Dancing with the devil on the 13th floor
Non stop knocking on heaven’s door
Thinking faster flirting with disaster plastered
I’m your puppet master pushin’ proper data
Watch the city steal your soul as the drugs take control
And the problems of the world put your life on hold
You should have known by now that it just don’t stop
You like that rock hip-hop you make me grab my crotch
I got a lollipop porn bitch
Dead on arrival
A hardcore sex bitch turned
Suicidal
All caught up now taking my chances playing my song
While the devil dances ‘round me beggin’ me to play along
Now over the years I’ve learned to love the pain
I’m what you call a ladykiller with the gift of game
Triple X true that you do dat dat
Let it ride bring it back over 24 tracks
We’re gonna rock the fuckin’ block tonight
We’re gonna rock that shit gonna make it right
Diggi, diggi damn right, we’s dynomite
So we can do this or you can do what you like
I grab the mic and make it mine
I grab the mic and make it hype
So we can do this, or you can do what you like
I got a lollipop porn bitch
A hardcore sex bitch turned suicidal
I got a lollipop porn bitch
Dead on arrival
A hardcore sex bitch turned
Suicidal
All caught up now taking my chances playing my song
While the devil dances ‘round me beggin’ me to play along
Riding on the 3rd rail, taking risks, life is risky
The “E” stands for Epic and the “S” stands for Shifty
So let the good times roll, there’s no controlling us
Walking on water and kicking up dust
The boisterous, causing panic in the land of lust
The shellshock lollipop crazy down to make your body rock
Sugar I love the way your body talks
Now, whoever said that sex was overrated
Love leaves me devastated, life’s so fuckin’ complicated
Shifty say what, Epic’s a beat slut
And I got so many rhymes I can’t keep my mouth shut
I got a lollipop porn bitch
Dead on arrival
A hardcore sex bitch turned
Suicidal
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Hello!!
Life
BEST. WEEKEND. EVER.
READ THE POST AND FIND OUT.
Gravity Update
YAY!! My page finally got uploaded after 2 days!! :D LOL
I told my mom about my PE Teacher failing me. And amazingly, she didn't get pissed off. Instead, she told me,
"As long as you tried, I'm proud of you. And it's just PE, so don't worry about it. Just don't make getting an F a habit."
Somebody call the aaaambulance, I think I had a heart attack from shock.
She's NEVER this nice about me getting and F!! She usually bitches to no end and shoves my report card in my face. Well, I don't know why she was so nice, but I don't care. Better than getting yelled at. O_o
I'M NOT REALLY A GIRL LOLZ!
This is the big one that made my weekend. >3<
I was being a MySpace whore yesterday, and decided to play a prank on all my friends. In my About Me section, I wrote a paragraph explaining that I'm not really a girl, which as follows:
"Being Gender Confused is fun. Yes, the truth is out! SAM is really a BOY! He just looks like a girl because he got plastic surgery when he was 10 years old! WHAT A FAGGOT."
PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVED THAT. EL. OH. EL. XD I got about 2 responses from my guy friends, especially Chris (the guy who got his ass slapped). He believed me, even after I typed at the bottom of my About Me:
"I am a sadistic liar, so don't believe everything I say. Just like when I said I was boy- so if you believed what I typed up there about my sex, you are one massive retard."
I even BOLDED that shit. XD I told him he won one free internets for believing me. Besides, we all know I did this for the lulz. You can read my whole About Me section up there. *points up* I changed my About Me in Otaku, so now you can LOL at the whole thing. :3
And yes, I'm a girl. <3
Discussion Time
WARNING: This Discussion has strong language, so be careful what you read. Then again, it's even funnier if you read through the whole thing, so NAUGHTY JOKES AHEAD!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARRRRNED
In our previous episode, Ichigo had drunk over 15 Strawberry Margaritas, which resulted in him getting very drunk and VERY out of character. NB and Hichigo are frightened of him now, and so... LET THE LULZ BEGIN
NB: Um, Ichigo? You okay there, buddy? O_O
Ichigo: *stands up* WHOA- Anybody but me notice all the pretty colors? It's like I'm in a crayon box... filled with every color of the rainbow... a RAINBOW BOX! 8D
NB: *snickers and tries hard not to laugh*
Hichigo: Hey, Ichigo? How many fingers am I holding up? *holds up 2 fingers*
Ichigo: *stares at him groggily and glares* How many fingers does it take to put in you until you cum?
Rukia: *spits out her drink in shock*
NB: *busts out laughing* OH MY GOD, WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?!! XD
Hichigo: *blushes* Uhhh... WHAT
Ichigo: *looks around and then starts to giggle* I AM SO FUCKIN' DRUNK!! FUCK!!
Byakuya: He's so drunk, he's acting the gayest of all gays. *smirks*
Ichigo glares at him, walks over, and jabs his index finger on Byakuya's chest.
Ichigo: Shut up, FUCKER. You're just jealous because I can swallow more cum than you can.
Byakuya: D8 *in shock*
Renji: BURNED!! XD
Ichigo: *wanders away*
Hichigo: Dude, he should go get him before he starts the Apocolypse in here. *runs after him but NB grabs him* Huh?
NB: No. Let him go.
Hichigo: WHAT?!! But, he'll just-
NB: Calm down, man. This should be very interesting. *smirks*
NB rummages through her bag and finds her video camera. She turns it on and begins to film Ichigo's every move.
NB: It's time to live up to my name, and BLACKMAIL. >]
DJ: Okay, folks! We have the DRAG QUEEN Contest next, so if you want to participate and get $50,000, enter now!! Men only, please. :3
NB: $50,000?!! ICHIGO!! GO ENTER THE CONTEST!! WE'LL BE LOADED!! 8D
Ichigo: O_O *runs over and signs himself up*
NB: OMG, HE ACTUALLY DID IT!! XD
Two women walks over to Ichigo and drag him away to the back, telling him that they'll be his make-up artists and picking his clothes out for him.
Byakuya: Pfft, like HE'LL win. *glares in the air with annoyance*
NB: TRUST ME- Ichigo's going to come out looking like Jeffree Star when they're done with him. *smirks*
20 minutes later, the Drag Queen Contest begins!!
DJ: Alright! We have 3 participants, so let's bring them on out!!
The whole bar applauds, and NB and Hichigo (and the others) eagerly wait for Ichigo.
NB: THERE HE IS!! I SEE HIM!!
Everybody: OH. MY. GOD.
Ichigo's hair had extensions, which made his hair reach down past his lower back and dyed pink. He wore a pink leather jacket with a black and white striped shirt underneath. The women gave him remarkable eye shadow which was on perfectly. He had a spiked collar on with a frilly short skirt with knee-high black boots. He truly looked like a man-whore. Srsly.
NB: AND WE HAVE A FUCKIN' WINNER!! HAHAHAHAHA!! *continues to videotape*
Byakuya: Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Renji: *passed out from a nosebleed*
Rukia: Ichigo actually looks really good as a woman...
Hichigo: I am... really horny right now... I'm not even lying. I'm as serious as a serial killer. O_O
DJ: Alright! Our next drag queen to say something is Kurosaki Ichigo! Ichigo, what do you have to say? It can be anything at all.
Ichigo: I just have to say... FUCK YOU to all you jealous bitches that get mad that I'm fucking your boyfriends. And don't get mad that they suck my dick and then they make out with you after. HOE!! BARBIE HATES ME AND KEN FUCKED ME!!
The whole bar erupts with applauds and encouragement.
NB: Oh my GOD, he SO stole all that from Jeffree Star! D: What a bitch.
Hichigo: I am SO fucking him after the night's over.
DJ: Well, folks? Who do you think deserves to win?
The whole bar says Ichigo's name and the DJ shrugs.
DJ: Looks like we got a winner!! KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!
Everybody cheers in excitement.
Byakuya: Oh, shit. He did it... HE WON!
Rukia: Whooo!! Go Ichigo!! *claps* ^^
Hichigo: I hope he dresses like that at our wedding.
NB: *squeels* OMG!! OMG!! HE WON!! HE WON!! *jumps up and down*
Ichigo: I know, I'm really fucking famous now. X3
(PS: Half of the things Ichigo said are all from Jeffree Star. And if you plan on visiting his MySpace, watch out for his pink hair. ^_^)
Time: 10:58 AM Song: Feeling This Artist: Blink 182 Feeling: Drinking: Coffee
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Get ready for action!
I got no regret right now (I’m feeling this)
The air is so cold and low (I’m feeling this)
Let me go in her room (I’m feeling this)
I love all the things you do (I’m feeling this) {I wanna take off her clothes (I’m feeling this)}
Show me the way to bed (I’m feeling this)
Show me the way you move (I’m feeling this)
Fuck it, it's such a blur (I’m feeling this)
I love all the things you do (I’m feeling this)
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine
I’ll leave when I wanna
Where do we go from here
Turn all the lights down now
Smiling from ear to ear (I’m feeling this)
Our breathing has got too loud (I’m feeling this)
Show me the bedroom floor (I’m feeling this)
Show me the bathroom mirror (I’m feeling this)
We’re taking this way too slow (I’m feeling this)
Take me away from here (I’m feeling this)
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine
I’ll leave when I wanna
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine
I’ll leave when I wanna
This place was never the same again
After you came and went
How can you say you meant anything different
To anyone standing alone
On the street with a cigarette
On the first night we met
Look to the past
And remember and smile.
And maybe tonight
I can breathe for awhile.
I'm not in the scene
I think I'm fallin' asleep
But then all that it means is
I'll always be dreaming of you.
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine
I’ll leave when I wanna
(Are we alone, do you feel it?
So lost and disillusioned)
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine
I’ll leave when I wanna
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Hello!!
Life
Not much has been going on. But I DO have a few evil thoughts involving Ichigo and strawberry pan- well, you'll just have to wait until I get to drawing them out. :3
New Page Problem
I have the new page for Gravity up, but for some reason Otaku won't upload it. I already tried uploading it three two times and... IT'S NOT SHOWING UP!!
It's starting to piss me off GREATLY. -__-
MORE STRANGE CALLS :D
I got yet ANOTHER strange call from Mexico. How the hell do all these Mexicans get a hold of my call phone number? O_o
Well, the first time they called, was when I heard little children laughing and giggling. It was scary. O_O The same thing happened AGAIN the second time.
Then I called back, and it got picked up by an older sounding woman, speaking Spanish. So I hung up. I just assumed it was her kids the first two times screwing with the phone.
I'm going to start saying 4-Chan memes if people start calling me for no fucking reason and I don't know who the hell they are. I hate wrong number calls.
Bastards. U WASTE MEH MINUTES D:
Discussion Time
Last time, NB told Ichigo and Hichigo some shocking news on how she gets so much money. Um, yeah... That's it. READ NOW
Hichigo: Time to go play the song I wanted to hear!! *skips off*
Ichigo: *staggers up from the shock and glares at NB*
NB: Oh, dear... What's wrong NOW, Ichigo? ^__^
Ichigo: You know EXACTLY what's wrong!! TAPING US DOING- STUFF!! WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO?!! TAPE RENJI MASTURB8ING?!!
NB: Yep. Wait, how'd you know? O.o?
Renji: PFFTFTHGVCLUSVFHSKBLGF!!? O____O
Bartender: That'll be $25.28, little lady. ^^
NB: JEEZ!! Why are drinks so expensive here?
Bartender: It's a bar, honey. Drinks cost more here because they're made... in a SPECIAL way.
NB: You mean with semen?
Everybody in the bar gets silent and spit out thier drinks, some even throwing up.
Rukia: *stares at her Margarita suspiciously and distaste*
Bartender: Hahahaha!! No!! XD I mean, that we go to different countries, cities, states, etc. around the world and they import the best sake, wine, and alcohol they have!! Like, Finland and Japan for example!!
The whole bar calms down and goes back to drinking and thier previous tasks.
NB: Oooooh! Now I get it!! :D
Ichigo: *flails around* HOW CAN YOU ASK SUCH EMBARASSING QUESTIONS SO CALMLY?!!
NB: It was just a question Ichigo. No big deal. Now shut up and drink your Strawberry Margarita. *slides his drink towards him*
Ichigo: Why are you so nice to me? I mean, I'm never this nice to you-
NB: Ish because yur meh friend!! *glomps him* And I'm nice to my friends, so that's that. ^__^
Ichigo: Um... Okay... Thank you, Sam... for the drink. *sips it* HOT DAMN, THIS IS GREAT!!
Bartender: That's because we go out and pick the best strawberries from up North. :]
Ichigo: ^____^ *is really happy*
NB: Hey, where's Hichigo? He should be back by now...
They all suddenly hear a song playing, and the DJ begins to talk.
DJ: This song was requested by a cutie by the name of Hichigo Shirosaki!! Give him a big hand because this is song makes us live up to our name!!
The whole bar applauds, and the song begins to play.
NB: HOMIGOD. This song... It's... "GAY BAR" BY ELECRTIC SIX!! OUR THEME SONG ICHIGO!! 8D
Ichigo: *too busy drinking his Maragarita*
NB: *starts to dance and sing along* YOU!! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!! XD
Hichigo: Hey there. :] *walks up*
NB: HICHIGO, IF YOU WEREN'T GAY, I'D SO FUCK YOU RIGHT NOW!! I LOVE YOU FOR PUTTING THIS SONG UP!! 8D *glomps him*
NB and Hichigo see that there are about 15 glasses of Strawberry Margaritas in front of Ichigo, all empty.
Hichigo: Hey, Ichi? You okay? *pokes him*
Ichigo: *starts to giggle*
NB: Uh, oh...
Bartender: I also forgot to mention that the Strawberry Margaritas are really addicting and that they get you REALLY drunk. ^^; Also, he'll be up in about 3 seconds doing things he'll never normally do.
Silence.
Ichigo: *crazy grin*
NB/Hichigo: O_______O OH SHI-!!
(If you can't see any pictures, try refreshing you page a few times. ^^;)
Time: 8:51 AM Song: First Date Artist: Blink 182 Feeling: Drinking: Coffee
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In the car I just can't wait,
to pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm too scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat
Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
When you smile, I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
Please don't look at me with those eyes
Please don't hint that you're capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that i'm probably gonna miss
Let's go,don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make, this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
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Hello.
Life
Life is... um, okay I guess. I took my finals yesterday and Wednesday so I'm all done. :3 And, I've been working on some new things and saving some money to buy Photoshop 0.7 for myself. GOD I WANT IT SO BAD. D: I'll go to Best Buy or something to see if they have it sometime over the weekend or whatever.
PE Exam= U FAIL LOLZ
I failed my PE Exam. Haha. We had to run 8 laps UNDER 20 minutes. Alright, first of all, every other class had 32 minutes to do thier laps, while OUR bitch of a teacher only gave us 20 minutes. LOL WHUT?
I finished all 8 of my laps, but it went over 36 min. (it had to be 35 min. to get a D) You know, she could have at least gave me credit for trying, but no. She gave me an F. I WAS ONE FUCKING MINUTE AWAY FROM A D
Stupid, old, racist whore. *sharpens daggers and starts to stab stuffed animals*
Other Exam Results
I think I did pretty well on my other exams. I hope so... I got an easy A+ in Health (Woooo~ :D) I honestly did my VERY BEST on those. The best I could. I took my time, stood focused, and tried to stay calm. I think I still failed because God hates me. D: That fucker.
The science and math exam was actually kind of easy, but still hard. Those are the two I'm mostly worried about.
I hope to GOD I didn't screw up... *clamps eyes shut*
Discussion Time
I'm still thinking, dude... Calm down, it should be up by tomorrow. I promise. T^T
Time: 10:02 AM Song: Chance Artist: UVERworld Feeling: Drinking: Coffee
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JAPANESE!
It's chance chance chance. Let's begin
Trans somebody with this. One wish
Makin' sound with beats. Shakin' dancin' Uverworld
Start! Just keep! Last wa rakushou de piisu
Peace! Attack! Everybody!
Rock time! Big show time!
Sono ki ni nattemo itsumo uragiru toki dakedo
Nage dasu kimochi stop! Mukiau kimi respect!
Tsuyoku negau kimochi wa todoku kara
Toki wa precious!
Donna toki mo ai suru hito no tame ni kagayaite itakute
Sou nice your smile keep!
Sou itsuka get chance!
Kimi no kokoro no koe ni kotaete agetakute
Kanau hazu nai ano hi no yume ga
Imada ni mune no naka matataku kara
Itsu datte toki wa saisho made modoreru
Akiramenaide
Oikake tsuzukete itai yo
Get chance like this
Oto motto agete ikou
Owari nante nai shi
Notte ikina motto
Itsuka wa kieteku haji nante kamawanaide
Egao to hikari sono mama de
Toki wa precious!
Donna toki mo ai suru hito no tame ni kagayaite itakute
Sou nice your smile keep!
Sou itsuka get chance!
Kimi no kokoro no koe ni kotaete agetakute
Kanau hazu nai ano hi no yume ga
Imada ni mune no naka matataku kara
Itsu datte toki wa saisho made modoreru
Akiramenaide
Oikake tsuzukete
Koko ni aru ikutsumo no kiseki to
Merodii to kotoba no kakera nigirishime
Issai koukai nante shitaku nai
Kotae wo mitsuke daseru made
Furimukanai mama itai yo
Break! Show time!
Get down! Dou da? Konna kanji ga Uver!
Subete no style ga guuzen no itchi
Kore kikya son nashi look at me!
Kurabete mi? Sono mawari to no music
Kachi mo akiraka na gensundai
Oto to no kaiwa hazumu player
Sou makin' sou chekin'
One thing uniting for us
One peace!
Todokanakutemo
Toki wa precious!
Donna toki mo ai suru hito no tame ni kagayaite itakute
Sou nice your smile keep!
Sou itsuka get chance!
Kimi no kokoro no koe ni kotaete agetakute
Tooranai koe ni mimiyose
Omoi wa hakanaku usurete yuku
Kimi no koi datte akirameru made endless line
Kanau hazu nai ano hi no yume ga
Imada ni mune no naka matataku kara
Itsu datte toki wa saisho made modoreru
Akiramenaide
Oikake tsuzukete
Koko ni aru ikutsumo no kiseki to
Merodii to kotoba no kakera nigirishime
Issai koukai nante shitaku nai
Kotae wo mitsuke daseru made
Furimukanai mama itai yo
ENGLISH!
It's chance chance chance. Let's begin
Trans somebody with this. One wish
Makin' sound with beats. Shakin' dancin' Uverworld
Start! Just keep! The last is easy, peace
Peace! Attack! Everybody!
Rock time! Big show time!
Even if I wanted to, the times always betray me
I'll stop feeling like I want to abandon it all! I'll face you with respect!
If I wish hard enough, it will reach you
Time is precious!
No matter when, I want to always shine for the one I love
That's right, nice your smile keep!
That's right, always get chance!
I want to answer the voice of your heart
The dream of that day, which has no chance of coming true
Is still twinkling in my heart
Time always returns to the beginning
Don't give up
I want to always keep chasing it
Get chance like this
Pump up the volume
There's no end
Jump on, even more
Don't pay attention to the embarrassment that will one day disappear
Stay bright and smiling
Time is precious!
No matter when, I want to always shine for the one I love
That's right, nice your smile keep!
That's right, always get chance!
I want to answer the voice of your heart
The dream of that day, which has no chance of coming true
Is still twinkling in my heart
Time always returns to the beginning
Don't give up
Keep chasing it
Grasp the many miracles here
The melodies and the fragments of words
I don't want to regret a thing
Until I find the answer
I don't want to look back
Break! Show time!
Get down! How do you like it? This is Uver!
All styles unexpectedly coincide
If you listen to this, you won't be disappointed, look at me!
Try comparing it to the other music around
The value is obviously full-scale
A player encouraging conversation with sound
That's right, makin', that's right, chekin'
One thing uniting for us
One peace!
Even if it doesn't reach you
Time is precious!
No matter when, I want to always shine for the one I love
That's right, nice your smile keep!
That's right, always get chance!
I want to answer the voice of your heart
Listen to the voice that doesn't pass by
Feelings are fleeting and fade
Even your love is an endless line til you give up
The dream of that day, which has no chance of coming true
Is still twinkling in my heart
Time always returns to the beginning
Don't give up
Keep chasing it
Grasp the many miracles here
The melodies and the fragments of words
I don't want to regret a thing
Until I find the answer
I don't want to look back
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Hello.
Life
This week was actually quite eventful this week. From ass-slapping, to passing grades, to smartass teachers... WOW. I hope this happens more often. My life has never been this fun before! :D
ASS-SLAP ATTACK
In fourth period, there's a guy in my class who looks like Jim Morrison from The Doors and he always makes us laugh named Chris. So, he was skipping through the aisles, acting all gay, and then all of a sudden, when he passed by me and my two friends, Bingham and Norma, Bingham SLAPPED HIS ASS. I never laughed so hard in my life EVAR That was truly a mighty WIN for me that day. LOL
New Fanart and Math Grade
DO NOT COMMENT ABOUT MY PICTURES ON MY POST COMMENTS!! IT PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE I GET THE FEELING YOU GUYS DIDN'T SO MUCH AS CLICK THE LINK!!
I was amazed by my grade in my algebra class. Apparantly, I'm failing all my tests, but I have a C in the entire class. Wow... That's just...
Wierd. O_o But I'm glad it's not an F or a D nontheless. :)
BIGGEST. MORON. EVARRRRRR
I keep getting these calls on my cell phone from some Mexican lady that I DON'T EVEN KNOW, right? So, she keeps calling and calling and calling, and so I decide to call her and just hang up on her ass- just to PISS HER OFF And then she has the nerve to call me back and say:
"IF U KEEP CALLING HEER, IMMUNA R3PORT U TO TEH POLIIIIIICE UH DEE DEE DEE"
And then I was all, really, really calmly:
"......................okay."
And she hung up. Haha.
That was seriously the funniest thing that's happened to me all night since I got home from school last Friday night. :D
Stupid bitch. LOLZ
Discussion Time
NB: Hey... Ichigo?
Ichigo: *still on the floor sucking his thumb*
NB: Oh, please, honey!! It's not THAT shocking!! *rolls eyes and glares at Ichigo with slit eyes*
Ichigo: *shoots up* That's easy for you to say!! YOU'RE A TRANSSEXUAL!!
NB: I'm a... tranny? *tilts head in confusion* Who said that?
Ichigo: ME!! Because you don't- nevermind. I've been through this already; no need to go back and get bloody again.
NB: *blinks but then shrugs it off*
Hichigo: Well... what's there to do around here? *looks around*
Renji: Uhhh... There's music, drinks, just hang out... Y'know.
Byakuya: ... *un-interested*
All of a sudden, Madonna's song, "Like A Virgin" starts playing, and this perks Byakuya up.
Byakuya: OH. MY. GOD.
Everyone: O_O?
Byakuya: THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG!! *runs off to the dancefloor*
Rukia: *blinks a few times* Uuuuh... Don't ask.
Ichigo: O______o;; I am officially scarred for life.
NB: Oh, please, I love this song too!! SHUT UP STRAWBERRY BOY *runs after Byakuya to join him*
Hichigo: Hey, we can request songs, right?
Renji: Yeah, I think you can.
Hichigo: *smirks* After this is done, I'm gonna go up there to request something.
Ichigo: Oh, God. What is it?
Hichigo: None of your business, but how about we buy drinks or something!!
NB runs up to them.
NB: Hey, hey, hey!! I can buy the drinks if you want!! As many as you want!! *pulls out wallet*
Renji: ALL RIGHT!! LET'S BE MERRY!! :D
Rukia: Hey! That's not nice for you guys to just mooch off a girl's money!
NB: Aaah, no worries. I was gonna save up this money to buy some... THINGS but I can spend it whenever there's a good time. ^___^
Hichigo: Wait, what kind of things were you going to buy?
NB: Ooooooh~ just some new clothes, bondage stuff, and some boy porn. Why?
Hichigo: No reason.
Ichigo: *feels her wallet* How the hell much money do you have?!! THIS IS THICKER THAN THICK!!
NB: Uuuuh... *counts* About $240... Oh wait!! A PENNY!! Okay, now it's $240.01!! :D
Ichigo: O_____O HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET SO MUCH MONEY?!!
NB: I do stuff for people.
Ichigo: WHAT KIND OF STUFF?!!
NB: I filmed you and Hichigo having sex in your house and sold the tapes on eBAY.
Ichigo: O_______O *faints*
Hichigo: So that's what that little gleam in the corner was... a camera. o.o
NB: :3
Sorry if my Discussion wasn't as funny as it usually is... I just haven't had enough time to think of any good stuff lately. D:
Time: 6:30 AM Song: Thank You Artist: Home Made Kazoku Feeling: Drinking: Coffeeeh
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JAPANESE!
Itsumo sasaetekureru hitotachi ni
Higoro no omoi wo kometa rhapsody
A ppreciations na kimochi yo todoke
Itsumo arigatou honto arigatou
Tatoe doko ni itatte kimi no sonzai ni kanshashiteru yo
Tasogare no machi ga akaku somaru koro
Nanigenaku michi wo aruiteita
Ikikau hito no mure ga masu gogo
Nantonaku tachidomattemita
Potsuri to aita kokoro no sukima
Umeruyouni ugoita keitai no mana-
Kimi wa hitori ja nai hora mina
Tagai ni sasaeatteku no sa
Fuantei na mirai ga kowakute
Yandeita boku ni mukatte
Nani mo iwazu ni sotto te wo
Sashinobetekureru kimi ga ita
Kanashimi ga hanbun ni natta
Yorokobi wa nibai ni fukuranda
Gyaku no tachiba ni nattra sugusama
Soba made kaketsukeru to chikatta
Itsumo sasaetekureru hitotachi ni
Higoro no omoi wo kometa rhapsody
Appreciation na kimochi yo todoke
Itsumo arigatou honto arigatou
Tatoe doko ni itatte kimi no sonzai ni kanshashiteru yo
Far away far away
Tooku hanareteitemo nagareru toki no naka de
Tomo ni sugoshita hibi no kioku wa
Keshite kierukoto wa nai no sa
Nakama ya kazoku ya koibito soshite deatta subete no hitobito
Hito wa dare mo hitori de wa ikiteikeya shinai
Tagai wa tagai wo itsumo keyashiai
Igai dekinai toki wa hanashiai
Harakakaeru kurai waraiaitai
Nanoni naze kou toki ni kenashiai
Kizutsukiauno tte ki gashinai
Bakabakashii kurai kimi ga suki da
Terekusai kedo chotto honki da
Itsumo sasaetekureru hitotachi ni
Higoro no omoi wo kometa rhapsody
Appreciation na kimochi yo todoke
Itsumo arigatou honto arigatou
Tatoe doko ni itatte kimi no sonzai ni kanshashiteru yo
Kitto minna igai to shai de men to mukatte
Nakanaka kuchi ni dashite ienakute
Dakedo honto wa iitai kuse ni
Nanik ga jama shite mina tsuyogatte
Toki ni sarakedashite tsutaeyou
Kotoba ni wa fushigi na chikara ga yadoru yo
Kantan na koto sa jibun kara mazu hajimeyou
Kitto dekiru yo
Furimukeba I WOULD BE THERE
JUST FOREVER kimi ga itekureta you ni
Furimukeba I WOULD BE THERE
JUST FOREVER kimi ga itekureta you ni When you turn around I WILL BE THERE
JUST FOREVER like you said
When you turn around I WILL BE THERE
JUST FOREVER like you said
Itsumo sasaetekureru hitotachi ni
Higoro no omoi wo kometa rhapsody
Appreciation na kimochi yo todoke
Itsumo arigatou honto arigatou
Tatoe doko ni itatte kimi no sonzai ni kanshashiteru
Itsumo sasaetekureru hitotachi ni
Higoro no omoi wo kometa rhapsody
Appreciation na kimochi yo todoke
Itsumo arigatou honto arigatou
Tatoe doko ni itatte kimi no sonzai ni kanshashiteru yo
ENGLISH!
To the people who have always supported me
I've put you in my rhapsody of everyday thoughts
I hope my feelings of appreciations will reach you
Thank you as always. Really, thank you
No matter where you are I'll always be thankful you exist
When twilight stains the town red I walked around casually
The number of people coming and going increase around noon
So I tried standing still one way or the other
As if being burried, little by little
Manners were moving, being carried into the gap in my heart
You're not alone. C'mon everyone
Let's support eachother together
An uncertain future is scary, and then you faced me
And without saying anything you softly took my hand
My sadness was halved and my pleasure doubled
My life was turned around instantly
And you swore to run to my side
To the people who have always supported me
I've put you in my rhapsody of everyday thoughts
I hope my feelings of appreciations will reach you
Thank you as always. Really, thank you
No matter where you are I'll always be thankful you exist
Far away far away
Even if we're widely seperated in the flow of time
The memories of the days we spent together
Will never ever fade away
Friends, and family, and lovers, and all the people we met
"Thank You!!" it's thanks to everyone
Again from tomorrow on we can advance strongly
No one is living alone
We always take mutual care of eachother
And when we can't see eye to eye, we talk things over
We want to laugh so much as to be carrying our stomachs
But then, why do we speak ill of these times
When we have no intention to harm one another?
I love you so much it's absurd
It's a little embarrassing, but I mean it
To the people who have always supported me
I've put you in my rhapsody of everyday thoughts
I hope my feelings of appreciations will reach you
Thank you as always. Really, thank you
No matter where you are I'll always be thankful you exist
Surely everyone is a little shy being face to face
And words won't come so easily out of our mouths
But in reality, we really want to say those things
Something is getting in the way and everyone is bluffing
You'll be exposed in time
Words carry a strange power
It's simple. Starting with yourself, surely you can do it...
Furimukeba I WOULD BE THERE
JUST FOREVER kimi ga itekureta you ni
Furimukeba I WOULD BE THERE
JUST FOREVER kimi ga itekureta you ni When you turn around I WILL BE THERE
JUST FOREVER like you said
When you turn around I WILL BE THERE
JUST FOREVER like you said
To the people who have always supported me
I've put you in my rhapsody of everyday thoughts
I hope my feelings of appreciations will reach you
Thank you as always. Really, thank you
No matter where you are I'll always be thankful you exist
To the people who have always supported me
I've put you in my rhapsody of everyday thoughts
I hope my feelings of appreciations will reach you
Thank you as always. Really, thank you
No matter where you are I'll always be thankful you exist
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Artist Fact
"Thank You" by Home Made Kazoku is the second ending theme for the anime, Bleach.
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Hello. :]
Life
IT'S SO FUCKING EARLY.
*falls to the floor*
*jumps back up*
BUT THAT'S NOT STOPPING ME FROM BEING HAPPY!! NO WAY!! ^___^
Life has been... good? Yes, good so far. And I hope to keep it that way for a while. It's good to be happy... Very good.
Lessee... I didn't do much all weekend. Just worked on a Bleach drawing (something that surprisingly ISN'T Yaoi D8) and relaxed. I have to go to school in a little bit, and then I'm leaving early for a dentist appointment. OH, YAY. Aaand that's it!!
I guess this is the part where I should say to enjoy the rest of the post. :3
New Fanart
THIS DRAWING IS GOING TO START UNWANTED CONTROVERSY AND MISUNDERSTANDINGS LOLZ!
Don't worry, no Yaoi. 8U So now the GUYS don't have to flip and can actually check it out too. :3
DO NOT COMMENT ABOUT MY PICTURES ON MY POST COMMENTS!! IT PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE I GET THE FEELING YOU GUYS DIDN'T SO MUCH AS CLICK THE LINK!!
We've had cold weather here in ol' Californ-I-A, so I've been freezing. BADLY. My window is broken in my room, so the wind comes through here, and I can never fall asleep right. Even if I'm under the covers, I'm still cold. I don't remember how EXACTLY my window broke, but all I know is that we keep box tape over the whole where it's gone. Pfft, like that'll help.
I keep telling my mom to ask the landlady to fix the window, but she never says anything back. It's really getting on my nerves now. I HAVE TO WEAR A FUCKING SWEATER IN MY OWN ROOM
Jesus H. Christ... *shivers*
Discussion Time
Last time, NB and Ichigo bumped into Urahara!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN A GAY BAR?!! FIND OUT MOTHERF
NB: Ur-Urahara?!! What are YOU doing here?!!
Ichigo: Do NOT even tell me that YOU'RE gay too!! O_____o
Urahara: Ummm... no, I'm not gay, Ichigo. I just work here part time for some extra cash. I have bills to pay you know... They pay you reeeally good. :3
Urahara: GEH-GET OFF BEFORE I SPILL THESE DRINKS!! D:
NB: *peels Ichigo off Urahara and starts talking really fast* WellitwasniceseeingyoubutI'mafraidwemustbeoff!!Tata!! *runs away with Ichigo*
Urahara: O_O;; Ummm... bye...?
NB: *starts panting for breath* Geez, Ichigo!! For a second there, I thought you wanted to screw Urahara after the way you glomped him!!
Ichigo: WHAT?!!
Renji: Oh hoooo~ So Ichigo has a thing for Mr. Hat and Clogs, eh?
Byakuya: *smirks and tries hard not to laugh*
Rukia: Am I... missing something here? O_o
Hichigo: ICHIGOOOO~!! HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME!! *jumps and clings to him*
Ichigo: CHEAT ON- WHAT?!! WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU SICKO!! GET OFF!!
NB: Should I get the divorce papers?
Hichigo: *starts to sob* NUUUU!! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!! HOW COULD YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME!!
Ichigo: For the last time, Hichigo!! IT WASN'T RAPE!! IT WAS SEX YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED!!
*the ultimate silence*
Ichigo: I just said that out loud didn't I?
Rukia: O_O
Renji: O_O
Byakuya: O_O
NB: 8U
Hichigo: WOW. This... is awkward.
Suddenly, someone walks up to them.
Ishida: You're all being very rude and disrupting the customers. Mind keeping it-
Ichigo: URYU?!! (Is that how you spell it? O_o)
Rukia: WHOA!! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
Ishida: Oh no reason, just buying a drink for myself. Well, if you must know, I OWN this bar and just so happened to hear you all being loud and obnoxious. As usual. So I dropped by to either kick you all out or keep it down. *pushes glasses up*
Everybody Thinking At The Same Time:HE SUCKS AT EXCUSES!!
Ishida: So. Think you can keep it down?
Everybody: *nods slowly*
Ishida: Okay, then. I'm out. *begins to walk away*
Ichigo: Hey, Uryu!!
Ishida: *turns around* ...?
Ichigo: If you own this place... does that mean... you're- you know...
Ishida: Gay?
Ichigo: *blushes and nods*
Ishida: I don't see how that's any of your buisness, but I'll tell you. No, I'm not gay. I'm as straight as a circle, so let's leave it at that. *walks away*
*silence again*
Rukia: Did... Did he just say he was "as STRAIGHT as a CIRCLE"?
NB: Wow... this day is just FILLED with surprises, eh, Ichigo? ^__^ O_O ....Ichigo?
Ichigo is in the fetal position, on the floor, sucking his thumb.
Everybody: *sweatdrop*
Picture of the Day
I have no idea what's going on here. But it's still a cool picture.
Time: 9:38 AM Song: Love Will Come Through Artist: Travis Feeling: Drinking: Coffee
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If I told you a secret
You won't tell a soul
Will you hold it and
Keep it alive
Cause it's burning a hole
And I can't get to sleep
And I can't live alone
In this life
So look up, take it away
Don't look da-da-da-down
The mountain
If the world isn't turning
Your heart won't return
Anyone, anything, anyhow
So take me, don't leave me
Take me, don't leave me
Baby, love will come through
It's just waiting for you
And you stand at the crossroads
Of highroads and lowroads
And I've got a feeling
It's right
If it's real what I'm feeling
There's no make believing
The sound of the wings
Of the flight
Of a dove, take it away
Don't look da-da-da-down
The mountain
If the world isn't turning
Your heart won't return
Anyone, anything, anyhow
So take me, don't leave me
Take me, don't leave me
Baby, love will come through
It's just waiting for you
Oh, look up, take it away
Don't look da-da-da-down
If the world isn't turning
Your heart won't return
Anyone, anything, anyhow
So take me, don't leave me
Take me, don't leave me
Baby, love will come through
It's just waiting for you
Love will come through
Love will come through
Love will come through
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Hello...
Life
GAH SCHOOL BLOWS MORE THAN GEORGE BUSH BLOWS DICK CHENY
No wait... that's vice versa.
Anyway, school has been hectic for my first week back. I got a 0 in PE for not participating. It was funny. I didn't want to play basketball because I hate sports and don't do anything at all anyways. So I pretty much had a good laugh. XD I don't care if I get a 0. It's just PE.
Then we had a test in Health about STDs and other SEXUAL things.
Hichigo: *nosebleeds*
Are... Are you bleeding!?
Hichigo: *covers his nose and nods*
Why? Is it because I said SEXUAL to-
Hichigo: *nosebleeds again and faints*
....Boys are wierd.
Anyway, I think I did pretty well on the test. It was easy. :] Oh yeah, I have an F for my Algebra TEST grade. Ohhh, YAY.
Either they hate us or we're not trying hard enough.
...
It's the first one.
Gravity Update
I updated another page. This one was fun to draw. :D
YES!! YOU HEARD RIGHT!! Of all places you think it'd never snow, IT DID!! Yesterday morning it started to SNOW. LITERALLY. FOR REALS. FO SHIZZLE. I was like, OMG, YAY!! SNOW!! But it only snowed in the morning... Which sucked. I thought it would snow all day and then school would be cancled. :P But it didn't.
What I hated about it the most was that everyone was all, "OH NO!! IT'S SNOWING!! THE APOCOLYPSE IS COMING!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! GOD IS PISSED OFF AT US!! HITLER LIVES!! HKUTGIGVBLJRFLVVHJFLANGLAB"
People. Srsly. It's not the end of the world. It's only going to be the end of the world when WE kill off all the rainforests and when the smoke of the corporations and drugs take over our oxygen and can't breath anymore.
God, why can't people just enjoy moments that are never going to come again?
Stupid bitches.
Discussion Time
Last time, Ichigo found Rukia at the Gay Bar!! Does she really swing the other way? Both ways? MONKEY?!! What will happen?!! READ TO FIND THE FUCK OUT :D
Ichigo: Wait... You mean... Renji and Byakuya were the ones who wanted to come here and not you?
Rukia: That's right. *sips her Margarita* Besides, I only came because I had nothing better to do and they sell the best drinks here! ^_^
NB: HEY ICHIGOOO~!!
Ichigo: Oh, dear God, no.
Rukia: ...?
NB and Hichigo start walking over to Rukia and Ichigo.
NB: You didn't have to overreact you know!! Besides, when you ran off, everyone started to give you hungry looks and say stuff like, "Wow, he's so enrgetic... I wonder if he's like that in bed." and stoof. :3
Hichigo: *raises his hand* Actually, that was me. I said that. The other guys just gave him the hungry looks.
Ichigo: D: *in shock*
Rukia: Um... Ichigo? Who is this girl? And... why is your Hollow-self out running around?
Hichigo: Hi, Rukia!! Glad to see you again!! Looking cute as usual, I see!! ^__^ *pats her on the head*
Rukia: Uh... Thank you...? O_o
NB: Haaaa!! Wow!! I've only seen you in pictures, but you're so much cuter in person!! *shakes Rukia's hand* I'm Sam, by the way! Nice to meet you!!
Rukia: Uuum... You too...? O_o
Ichigo: GUYS!! TAKE YOUR GAYNESS SOMEWHERE ELSE!!
NB: Why do hate me so much, Ichigo? Is it because I'm... biSEXUAL?
Ichigo: *nosebleeds*
Hichigo: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
NB: LOL!!
Rukia: O___O;;
Suddenly, Renji and Byakuya arrive!! Out of nowhere!! OMG, HOW DO THEY DO IT D:
Renji appears to be wearing some kind of clothes that consist of tight black pants and a pink shirt that said, "Plastic Surgery Slumber Party". (That's the title of an awesome song by Jeffree Star! LOL Look him up on MySpace!!) His hair was also down and out of the ponytail it was usually in.
Renji: HOLY SHIT!! IT'S ICHIGO!! Since when do YOU come to Gay Bars? I thought you were straight? Didn't you like that one chick in your class, Orihime?
Ichigo: I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THE SAME THING, YOU CUNT!! AND NO!! Orihime and I are friends, you retard!! WHY CAN'T PEOPLE SEE THAT D:
Byakuya: How did Renji talk me into this...? *sighs*
Byakuya is looking like the true flaming homosexual that he is!! Leather pants, a purple shirt with a collar on- WOW!! Not to mention the boots he has on!! *fans self off*
Ichigo: *glares at Byakuya* Byakuya.
Byakuya: *glares back and crosses his arms* Kurosaki Ichigo.
Ichigo: I'm not surprised by you... We already knew that you were gay.
Byakuya: GEH- *spark*
NB: Okay, before we start fighting and destroy the only Gay Bar in Riverside, let's just be civil for once, okay?!
Everyone breathes and calms down and it's quiet for about 5 seconds. Until...
NB: Besides, we all know that Ichigo is about as straight as a rainbow. A rainbow with unicorns on it. :D
(got that from someone off YouTube. I just HAD to use it. XD)
Everyone starts to bust out laughing, even Byakuya who is giggling like a schoolgirl. Ichigo glares at NB and starts to chase her.
Ichigo: YOU LITTLE SLUT!! GET BACK HERE!!
NB: HEY!! YOU'RE THE SLUT!! YOU'VE BEEN WITH RENJI, HICHIGO, GRIMMJAW, URAHARA, CHAD, ISHIDA, BYAKUYA- WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CONTINUE?!!
Ichigo: DIIIIIIIIEEE!!!!
NB and Ichigo continue to run until NB bumps into somebody and falls to the floor.
NB: Owww... *rubs head* Who the fuck was-?!!
NB looks up to see a man in a hat and clog shoes. Ichigo stops and gapes, as does NB.
Time: 11:13 AM Song: The Truth About Heaven Artist: Armor For Sleep Feeling: Drinking: Coffee
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Walk past my grave in the dark tonight,
Saw the stone and the note you left for me,
to answer your question I just had to leave,
I just had to leave,
But that's not why I'm here,
I came down here to tell you it rains in heaven all day long,
I wanna find you so bad and let you know
I'm miserable up here without you, miserable up here without you
Found my way back in the dark tonight,
Couldn't wake up not right next to you,
I'd trade in forever to just hear you say the sound of my name,
But that's not why I'm here,
I came down here to tell you it rains in heaven all day long,
I wanna find you so bad and let you know
I'm miserable up here without you, miserable up here without you
Don't believe that it's better when you leave everything behind,
Don't believe that the weather is perfect the day that you die,
Don't believe that the weather is perfect the day that you die
I came down here to tell you it rains in heaven all day long (all day long),
I wanna find you so bad and let you know
I'm miserable up here without you, miserable up here without you
I came down here to tell you it rains in heaven all day long (all day long),
I wanna find you so bad and let you know
I'm miserable up here without you, miserable up here without you
Don't believe that the weather is perfect the day that you die...
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Hello...
Life
Well, here it is, folks!! My last for winter break, and then no more post until next Saturday. Why is this you ask? Well...
I HAFTA GO BACK 2 SKEWL LOLOLOLOL
Yeah, the horror of it all. Then again, I only go to school to see my friends again. And to see a certain somebody... *turns away*
Hichigo: *evil grin*
What? What are you thinking? IF YOU'RE THINKING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE THINKING, IT'S NOT TRUE!!
Hichigo: You're in love. >]
NO!! FUCK YOU HICHIGO!! IT AIN'T TRUE!! FUCK YOU AND FUCK FURRIES!!
Hichigo: Say what you want, you know it's true. What was his name? It began with a "K"...
FUCK. OFF. NOW.
Hichigo: Whatever you say... *smirks and walks away*
*is silent and turns to the audience* HE FUCKING LIES!!
New Manga
In case you guys missed it, I have a new manga up. Check it out... Please? I'll give you "The Ring" from Lord of the Rings! :D
Yeah... uh... there's this guy at school... He's... He's in my first period and... he stares at me a lot. He must think I'm wierd or something... And, uh... I think I like... No, wait, scratch that. I DO like him... a lot... His name is Kevin and-
Hichigo: KEVIN!! THAT WAS IT!! Haha, I knew it began with a "K" though. :3
OMGWTFMONKEY!! *falls back*
Ichigo: Wha's goin' on... *just woke up*
Haha!! Nothing!! Nothing at all, Ichigo!! Just go back to your dream where you, Hichigo, and Urahara were having a threesome!! Hahahahaha~!! *nervous*
HICHIGO!! I SWEAR TO GOD, THAT IF YOU DON'T GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, I WILL MAIM YOU!! AND IT WILL BE PERSONAL!!
Hichigo: Why don't you just tell him that you like him? You talked to him once.
Uh-!! But... that's... wait... how do you...?
Hichigo: :3
O__O Do you STALK me, or something?
Hichigo: Maybe. It depends.
O__O
Ichigo: Okay, what the HELL is going on here? I try to get some sleep, and I hear all this crap!! What is it?!
Hichigo: Y'see King... Sam's in love with this guy named Kevin and is in total denial. *points*
Ichigo: *looks over at Sam* In... love...?
*silence*
Ichigo: AHAHAHAHAHA!! REALLY?!! OMG, TOTAL WIN!!
WTF is so funny, Ichigo? *twitch*
Ichigo: Is he imaginary, or something?! Come on!! No way could he like you back!! I mean, what's there to like about YOU?!! You scream too loud, you're always jumpy, and furthermore, YOU LOOK LIKE A BOY!! I think that if you WERE to get together with him, you'd be renounced as a gay couple!! XDDD *rofls*
.........
Hichigo: Ichigo... *punches him over the head*
Ichigo: Gah-!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!
Hichigo: *points to Sam*
Ichigo: ...? *turns*
*sniff* Eh... EeEEeeeEhh...!! *tears and is about to cry*
Ichigo: Oh, shit!! She's really going to cry!! Hichigo, do something!!
Hichigo: Why should I do something? YOU'RE the one who said all that shit to her!!
Ichigo: Uuuh... *walks over to Sam* Hey, uh... you... okay...? ^^;
*death-glare*
Hichigo: O___O There is blood... on the walls... everywhere, to be exact... and Ichigo... is on the floor... twitching... and suffering massive head trauma...
Ichigo: *twitch* Geh... Ow...
Hichigo: Feel better, Sam? *turns to her*
MUCH better. ^__^
Hichigo: Hehe, that's great... ^^;
Ichigo: *twitch, twitch*
Fanfiction.Net Pairings
I got an email once, asking me on my opnion of TenTen for Naruto and who'd she be best for to pair up. I responded that she's mature more than the other girls (except Temari) and that she doesn't cling or talk about her crush to let the whole damn world know. I also said that she's too good for any of the guys to be paired up.
I mean, seriously, if she gets paired up with ANYONE I will cry- not only her, but everyone else!! If Kishimoto pairs up anybody in the series, it would kill everything!! Not good, at all. Same thing goes for Bleach- And this is coming from a NaruSaku, SasuNaru, HichiIchi, and IchiRuki fan!! D: Hints are fine, but actual relationships? I don't think so. :\
Discussion Time
None today, because I'm still thinking of Part Two for the Gay Bar scene!! Plus, I think you got your discussion up there. XD; LOL
And I'm sorry for such a long post... Hope I didn't kill your brain. ^^;
Picture of the Day
Clerk's 2 Blooper- They were supposed to ALMOST kiss, but apparantly, Jay's actor (from Jay and Silent Bob), ACTUALLY KISSED the other guy. XD
Time: 10:28 AM Song: Stare At The Sun Artist: Thrice Feeling: Drinking: Coffee
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I sit here clutching useless lists,
keys for doors that don't exist
I crack my teeth on pearls
I tear into the history
Show me what it means to me in this world
Yeah, in this world
'Cause I am due for a miracle
I'm waiting for a sign
I'll stare straight into the sun
And I won't close my eyes
Till I understand or go blind
I see the parts but not the whole
I study saints and scholars both
No perfect plan unfurls
Do I trust my heart or just my mind
Why is truth so hard to find in this world
Yeah in this world
'Cause I am due for a miracle
I'm waiting for a sign
I'll stare straight into the sun
And I won't close my eyes
Till I understand or go blind (till I understand or go blind)
I know that there's a point I've missed
A shrine or stone I haven't kissed
A scar that never graced my wrist
A mirror that hasn't met my fist
But I can't help feeling like I'm
Due for a miracle
I'm waiting for a sign (waiting for a sign)
I'll stare straight into the sun
And I won't close my eyes (and I won't close my eyes)
Due for a miracle
I'm waiting for a sign
I'll stare straight into the sun
And I won't close my eyes
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Hello...
Life
Well, I'd say that my LAST post was the GAYEST post I had ever made. XD; LOL Oh well, it was fun and I had fun writing it. ^___^ Not to mention, I've been listening to that song for, like, the last 48 hours nonstop. If you have NO idea what I'm talking about, then go back to my archives!! :3 If you have time or something.
Oh yeah, and I think you guys were thinking that I was joking that I took Ichigo to a Gay Bar. Well... I WAS SIRIUS.
Remus (Harry Potter): WHAT?!! SIRIUS, YOU'RE A GIRL?!!
Oops... uh. Sorry. Wrong "Serious". ^^; I meant... I WAS SERIOUS. We really do have a Gay Bar over here in Riverside. It's small, but I've never went inside. It looked like a tool shed the last time I saw it, but it got bigger now.
ANYWAY-
Nothing big went on today or yestreday. Except that I bought Jackass 2 on DVD. God, I love that movie. Saw that in theaters for my birthday and LAUGHED MY FUCKING ASS OFF. XD Haha, anywho, enjoy the rest of the post. :3
New... Manga? O.o
Well, I put up that Bleach doujinshi I promised. Here it is:
1 vote and 0 comments? What the HELL people? That's laziness!! DX I'd rather have comments than votes... ¬¬
Discussion Time- with Special Cameo Appearances!!
NB: *sleeping*
Ichigo: I'm. Going. To KILL HER *charges at her but Hichigo grabs him*
Hichigo: Stop it, you idiot!! What are you doing?!
Ichigo: That... GAY BAR. SHE. WILL. PAY.
Hichigo: Ooooh~ you mean yesterday's incident? ^^;
FLASHBACK :D
NB: Here it is!! The Gay Bar!!
Hichigo: Wooow...
Ichigo: Why is it aross the street from a KFC? (It really is, lol)
NB: I dunno. It's just here!! So let's go!!
Ichigo: *points to a sign* Up!! Lookit that! It says you have to be 18 or over to go in... Well, seeing as I'm 15, you're 14, and Hichi's... um... 3-! Looks like we can't go in- let's go!! *starts to walk away but NB grabs him by the collar* What the-
NB: Don't worry, Ichi! I know some people who know some people who know some- yeah. We'll get in!! Besides, we're pretty tall for our age. ^__^ *grabs him by the wrist and pulls him in*
Hichigo: I'm not 3... I don't even have an age... If we were a family, I think I'd be the mom, Sam would be the dad, and Ichigo would be the baby. *snicker* And then we'd all-
NB: HICHIGO!! C'MON!! WHAT ARE YOU RAMBLING TO YOURSELF ABOUT?! LET'S GO!!
Hichigo: WAH!! Oh, crap!! Uh- I'm coming!! *runs off to them and shuts the front door*
*inside the bar*
Hichigo: Hey, Ichigo. Are you... y'know... hard from excitement or anything...? *devious smirk*
Ichigo: *blushes hard* WHAT THE FUCK, HICHIGO?!!
NB: *starts to giggle insanely*
Hichigo: I'm kidding!! Or am I? Haha, anyway- whoa.
Ichigo: What? What's wrong?
Hichigo: Is that Rukia over there? *points*
Ichigo: WHAT?!! *spins around and sees Rukia* OMG, RUKIA?!!
Rukia: *sipping a drink* Hm? Oh, hey Ichigo. *calm*
Ichigo: What the hell are you doing here? Oh, God... don't tell me... that you're a Lez?!!
Rukia: A... what? What's that? And I'm just here because Byakuya-nii-san and Renji wanted to come here. Well, mostly Renji...
Ichigo: ..........what?
Picture of the Day
(Refresh your computer a few times if you can't see any pictures ^^;)
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR Time: 10:31 AM Song: Gay Bar Artist: Electric Six Feeling: Drinking: Coffee
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GIRL!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.
Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
(Pause)
I've got something to put in you,
I need ta buckle down!! YEAH!
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar
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Artist Fact
"Gay Bar" should be Bleach's theme song. XD LOL!
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Hello!! ^__^
Life
Wow, my life has been great!! Well, it's all thanks to ONE AMV off YouTube!! Scroll down!! Oh, man!! I feel like I'm flying on happiness and hilarity at the same time!! *heart eyes*
Mom: Samantha, take out this trash, NOW!!
.......
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KILL MY HAPPINESS!! YOU HAPPY-KILLER!! DX
Health and Discussion Popularity
Yeah, I took your advice, in fear of Jaguar's claim to come over here and force-feed me. O_O; So, I've been eating more, and I actually slept REALLY good last night without waking up with a headache. A MIRACLE!! MY GOD!! Well, thanks for caring guys. I feel lurved. >3<
In other news...
Wow, I was surprised to see how many people liked the discussion era. I didn't know it was so popular. O.O Well, I'm glad you're all glad it's back. I didn't even think anybody read it for that matter. ^^;
"Look! A Dog! How FUCKING Fascinating!!"
Yesterday I took my dog, Buster outside to do his buisness. So, I was standing outside waiting for him, and this mother and her three daughters were passing by. And they had to literally SLOW DOWN and STARE at what my dog was doing. They acted like they've never seen a dog before. I mean, seriously. What the fuck is so fascinating about a dog? If he was Clifford's size and destroying the town, yeah, but this mutt is puny!! So, it was the most awkward moment of the day for me right there. O_o
Gay Bar: Bleach :D
Get ready to LOL. This is the AMV that made me happy. :3 :D
Discussion Time
NB(Sam): *dances around the room singing* I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE GAY BAR!! TO THE GAY BAR!! GAY BAR!! GAY BAR!! XD
Ichigo: Dude... WTF is up with her? Yesterday, she was dead like a roadkill bunny, and now she's all bouncy and shit.
Hichigo: Well, apparantly, that AMV up there makes you and every other character in Bleach looks gay, so now she's happy and laughing her ass off at the same time. Especially you.
Ichigo: What?
Hichigo: It especially makes YOU look gay. Pfft- not that it's funny or- Pfft... Nothin'!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! XDDD
Ichigo: O_O?!!
NB: Dude!! Ichigo!! This should be your theme song!! XDDD
Hichigo: *starts rolling on the floor laughing*
Ichigo: -__- ...
NB: HEY!! THIS SHOULD BE MY THEME SONG!! Or better yet- ALL OF OURS!! :D
Hichigo: OMG!! LOL!! :D
NB: LULZOMGROFL!!
Ichigo: You're all on acid. *starts to walk away until Hichigo and NB grab him by the collar of his robe* Wha-
NB & Hichigo: LET'S GO TO A GAY BAR, ICHIGO!! ^___^
Ichigo: NOOOOOOOO-!! I'M NOT GAY!! LET GO!! *is getting dragged away*
NB: THE SONG SPEAKS THE TRUTH ICHIGO!! YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR!! XD *points to the sky*
Time: 10:12 AM Song: Asterisk Artist: Orange Range Feeling: Drinking: Coffee
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JAPANESE!
miageta yozora no hoshitachi no hikari
inishie no omoi negai ga jidai wo koe
iroaseru KOTO naku todoku
KIRARI hitomi ni utsuru dareka no sakebi
kaze ni omoi wo tsuki ni negai wo
chikara aru kagiri ikiteikunda kyou mo
bokura no omoi mo itsuka dareka no mune ni
hikari tsuzukeyou ano hoshi no you ni
hitotsu futatsu kane no ne wa hibiku kokoro no naka e to hiroku fukaku
monogatari no youna hoshi no shizuku sono naka ni hosoi senro wo kizuku
jikan to tomo ni jidai wa ugoku nagareru hoshi wa shizuka ni ugoku
me wo tojite mimi wo sumaseba GOOD BYE
oozora ippai no shirokuro shashin nabiku MAFURA- shiroi iki
sukoshi demo chikazuki takute ano takadai made kakeashi de
omotai bouenkyou toridasu to RENZU hamidashita SUTA-DASUTTO
jikan wo ubawareta jikan jidai wo koete kuru ROMAN
hanate hikari makezu ni shikkari ima
toki wo koe dareka ni todoku made
eikou no hikari wa kono mukou ni
KIMItachi to tsukutteiku SUTO-RI-
ubugoe ageta chiisana hikari ookina hikari jikuu wo koe deai
subete no kagayaki ga hitotsu to nari tsukuridasu monogatari
ten to ten wo musubu seiza no you ni
dareka ni totte bokura mo kirei na e egaketetara ii ne
miagete goran yo hora fuyu no DAIAMONDO
yuruyaka na amanogawa sugu yuuki torimodoseru kara
hanate hikari makezu ni shikkari ima
toki wo koe dareka ni todoku made
eikou no hikari wa kono mukou ni
KIMItachi to tsukutteiku SUTO-RI-
miageta yozora no hoshitachi no hikari
inishie no omoi negai ga jidai wo koe
iroaseru KOTO naku todoku
KIRARI hitomi ni utsuru dareka no sakebi
kaze ni omoi wo tsuki ni negai wo
chikara aru kagiri ikiteikunda kyou mo
bokura no omoi mo itsuka dareka no mune ni
hikari tsuzukeyou ano hoshi no you ni
kono sora wa hitotsu dokomade mo hiroku sou umi no mukou
ima umareru ibuki tatareru inochi hoshi wa terasu megami no gotoku
nagaku tsuzuku kurikaesu shunkashuntou no isshun demo ii sukoshi de ii
omoi wo kizamu tada hatenaku toki wo koe kagayaki dasu
monogatari wa kokoro no naka de tsuzuite iru
ano hi no kimi wa itsuka yogisha ni notte
miageta yozora no hoshitachi no hikari
inishie no omoi negai ga jidai wo koe
iroaseru KOTO naku todoku
KIRARI hitomi ni utsuru dareka no sakebi
kaze ni omoi wo tsuki ni negai wo
chikara aru kagiri ikiteikunda kyou mo
miageta yozora no hoshitachi no hikari
inishie no omoi negai ga jidai wo koe
iroaseru KOTO naku todoku
bokura no omoi mo itsuka dareka no mune ni
hikari tsuzukeyou ano hoshi no you ni
hikari tsuzukeyou ano hoshi no you ni
ano hoshi no you ni
ano hoshi no you ni
ENGLISH!
Rays of light from the stars in the night sky above
send a plea from across the ages
with colours that haven’t faded
It’s somebody’s cry, reflected in those sparkling eyes
A wish carried on the wind, a request from the moon
to live as fully as possible, day by day
So that our wishes, too, will be in someone’s heart someday,
let’s shine on like that star
1, 2, and so the bells echo, spreading far and wide in the depths of my heart
A legendary stardrop, inside it there’s so many narrow paths etched out
With time, the ages pass; a shooting star passes without a sound
Close your eyes and listen hard, maybe you’ll hear a “Goodbye”
A black and white photo of the entire sky, a rumbling muffler - white breath
Just wanna get a little closer, I’ll race to the high ground up there
Taking out my huge telescope, out of the lens came stardust
Time after time, an epic from across the ages
Now that the light is released,
surely it can’t fail, across time it’s got to reach someone
The light of glory is right across the way
It’s the story I’m about to weave with you all
With my birth cry, a small light and a great light met across space and time
Their shine became one, to begin a new story
Like a constellation that connects the dots,
why shouldn’t we create a lovely painting for someone?
Take a look above you; see, it’s a winter diamond
This slow-moving galaxy, soon enough, will give you your courage back
Rays of light from the stars in the night sky above
send a plea from across the ages
with colours that haven’t faded
It’s somebody’s cry, reflected in those sparkling eyes
A wish carried on the wind, a request from the moon
to live as fully as possible, day by day
So that our wishes, too, will be in someone’s heart someday,
let’s shine on like that star
This sky is the only one there is; it spreads over all. And beyond the sea,
right now, new life takes breath, and life is cut off, while stars shine on, like goddesses
continuing a long journey, or starting anew; in spring, summer, fall and winter
even a second is enough, just a moment is enough, to engrave my thoughts, to shine without end across the ages
The story goes on in the heart
the “you” of that day takes a night train
Rays of light from the stars in the night sky above
send a plea from across the ages
with colours that haven’t faded
It’s somebody’s cry, reflected in those sparkling eyes
A wish carried on the wind, a request from the moon
to live as fully as possible, day by day
Rays of light from the stars in the night sky above
send a plea from across the ages
with colours that haven’t faded
So that our wishes, too, will be in someone’s heart someday,
let’s shine on like that star
Let’s shine on like that star
Let’s shine on like that star
Let’s shine on like that star
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Hello...
Life
Well, I stayed up 'till midnight, not celebrating the new year, but in fact, drawing. XD; lol Yeah, I didn't feel in the up-beat mood. I was just listening to music and sitting quietly at my desk drawing my next short project for Bleach... -.-
Speaking of Bleach, I got pissed off on Saturday. Instead of expecting the second season and a brand new episode of Bleach, I was treated to a re-run marathon. *glares into air* Damn. It. All. Screw this, I'm just going to go to YouTube and watch all the episodes... And Naruto? Don't even get me started with that... *walks away*
Short Bleach Project
Since you're all SOOO INTERESTED on what my new project is, I'll tell you. :\ (Sarcasm is fun. XD)
It's a little doujinshi. Hichi x Ichi of course. (DUUUR) So, um... I think it's like... 4 or 6 pages... I stayed up all night working on two pages, and they're coming out quite nicely, in fact. O.O Don't worry. No sex scenes. XD It's just a bit o' shounen ai. :3
(You suddenly hear upset moans from the girls and the guys partying and celebrating)
Now, now everyone. It's no reason to kill yourself over... and no reason to jump off the roof in happiness, either... O_o;;
It's called "Gravity" and it should be done in... maybe two weeks...? I dunno. This is my last week of vacation, so I might get a great deal of it done. Hopefully.
Hichigo: It's always, "Hopefully" with you, isn't it?
NB: STFU!! D:
Hichigo: >]
Health, Sleep, and STFU STOOPID NAYBERS D:
Well, after going to bed, I was tired like a motherfucker. I expected to get some sleep, but APPARANTLY our neighbors across the fence decided to party ALL. FUCKING. NIGHT. I heard nothing but firworks, yelling, screaming, ambulance sirens, and OMG I JUST WANTED TO SHOOT MYSELF D:
Seriously. That was the lamest night of my life. Didn't even fall asleep until... 1 or 2 in the morning. Blah... I still feel lke crap, even IF I have my coffee... T^T I mean, I know it's a time to celebrate, but Jesus Christ people!! SOME people would like to sleep for once!!
Pff, I haven't even slept properly for a few nights already, and I haven't been eating as much. Like, maybe one meal a day and then an apple. Why, just in fact, the other day, I had two cups of coffee with two bowls of ramen, and then some cereal at night. THE QUICKEST WAY TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK :D *dies*
Discussion Time- OMG IT'S BACK
Ichigo: What's up with Sam? *pokes Sam's dead, lifeless body*
Hichigo: She hasn't been eating lately. Also, she hasn't been able to sleep for a while. Her health is in pretty bad shape right about now. *scratches neck*
Ichigo: Hmmmm... *glares* She hasn't eaten ANYTHING?
Hichigo: Well... A few nights ago she ate some ramen with coffee, and then some cereal. I'm surprised she didn't get a heart attack. And then yesterday, she ate an apple and 3 chicken tacos... That's it. Oh yeah, and she's been unable to sleep for about... 4 days.
Ichigo: Do you STALK the bitch or something?
Hichigo: No. I hide in her closet. :3
Ichigo: ... *sweatdrop* That's sick. Pedophile. *continues to poke Sam*
Hichigo: Hey! I'm not the one who- uh-
Ichigo: Shut up... Damn, for a Hollow, you're annoying as hell.
Sam: *twitch, twitch*
Ichigo: *jumps back* HOLY SHIT!! THAT THING MOVED!!
Hichigo: Uh... she's a person too, Ichigo.
Ichigo: I DON'T CARE!! IT FRICKIN' SCARED ME!! BESIDES- HOW COULD YOU TELL THAT A GIRL?!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A BOY!!
Hichigo: Uh...
Ichigo: Gah!! Forget it. "She" could be a tranny for all we know.
Hichigo: Yeah, but- wait a minute. Why do you think she's a transsexual?
Ichigo: BECAUSE!! I'M ICHIGO!! AND I'M RIGHT!!
Hichigo: .............
Ichigo: :3
Hichigo: You're a dick. *walks away* Oh, and for the record... *turns to him* She's BIsexual. Not TRANSsexual. *continues to walk away*
*long silence*
Ichigo: WHAAAAAAAAAT?!!
Sam: Zzzzz... *nosebubble from sleeping*
Picture of the Day
I don't CARE if it's impossible for a man to have a child!! IT'S CUTE AND YOU FUCKIN KNOW IT D:
*stares at her Margarita suspiciously and distaste*
..........what?
