Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Time: 11:08 AM
Song: What I've Done
Artist: Linkin Park
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

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Artist Fact

Linkin Park is said to be coming out with a new album on May 15, 2007, titled Minutes To Midnight. Thier first single, just released, is called, "What I've Done".

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I Got Shot

No, not a gunshot, but as in an HPV shot. Whatever the fuck that is... It's supossed to prevent cervical cancer or something, I think. But anyway, I had to get a shot in my arm yesterday and it was PAINFUL. My entire arm was numb, and it hurt like a mother... but it's gone now, so I feel better. =]

Linkin Park

HOLY JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK

Linkin Park- the band that's been gone for at least 100 years, IS COMING OUT WITH A NEW ALBUM!! 8D OMG NO WAI I am SO excited. My older sister and I LOVED them until they decided to "break up" and leave for 3-4 years. And now they're back. With a new SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME SONG!! )XD8 <---fangirlish emoticon I made up

I AM SO HAPPEH *dies*

New Theme ZOMG

Alright, first thing's first: If you don't like the song, TURN IT OFF. I don't wanna hear any bitching that you hate it or whatever. This song's too addicting and it fit my theme suprisingly damn well. O___O

But yeah, I told you I'd change it. XD It's Yugioh. I know. How LAME am I? Well, I still like the show, so... XP

If you dun like it, that's cool. Just don't say how much you hate it or whatever. =[ But I hope you guys DO like it, even just a little bit. ^^ It took me forever to find a good background. O__O

Besides, everytime I watched the show when I was little, all I saw were a bunch of gay guys playing card games. That's basically the whole anime in a nutshell. LOL

Discussion Time

NB: Heeeey, Ichigo!! Hichigo!!

Ichigo: What now?

NB: Your time with me is over. You can go back home now. :]

Ichigo: O____O

Hichigo: D8

Ichigo: You mean... we can get out of here? Like, right now? This very second?

NB: *nods* Yep!! Because everytime I change my theme, that means I have to switch characters!! And since my Bleach theme is over, you guys need to get the fuck out!! ^__^

Ichigo: THERE IS A GOD!! C'MON HICHIGO!! WE'RE OUT OF HERE!!

Hichigo: *waves sadly at NB* I'LL MISS YOU, MY FUCKBUDDYYYYYYYY~!!

NB: ^__^ *waves* Bye bye!!

The door slams shut, and NB crashes on the couch.

NB: Let's see... *takes out a clipboard* Who do we have coming over? *runs down a list and crosses out Ichigo and Hichigo's names* Ah! Here we go!! ^^

The list reads as follows:

Next Visitors Arriving

Seto Kaiba
Yami Yugi/Atemu
Yugi Motou
Joey Wheeler
Yami Bakura
Ryou Bakura

NB: Holy crap, we got a full house on the way. O__O I guess they'll all be sleeping in my bed and I'll be on the couch tonight... When are they coming, anyway?

A knock is heard at the door.

NB: Oh, well speak of the devil!! ^__^ *skips to the door and opens it* Yes?

Ryou: Are you the one who invited all us over? *points to everyone in the back*

NB: *sparkly eyes* OMG IT'S THE BRITISH KID!! COME IN COME IN!! *shoves everyone in her house and locks the door*

Kaiba: Who talked me into this?

NB: Oookay!! Hey, guys, my name's NB, but just call me SAM. I'll be your guide through the next couple of months!! (I think...)

Kaiba: *stares at NB* I've got a question. Are you a boy or a girl?

NB: I'm a boy, thank you very much!! *lying* I just have some girl-like features and stuff.

Kaiba: *walks over and stares more at her, as if studying a book*

NB: Wha?

Kaiba: Mmmm... I think you're telling the truth. I dunno, I'm not going to touch a little kid to make sure.

Yugi: Ummm... Kaiba? He's only 14... that's not really little...

Kaiba: I'm 16. It doesn't matter.

Yugi: That's what I said...

NB: Siiiiiigh~ D|

Picture of the Day


XD

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Saturday, March 31, 2007

Time: 9:58 AM
Song: Girl's Not Grey (Acoustic)
Artist: AFI
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

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I'll lay me down tonight
Much further down
Swim in the calm tonight
This art does drown

(What follows) me as the whitest lace of light
(Will swallow whole) just begs to be imbrued?
(What follows) has lead me to this place
where I belong, with all erased
What follows

All insects sing tonight
The coldest sound
I'd send God's grace tonight
Could it be found?

(What follows) me as the whitest lace of light
(Will swallow whole) just begs to be imbrued?
(What follows) has lead me to this place
where I belong, with all erased

I'll lay me down tonight
Much further down
Watch stars go out tonight
On sinking ground

I'll lay me down, I'll lay me down

(What follows) me as the whitest lace of light
(Will swallow whole) just begs to be imbrued?
(What follows) has lead me to this place
where I belong, with all erased

What follows will swallow whole
What follows will swallow whole

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Life

*dusts off spiderwebs and dust from her Otaku page*

An explanation about my absence, you want, right?

Ummmm...

Me love you long time? ^^;

No, but last Saturday I didn't feel like updating, so I just shrugged it off. But guess what? I GOTS MAH SPRING BREAK NOW!! I'LL BE UPDATING MORE!! HOMIGOD LIEK NO WAI BTW CAPS LOCK PWNS :D

I've also been feeling like a HUGE DICK to you guys because I haven't been around. I know that last time you guys said I shouldn't worry about it, but I still feel like a total asshole. -__- GUILT TRIP

But I'll be updating more, so WATCH OUT!! I'M EVEN STRONGER THAN CHUCK NORRIS NOW!!

Ichigo: BLASPHEMY!!

YES, MWAHAHAHAHA- Okay, now where's my fucking paycheck for this?

New Fanart

I GOTS ME SUM NEW ART LOL

Snow Berry: Shower Scene

Otaku Legend

HOLY SHIT ON A SHIT SANDWICH WITH SHIT ON TOP

I'M
AN OTAKU LEGEND NOW

8D

I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF THIS MOMENT!!

OH MY GODZ SO HAPPY NEED LOVE LIEK WHOA :D *hyperventalation*

Art Festival

Two of my drawings from Art class got chosen to be in the Art Festival, FRAMED AND EVERYTHING. OMG!!! *squeels* They might even be in the Press Enterprise (a newspaper, in case you didn't know). HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE HELL? There are at least two better artists in my class and they're WAY better than me!! (because they're older and more experienced, but they also got picked too.)

I guess I might go. It's on April 20th, and I'm pretty much free on that day. *checks Memo* YOU HAVE TO PAY THOUGH. Wasn't everything for free back in the 80's in high school, like school dances, festivals, etc.? O___o

Theme Thoughts

HOMIGOD GUESS WHAT I'M GETTING BACK INTO

Yu-Gi-Oh.

That's right.

That gay little card game I used to play when I was in 5th and 6th grade.

It's not the card game though- I could care two shits about that- it's THE SHOW. AND THE BOYS. AND THEY YAOI PAIRINGS I CAN THINK UP. WHICH MEANS-

MY THEME MIGHT BE CHANGED. 8D

Anzu (Tea in the English Dub) can fuck off though. With her talk of friendship and all that jazz. :P

But yeah, I'm thinking about changing it. I'M THINKING.

Hichigo: Hoshit, Ichigo- Sam's THINKING. MAN THE FUCKING HARPOONS

Ichigo: 8U

..................yeah, you guys need to stop going on my computer and GTFO of 4Chan.

Discussion Time

NB: so I heard u liek ichigo.

Hichigo: I LOEV ICHIGO 8D

NB: LOL

Ichigo: Do you guys mind on shutting the hell up with your 4Chan memes? I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.

NB: On what? Masturbating?

Ichigo: O___O NO!!

NB: Porn?

Ichigo: No...

NB: Yaoi... Conventions?

Ichigo: NO!

Hichigo: Then what!? *irritated*

Ichigo: I'm trying to find out why /b/ is becoming made of FAIL and AIDS.

NB: OH MY GOD, I KNOW!! I think it's fixed though.

(Okay, I bet half of you are wondering what 4Chan is. Here's a Wikipedia article on it: 4Chan You'll find me mostly on the /y/ (Yaoi) board requesting some Yugioh and Bleach porn most of the time. 8D)

NB: Maybe it was the Hal Turner raid? Or the Dogmongler one?

Ichigo: Who cares, it's all giving me a headache.

Hichigo: I have an idea!!

Ichigo & NB: ...?

Hichigo: Wait, I just lost it. NO, THERE IT IS AGAIN!! Okay, I suggest we all just shut up about this because we're confusing our audience. *points to the audience*

Audience: *all drooling and going crazy* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS 4CHAN YOU SPEAK OF?!! I'm... my brain just died... OH, GOD WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!!

Ichigo & NB: ............--;;

NB: Fine, so then what do you want to do for the rest of the discussion? I doubt this was funny to ANY of our viewers. In fact, we should all be shot for being unfunny.

Ichigo: Uh, let's run for it. I sense danger from your fans on this discussion about to muder you.

NB: FANTASTIC IDEA, ICHIGO!! LET'S ALL GO TO SAN FRANCISCO 8D *running our the door already*

Ichigo: WAIT!! COME BACK!! I DON'T WANNA BE A FURRY!! *runs after her*

Hichigo: *running after both* What a waste of time...

Picture of the Day


:P LOL HOW CUTE

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Monday, March 19, 2007

Time: 7:19 AM
Song: D-Technolife
Artist: UVERworld
Feeling:

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JAPANESE!

Ienai itami kanashimi de kizu tsuita kimi yo
Kesenai kako mo seoiatte ikou
Ikiru koto wo nage dasanaide
Tsunaida kimi no te wo

Itsuka ushinatte shimau no ka na
Usurete iku egao to kimi wo mamoritai kara
Hibiku boku wo yobu koe sae kare
Toki ni sou kaze ni kakikesaretatte
Kimi wo mitsuke dasu

Ienai itami kanashimi de kizu tsuita kimi
Mou waraenai nante hitogirai nante kotoba sou iwanaide
Mienai mirai ni okoru koto subete ni imi ga aru kara
Ima wa sono mama de ii kitto kizukeru toki ga kuru daro
Sabikitta hito no you ni

Kasanariau dake ga munashikute
Hitori de ikite yukeru tte itteta
Arifureta yasashisa kotoba ja
Ima wa mou todokanai hodo ni kimi wa uzukidasu

Wow tsunaida kimi no te wa
Wow nanigenai yasashisa wo motome
Do you remember
Itami wo shiru koto de hito ni yasashiku nareru kara
Drive your life

Ienai itami kanashimi de kizu tsuita kimi
Mou waraenai nante hitogirai nante kotoba sou iwanaide
Mienai mirai ni okoru koto subete ni imi ga aru kara
Ima wa sono mama de ii kitto kizukeru toki ga kuru daro

How can I see the meaning of life
Kieteku you're the only...

Kowarenai you ni to hanarete iku kimi
Mou waraenai nante hitogirai nante kotoba sou iwanaide
Ima wa by and by mienakutatte
Subete ni imi ga aru kara
Kesenai kako ni mo seoiattekou
Ikiru koto wo nagedasanaide

You'd better forget everything
Remember ...your different life?
You'd better forget everything
Remember...modoranai kedo
Wow yuganda kioku no you na
Toki no naka de itsuka wakariaeru kara

ENGLISH!

You've been hurt by incurable pain and sadness
We can't erase the past, so let's share the burden
Don't throw life away
I hold your hand

Will I lose it someday?
I want to protect your fading smile
Even the echoing voice that calls me gets hoarse
And is sometimes blown away by the wind
I'll find you

You've been hurt by incurable pain and sadness
Don't say you can't smile anymore or that you hate humanity
There's a meaning to everything that happens in the unforseeable future
Now just stay as you are; I'm sure the day will come when you realize
Just like a rusted person

Just making love is empty
You said you can live alone
You're aching with the words of overflowing tenderness
That won't reach you now

Wow the hand I hold
Wow is longing for casual tenderness
Do you remember
People become gentler by knowing pain
Drive your life

You've been hurt by incurable pain and sadness
Don't say you can't smile anymore or that you hate humanity
There's a meaning to everything that happens in the unforseeable future
Now just stay as you are; I'm sure the day will come when you realize

How can I see the meaning of life
Disappearing, you're the only...

You pull away from me, saying it's so you won't break
Don't say you can't smile anymore or that you hate humanity
Now by and by even if you can't see it
There's a meaning to everything
We can't erase the past, so let's share the burden
Don't throw life away

You'd better forget everything
Remember...your different life?
You'd better forget everything
Remember...you can't go back
Wow but someday, like a warped memory
You'll understand

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Artist Fact

"D-Technolife" is the second OP theme for Bleach

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Life

Could be better. I have to get a check up from my doctor today, so I have to miss half of school today. This fucking sucks, I hate the doctor. They're pedophiles in disguise, that's why I only like to be treated by nurses... ¬.¬

Gravity END

YES!! GRAVITY IS DONE. THANK. FUCKING. GOD.

So, here it is, Page 8. Be sure to catch the Epilogue after you read page 8!!

Gravity Page 8- Together

AND THIS SHIT MADE THE FRONT PAGE!! OH MAH GOOOOOD ----> PROOF 8D

MY DEVIANTART ACCOUNT: BREAKING NEWS!!

I. HAVE. OVER. 10,000. PAGEVIEWS.

WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

*dies of happiness*

Some "Family" Y'Got Sam

Dude, my mom, grandma, and I have been pissing each other off all weekend. Well, I haven't done anything except draw and watch TV, but my mom's been pissed off (probably stressed from work) with all the yelling, screaming, and bitching my grandmother's been doing. And my grandmother has been drunk off her ass as usual and has gone into Mega-Bitch Mode for no reason whatsoever.

I feel sorry for my mom though. She has to pull off everything to help support us and shit. Everytime I try to help her out she tells me to just go away NICELY and she'll handle it. *shifts eyes to the wall*

DAMN I can't wait until I'm 18 and get the fuck out of here. :D

Discussion Time

Uuuuh... I'm not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEEEEEEP.

Picture of the Day


Is... is Ishida comparing PENISH sizes? LOL

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Monday, March 12, 2007

Time: 7:09 PM
Song: Dear Lover
Artist: Social Distortion
Feeling:
Drinking: Blue Slurpee

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Yeah, loving
Over and over again now
It ain't nothing girl
Till you've felt the pain
Up against the wall
Why does love always have to hurt?
Your scratches run across my back
And then a tear

Dear lover
I can't take the pain no more
Dear lover
I pick my heart up from the floor
Dear lover
I can't believe it's come to this
Dear lover
Give me one last
Painful kiss

There ain't nothin'
In this world for free now
So how high of a price
Will you pay
Hear the screams so loud
Wake up to the broken glass
It's a scene from bad to worse
And many more tears

Dear lover
I can't take the pain no more
Dear lover
I pick my heart up from the floor
Dear lover
I can't believe it's come to this
Dear lover
Give me one last
Painful kiss

Dear lover
I can't take the pain no more
Dear lover
I pick my heart up from the floor
Dear lover
I can't believe it's come to this
Dear lover
Give me one last
Painful kiss
One last kiss

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Artist Fact

Mike Ness, lead singer for Social Distortion, is one of Kurosaki Ichigo's, the main character for the anime/manga Bleach, favorite celebrities.

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Life

XD LOL

New Art and New Page for Gravity

YES!! Otaku loves me again!! I guess it WAS just a glitch... Hmmm... Anyway, page 7 of Gravity is up, so check it out for all those who have been waiting eagerly for the next page!!

DO NOT COMMENT ABOUT MY PICTURES ON MY POST COMMENTS!! IT PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE I GET THE FEELING YOU GUYS DIDN'T SO MUCH AS CLICK THE LINK!!

Gravity Page 7- Fear

Also, new fanart!! *jumps up and down* OMG OMG OMG

+Dear Lover+

FAGGOT

I got a Hate Message yesterday from some chick named Akidda, and it said, as followed:

What are u a frea'n fag!!!

I could not help but LOL at this. I calmly and sarcastically replied back by saying the following:

Why, Heavens no!! I hate those kind of people!! I would rather be a redneck, hippie, straight, discriminating piece of shit like you.

And do you KNOW what she replied back to me and said? She said this, and I'm COPYING and PASTING this shit!! She replied:

But then why do you have so many pic's of them?

OH. MY. GOD. LULZ.

I told her she didn't catch my sarcasm apparantly, and now this is going on... Oh, God, I hope she keeps replying back so I can get some more laughs!! :D

Theme

Yes, I know. It's the same as before, but I can't help it... I LOVE THIS PAIRING TOO MUCH!! )XD8 All I did was change and add some things. I even got music!! Please listen to the song!! It's really good and by my favorite punk bands from Orange County. 8D

Discussion Time

Not today... too busy... drawing... ICHIGO PORN

Picture of the Day


HIS PENIS IS THIS BIG I SWEAR

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Saturday, March 10, 2007

Time: 9:28 AM
Song: Shooting Star
Artist: Home Made KAZOKU
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

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Lyrics not yet available.

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Life

Life has been... eventful.

............................. 8D

Otaku Pictures Upload

Does Otaku fucking hate me or something? I keep submitting drawings and pages for my doujinshi, but they won't load up!! I even contacted Adam about a week ago and he hasn't replied back. And then one day, I find EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY YAOI DRAWINGS DELETED. But they restored it, so it's all cool.

What the fuck did I do now? Does Otaku hate me now or something? Is it just me, or are others having the same problem?

Trip, Fall, and Laugh

On Thursday. I fuckin' fell in first period. XD

This guy had foot in the aisle, and I got up to put the stapeler back on my teacher's desk. I wasn't looking where I was going, so I tripped, and fell to the floor. Everyone was asking me if I was okay, and I'm all, "Um, yeah... I just fell. It's no big deal. It's not like I accidentally stabbed myself." O_o The guy who tripped me on accident said he was sorry and even asked if I was okay. I told him I was fine, but he asked me again just to be sure and apologized about two more times. I think he thought I was mad, when I wasn't. I mean, it was an accident, no biggie. ^^;

When I went back to my desk, I laughed my ass off. I just laughed at myself, and I found my little trip to be funny. LOL

No one laughed at me though when I fell... It was wierd. I think it's because I've had this reputation ever since Elementary to kick anyone's ass who made fun of me. 8D;;

Still, I found it pretty damn hilarious. XD Gotta learn to laugh at yourself, y'know?

Photobucket Bandwidth Restored

YES!! I GOT ALL MY BANDWIDTH FOR MY PICTURE BACK ON PHOTOBUCKET!! NOW MY IMAGES WORK AGAIN!! 8D *grabs an Ichigo plushie and dances with it*

Discussion Time

2 weeks later after NB sent Hichigo and Ichigo to Los Angeles for YaoiCon 2007...

NB: *sips coffee* It's too damn quiet... I need... *turns on DVD player and puts a CD in* MUSIC!! 8D

Suddenly, there's a knock at the door.

NB: Hm? Oh, God, who the fuck is this? *trudges over to the door and opens it* Hell- OMFG

NB is greeted to a sight of a worn down Ichigo and a really happy Hichigo.

Hichigo: Hi! Long time no see!

Ichigo: *pants heavily, apparently out of breath and glares at NB* I. WILL. BE. YOUR. DEMISE.

NB: Heeeeeyy, look who it is!! Why don't you both come in for a nice cup of totally-not-spiked-coffee with me? ^__^

Hichigo drags Ichigo in and slams the door behind them, NB leading them into her room.

NB: *hands them both a cup of coffee that's totally-not-spiked* It has been ages ago since I last saw thou!! How long has it been, fair men? Years? Decades? Generations? Centuries? For where art thou cometh back from? Was thou trip enjoyable? ^_^

Hichigo: Actually, it's only been 2 weeks!! ^_^ And why are ya talkin' like that?

Ichigo: Yeah... last time I checked we were in 2007, not 1609.

NB: Geez, my apologies. We're reading "Romeo and Juliet" by William Shakespeare in English and the way they talk is rubbing off on me.

Ichigo: *spits out coffee* OMG SHAKESPEARE!! I ADMIRE THAT GUY SO FREAKIN MUCH!! 8D (Dude, he seriously does- here's teh link~ [link]

NB: I know. :]

Hichigo: So what have YOU been up to?

NB: Oh, you kow. Coffee, School, Boy Porn, the usual.

Hichigo: Ah, souka. (Souka- "I See")

NB: *crosses legs and starts talking gayly* So, how was the YaoiCon guys? What'd ya do thar? ^__^

Ichigo: Eh, we ate, slept there for two weeks, did some fanservice, ran away from fangirls, etc...

NB: That exciting, huh?

Ichigo: Yep.

NB: So, you planning on staying here again for a while?

Ichigo: Give me more of this coffee and I MIGHT consider.

Hichigo: Yeah! Me too! It's fucking good, what'd ya make it with?!! 8D

NB: Ooooh, just some cream and sugar... ^^; *mumbles* ... with some cocaine, alcohol, and Mary Jane...

Hichigo: What was that last part?

Ichigo: *gulping his coffee down like there's no tomorrow*

NB: Oh, nothing, nothing!! Just, talking to myself!! AHAHAHAHAHA!! 8D;; *thinks* Fuck, if they overdose, I am FUCKED. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!! DX

Picture of the Day


Kon, Ichigo, and Hichigo

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Saturday, March 3, 2007

Time: 10:00 AM
Song: The River
Artist: Good Charlotte f/ M. Shadows and Synyster Gates of Avenged Sevenfold
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

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As I walk through the valley
of the shadow of LA
The footsteps that were next to me
have gone their separate ways
I've seen enough now
to know that beautiful things
don't always stay that way
I've done enough now
to know this beautiful place
isn't everything they say
I heard that evil comes disguised
Like the city of angels
I'm walking towards the light

Baptized in the river
I've seen a vision of my life
And I wanna be delivered
In the city was a sinner
I've done a lot of things wrong
But I swear I'm a believer
Like the prodigal son
I was out on my own
Now I'm trying to find my way back home
Baptized in the river
I'm delivered
I'm delivered

You're from a small town
You're gonna grow up fast
underneath these lights
Down in Hollywood
on the boulevard the dead comes back to life
To the praying Mother
And the worried Father
Let your children go
If they come back
They'll come home stronger
And if they don't you'll know

They say evil comes disguised
Like the city of angels
I'm walking towards the light

Baptized in the river
I've seen a vision of my life
And I wanna be delivered
In the city was a sinner
I've done a lot of things wrong
But I swear I'm a believer
Like the prodigal son
I was out on my own
Now I'm trying to find my way back home
Baptized in the river
I'm delivered
I'm delivered

Baptized in the river (on my own)
Baptized in the river (on my own)
I wanna be delivered
(on my own, on my own)
Baptized in the river (on my own)
I wanna be delivered
Baptized in the river (on my own)
I wanna be delivered
Baptized in the river (on my own)
I wanna be delivered
I confess I'm a sinner
I've seen a vision of my life
And I wanna be delivered

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Life

FUCKING ASS

Damn, I feel like such a DICK to you guys. Only updating once a week and hardly getting to everybody's sites. FUCK. What the hell kind of person am I?!

Sorry again for not doing so great as a friend... I've been TRYING to find time in the week to do so, but I can't, unfortunately. *sighs*

But other than the negative, life has been swell. I think. O__o

Algebra Test Grade

An 83.

A fucking 83 on one of my Algebra tests.

NOT AN F.

NOT A D OR A C.

BUT A B MINUS.

END OF THE WORLD. I PASSED ONE OF MY MATH TESTS FOR ONCE IN MY DAMNED LIFE. D8

*dies happily*

Theme

I'm definately changing my theme. Not because I don't like Bleach anymore, HEAVENS NO (still a Bleach-tard), but since my Photobucket died (that's where I got all my pictures for my themes), I'll take your guys' advice on where I can host some images. Thanks for the advice!! :3

The only problem is- is that I don't know what my next theme should be. Hmmm... I'll think about it and hopefully get an idea. 8D;;

Discussion Time

NB: Well, I guess it's time for you guys to go back home, huh?

Ichigo: Yep. ^__^ *mumbles* Thank God...

Hichigo: Eh... EEEEEEEH... *glomps NB* IMMUNA MISS YOU!! *starts to cry comically*

Ichigo: Oh, shaddup!! *prys Hichigo off NB* The bus is almost here.

Hichigo: BUT I DUN WANNA GO!! I ACTUALLY HAD FUN HERE!! DX

Ichigo: Well then stay here!! That gets rid of two more problems in my life!!

NB: STFU Ichigo!! CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S DEPRESSED *pats Hichigo*

Ichigo: He's faking it just to stay here!! And by all means, I'M LEAVING!!

Hichigo: DO YOU NOT SEE THE TEARS OF LOVE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE *poses dramatically with sparkles all around*

Ichigo: ............ -__-

A bus turns the corner and is heading the idiotic group's way.

Ichigo: Ah!! The bus!! THANK FUCKING GOD

Hichigo: NOOOOO!! *clings to NB* DON'T LET HIM TAKE ME!!

NB: I'LL NEVER LET GO HICHIGO!! I'LL NEVER LET GO!! *starts to cry dramatically*

Ichigo: You fucktards have been watching too much Titanic...

The bus stops and the door opens in front of them. Ichigo, Hichigo, and NB look up to see a female bus driver smiling at them.

Bus Driver: Hi! Are you NB?

NB: *stops crying all of a sudden* Why, yes I am!! And you are...?

Bus Driver: Oh, you called for us to pick up two young men by the names of Hichigo and Ichigo, right?

NB: *nods frantically*

Bus Driver: Well, come on boys!! Let's get to it!!

Ichigo: AWRIGHT!! *grabd Hihcigo by the collar and leads him onto the bus* Let's get the hell- wait a minute. O__O

Ichigo and Hichigo are surprised to see nothing but males on the bus. All featuring Sasuke and Naruto, Neji and Gaara, Raito and L, Ed and Roy, Fai and Kurogane, Renji and Byakuya, and MOAR.

Hichigo: ...?

Ichigo: Uh, 'scuse me lady. But... where is this bus headed to?

Bus Driver: Oh, this bus is going to Los Angeles for Yaoi Con 2007!! NB specified it specifically for the two of you. ^__^ *slams and locks the bus door shut*

Ichigo: WHAT?!! YAOI CON?!! *slams on the window* NB, YOU FUCKING BITCH!! WHEN I GET BACK I SWEAR I'M GOING TO-

NB sees Ichigo pounding on the window, screaming and yelling at her. She gets the wrong idea.

NB: Awww, look how excited he is!! I'LL MISS YOU TOO ICHIGO!! HAVE FUN!! ^__^ *waves and blows a kiss*

Ichigo: *still pounding, screaming, and yelling*

Hichigo: *waves at NB happily* THANK YOU NB!! *happy he's not going home*

The bus begins to drive off.

NB: G'BYE!! THANKS FOR LETTING ME TAPE YOU HAVING SEX!! XD

Innocent passerbys start to stare at her.

NB: *walks happliy back into her house acting as if nothing had ever happened*

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LOL

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Time: 10:00 AM
Song: I Wanna Mohawk (But Mom Won't Let Me Get One)
Artist: AFI
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

xXxLyricsxXx

I may be ten years old but I still know what's up.
I wear my Cramps shirt almost every single day.
I want to sag my pants.
I want to pogo dance,
but Mom won't let me so I might just run away.

I wanna ride my skate.
I wanna stay out late.
I wanna mohawk but mom won't let me get one.
I wanna go to shows.
Don't wanna pierce my nose.
I wanna get a mohawk but mom won't let me get one.

I may be in fourth grade,
but I know what's going on.
I listen to the Misfits every single day.
Don't want to take a nap,
I want a TV tat,
but Mom won't let me so I might just disobey.

I wanna ride my skate.
I wanna stay out late.
I wanna mohawk but mom won't let me get one.
I wanna go to shows.
Don't wanna pierce my nose.
I wanna get a mohawk but mom won't let me get one.

xXxLyricsxXx

Life

Y HALO THAR GUYS :D

Nothing has been happening, then again, stuff HAS been happening. It's been a weird week. O_o

Oh, yeah, yesterday at the grocery store, I saw a kid who was wearing a Happy Noodle Boy T-shirt. I was all, "OMGMUSTHAVESHIRT" D8 But he left. :[ Can you even get Happy Noodle Boy T-shirts anymore? O_O

Photobucket Account DED

Apparantly, all of my photobucket images are unusable. It seems that the "Bandwidth Exceeded" and if you use the code of any of my images anywhere, they won't show up. You can still see all of them on Photobucket, but they won't work anywhere else. So, I was forced to make a new account.

GOD DAMMIT.

Of Apologies and Psychos

Yesterday in the locker rooms, Luz, Pam, and I were getting undressed at the end of PE, and Luz was taking off her shirt, right? Well, this one girl walked up behind her, trying to get through in our row, and Luz accidentally hit her in her left breast with her elbow. Luz said sorry and she did it AUTOMATICALLY, and what did this bitch do?

She went NUTS.

She was holding her breast acting like she had just been sexually molested. And then, to boot, she started screaming over and over again, "THAT BITCH JUST HIT ME IN MY TIT!! THAT FUCKING LESBIAN!! AUGH!! SHE HIT ME!! WHINEBITCHMOAN" Luz, Pam and I started to laugh at her FuckTardedNess. She was being a totaly drama whore, craving attention, and probably changed her story too, claiming that Luz did it on purpose when it was an ACCIDENT. The funny part was, she shopped at Hollister and Abrecombie and Fitch, AND she was a blonde (no offense to any blondies out thar :3).

When we were outside, Pam was all, "She's probably in there going, "AAAUGH!! MY PLASTIC SURGERY!! IT'S RUINED!! NOW ONE IS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!!" Huh, guys?" XD

We all cracked up laughing, and found that little encounter hilarious. LOL

Moral of the story: Girls take shit too seriously nowadays.

Discussion Time

Last time, NB was being chased by Ichigo, who found her Bleach hentai collection!! DID SHE SURVIVE?!!

NB: *breathes for air* Good! I lost 'im!! Jesus CHRIST!! HICHIGO!! What's Carrottop so pissed off about?!!

Hichigo: Uh, well, while you were at school, he decided to go through all your personal and private files on your computer. He found your hentai and harcore yaoi of himself and others (me, specifically, kukuku...), aaaand came to the conclusion that-

NB: WAIT!! He... CAME to the conclusion?

Hichigo: That's... right, he came to the conclusion that-

NB: No, no, no!! He CAME to the conclusion? *smirks*

Hichigo: O.O .... OHHH!! LOL!! XDDDD

NB: HAHAHAHAHA!! LOLZ!!1

*after a few minutes of hysterical giggles*

NB: Hahaha- okay, what was the conclusion that he came to? XD

Hichigo: Haha! Haaa, his conclusion was that he was going to kill you. *wipes a tear from laughter*

NB: O RLY?

Hichigo: YA RLY. :D

NB: NO WAAAAAI!! Well, his conclusion is going to fail, Hichigo, my friend.

Hichigo: Huh? Why? What are YOU gonna do? You don't have any shinigami powers, you ain't got no weapons, you-

NB: I'm not gonna fight him!! I'm gonna do something... better. X3 AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME!!

Hichigo: O___O I gotta a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach...

A few hours later...

Ichigo: *opens the door to the house* Ooooh, Saaaaaaam~!! Where aaaare youuuu? Huh?

Ichigo notices a trail of red rose petals leading into the hallway.

Ichigo: What the hell? *starts to follow the trail*

It leads into NB's room, and Ichigo smirks.

NB: Ssssh! Get ready Hichigo!! *clicks the camera for a flash sound, and hides in her closet*

Hichigo: *shifts to get comfortable on her bed* Yeah, yeah, yeah... :P

Ichigo: *slams the door open* HAHAHA!! I FOUND YOU, SAM!! NOW YOU SHALL- O__________O

Ichigo is shocked (and amused) to see Hichigo in a red, see-though, kinky shirt, pink panties (LOL I HAVE A PANTY FETISH), and looking hot with the most amazing, "Fuck Me" face EVAR. Not to mention all the rose petals on NB's bed. :3

Hichigo: Nah, Ichigo-sama... *pouts his lip and starts to blush slightly* Please... take me...

Ichigo: *blushes heavily* Gah... Gah... *nosebleeds* GAAAAAAAAAAH!!

*click*

NB: ALL RIGHT!! THAT SHOT WAS PERFECT!! HAHAHAHAHAA!!

Ichigo: *on the floor twitching, still bleeding*

NB: Thanks, Hichigo!! *hands him $20*

Hichigo: Yeah, no problem. Now... can you leave us alone?

NB: Huh?

Hichigo: I wanna have some fun with Ichigo-"sama" now... *smirks*

NB: O____O *blushes* Uhhh... SUREI'LLBEINMYOFFICEIFYOUNEEDME,BYE!! *slams the door shut* Now to go video tape, "Bleach Yaoi: THE KINKY VERSION" and sell on eBay again!! 8D

Picture of the Day



*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Saturday, February 17, 2007

Time: 10:59 AM
Song: Barbie Girl
Artist: Aqua
Feeling:
Drinking: Vanilla Coffee

xXxLyricsxXx

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

xXxLyricsxXx

Life

Life could be better. :\

And YES, I like this song. *points up* SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S ADDICTING :D

New Art

DAMN, I LOVE THIS PICTURE 8D

You're being misleaded by the title. IT'S A TRAP D:

Take Me, Ichigo... HORNY BOYS

HAY GUYS GUESS WHAT

Just a heads up- I won't be updating on Monday, even though I have that day off. It's because my dad is coming by to pick me up and take me places so we can spend time and hang out together.

But I MIGHT update on Tuesday. MAYBE. There's no promise there, but it's a maybe-if kind of statement.

Dude... WTF?

There is... a HENTAI SERIES OF BLEACH AND NARUTO. YES, IT'S REAL. YES, IT'S ANIMATED. YES, IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE REAL ANIME.

I was shocked, but yet I laughed my ass off at the Bleach one. Go catch the series of both said anime at HentaiKey, and watch the episodes from there. At least I THINK they're episodes... They have subtitles and everything... O__O

I'm not going to post any picture here in fear of my account getting deleted for proof, but I'll just post ONE. It's Bleach, but it just has Ichigo in it. I cut the whole thing out except for his face. Here is an example ---> Ichigo from HentaiKey
Notice the collar and robe, his naked body-ness, the foot on his head (that was Rukia but I had to... yeah.), and his expression. 8D;;

I have no problem against this, I was just a bit shocked and got a good laugh out of everything and thought I should let you guys know. XD;

If I see even ONE more picture of it on Photobucket, I am going to FAINT, DIE OF SHOCK, AND I WOULD WATCH IT.

.......

You didn't hear the last part.

<.<;;

>.>;;

OH SHI-- THEY FOUND OUT!! FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *runs to the hills*

Discussion Time

Alright, that last part of the discussion was the LAST PART OF THE GAY BAR SCENE. In case you forgot, Hichigo was telling Ichigo what happened there, and holding him back from trying to kill NB. BUT ANYWAY, HERE WE GO AGAIN

Back at NB's place (where we first began this little story)...

NB: *yawns and gets up from her bed* Bleh... need... coffee...

NB gets up and walk through the house. Going in the kitchen, she finds coffeee already made. She start to pour herself a cup.

NB: *sips coffee* It seems... disturbingly QUIET today... *walks back into her room* What time is it...? *stares at clock* OMG, IT'S 8 O'CLOCK!! AND IT'S MONDAY!! I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL!! SHIIIIIIT!! *puts on clothes and runs out like hell*

Ichigo: Mmmph... *sits up in bed* What the hell...? *looks at the clock and smirks* Little Miss Honor-Roll Student late for first period? Haha, I LAUGH. *gets out of bed and turns the computer on* Hey, coffee!! 8D *grabs NB's cup and starts to drink it*

Hichigo: *sits up in the bed* (the three of us are sharing one bed LOL) What's up? Heyyy... where'd Sam go?

Ichigo: She's late for school and ran out like Jehova Witnesses were chasing her. Wanna see what she has saved on her computer? >]

Hichigo: O__O Uh, Ichigo? I don't think that would be a good idea. *mumbles* At least, not a good idea for YOU...

Ichigo: Ah, who cares!! She doesn't know!! XD *opens Paint and goes to her Yaoi Folder* Jeez, can she save anymore pictures? It's taking up all of her fucking memory on her computer...

Hichigo: *leans over* Hey, Ichigo!! I'd get out of there!! Don't you, don't you wanna go to, uh... THE INTERNETS?

Ichigo: Nah, this seems much more interesting. ^__^ *click on a picture*

Hichigo: Oh, God, NOT THAT ONE.

Ichigo: Huh?

Computer: You've Got Porn! (parody of "You Got Mail" LOL)

The computer displays a picture of Ichigo being on the bottom with Rukia on the top, holding him by a collar, both very... ahem... naked. It looked EXACTLY like the anime. XD

Ichigo: ... 8U

Hichigo: *shakes his head and covers his eyes with his hand in frustration*

Ichigo: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK?!!??!!!!

Hichigo: *stares at the picture and laughs at Ichigo's expression being dominated by a woman* Hehehe... You look kinda cute there. If only it was me instead of that female shinigami. XD

Ichigo: ARE THE FUCKING ANIMATORS DOING SHIT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT?!! IT EVEN HAS SUBTITLES!! SUBTITLES!!

Hichigo: *starts to read the subtitles* "Augh!! Rukia, what are you doing?!" "Just shut up, and..." uh... the last two words are blocked out by the logo for HentaiKey. Sorry.

Ichigo: *shakes the computer violently* I'M GOING TO GO ON A KILLING RAMPAGE WHEN SAM GETS HOME. NO FUCKING LIE!!

Hichigo: *starts to laugh his ass off and clicks the little X at the corner of Paint*

Later that night...

NB: Guys!! I'm home!! Finally... You would NOT believe the day I had!! First, I was late, right? And then- OOF!! *bumps into someone and falls to the floor*

Ichigo: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAM...... *holding Zangetsu with an evil, sadistic, maniacal smirk*

NB: O.O Uh... Ichigo? You okay there? *stands up*

Ichigo: I WILL BE YOUR ULTIMATE DEMISE YOU LITTLE SHIT!! *swings at NB but misses and destroys half of the floor*

NB: AAAAUGH!! *runs away*

Ichigo: GET BACK HERE!! *starts swinging at her* YOU. WILL. DIIIIIE!!

NB: NO!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK FUCK!! AAAAAUGH!!

Hichigo: O___O;; *sighs* See kids? Never save Hentai or Yaoi on your computer. You never know who will find it. ^^; In Sam's case... *shrugs and walks away*

Picture of the Day



*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Monday, February 12, 2007

Time: 9:02 AM
Song: Himegoto
Artist: SiLK
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

xXxLyricsxXx

Nee kizuite ita desho hontou ni hoshigatte ita kotoba
Mitasareteru furi shitemo kokoro no fukaku ni sunderu
Fuangena watashi ga

Hitohada yori mo sukoshi dake nurui kaze kodou hayamatte iku
Tooi mirai o katatteru yokogao o mite ita
Issho ni yume no okuchi e to tsurete itte yo
Nee kono karada goto

Ai toiu na no PISUTORU ga mune no mannaka Uchinuku no
Kakebiki da to ka joushiki nante nan no imi mo motanai
Ai toiu hikigane o hiite kootta kokoro uchinuite
Yubi no saki made anata no ai o sosoide

Nee wasurete iru desho imi mo naku kureta gin no KOIN
Nibuku hikaru houseki namida no shizuku de omoku Natte kagayaite itta
Atashi dake shitteru HIMEGOTO datta

Subete ushinatte shagamikomu tameiki yoake ni toketa
Kono machi de wa nan no yaku ni mo tatanai
Te no naka ni hikaru QUARTER DOLLAR
Nokosareta omoi ga kureta yuuki o gyutto nigiri shimete
Yureru kokoro de aketeku sora o waratta

Namaiki na kuchibiru nejifuserareta

Anata ga kureta nukumori dake ga mune no mannaka uchinuita
Kakehiki da to ka joushiki nante nan no imi mo Motanai
Ai toiu na no hikigane o hiite yogoreta tsubami uchinuite
Totte oki no IKAreta KISS o mou ichido

(Sorry, I couldn't find the English translation... >.<)

xXxLyricsxXx

Life

Meh... It could be better.

Oh yeah, sorry for not updating on Saturday AGAIN. I slept in until noon, so I didn't bother to update. O_O Sorry 'bout that... >_<

New Fanart

WHOA!! HEADS UP!! THIS IS NARUTO!! NOT BLEACH!! HOLY SH--!!

Anywho, I hope this makes you guys laugh. :] Just a stupid "SasuSaku" comic.

YES, "SASUSAKU". NOTE THE QUOTES. 8D;;

He Loves Me Not

Last Thursday

OH. MY. GOD. I have never been so embarassed, yet so praised at the same time in Art Class. Fuck, I've never even been so RED before!! 8U Well, here's a funny story.

Last Thursday in Art Class, I finished up my Pen and Ink project, so I sat there listening to other people's conversations. If you're wondering what I drew, it's two guys in my class who sit right across from me, Danny and Victor (my skater friend). And it just so happens that we had a substitute teacher that day, and so we could sit wherever we want; it just so happens that Victor decided to sit next to ME because his friend Braxton sits at my table.

So then, Victor looks at my drawing and says, "Whoa!! Holy shit!! Can I see that?" I nod, and he takes it to look at it. And THIS is where the embarassment begins...

Victor: Wow!! This is fuckin' tight!! What's it supposed to be?

Me: Umm... It's supposed to be you and Danny... *blushes a bit*

Victor: *jaw drops* This is supposed to be me and Danny?

Me: Uh huh... I just decided to draw you guys one day because you were fun to draw... sooo... sorry you didn't come out that good...

Victor: *laughs* THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL!! I'M A CARTOON CHARACTER!! XD

Me: O__O *thinking* He's... not mad?

And then he gets up, and decides to show, not only Danny, but the WHOLE CLASS.

Evereybody was going, "Whoa!! That's so cool!!" and "Awww!! How cute!! It looks exactly like them!!" While, I on the other hand, had my head buried in my arms, repeating, "God, kill me now... God kill me now!!" And then when everyone sat back down and Victor came back, I sat up again, still red. as he handed my project back to me.

Me: Thank you for the embarassment, Victor... I appreciate it. ^__^ *twitch, twitch*

Victor: *still grinning* Embarassment? Why?

Me: I thought you'd be mad that I drew you. A lot of people don't like it when I draw them because they have to bitch at me that that's not how they look. So, you're not mad...?

Victor: Haha, why would I be mad? I think that's really cool. ^__^

Me: o_o ... *smiles*

It still makes me smile... AND remember how red I was. XD LOL

Discussion Time

WHOOO!! IT'S BACK!! Ahem, anyway- Last time, Ichigo won the Drag Queen Contest along with $50,000!! Haha, those crazy kids. 8D

The Contest is over, Ichigo is back in his normal clothes (Thank GOD- What a Jeffree Star wannabe!! LOL) and everyone's back at the bar counter.

NB: *holding up video camera* Kurosaki Ichigo!! You JUST WON the Drag Queen Contest AND 50 grand!! What are YOU gonna do now?!!

Ichigo: Immuna go to Disneyland!! XD *still drunk off the Strawberry Margaritas*

NB: XDDD

Hichigo: Hey, Barki!! How long do those Strawberry Maragaritas take effect?

Bartender: Eh, it depends on the person. In Carrottops's case, it'll probably be until tomorrow morning.

Hichigo: So... you mean we can have a little fun with him as long as he like and he won't refuse? *smirks at Ichigo*

Bartender: That's right, my pale friend.

Hichigo: *rubs hands together in a maniacal manner and starts to laugh evilly*

NB: So, Ichigo, seriously what are you going to spend all that money on? You can't POSSIBLY spend it all on yourself.

Ichigo: Mmmm... You're right. Maybe I should give some to you since you told me to enter and stuff. *hands her 20 grand*

NB: *stares at money and gets sparkly eyes up at Ichigo* I LOVE YOU. 8D

Ichigo: Hahahaaaa~ I know. Everybody loves me~ XD

Byakuya: *yawns* Damn, I'm tired...

Renji: NO WAY!! IT'S ONLY 10 O'CLOCK BYAKU!! *shakes him by the shoulders* YOU MUST STAY AWAKE FOR GREAT JUSTICE!! D8

Byakuya: EeeeEEEEHHHHEehhhhh- FINE!! JUST STOP SHAKING ME!! You're ruining my hair... *fluffs hair out*

Rukia: I think I'll head out... I've been wierded out a little too much for one night, mmkay, bye!! *starts to run out but Byakuya grabs her by the collar* GAH!!

Byakuya: Oooh, no you don't, Rukia-chan. You're staying here with US where we can look after you. Who knows what kind of people are out there late at night.

Rukia: *pouts* Fine... but only because you're my Nii-san and you said so...

Byakuya: Good. *lets go of her collar* Now... LET'S ALL DRINK 'TILL WE CAN'T DRINK NO MORE!! ^___^

NB: WOO-HOO!! THAT'S THE SPIRIT BYAKUYA!! *slams money on the bar counter* GIVE US AS MANY DRINKS AS YOU CAN, BARKEEPER-SAN!! X3

Bartender: *gawks at money* YES, MA'AM!! 8D Damn, business is gonna be good tonight!! :D

2 hours later...

Everybody's as drunk as ever, except for NB and Rukia.

NB: See, this is why I don't drink. I start seeing bunnies attacking people, laughing for no reason, and slapping anyone's ass whether I know them or not.

Rukia: Hmmm... good point. *stirs her Margarita with her straw*

NB: Hey, how come you're not drunk? That's, like, your third Margarita this night.

Rukia: Hm? *shrugs* I dunno, I guess that's just how my body works. Weird, huh?

NB: Haha, yeah. But for the meantime, let's watch all the guys make complete asses of themselves while I videtotape it all. >XD MWAHAHAHA~

Renji: Heheheheeee~ Hey? Byakuya... What's the difference between gay men and girls?

Byakuya: I dunno... whut?

Renji: GAY MEN ARE PRETTIER!! LOL!! XDDD

Byakuya: ROFLLMAOLOLOMGBBQ!!111123235

Both men start laughing in hysterics.

Rukia: *stares at her brother* Okay, now that was just the lamest joke I have ever heard.

NB: Yeah, but he's got a point. Gay men ARE prettier than most girls.

Rukia: So true... *shakes head sadly*

NB: Heyyyy- where's Hichi and Ichi? I could've sworn they were here a minute ago...

Rukia: *shrugs* Probably to take care of some business?

NB: Yeah, HOMO BUISINESS. XD *laughs*

Meanwhile, Urahara is wondering how long Hichigo and Ichigo will be in the "Make-Out Room".

Picture of the Day


Renji and Byakuya by the wonderful and talented, Yanagoya

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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Monday, February 5, 2007

Time: 4:46 PM
Song: Secrets Don't Make Friends
Artist: From First To Last
Feeling:
Drinking: Tea

xXxLyricsxXx

This place is a bloodbath
And we won't be taken alive
We stand alone
Under fictitious skies

You were always my enemy and carefully crafted my demise
You were always my enemy and carefully crafted my demise
Our hearts beat strong under fictitious skies
You were always my enemy, you suck the life out of me

Your words are deadly weapons
Killing me, destroying me
Your words are deadly weapons
Scatter my brains across the wall

You were my compass
Leading me to nowhere fast
Promises were lonely roads
I followed you down like a map

You were always my enemy and carefully crafted my demise
You were always my enemy and carefully crafted my demise
Our hearts beat strong under fictitious skies
You were always my enemy, you suck the life out of me

Your words are deadly weapons
Killing me, destroying me
Your words are deadly weapons
Scatter my brains across the wall

Fuck you
Secrets don't make friends
Secrets don't make friends
Secrets don't make friends
Secrets don't make...

Your words are deadly weapons
Killing me, destroying me

Your words are deadly weapons
Killing me, destroying me
Your words are deadly weapons
Scatter my brains across the wall.

Your words are deadly weapons (Secrets don't make friends)
Killing me, destroying me
Your words are deadly weapons (Secrets don't make friends)
Scatter my brains across the wall

Secrets don't (Secrets don't make friends) make friends
Secrets don't make friends
Secrets don't (Secrets don't make friends) make friends
Secrets don't make friends

xXxLyricsxXx

--

Artist Fact

Sonny Moore, lead singer for From First To Last, is only 19 years old.

--

Life

Sorry I didn't update on Saturday. I was so caught up in my drawings that I didn't bother to come over. XD; Sorry 'bout that. But I DID visit some of my friends, so I guess that's good. :]

Um, yeah. That's it... O_o

New Art and New Doujinshi Page

New page for Gravity is up. A lot of people are pissed that I made Hichigo and Ichigo OOC and that it's Shounen AI. Well guess what? THEY CAN ALL PISS OFF :D

Gravity Page 6

I DID submit a new drawing also. It took me, like, 2 in a half days to finish because I worked my ass off to make it look good. But I thank my OH SO WONDERFUL scanner that fucked it up and made it look like shit. *gets out a bat and hits scanner repeatedly*

I GOT A LOLLIPOP PORN BITCH

Please at least look at them guys... I'm begging here!! T___T

Go Back To Hypocrisy Town

Okay, so I had to take a bath yesterday, right? Well, my GRANDMAMA took one first, and after she got out, she's all, "You better clean out that fucking tub, don't leave it all filthy like last time."

Uh, excuse me? I appear to be the only one who DOES clean it. Mom doesn't clean it and niether does she. Oh, but wait! There's more! When I went in to turn the water on, I was DISGUSTED with what I found in the tub after she got out. I saw:

-Blood clots
-Hair, and LOTS of it
-A dead spider
-Leftover shampoo
-Other unidentifiable things

I was APPAULED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND. It took me a good 12 minutes or so to clean the tub before I got in. It was so gross... And then I go in and tell her that SHE'S the one who leaves the tub dirty, and guess what she said?

She said, "No, that tub is CLEAN."

Ha fucking HA, YOU DAMN HYPOCRITE.

Even after taking that bath from cleaning the whole tub out, I still feel dirty... >_<

Charles Manson News

On a lighter note, I heard that Charles Manson is going on parole this year!! 8D OMG, YES

Yeah, I like Charles Manson. So? He was freaking hot when he was younger. But he's old now, so now it's like, BLAGFLAGHAFGF (he's been in jail since 1969 people, of course he's gonna be old :P)

And hey, he used to be in a band and wrote awesome lyrics!! SHUT UP!! So what if he killed some people? I don't like him for that- I like him for the person that he is. That made no sense... Whatever. -__-

So anyway, that's some good news. But I think they're gonna refuse him parole like in 2002. FUCK SHIT COCK DX

If you have no idea who Charles Manson is, look him up on Wikipedia. Then again, how could you NOT know who Charlie is? O_O He's like, a famous serial killer!! EVERYBODY knows who Charlie is!! Such a good boy~ :D

I'm sick in the head. XD I love it.

Discussion Feedback

It appears that many people liked the last part of my discussion, where others didn't bother to comment about it. I think I know why. XD Well, I am VERY happy you guys enjoyed it! I worked hard on that specific one, and had fun writing it. :]

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Jeez, Byakuya... Obsessive much?

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

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