Monday, June 11, 2007

Time: 9:15 AM
Song: I Think I Can
Artist: The Pillows
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

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Nitemo nitsukanai
hutago no kimi
d�shitandai
kutsuhimo sae
modokeppa nashi no mama
uwa no sora

Machi kamaeteru
HYENA no KISS
kanippatsu
dare no me ni mo
oyoso hukan� na BET
tanoshi mitai na

I think I can
I think I can
I think I can

I think I can
I think I can
I think I can

Hiru mo yoru mo nai
kuroi mori de
y�kan na CHAMELEON ga
suteta rashinban o
nira n de ta

Nani mo iwanaide
teteitta kimi
kantan na oki tegami wa
DOOR ni kizamareteta
I-C-A-N

I think I can
I think I can
I think I can

I think I can
I think I can
I think I can

Kake ga e no nai
yume o shicchatte
m� zettai gomakasenai n da
netemo sametemo kuri kaesu
I-C-A-N

I think I can
I think I can
I think I can

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FREEDOOOOOM

*screaming "FREEDOM" while riding on a horse like Mel Gibson in Braveheart*

I'M. ON. SUMMER. VACATION.

THAT MEANS I CAN UPDATE ON OTAKU MOAR AND DRAW MOAR AND FINISH MY STORIES ON FANFICTION.NET AND AND AND--!!! *explodes*

Enter Ichigo from Bleach, dressed as a janitor, sweeping up NB's ashes.

Whoo! Sorry about that, folks!! Just a little excited since I'm out of school and probably failed all my Final Exams!! 8D

Yeeeeess, I can update a lot more, visit you all, and a bunch of other shit no one cares about! SURELY YOU ARE ENTERTAINED. 8D

Oh yeah, theme change. Got tired of Yugioh. :[ It was Bert and Gerard from My Chemical Romance and The Used a few days ago, but I changed it just now. LOL SAM'S RETARDED WITH THEMES HURHUR

NEW FANART, YO

THESE ARE-

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS.

NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I DRAWN AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER. EVER.

Check it out~

OC: Mathan

OC: Dr. Homicide

LOL TARGET FIGHT

LOL We were at Target a few days ago, and all of a sudden, these two women started arguing, it was just one White woman and a small group of Mexican women, holding their, what, 1-2 year old kids? But anyway, the Mexican woman was arguing and all, "What the fuck did you call me bitch?!" or "Say it to my face, you motherfucking whore!" and all this other shit, acting all bad.

Yeah, you're TOTALLY the bigger person screaming and yelling in front of your children and drawing attention from everyone in the damn store.

There was a REALLY huge crowd and I could only see from far away, so I had to SHOVE my way through. Then the security came, broke it up, and that was it.

NO FIGHT? NO AMUSEMENT? WHAT THE GOD.

So, I walked away, yelling, "What a RIP OFF!"

And I actually thought something funny was about to happen. -.-

Discussion SOMETHING Time

NB: OH MY GOD. ALL THE YUGIOH CHARACTERS ESCAPED MY HOUSE BECAUSE THEY WERE FRIGHTENED OF ME AND DRESSING THEM IN MAID OUTFITS, SO NOW THEY'RE GOOOOOOONE. *drops herself on the couch*

Kenpachi: *scratches head*

Yachiru: So what're you gonna do now, Sam-chan?

NB: I... don't know. I tried calling Bert and Gerard over, but they refused to make an appearance TOGETHER since of they're break up and feud and DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA. ¦o

Yachiru: Hmmm... Well that's not good. Boys are such Drama Queens!

NB: Seriously. And without any characters to talk to, there will be no discussion!! The fans will KILL ME! DX

Yachiru: Hey!! Me and Ken-chan can be your guests!! 8D

Kenpachi: WHAT?!

NB: REALLY?! You WILL?!

Kenpachi: Wait, Yachiru!! I want NO part in this!!

Yachiru: Aw, come on Ken-chan!! It'll be fun!! >3< It's not like we got anything better to do!!

NB: PLEASE KENPACHI? I really need to do this, and wihtout you IT WILL BE INCOMPLETE!! PLEASE!! *gets on knees* I'LL GET ICHIGO TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT IF YOU DO THIS FOR ME!! *bows repeatedly*

Kenpachi: ANYTHING... I WANT? *gets that super-freaky scary grin like always* If it means getting Kurosaki to do whatever I want, then fine!! I'LL DO IT!!

Yachiru: Yay!! XD

NB: THANK YOU SO MUCH KENPACHI!! *glomps him* I AM FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT. *says really fast* SoisIchigo. 8D

Wait... It's over already? Oh, BUGGER.

[Wait until tomorrow. *gets shot two times in the face*]

Picture of the Day


If you ever needed a reason to LOL HARD, here it is.

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Monday, May 28, 2007

Time: 11:43 AM
Song: Liar, Liar (Burn In Hell)
Artist: The Used
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

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Liar, liar, pants on fire
And the pills go down and get you higher
Baby bottles burning, motherfucker
And the mother hates him like the daughter
Lonely God and maker gripping tighter
Saying you will burn in hell, they say
You will burn in hell

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Liar, liar, stop your soul from catching
Fire, fire, God and maker
Liar, liar, pants on fire

Liar, liar, house on fire
And the glass tastes messy
Chew it louder bet your tummy hurts you
You motherfucker mother never loved you
Father touched you with the hand of God
He’s gripping tighter
Saying you will burn in hell, they say
You will burn in hell

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Liar, liar, stop your soul from catching
Fire, fire, God and maker
Liar, liar, you fucking liar

You’re gonna burn in hell
You’re gonna burn in hell
Hell, hell, hell
You will burn in hell, they say
You will burn in hell

Fucking liar

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Liar, liar, stop your soul from catching
Fire, fire, God and maker
Liar, liar, you fucking liar

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Liar, liar, stop your soul from catching
Fire, fire, God and maker
Liar, liar, you fucking liar
You fucking liar

Liar, liar, you fucking liar
Liar, liar, you fucking liar
Liar, liar, you fucking liar
Liar, liar, you fucking liar

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Hanging from a telephone wire

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No Haircut :[

Well, I can't get my haircut TODAY, but my mom said that I'll probably get it Friday. It's pretty much because my brotehr doesn't know how to act in public or behave, AND because everything's closed today since it's Memorial Day.

Meh, I can wait. It gives me more time to decide which haircut I should get. :D

I'll put it up again, so you guys can see. 83 So what do you guys think I should get, from my two favorite guys of Dir En Grey? (If you already commented about it yesterday, you don't HAVE to do so today. :] )


Kyo

-OR-


Shinya?

This is what my hair looks like now (YES THIS IS REALLY ME AND NO YOU CAN'T SEE ME <_< >_>):



I got comments yesterday saying I was PRETTY. 8DDD *feels loved* THANK YOU SO MUUUUUUCH *heartheartheart* No one ever calls me pretty or cute- it's usually sexy or hot, and that pisses me off. I HATE being called sexy or hot. I don't know why. XP

Pirates of the Carribean 3

THAT. MOVIE.

IS MADE OF WIN AND AWESOME.

I demand ALL of you to go see it now. You WON'T be dissapointed. The minute I got home after the movie, was looking for some PotC yaoi and slash of it. O__< I failed a bit, but found some acceptable ones.

HUURRGGGHH GO SEE IT DAMMIT. YOU WILL LOVE IT.

Whoa.

I was TRIPPING. OUT. last night. Well, I drank a Monster Energy Drink before I went to bed, so I guess that explains it. But yeah, I kept seeing these shadows and figures fucking walking around my room AGAIN, so I couldn't really sleep... AGAIN.

This isn't the first time I've seen those damn things. Even my mom and grandmother said that they saw a little girl who looked like me wander around the house late at night. I've never seen HER specifically, but I HAVE been seeing those figures/shadows/whatever they are.

They're pissing me off. They LOVE making me lose sleep, until I get a fucking sleeping disorder. They think it's funny to just walk back and forth in front of me at the edge of my bed, and just STARE at me with those blank faces of their's.

Bastards. GO BACK TO THRILLER.

Oh, wait. That's zombies. Damn.

Discussion Time

NB: Have you guys ever seen that movie, The Blair Witch Project?

Kaiba: Uuuuh, no.

Yami: What's it about?

NB: I've seen it about 68 times (literally), so I've pretty much memorized the whole plot. It's about these three friends who go camping in the woods, and they're making a documentary about a legendary witch who lives in there, and they want to see her. The entire movie is filmed by THEIR cameras, no Hollywood stuff, so it makes it all look like it ACTUALLY HAPPENED. And then at the end of the movie, they find a house, go in it, and then all you hear is screaming... AND THEN- The girl holding the camera falls to the ground and the video recorder goes blank.

Jonouchi: *shaking* Uuuh, can we talk about something else?

NB: What's wrong, Joe?

Jonouchi: N-nothing. Can we just talk about something else other than ghosts and witches?

Kaiba: LOL You're scared, mutt.

Jonouchi: WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN!?

Kaiba: Look at you!! Your tail's between your legs like an abandoned puppy!!

Jonouchi: *deathglare*

Yami Bakura sneaks up on Jonouchi and taps him on the shoulder, scaring the hell out of him.

Jonouchi: GAAAH!! *jumps into Kaiba's arms*

Bakura: Haha, wimp.

Ryou: Waaah!! Bakura-san!! That's not nice!!

Jonouchi: *shaking harder*

Kaiba: Get the hell off of me, Jonouchi. This isn't Scooby Doo. *drops him*

NB: So, do you guys want to watch it? o3o *holds up video*

Everyone nods their head.

Jonouchi: NO!!

NB: Jeez Joe, I thought you were a MAN. Guess I thought wrong, you're nothing but a wussy who's afraid of a movie. *smirks*

Jonouchi: THAT'S IT!! I'll watch the movie just to prove you wrong!!

NB: Fine by me. >:]

Yugi: Sigh... *sweatdrop* Joe's gonna be running out of the house screaming like a little girl by the end of the movie...

Later that night...

NB: *passes the popcorn to Bakura* You know what's original about this horror movie?

Yami: What's that?

NB: There's no sex scenes in here. There's usually a sex scene in every horror movie, but in this one, there isn't. I like that, more horror films should be like that.

Yami: True. *nods*

Kaiba: Scared yet?

Jonouchi: No!! What're you, crazy? They're just camping in the woods. In the dark. Alone.

NB: SSSSH!! Here comes the part where they see the hands moving across their tent!!

Jonouchi: Wha-?

Everyone gets silent. The TV shows the video camera on their tent, with small hands moving slowly across it. There is also children's laughter being heard outside, and the three friends start to freak out.

Ryou: *clings to Bakura, obviously afraid*

Bakura: Jeez, I have such a wimpy hikari...

The TV then starts to show the hands trashing at the tent, scaring the fuck out of the friends, and they run out screaming, with the girl yelling, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!" repeatedly with terror.

It then switches to the next morning.

NB: Damn, that part always gets to me... Hey Joe, you scared yet?

No answer.

NB: .....Joe?

Jonouchi: *passed out*

Yugi: I think he's dead, Sam... *pokes Jonouchi's body*

Picture of the Day



*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Saturday, May 26, 2007

Time: 9:33 AM
Song: Angel's Song
Artist: Ayumi Hamasaki
Feeling:
Drinking: Vanilla Coffee

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Hitoribocchi nanka ja nainda to
Yoru ni nigekonde ii kikaseta
Kekkyoku sore wa jibun no kodoku o
Hinihini ukibori ni shiteku dake datta

Kensou kara hanareta kaerimichi
Itsumo to nani mo kawaranai noni
Kurikaeshiteku noka to omottara
Kyuu ni namida ga komiagete kita

Tayorinakute nasakenakute
Fuan de samishikute
Koe ni naranai koe de
Nukumori o hoshigatta

Nee kimi wa tashika ni totsuzen araware
Watashi no kurayami ni hikari sashita
Soshite sukoshi waratte daijoubu datte unazuite
Watashi no te o totte arukidashita

Kimi no se ni tenshi no hane o mita...

Tsuyoku naritai to nagatta no wa
Itami ni nibuku naru tame ja nai

Tasukerarete sasaerarete
Atae atte yurushiatta
Ano hi mamotte ikitai
Mono ga dekita kara

Nee kimi wa tokidoki muboubi sugiru kurai
Watashi ni subete de butsukatte kuru
Sore wa amarini mo mabushi sugiru hodo de
Watashi wa mabataki sae mo oshimu no

Kimi wa se ni tenshi no hane o motsu...

Nee kimi wa tashika ni totsuzen araware
Watashi no kurayami ni hikari sashita
Soshite sukoshi waratte daijoubu datte unazuite
Watashi no te o totte arukidashita

Nee kimi wa tokidoki muboubi sugiru kurai
Watashi ni subete de butsukatte kuru
Sore wa amarini mo mabushi sugiru hodo de
Watashi wa mabataki sae mo oshimu no

Kimi wa se ni tenshi no hane o motsu...

Kono kanashiki jidai no giseisha ni
Kimi wa douka naranaide hoshii
Setsunaru omoi ga todoku you ni to
Watashi wa kyou mo inoru you ni utau

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Apologies and Stuff

Again, sorry I haven't been on in a UBERLY long time. I'll be updating on Monday though, so now I can see most of my friends again!! >3< 2 WEEKS OF SCHOOL LEFT BABY

I'm gonna get a HAIRCUT on Monday (hopefully) and, again HOPEFULLY, get to see PotC 3: At World's End tomorrow. I'm gonna get my hair cut like Kyo's (Dir En Grey, LOL SHORTIE XD) from their video "Yokan". I had a hard time deciding between Shinya or Kyo, but I asked a lot of people at school, and they said Kyo would look better. So Kyo it is!! Sorry Shinya. :P What do you think I should get?


Kyo

-OR-


Shinya?

This is what my hair looks like now (NO YOU CAN'T SEE ME <_< >_>):



Speaking of Dir En Grey, I got their CD Gauze at the Anime Club in the mall a week ago. IT'S. AWESOME. YOU MUST BUY IT, BUT IF YOU HAVE IT ALREADY, LISTEN TO IT AGAIN. 8D

HUUUUUMMM

LONG POST IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

JUST A HEAD'S UP :3

Bloody Day

Last week, my friend (and secret crush, STFU) Pamela, was sitting on these rails that are a bit above ground. Well, John was joking around and pushed her on accident, and she fucking FLIPPED over and hit her head TWICE. John and the rest of us ran over to her, John screaming sorry over and over again.

We didn't think anything was wrong with her, because she was laughing about it when she was lying on the ground.

That's when I saw blood gushing out of her head, staining the ENTIRE back of her neck.

I screamed at her, "Pam!! You're fucking bleeding!!" And she just gave me this incredelous look like, "What?" and then she felt her head and saw the blood. My friend Luz, took her over to the locker rooms, and I couldn't go. I just couldn't. Fucking. Go to her.

I didn't WANT to see her like that. I didn't WANT to see her in pain. So I just sat on the ground and comforted John, because he kept blaming himself repeatedly, when I kept telling him it was an accident.

When Luz came back, she was pretty much crying (this chick NEVER cries, okay? EVER.) over Pam. I was just kicking the building and saying "FUCK", forcing myself not to cry either.

Then we heard ambulance sirens in the distance...

At the end of school, I walked with John and Alex, talking about it, but John was silent. Then I had to give him one my speeches, telling her that it wasn't his fault, accidents happen, and that he should be happy that she's not DEAD. And then he's all, "Oh, well I should just kill myself. I can't live with this GUILT." So I kept telling him to get over it and be happy she's alive (I got over the drama at about this point and was happy she's okay), but it took John a few days to get over his EMO STATE.

Pamela came back this week though, and she's doing just fine. When I told her she got an applause from our PE class that she was alive and well, she was all, "What the fuck? XD" and started laughing. She's okay though, and that's all I'm happy about. John's doing good too. X]

NEW FANART YOU SECRET 4CHANNERS

Waratte Ite, Ichirin no Hana

PLEASE at least look at this one guys. I spent A LOT of time and it took forever and ever to create and finish, so please? *begs* Also, download the high resolution for a MUCH better look.

Discussion Time

God, too lazy. On Monday, promise. :] The picture of the day should make up for it though. That is, if anyone GETS it. XD

Picture of the Day


Yugi: OBJECTION!! You can't do that in court!!
Kaiba: SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Time: 8:45 PM
Song: Yokan
Artist: Dir En Grey
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

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Uwebe dake de ima mo
Kimi wo moteasonderu
Kimi wa nani mo kizukanu
MINUS ni kouru ai

Muguchi na kimi ni, muguchina ai de
Muguchi na fukai kan wo
Muguchi na boku ni, muguchi na ai de
Muguchi na kizuato

Juuhachi-nin me no kimi
Boku ni kizuite inai
Yasashisa ni urazuketa
Kouri tsuita kono ai wo

Shizuka na kimi ni, shizuka na ai de
Shizuka na kaikan koroshi
Shizuka na boku ni, shizuka na ai de
Shizuka na...

Kaerenai, kaereru ni muguchi na ai
Shizuka ni, shizuka ni karame au futari

Kokoro muguchi ni, kokoro shizuka de
Kokoro ni hamukete
Kokoro muguchi ni, kokoro shizuka de
Kokoro moteasonde mite mo

Itsu kara ka anata ni kizuite ita demo
Anata no soba ni ireru dake de ii no

Boku wa saigo ni kimi wo dakishimeta
Kore ga saigo ni naru to mo shirazu ni

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Found You

I finally found her.

I finally found my older sister that I've been searching for the past 3 in a half years.

My dad gave me her cell phone number and when I called her, SHE SOUNDED SO DIFFERENT. OMG SRSLY. D: We started talking about stuff and how we've been. I guess she dropped out of high school (she just turned 18 last December) and she lives in SANTA CRUZ. WHERE MY DAD MY HOMETOWN AND THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD. *explodes in happiness*

She said she's doing fine and that Christian (my older brother) lives in Arizona. I think he's with his grandparents since they live there. But anyway, she said she's happy now that she's out of North Carolina, and that I should come down over the summer to visit. WHAT A STUPID SUGGESTION, OF COURSE I'M GOING TO GO!! 8D

I'm really happy now, guys.

I am REALLY fucking happy.

New Fanart

OMG I GOTS ME SUM NEW FANARTZ WOOT WOOT 8D

Plz look if you got the time. You don't have to comment this time or nuthin'. :]

King and Queen of Pop

Discussion Time

NB: Hey, the house looks spotless now! Thanks a lot guys!! You can take the uniforms off now. :3

Kaiba: Thank God... *slips out of maid uniform* So give me that card you promised me.

NB: What card?

Kaiba: That rare, super, all powerful card you told me that would help me beat Yugi!!

NB: Card... OH!! THAT CARD!! Yeah, I gave it away to some kid for a hundred bucks.

Kaiba: 8U WHUT

Bakura: So, Sam. you're really a boy, huh?

NB: For the last time YES!!

Bakura: Oh yeah? WELL EXPLAIN THIS!! *throws the pair of panties at NB*

NB: O__O Uhhh...

Bakura: HA!! YOUR SECRET HAS BEEN REVEALED!! *evil laughter*

Silence fills the room, and NB notices all of them staring at her with shocked expressions. She starts getting redder in the face by the embarrasment, but suddenly comes up with an idea.

NB: Oh, these? Haha! Silly Bakura! I just love to crossdress when I go out! ^__^

Bakura: Haha!! Hahaaa... *silence* WHAT.

NB: Yeah! Besides, these are easier to wear than boxers, you know? Comfortable too. 8D

Bakura: .............. Son of a bitch, are you serious?

NB: I am SO serious. 8]

Bakura: Uuuuuuh... my apologies then...

NB: Don't worry about it. ^^; *sighs with relief* I PREVAIL YET AGAIN. ONE DAY AT A TIME. *strikes a pose with sparkly shoujo effects around "him"*

Yugi: What's he talking about?

Ryou: I... don't think we would want to know...

YES YOU MAY SHOOT ME FOR SUCH A SHITTY DISCUSSION OMGYAY. :D

Picture of the Day


8U
8U
8U
*explodes from the cuteness*
Bleach: Hichigo, Ichigo, and their BABEH 8D

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Saturday, May 5, 2007

Time: 9:35 AM
Song: Redemption
Artist: Gackt
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

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Shizuka ni sora ni kaeru anata no sugata wo
what else can I do besides avenge you?
Namida ga kareru made zutto mitsumete ita

Afureru kanashimi wa kesenai kizuato ni
Wasure wa shinai to chikatta

Oreta tsubasa wo habatakase subete wo keshite miseyou
Itsu no hi ka owari wo mukeru saigo no kane ga nariyamu made

you told me
like as if you were to die tomorrow
feel as if you were to be reborn now
face as if you were to live forever

Furueru yubi de akai namida wo nazotta
I had nothing to lose, nothing truth
Hakanai omoide ga yami ni ochite yuku

Saigo no hohoemi ga ukande wa kieru
Nukumori dake wo nokoshite

Yasashii dake no kotoba nara ima no boku wa iyasenai
Hateshinaku tsuzuku tatakai ni kono mi ni subete sasageru dake

Itsu ka wa kono sora ni daremo ga kaeru kara
Wakare no kotoba wa iranai
make it up

Oreta tsubasa wo habatakase subete wo keshite miseyou
Itsu no hi ka owari wo mukaeru saigo no kane ga nariyamu made

Yasashii dake no kotoba nara ima no boku wa iyasenai
Hateshinaku tsuzuku tatakai ni kono mi wo subete sasageru dake

REDEMPTION
REDEMPTION

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--

Artist Fact

Gackt is fucking beautiful.

--

Update on Grandmother

As some of you may have read from my last post, my grandmother was in the hospital because she had hepatitus (which, if you don't know, is fatal and can kill you). Well, she got out of the hospital a few days ago and came back home after surgery. She's doing well and feeling much better than before. She just has to go back to the doctor for a checkup in two weeks. They had to put her on a balanced diet and she had to stop drinking. That's why she fucked up her liver in the first place, from all that soda and beer she's been drinking.

But she's doing fine, and I'm happy about that, so everything is fine. 8]

NO FANART FOR AT LEAST 100 YEARS

Yeah...

I've been trying to draw, but I've been INCREDIBLY busy taking care of the house and finishing CST testing, along with my projects and homework. So, I haven't had any ME TIME to draw some stuff.

And I'm not even close to finishing those two Anti-Fangirl drawings, the ones where I pair up Sasuke x Kishimoto and Ichigo x Kubo, y'know, the characters are paired up with their creators? Yeah, I'll explain it if I ever post those drawings. X__x

On a random note, I DID get my iPOD fixed. 83 (This had nothing to do with fanart. LOL)

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME KTHNX

Last weekend when my grandma was still in the hospital, we went to go visit her in Moreno Valley, and then after that, we went to the mall. I decided to go into WaldenBooks, to look for some manga. While I was looking at a new Death Note novel, some guy just walked right next to me and STARTED TO HIT ON ME. He's all:

Sick Fuck: Hey.
Me: Hi... O_o *goes back to her Death Note*
Sick Fuck: Are you a junior in high school?
Me: Uh... NO, I'm a freshman. (Do I LOOK like a fucking junior?)
Sick Fuck: That's cool.
Me: Yeah... O_o
Sick Fuck: What's your favorite manga?
Me: Right now, it's Death Note. (It's really Yugioh and Bleach, but Death Note came to my mind first)
Sick Fuck: Oh, okay.
Me: *thinking* GEE, I'M A BIT IRRITATED. LET'S GO TO THE OTHER AISLE. *goes into the other manga aisle*

When I went to the next aisle, there were two Asian girls who looked around my age there looking at manga, too, but THAT PERVERT DIDN'T BOTHER COMING INTO THAT ROW. And that's when I knew that this guy wanted to fuck, rape, or TOUCH me. But then, to my dismay, the two girls left, and I was all alone. T_T So I go back to the aisle I was just in and double checked if there was any good manga again, just to be sure.

AND THEN HE COMES BACK AGAIN. FUCKER DIDN'T CATCH THE HINT.

Sick Fuck: So do you come here often?
Me: No, I don't live here.
Sick Fuck: Oh, you live in a another town?
Me: Yeah, somewhere FAR, FAR AWAY.
Sick Fuck: Oh... *he sounds dissapointed*
Me: Yeah, I'm gonna go now. *walks out of the bookstore*

You know what's even more fucked?

That piece of failure was 18-20 years old.

Discussion Time

NOTE: The italized parts means that they're thinking.

NB: HAY GUYS LISTEN UP 8D

Kaiba: What is it now? *looks bored*

NB: I have something very important for you guys to do!!

Yami: Does it involve saving the world?

NB: Uh... NO. You need a vacation from saving the world, dude. XD

Yami: I know, I really do. -.-

Jonouchi (Joey): So what's this really important thing you want us to do, Sam?

NB: OKAY!! Since I've been a lazy fuck and my house looks RETARDED, it's time to start cleaning!! So each of you get a maid uniform and help me clean!! 8D

*silence*

Kaiba: You're joking, right? Screw cleaning, I have money!!

NB: But Kaiba!! *gets all up in his grill* I have this really special, super-awesome, all-powerful card that can help you beat Yugi~ :3

Kaiba: O_O I'M GAME. GIVE ME THAT FUCKING UNIFORM.

After minutes of convinicing the characters later...

NB: ALRIGHT!! LET'S ALL GET TO WORK!! Kaiba!! You and Jonouchi go clean the dishes!! Yugi and Yami!! You take care of dusting the rooms and tidying them up!! Bakura and Ryou!! Your job is to do the laundry!! And I'll be taking out the trash and organizing the books and CD's!! *claps two times* NOW LET'S GO TO WORK!! XD *punches fist in the air*

All start to do their assigned chores, while all wearing a maid uniform. 8D KODAK MOMENTZ LOL

[Kaiba and Jonouchi]

Kaiba: Hand me the soap, mutt.

Jonouchi: *glares but gives him the soap* Why doesn't he have a dish washer? This would go so much faster if he had one.

Kaiba: Well, he doesn't. Now stop complaining and dry these, or I give the cute blonde puppy a dog bath.

Jonouchi: *glares but then gets a shocked look on his face* Wait... Did Kaiba just call me cute...?

[Yugi and Yami]

Yugi: This is embarassing... *blushes at his maid outfit*

Yami: You're telling me! I'M A PHAROH, NOT A DAMN HOUSEMAID. DX *starts dusting faster in anger*

Yugi: AND WHY IS MY SKIRT SHORTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S?!!

Yami: *looks at Yugi from the waist down and notices it IS shorter* Uh... maybe... because... *gets a nosebleed and faints*

Yugi: WAH!! Are you okay, Yami?!!

Yami: DAMN. FANTASIES.

[NB]

NB: Holy CRAP, I've been looking everywhere for this CD!! 8D

[Bakura and Ryou]

Ryou: And then you put take them out of the dryer, and fold them neatly!! ^_^

Bakura: Gee, you know how to do laundry like the perfect housewife.

Ryou: Haha, I've just been living by myself for a long time, so I pretty much know how to do this. ^^;

Bakura: Hm, I see. So then we put this other load in the washer, and when it's done, we take it out and put it in the dryer?

Ryou: That's right!! You learn fast. XD Huh? *pulls up a piece of cloth*

Bakura: ...? What is it?

Ryou: *blushes heavily* Uuuh... Bakura-kun... these are... panties.

Bakura: .....................O____O

*silence*

Bakura: I KNEW THAT "HE" WAS A GIRL!! I FUCKING KNEW IT!! >8D

Picture of the Day


MINE.

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Time: 10:20 PM
Mood:
Song: Plastic Surgery Sleepover
Artist: Jeffree Star

This isn't an update.

I'm just here to tell you that I won't update like regular today because I'm QUITE busy.

I have to go to Best Buy to get my iPOD fixed.

After that, I have to go visit my grandmother who has Hepatitis (however you spell it) at the hospital. Which means she could die, and I feel guilty now for talking shit at her whenever she pissed me off. I feel like such an asshole... *shot in the face repeatedly* I hope to WHATEVER GOD IS IN THE SKY that she lives. Pray for her plz. :[

It'll pretty much take me all day because the hospital is out of my town, and we spend more time than we tend to.

I also have to do some housework around since my grandmother used to do it a lot; but since she's not here, I'm taking care of it, which is cool. o3o

AND THEN I have to finish 6 PAPERS for Engrish all DUE MONDAY. I only have 4 1/2 done (almost done with the 5th), but then I need to decorate them like Barbie dolls to make them look OH SO FABULOUS. -_-

Oh yeah, I can't remember who said it, but they said that they hated the song for my site ("Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake). Like I said before, if you don't like the song, TURN THE FUCKING SHIT OFF.

So yeah, I'm pretty much tired and OMG SO BUSY. I'll update whenever I get the rare chance (which is, like, NEVER).

~Naruto Fucking Blackmail~

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Saturday, April 21, 2007

Time: 10:24 AM
Song: Sexyback
Artist: Justin Timberlake
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

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I’m bringing sexy back
Them other boys don’t know how to act
I think your special whats behind your back
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

Take em’ to the bridge

Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave
It’s just that no one makes me feel this way

Take em' to the chorus

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you’re working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on

I’m bringing sexy back
Them other fuckers don’t know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
Cause your burning up I gotta get it fast

Take em’ to the bridge

Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave
It’s just that no one makes me feel this way

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you’re working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on

I’m bringing sexy back
You mother fuckers watch how I attack
If that’s your girl you better watch your back
Cause she’ll burn it up for me and that’s a fact

Take em’ to the chorus

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you’re working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on

xXxLyricsxXx

Gay Wedding

I have to go to my aunt's wedding today. Her former lover, and my former aunt, died in the hospital because something was SERIOUSLY wrong with her, and the doctors didn't do anything about it, and then she died.

So now she's getting remarried with another woman, and I'm forced to go. I don't want to go to be honest, but she's done a lot for me, so I guess it's only fair. :3

Random Thought

I've been thinking...

Wouldn't Yami Yugi make a damn good transsexual? 8D

Seriously, that would be simply FABULOUS and he's got the looks!! XD Just a thought. *looks away innocently*

Fucking Fangirls

Okay, the one thing I hate MOAR than homophobics, is the DREADED FANGIRLS. Especially if they're a Sasuke, Neji, Gaara, Kiba, Bakura, Ichigo, WHATEVER fan.

Now I hate fangirls who blow off someone for their KibaNeji picture or NejiGaara (AHEM) and exclaim, "OMG!! KIBA'S MINE!! WTF IS UR PROBLEM!!" or "SASUKE-KUN AM MY HUSBAND!! I HATE YOU AND THIS IS DIGUSTING!11" I DON'T hate fangirls who do not act like immature 3 years old's and can't type for shit.

Honestly-

They think they're engaged to the damn thing, that they own him in every shape and form in the "I created him." sort of way, and they SQUEEL. MY GOD, THEY'RE FANGILRISM IS LIKE ANTHRAX FOR ME. Sounds like someone who needs to get laid, amirite?

Well guess what.

The creator of the anime series OWN THEM because THEY created them. And that's when I got an idea...

What if I paired up the characters with their CREATORS? For example, Sasuke x Kishimoto?

I'M DRAWING THAT SHIT JUST TO PISS THEM OFF NOW. 8D Seriously, I'm going to draw a picture of the characters paired with their creators. And when I do...

Kishimoto and Kubo Tite (Bleach) are gonna sue my ass off. XD

QUICK NOTE

PLEASE don't be mad if I wasn't able to visit you're site!! I have to clean house, do dishes, throw the trash, do laundry... I'M SO BUSY. DX( Please, don't be mad or delete me... I really wanted to visit today, but I have to make this a quick post too... I'll try visiting all your sites tonight after the wedding!! I promise!! T^T

Discussion Time

NB: LOL

Kaiba: LOL? What's so funny?

NB: I dunno. XD I just got a really awesome idea and now I'm laughing about it.

Ryou (Good Bakura): Is it something you're planning on drawing?

NB: *nods excitedly* XD

Yugi: What is it?

NB: I'll show you when I'm done. XD *giggles some moar*

Bakura (Evil one): Apparantly it must be something downright dispicable for him to be laughing about it.

Yami Yugi: Good point.

NB: OMG GUESS WHAT 8D

Kaiba: *jumps up in surprise* WHAT?!!

NB: Yaoi. :D

Kaiba: ...........STFU.

Jonouchi (Joey): What about Yaoi?

NB: *stares at all of them and points to each character* Yami gets paired with Yugi!! Ryou gets paired with Bakura!! And Kaiba gets paired with Joey!! *jumps up and down*

All: ......... *sweatdrops, blushes, and urges to kill rising*

NB: Okay, I have to go clean. This discussion sucked more than Coldplay. *walks out with an annoyed look on "his" face dragging a mop behind "him"*

Kaiba: Me? PAIRED WITH THIS MUTT?

Jonouchi: If only NB had a gun so I can shoot myself...

Ryou: ..... *blushing darkly and thinks* How does he know about my secret, undying love for Bakura?

Bakura: *thinking* How does he know about my secret, undying love for Ryou?

Yami Yugi: *thinking* Me? With Yugi? Gee, what gave that away? Was it my pants? Yeah, it must've been the tight leather pants.

Yugi: ........ *stunned*

Picture of the Day


HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE MANGA!! I KNEW IT HAPPENED!! I KNEW IIIIITTT *dances around with a Marik plushie*
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LOL Just kidding (sadly). It's just a doujinshi that looks HOLY CRAP A LOT like the manga. T__T

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Saturday, April 14, 2007

Time: 10:14 AM
Listening to: Techno Music
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

Life

OMG, remember a looooong time ago when my friend Luz accidentally hit this one chick in her breast with her elbow on ACCIDENT?

Well, yesterday, we were walking out of the locker room to go to our PE class, and SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, she was right in front of us when we swung the door open. So, being the NICE and CONSIDERATE people we are, we let THEM go in first. And what did she do?

She screamed out "LESBOS" at us, but was I going to take that? No. So I screamed out, "WHORE" right back at her.

Luz and I both started laughing and walked out.

Dude, that incident happened, what, 3 months ago? Maybe MOAR? What a fucking little attention whore. GO BACK TO YOUR ABRECOMBIE AND FITCH YOU STUPID SLUT

New Fanart

LOL DEATH NOTE :D

DN: The Least I Can Do

Don't you hate it when people never pay attention to the things you work your ASS OFF on, yet they LOVE something as stupid as something you did in less that 3 hours coughDEVIANTARTcoughcough?

Fuckheads.

BI, BI, BI

I was in fourth period yesterday, and my coolest guy friend named Christian sits right next to me, right? Well, we were learning this Homonyms and stuff, and one of them was Bi. Of course, everyone started talking about it, and WE ALL KNOW WHY :D

And then we have a short, but hilarious conversation.

Chris: Hey, aren't you bi?
Me: *nods*
Chris: *nods too* That's cool, cool.
Me: .... :\ Mmmhmm.
Chris: You know, I always wondered if I was bi, but then I think to myself... NAAAH 8D
Me: LOL XD

He's so retarded. XD But that's why I loves him. :3

I wonder how he found out I was bi. I never told ANYONE, especially him, except for a few of my closest friends. O__O Then again, they say that OTHER BI PEOPLE can tell who ELSE IS BI. 8D

Discussion Time

Uuuuh... HEY, LOOK OVER THERE!! *runs away*

Picture of the Day


Falling From Heaven

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Friday, April 6, 2007

Time: 11:35 AM
Song: I Won't Say I'm In Love
Artist: Hercules (Movie)
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

xXxLyricsxXx

If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That ancient history,
Been there done that

Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of

No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no

You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh

It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love

I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh

You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad

No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no

Give up, but give in
Check the grin you're in love

This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love

You're doin flips read our lips
You're in love

(Shoo doo, shoo doo)
You're way off base
I won't say it
(She wont say it)
Get off my case
(Shut Up, shut up)
I won't say it

Girl, don't be proud
It's okay you're in love

Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love

xXxLyricsxXx

Pokemon

POKEMON IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER, I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS. IT'S ADDICTING AND MADE WITH AWESOME. 8D

LOL I stood up until 2 in the morning playing Pokemon: Leaf-Green Version. I passed the Elite Four, now all I need to beat is the Leader and stuff. HE'S HARD. I keep restarting the game because all I have is my Charizard, the rest of my POKEMANZ, like, DIED. DX

Wish me luuuuck~ If I beat him that means I beat the WHOLE GAME 8D

Freedom Is Oh, So Sweet

I have to go back to school after Sunday. This fuckin' blows. I ENJOYED sleeping in. DX

*listens to the song from up there*

HOT DAMN THIS SONG BRINGS BACK LOVELY MEMORIES!! *sparkly shoujo effects*

Yami Yugi: She totally forgot why she was angry about going back to school.

I LOOOOVE THIS SONG!! IT REMINDS ME OF HOW YAMI WON'T ADMIT HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR YUGI-CHAAAAAN~

Yami Yugi: O///O *blushes* WHAT

I mean, come on!! They hug, hold hands, Yugi blushes at him in episode 186, they sacrificed themselves for one another (and have done so in a few episodes)... HARDCORE EVIDENCE!! 8D

Kaiba: What about Anzu (Tea)?

ANZU CAN FALL IN A DITCH AND DIE!!

Kaiba: *is surprised* That's exactly how I feel about her!! OMG MARRY NOW KTHNX

HAHA NO U

Kaiba: T___T

Yami Yugi: .............

Surprising Question

Well, I got a surprsing question from someone who would like to remain Anonymous for some reasons, and they asked:

Why do people mistake you for a boy if you're a girl? It's been kinda bugging me from what I've read from your posts......

Well, it's because I take more genes from my dad's side rather than my mom's. Also, it's my lack of boobs. Even though I'm an A 36, I hate boobs. Seriously, they're so annoying and get in the way. So, I get those long, cloth bandages my mom gets from her work (she's a nurse) and wrap them around my chest to flatten it out.

I'm not a crossdresser, I just hate having boobs and being a girl. -__- I guess that's why a lot of people mistake me for being male.

I also used to hate being gender confused, but now I love it, because it shocks people. 8D LOL

I hope that answers your question, Anonymous. :]

Discussion Time

NB: Anyway, so you all can roam around and do whatever you want. Except for one thing... *turns around*

Jonouchi: And what's that?

NB: *turns and smirks evilly at them with a sparkle in her eye* DO. NOT. GO. ON. MY. COMPUTER. I had a little incident with my last visitors who decided to be snoops and browse what I had on there. And let me tell you, they were NOT happy. One tried to kill me with his freakishly large sword, but luckily I got away.

Kaiba: So, they tried to kill you? What you have on that computer can't possibly be so bad that they would KILL you.

NB: Oh, TRUST ME, Kaiba. It IS worth it. *mumbles* Well, to you anyway, because you're all guys.

Yugi: Huuum... I'm confused... *sweatdrop*

NB: *sighs* Well, like I said, you can do whatever you want, just LEAVE MY COMPUTER ALONE.

Kaiba: What if we have to check our email?

NB: Tough luck, that's your own problem.

Kaiba: I HATE you... *glares*

NB: That's great, no one cares.

Yami Bakura: I'm still not entirely sure you're telling us the full truth about your gender.

NB: *freezes* EH- Well, that's... Why do you care anyway? Hahaha... I mean, I already explained that I'm a boy!! Just gender confused!! XD;;

Yami Bakura: *pokes NB's chest again* Yeah, well, it seems a little too big for a guy. Guys are completely FLAT.

NB: Eeeeeh... *thinks* DAMN BANDAGES ARE GETTING LOOSE!! This fucker is poking me too much, and it's making them come off slowly...

Bakura: Bakura-san!! Leave him alone!! *pleading*

Yami Bakura: -.- Fine, whatever. But remember, I'm WATCHING YOU. *glares*

NB: Haha... Okay... Gotcha... ^^; *thinking* I just died a little inside... again...

Yami Yugi: *sigh* This guy's wasting his time. He's not going to give up until he's ENTIRELY sure.

NB: *soul flies up to Heaven*

Picture of the Day


)XD8

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Thursday, April 5, 2007

Time: 12:20 PM
Song: Cruel To Be Kind
Artist: Letters To Cleo
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

xXxLyricsxXx

Oh, I can't take another heartache
Though you say you're my friend
I'm at my wits end
You say your love is bonafide
But that don't coincide
With the things that you're doing
When I ask you to be nice
You say you gotta be

Cruel to be kind, in the right measure
Cruel to be kind, it's a very good sign
Cruel to be kind, means that I love you
Baby, (you gotta be cruel)you gotta be cruel to be kind

Well, I do my best to understand dear
But you still mystify, and I wanna know why
I pick myself up off the ground
To have you knock me back down
Again and again
And when I ask you to explain
You say you gotta be

Cruel to be kind, in the right measure
Cruel to be kind, it's a very good sign
Cruel to be kind, means that I love you
Baby, (you gotta be cruel)you gotta be cruel to be kind

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh...

Well, I do my best to understand dear
But you still mystify, and I wanna know why
I pick myself up off the ground
To have you knock me back down
Again and again
And when I ask you to explain
You say you gotta be

Cruel to be kind, in the right measure
Cruel to be kind, it's a very good sign
Cruel to be kind, means that I love you
Baby, (you gotta be cruel)you gotta be cruel to be kind

Cruel to be kind,(Cruel to be kind) in the right measure
Cruel to be kind,(Cruel to be kind)it's a very very very good sign
Cruel to be kind, means that I love you
Baby, you gotta be cruel to be kind

xXxLyricsxXx

Life

I woke up today feeling like complete and utter crap. My hair was a total mess more than usual, I felt hot, and for some reason, I was drooling. Hm. I didn't have dream about yaoi, and I didn't dream about food. But my blanket was soaked with drool nontheless.

Maybe it was that Yugioh CRACK doujinshi I read last night. The one with Kaiba and Yami wanting to sex Jonouchi (Joey), but Joey decided to be smart and run like hell.

Hey, it had Yami in a short, kinky dress and Kaiba in nothing but his birthday suit. With a nice tie, I might add. 8D;; *shotintheface*

New Fanart

Yeah, for once I don't care if you view this or not. Or comment. LOL APOCOLYPSE

Bleach- Girl's Not Grey

POPS IS COMING

My dad's coming by tomorrow to spend some time with me. He's pretty pissed at my mom because she wouldn't let me stay with him over Spring Break in Santa Cruz. But what I hate is that he had to BITCH TO ME OVER THE PHONE, like, how he's tempted to take her back to court, he's tired of all this bullshit or whatever, etc. THAT'S what pissed me off about him, but I'm not mad. I mean, come on!! I still have Summer break to see him.

And the reason she wouldn't let me see him was because he lives with nothing but guys WHO KNOW ME AND I'M FRIENDS WITH THEM. I mean, I understand that part. But I know them, and they're really nice. Still, I'm uncomfotable being the only chick living with a bunch of guys, so I understand COMPLETELY.

But anyways, he's coming by to see me tomorrow, and to make things even cooler, I'M GETTING A CAMERA PHONE. A PINK ONE. HOLY SHIT. *runs around in circles screaming in joy*

Discussion Time

NB: Okay, it's settled then!! Since I have the biggest bed in the house, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU will be sleeping there!! (Srsly, I DO have the biggest bed. It's two twin beds put together, so it's PRETTY DARN BIG)

Kaiba: Wait. You mean, WE'RE ALL sleeping together?!

NB: That's right, guy-who-sounds-like-Brock-from-Pokemon. :]

Bakura: Oh, come now, Kaiba-kun. It's not THAT bad. ^^

Kaiba: That's easy for YOU to say because YOU'RE gay!!

Bakura: .......I'm not gay, I'm just British.

Yami Bakura: That's what they all say. *crosses arms and smirks*

Kaiba: Anyway, I refuse to sleep with a bunch of losers.

NB: That's fine. I knew ONE of you would refuse, so now I can sleep in my own bed again!! You'll be sleeping with Jonouchi on the Couch Bed (those couches that fold into beds, I have one of those too LOL)

Jonouchi: WHAT?!! I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH HIM!! *points to Kaiba*

NB: Nope, too late. Kaiba's being a little bitch about where he sleeps, so it's settled.

Jonouchi: ................see, this is what happens when you're a rich, spoiled, dickweed, Kaiba.

Kaiba: Shut up, dog.

NB: All right!! Now that that's settled, I have the rest of the day to torture- I mean, get to know you guys better. ^^

Yami Bakura: *walks up and pokes NB's chest* Are you SURE you're a boy? You look TOO feminine to be male... *continues to poke her chest suspiciously*

NB: *slaps his hand away* YES!! Man, just think of me like Bridget!! I mean, he looks like a chick, but he's a boy!!

Yami Bakura: *glares with suspicion* Hmmm... I'm watching you. *walks away*

NB: Heheeeeee... *clutches heart and thinks* I think my heart just stopped with fear...

Sorry it's short... I have to go check on something important. See ya!!

Picture of the Day


HOW. CUTE. IS. THIS. *dies*

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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