAITO NO BAKA!!! *punches him over the head* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!! YOU HAD HIM RIGHT IN YOUR GRASP!!

Raito: ......

NB: DID YOU SEE THAT EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE?!! YOU HURT HIM!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO SOMEONE?!! THAT'S CRUEL!! RAITO!! ANSWER ME, DAMN YOU!!

Raito: *snaps* I said I DON'T KNOW!!

NB: *flinches and calms down* Sigh...

*they sit in silence for a few minutes on the floor*

NB: Still...

Raito: ?

NB: You didn't have to go and say all those things.

Raito: !

NB: I've never seen L look so... hurt...

Raito: I guess I did go a little too far...

NB: Then why the hell did you do that? You love him and you know it. You told him, that's true, but then you lied to him. That's what I'm wondering. WHY?

Raito: Because...

NB: *is waiting*

Raito: ...I was afraid...

NB: D8!! R-Raito...

Raito: *looks up at her* What?

NB: *slaps him over the back and starts to laugh* You... are such an IDIOT!! *laughs some more*

Raito: You find this FUNNY, NB?!!

NB: I-I'm sorry... *sniff* Anyway, what are you so afraid of? That he's not going to love you back?

Raito: *hesitates but nods*

NB: Haha, woooww... Who knew that a soon-to-be freshman would be lecturing a COLLEGE student? XD

Raito: ... *glares*

NB: Anyway, haven't you noticed?

Raito: Huh? Noticed what?

NB: *smiles* That L loves you too?

Raito: *stares at her, surprised*

NB: Yep, it's true. The way he looks at you, the way he talks to you, the way he smlies at you... A girl can tell, Raito. *grins*

Raito: How the hell can YOU tell? You don't even look like a girl! A boy is more like it.

NB: *deathglares and bites his shoulder* GRRRR!!! YOU'LL REGRET THAT, BASTARD!! *chews more*

Raito: Ow! OW!! Okay!! I'm sorry!! I'm sorry!! GET OFF!!

NB: *releases and licks her mouth* Mmm!! You have good tasting blood, Raito! ^_^

Raito: Huh? *looks at shoulder and sees that he's bleeding* WAAAAAH!!!

NB: *laughs maniacally and runs off*

Raito: GET BACK HERE YOU PSYCHO!!

*We see L sitting on a bench, under some Sakura trees, staring at the ground*

L: I thought he meant it... He said he loved me... but... *starts to sob a bit* Did he really mean all those harsh words...? *hugs his knees closer to his chest*

*Without any warning, L let the tears flow freely down to the ground*

Picture of the Day

L and Raito kittehs!! XD

Farewell...

~NarutoBlackmail

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