Time: 10:30 AM Song: Shissou (Ending Theme to Ouran High School Host Club) Artist: Last Alliance Feeling: Drinking: Coffee
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JAPANESE!
5000 mairu hashitte Iki o kirashite
Adorenarin 100 rittoru 5tai subete furu kadou
Koko made kureba ii darou? Doko made ga OK?
Machi o irodoru kigi wa moyougae kurikaeshiteru
Kawarihateta shirosa Kawarenai yowasa
Ima koko ni iru jibun o shinjitai
Nigite hidarite furikazashite yami o kirisaite GO!
Itsuwari wa nai ze Kakugo kimeteru ze
Sutaato kitta sono shunkan kara sekai wa hirogaru sa
Mabataki o kurikaesu furuku iroaseta
Gaitou ni michibikare itsumo no kaerimichi o yuku
Sabireta machi ni natsukashii kaze ga fuki
Oikaze ni natte senaka osu n da
Namida kareru made sono akirame mune ni shimatte STOP!
Gooru wa nai ze Orikaeshi mo nai ze
Kaze o kitte kakenukeru kagirinai shissou
Let’s return those bitter days Akete minai ka?
Yume tojikometa pandora no hako o
Sente gote dochira to te koma susumerya banji OK!
Yasunde mo ii ze Ore wa shitteru ze
Koko made no purosesu sore ga kimi no akashi sa
Nigite hidarite furikazashite yami o kirisaite
GO!
ENGLISH!
Running 5000 miles and running out of breath
100 Liters of adrenaline; all five units are fully operational
It’s fine to stop here, right? To where is OK?
The trees that color the town are remodeling themselves again and again
The completely changed whiteness; the unchangeable weakness
I want to believe in the me here now
Hold out your right hand and left hand and slash apart the darkness, GO!
There’s no pretense; I’m prepared
From the moment when you crossed the start, the world expands
Guided by faded streetlights that blink again and again
I go along on the usual way home
In the rusted town, a nostalgic wind blows
Turns into tailwind, and pushes my back
Until your tears dry, put away your resignation in your chest, STOP!
There’s no goal; there’s no turning back
An endless, driving sprint that cuts through the wind
Let’s return those bitter days, won’t you try opening it?
The Pandora’s box that imprisoned your dream
Whether you go first or last, if you advance then everything’s OK!
It’s okay to rest; I know it
The progress up to here; that’s your proof
Hold out your right hand and left hand and slash apart the darkness,
GO!
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Hello...
Life Sucks- RANT WARNING!! OH NOES D:
My mom is making me read the BIBLE of all fucked up things. And if I don't read 3 CHAPTERS and memorize the TEN COMMANDMENTS I'm not allowed on the internet anymore. *chucks Bible at the wall* MOTHERFUCKER!!
I'm not reading it, just to let you know. In fact, I only read 2 pages to make her (mom) shut up. I found something interesting though (ZOMG). On the second page, it says:
"Therefore, whoever kills Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold."
That got me to thinking to Avenged Sevenfold (a band). Not only that, but to make it cooler, Avenged Sevenfold actually GOT their band name from that. That was pretty cool.
Also, God didn't create the Bible AT ALL. Mankind did, so there's really no proof of God, Satan, Heaven, Hell, Angels, Devils, blah, blah, BLAH. And when I told my mom this, she yelled at me, and THAT'S where this little conversation started...
Me: Why do I have to read this stupid thing? *holds bible up*
Mom: Because you're going to get your ass kicked if I ever catch you saying that again!!
Me: Whatever... *walks out and stops* What's it going to do for me later in life anyway? Huh?
Mom: A lot of things. Things you can't even imagine! *Sparkly Shoujo Effects surround her*
Me: Yeah right. Like what?
Mom: A lot of things, Samantha. Now get to bed. (When she says "a lot of things" that means "absolutely nothing".)
Me: Now you're starting to sound like those Jehova Witnesses.
Mom: YES. (OMG, SHE ADMITS IT)
Me: Tsk. *smirks* I hate those people.
I'm still not going to read it- but seriously. What's it going to do later in life? Turn an apartment into a mansion? A penny into a dollar? Come on. That's what SHE believes in. My mom has her beliefs, and I have mine. But she doesn't respect mine, but I respect hers. Now she's just pissing me off.
I hate religion, but I'm not athiest. I just hate it. That's it. All these fucking cunts telling you what you should believe in, go to church, read this and that- it's all BULLSHIT!! So, sorry if I offended you, but this is my honest opinion.
Yeah, life's been pretty crappy lately... Sorry for the rant. Didn't mean to fuck your day up too. *hangs head down*
Borders
Well, yesterday we went to Borders and OMG. They had Death Note Vol. 8, AND!! AND!!
A SHITLOAD OF YAOI MANGA.
:D
But when I checked the prices, I got depressed. Yaoi manga: $12.99; Death Note: $7.98
So I settled for Death Note. :3 And the chapters were so long, I SWEAR. And I also watched an episode of Death Note, and remembered how awesome it was. XD lol Volume 8 is really good though. Pretty boring because there was so much talking an thinking, but it was also kinda funny. ^__^
Ouran High School Host Club
Yeah, for the past 2 in a half weeks, I've been watching Ouran High School Host Club (thanks, ElvesAteMyRamen ^__^). And let me tell you- it is THEE cutest, funniest, and most, well, cute anime I've ever seen!! For 26 episodes, it was adorable. I finished all the episodes already, so I'm thinking that my next theme will OHSHC. ^___^
Time: 9:21 AM Song: God Called In Sick Today Artist: AFI Feeling: Drinking: Coffee
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Let's admire the pattern forming
Murderous filigree
I'm caught in the twisting of the vine
Go ascend with ivy, climbing
Ignore and leave for me the headstone crumbling behind
I can't help my laughter as she cries
My soul brings tears to angelic eyes
Let's amend the classic story, close it so beautifully,
I'll let animosity unwind
Steal away the darkened pages, hidden so shamefully
I'll still feel the violence of the lines
I can't stand my laughter as they cry
My soul brings tears to angelic eyes
And miles away my mother cries
Omnipotence, nurturing malevolence.
I can't stand my laughter as they cry
My soul brings tears to angelic eyes
And miles away my mother cries
Omnipotence, nurturing malevolence.
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Artist Fact
When Jade Puget first joined AFI, his first album with the band was Black Sails In The Sunset.
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Hello...
Life
Not much has been going on. Except I woke up this morning to hear loud bitching from the living room coming from no other than my grandmother. She even called me a "psycho bitch" for scolding my brother because he hit our new puppy (read yesterday's post). Fuck her, man. What the hell did she do- drink a whole fucking 12-pack of Budweiser beer this morning? Bitch.
Yeah, so today didn't start out so good. Which means, another bad day. *head-desk* FUCK.
New Fanart- Already? o.o
On a bright note, I made more fanart!! There's really nothing to warn about since it's NOT YAOI. D8 OH MY FUCKING GOD, NOT YAOI?!! BLASPHEMY!! Anyway, it's NaruSaku from Naruto. :3 Please look at it. *hugs and glomps*
YES!! I FINISHED IT LAST NIGHT!! THE WHOLE THING IS DONE!! *dies* I so happy. ^__^ It took me about 2 times to get the connection to the two pieces of paper just right on the computer. But I DID IT!! I feel like I've actually accomplished something. ^__^ Anywho, when I reach the 5,000 mark, I will submit it here!! Come on guys!! Keep those visits coming!! XD
Time: 11:09 AM Song: Cancer Artist: My Chemical Romance Feeling: Drinking: Coffee
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Turn away,
If you could get me a drink
Of water cause my lips are chapped and faded
Call my aunt Marie
Help her gather all my things
and bury me
in all my favorite colors,
my sisters and my brothers,
Still
I will not kiss you,
Cause the hardest part of this,
Is leaving you.
Now turn away,
Cause I'm awful just to see
Cause all my hair's abandoned all my body,
Oh, my agony,
Know that I will never marry,
Baby, I'm just soggy from the chemo
But counting down the days to go.
It just ain't living
And I just hope you know
That if you say (if you say)
Goodbye today (goodbye today)
I'd ask you to be true (cause I'd ask you to be true)
Cause the hardest part of this
Is leaving you...
Cause the hardest part of this
Is leaving you...
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Artist Fact
In the music video to My Chemical Romance's song "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)", It displays the line "If You've Ever Felt Used."
In The Used's song, "Take It Away", one line in the lyrics says "and I've lost all doubt in a chemical romance."
Both lyrics might be a hint of the two band's former relationship, more specifically, Bert (The Used) and Gerard's (My Chemical Romance).
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Hello...
The Worst Day Of My Life
Wednesday was the worst day of my life. I swear to God...
Well, let's begin from the morning...
When I was walking down the stairs, I slipped and fell on the last step. From the second I hit the ground, I knew it was going to be a bad day. You see, if something bad happens to me in the morning, I know that it's going to be an awful day. And this was the first sign. (No, I didn't cry. And I'm fine. Just scraped my knee. I laughed it all off. Gotta learn to laugh at yourself, you know?)
Things went smoothly at first until lunch. At lunch, one of my friends was crying her eyes out and I didn't want to make things worse, so I stood back. When I asked one of my friends, Matt, he told me that her ex-boyfriend was going to commit suicide and she felt that it was all her fault.
And then someone I didn't know, but hung out where I sit and eat, twisted his ankle really bad. Almost broke it.
After that, I had a shitload of homework, and found out that my other friend, Luz, got really sick, but she's feeling better now.
Sigh...
Yeah. I hate bad days. If I knew all that was going to happen, I would have never woken up in the first place.
ON TO SOME GOOD THINGS NOW!! ^__^
AFI GOODNESS :3
Hey guys. Well, yesterday was kind of good. :3 Amazing, huh? A good day for me... Anyway, we went to Barns and Noble yesterday, and they DIDN'T have Death Note Vol. 8. DX FUCKERS!! So I settled for a CD instead. I bought AFI's Black Sails In The Sunset CD, and- OH MY GOD. That album seriously rocks. Especially "God Called In Sick Today". My mom was looking at the lyrics sheet, and it showed the whole band in a picture with their names and what they do, and she was all, "Ooh, Davey Havok is so cute." XD I laughed. Seriously.
Soooo... Let's see how many albums I have from AFI!!
~Black Sails In The Sunset
~The Art Of Drowning
~Sing The Sorrow
~Decemberunderground
Yeeeesh... X]
5,000 Hits Picture Progress
Well, I haven't had time to do shit. Fucking school... I should be able to color most of it though since it's a 3-day weekend for me.
I'm at 4,743 hits right now... O___O SO. CLOSE.
New Puppy
We bought a new puppy for my grandmother. Some guy was selling him for fucking $280. My mom was so pissed about the price, but she bought him anyway. I think it's a Chihuahua mixed with a Doberman. I dunno yet... So, that's her Christmas present. O_O Mainly because of the price. It's cute, but we haven't decided a name yet. I wanted to call him Jade or Davey (AFI) because... yeah. Or JAVEY!! YEAH!! I'm gonna call him that from now on. X3
Discussion Time
Nah, no more discussion... Maybe when something interesting strikes me, then I'll go back to it. Until then, NO MORE DICUSSION. Yes, you may hug and sob the discussion as long as you want. :[
Time: 6:52 PM Song: Fallen Like The Sky (Decemberunderground B-side) Artist: AFI Feeling: Drinking: Tea
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Flee today with me and we can hide
Until they want you
Where the strange creatures play
In mystic caves of strength, disassociate
Seal my fate, seal my, seal your
Until they eat their own young
This is a lonely war tonight and I'm forsaken
Are you a lonely one, too?
This is a lonely war tonight, the soldier's waking
They were the lonely ones, too
This is a lonely war tonight and I'm forsaken
Are you a lonely one, too?
This is a lonely war tonight, the soldier's waking
They were the lonely ones, too
Leave your stain and love my wounds tonight
Leave like they all do
Where the strange creatures play
In this game so fake with a reprobate
Seal our fate, seal our, seal your
Till we eat our own young
This is a lonely war tonight and I'm forsaken
Are you a lonely one, too?
This is a lonely war tonight, the soldier's waking
They were the lonely ones, too
This is a lonely war tonight and I'm forsaken
Are you a lonely one, too?
This is a lonely war tonight, the soldier's waking
They were the lonely ones, too
This is a lonely war tonight and I'm forsaken
Are you a lonely one, too?
Are you a lonely one, too? The soldier's waking
Are you a lonely one, too?
This is a lonely war tonight and I'm forsaken
Are you a lonely one, too?
This is a lonely war tonight, the soldier's waking
They were the lonely ones, too
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Hello...
Life
Yesterday went surprisingly well. O_o I went to Micheal's and got a few art supplies which include: A sharpener, a new light peach prismacolored pencil, a new sketch pad for Art Class, and... DUN DUN DUN!! A COLOR BLENDER!! :D OH MY GOD, YAY!! It's so awesome- I love it!! *huggles teh color blender* :3
Please don't be afraid because it's slashy yaoi. ^_^; I would love comments!! Please? Pretty please? I'll be your friend!! Oh, wait, I'm already your friend...
FUCKING COMMENT AND VOTE!! PLEASE!! MAKE ME HAPPY!!
My first time with the color blender. :3
NO FLAMING. OR YOU WILL DIE. *death glare*
5,000 Hits Picture Progress
Yes!! I colored in 10 people!! Whew... That Color Blender sure is wonders. ^_^ I need about... 13 or 14 more people to finish, and when I reach the 5K mark, I shall upload it!! :D
And thanks guys for telling me that it's okay if you don't come out the way you want to. I feel loved, since I'm working hard on it already. *hugs everyone*
German Naruto Opening
To amuse you all today, I've decided to give you a taste of hilarity. :)
My friend Lucrecia on deviantart, who lives in Germany, said on her last update said that she would NEVER watch the German Naruto. "Why?" I asked myself. Well, she explained how horrible they dubbed it, the out-take of the SasuNaru kiss scene, and-
the theme song.
I give to you, the worst and most funniest opening in the world. Prepare yourself.
As Lucrecia said, "Have you ever seen a shit as big as this?"
I hope you laughed, because I almost died when I first heard this. I wanted to kill myself AND die of laughter. XD lmao
(Hey, listen- I have nothing against Germans, just to make that clear. ^_^ I just thought this was too funny and had to share it with you guys.)
Time: 10:39 Song: City Of Angels Artist: The Distillers Feeling: Drinking: Coffee
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Its going down tonight in this town
Cause they stare and growl
They all stare and growl
I take a squat everytime I cry
Cause it ain't my style, no it ain't my style
Going down to the gravel head to the barrel
Take this life and end this struggle
Los Angeles come scam me please
Emptiness never sleeps at Cliftons 6am
With your bag lady friend and your mind descending
Stripped of the right to be a human in control
Its warmer in hell so down we go
They say
This is the city
The city of angels
All I see is dead wings
It's a ghost town rabid underworld
Dionysian night vitriolic twilight
A mirage come up it never ends
Once you get born youre never the same
Left behind erased from time
Aint no decency in being boxed up alive
Look around aint no R.I.P signs here
We dont rest in peace
We just disappear
So here we are Los Angeles
No angels singing in your valley of unease
I watch the sun roll down the pacific
Over hookered sunset strip
They say
This is the city
The city of angels
All I see is dead wings
There's a black moon tonight
Shining down on the western neon lights
They say
This is the city
The city of angels
All I see is dead wings
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Artist Fact
When Brody Dalle (lead singer and guitarist for The Distillers) was in her late teens, she dated Tim Armstrong of Rancid when he was 13 years her senior. Initially, she lied about her age, and she moved in with him shortly after in Los Angeles, California.
However, in 2003, Dalle divorced Tim over the phone from Australia.
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Hello...
Life
Well, life's been boring. Yesterday sucked... Thursday sucked... Wednesday sucked... and, uh... for Halloween... it was actually pretty cool. :) I had the house ALL TO MYSELF because my mom and grandmother were out doing some stuff. So it was my job to hand out candy to little kids. Well, all we got was one trick-treater; an asian woman with her two children. They were so cute because they were just babies!! XD I gave them two each, she said thanks, and that's all she wrote. o_o So, no one else came. I just sat my ass at home, ate my hershey bars, and watched The Blair Witch Project 2: Book Of Shadows. God, that movie never gets old. :)
And then the rest of my week sucked. :]
5,000 Hits Picture Progress
OH MY GOOD GOD MY HAND HURTS DX
Well, I drew everyone in pencil. THANK GOD. Now I just have to ink it all in and color it. Damn, this is huge!! I used TWO pieces of paper and I'm going to put it together on the computer. But I have to draw in shadowtiger69 since I got her comment today. Just to warn you now, I'm sorry if you don't turn out as you look. I'm sorry! I did my best! My hand hurts! So, please don't take it as offense... So that's all I will be accepting!! Sorry if you're not in it. I have other drawings to work on too... Which are:
~Another Kyo/Yuki (BARELY shounen-ai)
~Mello/Near (Death Note)
~Kankurou/Kiba (Naruto, MY NEW OBSESSION!! 8D IT'S HARDER TO FIND THAN KYO/YUKI DX)
Besides, this picture is big enough. O_O But if you're not in it, don't worry. I still lub you. ^___^ *hugs friends who are not in it*
Anyway, it took me a whole week to draw everyone... I worked on it whenever I had time. In class, at lunch, before school, when I had nothing else to do, when I was eating... God, I'm a girl obsessed. o_o Now THAT, we can agree on. XD lol
I'm at 4,686 hits right now. Almost there... O_<
Dad
My dad called me yesterday from Santa Cruz, aka my hometown, aka the best place in the world. He just HAD to rub in my face that it's cold and raining over there, while it's BURNING LIKE HELL over here in... well, Hell. XD He told me not to worry, because I'll be going over there really soon. I don't want it to be really soon. I want it to be now.
I wanna go back home...
Funny Conversation
Me, my mom, and grandmother were at Target once just talking after shopping and shit, and all of a sudden, I thought of my hatred for Barbie. Here it goes:
Me: I hate Barbie. She has everything!! I mean, come on! A HUGE house, nice car, a boyfriend... Mom: I hate that bitch. *sips soda* Me: XDDDDDD *starts laughing her ass off*
OMG, that's the best moment of my life. I gotta put that one in the book!! XD
Discussion Time
NB: Let's see... uh... Where the fuck is the Sohma House? *wanders around*
NB walks around and finds a school.
NB: Nya? O.o Is this the school they go to? *walks in front of the school* Well, let's find out!
NB takes a deep breath and does something hilariously stupid.
NB: HEY!! YUKI AND KYO SOHMA!! GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!! I REPEAT- YUKI AND KYO SOHMA!! GET YOUR HOT BISHIE ASSES DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!
She yells in front of the whole school, and poeple start looking out of the windows to see what the hell was going on. Even Yuki and Kyo walk out.
NB: HEEEEYYYY~ GET DOWN HERE!! I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT!! *starts flailing arms*
Yuki: *raises and eyebrow* Huh? Who's she?
Kyo: I don't know, and I don't care... I'm not going down for ANY reason...
NB: I-uh... KNOW HOW TO LIFE THE SOHMA CURSE OFF YOU GUYS!! 8D
Kyo/Yuki: O____O *look at each other and run down to her* TELL US GIRL!! WHO SENT YOU?!
NB: Now, THAT is for me to know, and YOU not to find out.
Kyo: TELL US!! *starts shaking her* TELL US, GOD DAMMIT!!
NB: ^___^ You REALLY want to know...?
NB gets out of his clutches, runs up behind them, and out of nowhere, grabs a huge rock and hits them over the head, knocking both unconcious.
Yuki and Kyo fall to the ground, with expressions like this: @___@
NB: *picks them up* Well, I'm off!! ^__^ *runs away*
All the classmates watch from the window with sweatdrops and confused glances as the two hottest boys got knocked out from one psycho little girl.
Time: 9:02 PM Song: Cat And Mouse Artist: The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Feeling: Drinking: Starbucks
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Softly we tremble tonight,
picture perfect fading smiles are all that's left in sight,
I said I'd never leave you'll never change
I'm not satisfied with where I'm at in life.
Am I supposed to be happy?
With all I ever wanted, it comes with a price.
Am I supposed to be happy?
With all I ever wanted, it comes with a price.
You said, you said that you would die for me...
We made plans to grow old,
believe me there was truth in all those stories that I told.
Lost in a simple game cat and mouse are we the same people as before this came to light?
Am I supposed to be happy?
with all I ever wanted, it comes with a price.
Am I supposed to be happy?
with all I ever wanted, it comes with a price.
You said, you said that you would die for me...
You must live for me too'...
For me too...yeah, yeah...
You said that you would die for me...
Am I supposed to be happy?
with all I ever wanted, it comes with a price.
Am I supposed to be happy?
with all I ever wanted, it comes with a price
You said, you said that you would die for me...
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Hello...
New Theme
Well, I didn't go with ANY of the choices I said I would do. Instead, I went with Fruits Basket! Or, more specifically, Kyo x Yuki Sohma!! It took me a while to find pictures with these two together... I looked all over Photobucket and deviantART. Man, was it a pain! But I'm very happy how it came out. :] The music for my theme is "Cat and Mouse" by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. You'll have to click the video under my Entertainment section if you want to listen. It's a very pretty song and has the best title for my theme!! XD lol Anywho, I hope you all like this brand new, spankin' theme!!
Man, this pairing is addicting, but, OH SO HARD to find. DX *continues to look for Kyo x Yuki fanart and fanfiction*
New Fanart
Yes!! I uploaded my first Fruits Basket art!! Please go look at it. It has Shounen-ai in it. :3 It's Kyo and Yuki (of course). You don't have to go and look, but I would like for you all to at least read the description. Please? Come on, don't make NB sad... :[
ElvesAteMyRamen, don't kill me. O.O I'm sorry about Yuki being with Kyo... *puts a pot over her head and ducks for cover*
Since I'm almost to 5,000 hits, I promised a few posts back that I would do something very special for all of you guys (my friends) on Otaku. I will be drawing a picture of all of you guys with me in it, so here's what YOU need to give ME!
Race (White, African-American, etc.)
Gender/Sex
Hair Color
Eye Color
Age
What you want to be wearing (Please, nothing complicated X_X)
Anything else you feel is necessary.
If you give me all of these, then you will be apart of my picture! :3 If you would not like to be in it, that's fine with me. I understand. :)
So if you want to be in this, tell me all said things! You'll be glad you did. :]
Yesterday's Discussion
Okie, I am very sorry for spoiling the Naruto chapter for you guys where Gaara dies in yesterday's discussion. In reality, Gaara does die, but he comes back to life, so it's all okay. ^_^
Sorry for killing some of you guys with it. o.o;
Time Flies
Anybody but me notice how fast October went? It's already going to be Novemeber! My GOD, how quickly time goes right before your eyes!
Halloween
So, what's everyone gonna do for Halloween? Well, I don't have a costume, so I'm just going to scare little kids. Mwahahaha... X3
And since I will not update on Tuesday, I will just say this...
HAPPY HALLOWEEN OTAKU!!
Discussion Time
Last time, NB was brought back to life! What will happen now that she's back...? Let's find out kids!! :D
NB: Muh... *opens eyes and is staring at Nny, who, in return, is staring at her* WHA-
Johnny: Huh... So you ARE alive... *stands up*
NB: Wha- I'm... I'm alive...? *stares at her hands*
Johnny: Try running into a wall and see if you can go through it.
NB: Alright! I'm back!! *smiles* Well, I gotta get going Nny...
Johnny: Where the hell are you going to go? Do you even know your way around town?
NB: No. I just walk wherever the road takes me. No big deal. *stands and dusts herself off*
Johnny: Eh, whatever. *turns away* See ya, then.
NB: *grins* Right, see ya. *walks out the door and shuts it slowly, barely making a clicking sound*
Johnny: *stares at the closed door* Sigh... Killing time again, I suppose... *walks down into the basement*
Outside...
NB: *walking* Let's see... *takes out a list* Annoy Gaara and Neji... Check. Ask Nny his sexual preference... Uh... Check, I guess. What's next?
NB looks at the next subject and smirks like the Cheshire Cat.
NB: Hehehe... Go and find Kyo and Yuki Sohma and... *eyes widen* Oh, HELL YEAH. >]
Time: 10:09 AM Song: Bring It (Snakes On A Plane) Artist: Cobra Starship Feeling: Drinking: Coffee
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Times are strange
We've got a free upgrade
For snakes on a plane
Fuck 'em, I don't care
Pop the cheap champagne
We're going down in flames, hey
Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it!
Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it!
Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it!
Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it!
So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
Goodbye
It's time to fly
Tonight the sky's alive
With lizards serpentine
Lounging in their suits and ties
Watch the whore's parade
For the price of fame, hey
Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it!
Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it!
Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it!
Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it!
So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
Goodbye
Ladies and gentlemen,
These snakes is slitherin'
With dollar signs in they eyes
With tongues so reptilians
This industry's venomous
With cold-blooded sentiments
No need for nervousness
It's just a little turbulence
So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
Goodbye
Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it!
Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it!
Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it!
Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it!
We seem to be losing altitude at an alarming pace
From midtown to downtown
Snakes on a blog
I suggest you grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye.
xXxLyricsxXx
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Artist Fact
William Beckett of Cobra Starship played an evil vampire in Fall Out Boy's music video "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me".
And also, he's hot. :3 Now that's a fact.
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Hello...
Sites
Sorry I couldn't get to your sites guys... I was going to, but then my mom needed the computer, so that blew me off. Then I decided to go the next day, but I had about 3 big assignments for school needing to get done, so that didn't work out. And then- THE SAME THING HAPPENED THE NEXT DAY!! *faints* So I'm very, very sorry. More sorry than that time I killed that stupid Lucky Charms guy because he stole my cereal while I was EATING it. The bastard.
Anyway, very sorry, and I will DEFINATELY make it to your sites today. I'm not doing anything, so I'll have plenty of time. :]
Theme
Meh, I still haven't decided my theme. Still thinking... It's between:
Bleach
Abel Nightroad & Alucard (Trinity Blood x Hellsing Crossover)
Axel x Roxas from Kingdom Hearts II
Free Video Games
My mom's friend from work gave her some PS2 games for free, and she gave them to me. Wow, that's amazing. O_O Too bad my PS2 doesn't even work. -_-;
"Happy Late Birthday!"
I was SO loved yesterday... ;_;
Well, my birthday was last month (as we all know -_- ), and yesterday, my friends Luz and Timmy gave me a late birthday present. It was a new binder. OMG, I really needed one too!! My old one was all falling apart and stuff. There was duct tape on the sites and stuff... T_T
THEY WERE MY ONLY FRIENDS WHO ACTUALLY GAVE ME SOMETHING T______T
At least it's better late then never. ^^ *hugs Timmy and Luz*
Discussion Time
NB: I need to find a way out of here...
NB walks around and finds a crosswalk.
NB: It seems like Hell is just like Earth. Only with more people.
She then spots someone she seems to know.
NB: O_O OH MY GOD!! IT'S- IS THAT YOU?!! *runs up to a person walking*
Person: Huh?
NB: IT IS YOU!! GAARA!! HOMIGOD, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!
Gaara: Hey!! You're that insane chick Neji and I met once!! Yeah! I fucking remember you!! You thought he and I were a couple and began talking about yaoi, world domination, pocky, coffee, and-
NB: Yeah, yeah, yeah... all the same, right? Anyway, what the fuck are you doing in Hell?
Gaara: I should be asking you that same question.
NB: Well, if you MUST know- *crosses her arms* I got shot in the head, and about two times in my upper body by a homicidal maniac because I asked him if he was gay or not. What's your excuse?
Gaara: *SPOILER!!* Some guy I was fighting named Deidara and he killed me. He was from Akatsuki or whatever.
NB: I see. :\
Gaara: Sooo... This was sufficiantly awkward.
NB: Uh, yeah. Never thought I'd see you again. ^_^;
Black light starts emitting from the sky and Gaara and NB look up.
Ashlee Simpson: Hey, guys!! Well, good news and bad news for both of you!
Hilary Duff: I SAID I WAS THE LORD OF DARKNESS, DAMMIT!! *shoves Ashlee*
Ashlee: FUCK YOU BITCH!! Anyway, you guys are being sent back to earth!! Yippee!! You have to go now.
NB: Wait a second, Fake Whores Times Two!! We're BOTH being sent back? As in, Gaara and me?
Ashlee: Yeah!! Now you migt feel weird when you get back to life, but you'll be A-Okay!! *thumbs up*
Gaara: Fine with me...
NB: OKAY!! SEND US THE FUCK BACK!!
Hilary: WHEN YOU DIE AND GET INTO HELL NB, YOU'RE MINE!!
NB: Sorry, I don't want to fuck a wanna-be.
Hilary: WHAT?!!
NB: See ya! ^_^
NB and Gaara are vanish and they are there no more.
Hilary: Okay, where were we?
Ashlee: I SAID THAT I'M THE LORD OF DARKNESS!!
Hilary: NO, I AM!!
Ashlee: I AM!!
Everyone In Hell: *looking up at the sky* ... *sweatdrops*
miageta yozora no hoshitachi no hikari
inishie no omoi negai ga jidai wo koe
iroaseru KOTO naku todoku
KIRARI hitomi ni utsuru dareka no sakebi
kaze ni omoi wo tsuki ni negai wo
chikara aru kagiri ikiteikunda kyou mo
bokura no omoi mo itsuka dareka no mune ni
hikari tsuzukeyou ano hoshi no you ni
hitotsu futatsu kane no ne wa hibiku kokoro no naka e to hiroku fukaku
monogatari no youna hoshi no shizuku sono naka ni hosoi senro wo kizuku
jikan to tomo ni jidai wa ugoku nagareru hoshi wa shizuka ni ugoku
me wo tojite mimi wo sumaseba GOOD BYE
oozora ippai no shirokuro shashin nabiku MAFURA- shiroi iki
sukoshi demo chikazuki takute ano takadai made kakeashi de
omotai bouenkyou toridasu to RENZU hamidashita SUTA-DASUTTO
jikan wo ubawareta jikan jidai wo koete kuru ROMAN
hanate hikari makezu ni shikkari ima
toki wo koe dareka ni todoku made
eikou no hikari wa kono mukou ni
KIMItachi to tsukutteiku SUTO-RI-
ubugoe ageta chiisana hikari ookina hikari jikuu wo koe deai
subete no kagayaki ga hitotsu to nari tsukuridasu monogatari
ten to ten wo musubu seiza no you ni
dareka ni totte bokura mo kirei na e egaketetara ii ne
miagete goran yo hora fuyu no DAIAMONDO
yuruyaka na amanogawa sugu yuuki torimodoseru kara
hanate hikari makezu ni shikkari ima
toki wo koe dareka ni todoku made
eikou no hikari wa kono mukou ni
KIMItachi to tsukutteiku SUTO-RI-
miageta yozora no hoshitachi no hikari
inishie no omoi negai ga jidai wo koe
iroaseru KOTO naku todoku
KIRARI hitomi ni utsuru dareka no sakebi
kaze ni omoi wo tsuki ni negai wo
chikara aru kagiri ikiteikunda kyou mo
bokura no omoi mo itsuka dareka no mune ni
hikari tsuzukeyou ano hoshi no you ni
kono sora wa hitotsu dokomade mo hiroku sou umi no mukou
ima umareru ibuki tatareru inochi hoshi wa terasu megami no gotoku
nagaku tsuzuku kurikaesu shunkashuntou no isshun demo ii sukoshi de ii
omoi wo kizamu tada hatenaku toki wo koe kagayaki dasu
monogatari wa kokoro no naka de tsuzuite iru
ano hi no kimi wa itsuka yogisha ni notte
miageta yozora no hoshitachi no hikari
inishie no omoi negai ga jidai wo koe
iroaseru KOTO naku todoku
KIRARI hitomi ni utsuru dareka no sakebi
kaze ni omoi wo tsuki ni negai wo
chikara aru kagiri ikiteikunda kyou mo
miageta yozora no hoshitachi no hikari
inishie no omoi negai ga jidai wo koe
iroaseru KOTO naku todoku
bokura no omoi mo itsuka dareka no mune ni
hikari tsuzukeyou ano hoshi no you ni
hikari tsuzukeyou ano hoshi no you ni
ano hoshi no you ni
ano hoshi no you ni
ENGLISH!
Rays of light from the stars in the night sky above
send a plea from across the ages
with colours that haven�t faded
It�s somebody�s cry, reflected in those sparkling eyes
A wish carried on the wind, a request from the moon
to live as fully as possible, day by day
So that our wishes, too, will be in someone�s heart someday,
let�s shine on like that star
1, 2, and so the bells echo, spreading far and wide in the depths of my heart
A legendary stardrop, inside it there�s so many narrow paths etched out
With time, the ages pass; a shooting star passes without a sound
Close your eyes and listen hard, maybe you�ll hear a �Goodbye�
A black and white photo of the entire sky, a rumbling muffler - white breath
Just wanna get a little closer, I�ll race to the high ground up there
Taking out my huge telescope, out of the lens came stardust
Time after time, an epic from across the ages
Now that the light is released,
surely it can�t fail, across time it�s got to reach someone
The light of glory is right across the way
It�s the story I�m about to weave with you all
With my birth cry, a small light and a great light met across space and time
Their shine became one, to begin a new story
Like a constellation that connects the dots,
why shouldn�t we create a lovely painting for someone?
Take a look above you; see, it�s a winter diamond
This slow-moving galaxy, soon enough, will give you your courage back
Rays of light from the stars in the night sky above
send a plea from across the ages
with colours that haven�t faded
It�s somebody�s cry, reflected in those sparkling eyes
A wish carried on the wind, a request from the moon
to live as fully as possible, day by day
So that our wishes, too, will be in someone�s heart someday,
let�s shine on like that star
This sky is the only one there is; it spreads over all. And beyond the sea,
right now, new life takes breath, and life is cut off, while stars shine on, like goddesses
continuing a long journey, or starting anew; in spring, summer, fall and winter
even a second is enough, just a moment is enough, to engrave my thoughts, to shine without end across the ages
The story goes on in the heart
the �you� of that day takes a night train
Rays of light from the stars in the night sky above
send a plea from across the ages
with colours that haven�t faded
It�s somebody�s cry, reflected in those sparkling eyes
A wish carried on the wind, a request from the moon
to live as fully as possible, day by day
Rays of light from the stars in the night sky above
send a plea from across the ages
with colours that haven�t faded
So that our wishes, too, will be in someone�s heart someday,
let�s shine on like that star
Let�s shine on like that star
Let�s shine on like that star
Let�s shine on like that star
xXxLyricsxXx
Hello...
Life
Yeah, I'm updating on a Sunday night so that on Monday (or today, whenever you're reading this) I can actually post something. :3
I also might not get to your sites, but when I get home from school, I will definately visit you if you commented here. :]
Theme
I think I'll change my theme to Bleach... I don't know... or Axel and Roxas from KHII... I just want to get rid of this one. I've done JTHM too many times. :[
I'll think about it.
New Fanart
OH. MY. GOD.
IT'S NB'S FIRST BLEACH FANART!! AMAZING!!
Also, it's Yaoi. So don't flame, 'kay? Don't make me go psycho bitch on your ass. XD lol Anyway, here's the link. Please comment and vote!! ^_^
Well, my grades came in yesterday (Saturday). I was so shocked.
All I had were A's and B's.
No. C's, D's, or F's.
DEAR GOD, THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!! D:
My mom nearly had a heart attack, and I told her that since I got such good grades, that she'd take me to Hot Topic and buy me whatever I want. She has yet to reply to my request. T__T
Fuck, this wasn't even much of a post. You don't have to comment this. ^_^;
Discussion Time!
No discussion today, because I don't feel like it... :P
Time: 9:23 AM
Song: Welcome To The Black Parade
Artist: My Chemical Romance
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee
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When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band.
He said, "Son when you grow up,
would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"
He said "Will you defeat them,
your demons, and all the non believers, the plans that they have made?"
Because one day I'll leave you,
A phantom to lead you in the summer,
To join the black parade."
When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band.
He said, "Son when you grow up,
would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"
Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me.
And other times I feel like I should go.
When through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets.
And when you're gone we want you all to know.
We'll carry on,
We'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And in my heart I can't contain it
The anthem won't explain it.
A woman sends you reeling from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all.
So paint it black and take it back
Lets shout it loud and clear
Defiant to the end
We hear the call
To carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated
Your weary widow marches
On and on we carry through the fears
Ooh oh ohhhh
Disappointed faces of your peers
Ooh oh ohhhh
Take a look at me cause I could not care at all
Do or die
You'll never make me
Because the world, will never take my heart
You can try, you'll never break me
You want it all, you wanna play this part
I won't explain or say I'm sorry
I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scar
Give a cheer, for all the broken
Listen here, because it's who we are
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
I'm just a boy, who's meant to sing this song
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
I -- don't -- care
We'll carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
You'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated
Your weary widow marches on
We'll carry on
We'll carry on
We'll carry on
We'll carry
We'll carry on
(Do or die, you'll never make me
Because the world, will never take my heart
You can try, you'll never break me
You want it all, you wanna play this part)
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Artist Fact
Lead singer, Gerard Way, has trypanophobia and is deathly afraid of needles, which is why he has no tattoos or piercings.
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Hello...
Life
Well, happy to see me?
No? Fuckers... T_T
Anyway, how's it going? Life's been pretty boring and fucked up lately, so I'll just tell you that I hate all mankind right now... And some even mentioned in thier comments that not all mankind is what I describe it to be. Well, I know there are some like-able people out there (like you guys and my friend over here where I live) but just about one trillion percent of the world is filled with assholes. That's what I meant, so don't take it the wrong way. I still lub you all. :3
"AFI IS NOT PUNK!!"
Okay, the weirdest, most amusing, most annoying thing ever happened to me yesterday. I was wearing my AFI (BEST BAND EVER) bunny T-shirt at school and sitting, talking to my friends. Nothing big, right? Well, as I was staring at my binder with Yaoi-filled goodness, this guy walks past us, stops, stares at me with this "You stupid motherfucker!" look (remember, I've never even SEEN this guys in my life), and (giggles) he screams out to me,
"AFI IS NOT PUNK!! GAWD!! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT?!!"
and stormed off. Me and my friends were all, O_o... And then my African-American friend John (who is SO funny) yells out to him after he walked away and was a few feet away from us, "SUCK IT!!" (busts out laughing) XD I love my friends.
And just for the record, AFI IS punk. Seriously. They are. Listen to their first few albums, all the way up to The Art Of Drowning. They ARE Punk, they've just changed through the years. This guy must've been smoking or something.
His stupidity was still funny.
Cheerleader Incident
Another funny thing happened!! OMG, my life has just been exciting this week! XD Anyway, we had an assembly on... Wednesday I believe, and the cheerleaders were doing their little performance thing. Well, Luz and I just went ot see Jacob (the ONLY GUY CHEERLEADER who has enough balls to join the squad) perform, and he was MUCH better then the girls. So, when they did their little pyramid-thingy they fell back, and you know how the others at the bottom are suppossed to catch them? Well, one didn't. When they walked away, we saw a cheerleader on the floor, and then I realized she fell. I started laughing my ass off. Okay, I know you think I'm a bitch, but that was fucking funny.
But then it wasn't so funny, because she was taken to the hospital.
AFI Doujinshi
All right, I'm going to kill you all with the suspense in this, but here are the first pages of my AFI doujinshi!
Read it in your spare time!! Read it when you're bored!! Read it to homeless people who have no idea what you're talking about!!
Anyway, I hope you AFI-slash fans (or anybody for that matter) like this. Sorry it's all shitty. I know it's not perfect, and I KNOW I need photoshop. T__T
Discussion Time
THE HILARY DUFF WITH GUN SCENE IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. IT'S JUST FOR FUN!! DON'T SUE ME.
Last time we were with NB, she was in Heaven talking to God!! Or, Davey! Now, she is sent to Hell, trying to find out how to be resurrected.
Let's watch!!
NB: *falls onto the ground, black shadows erupting from the sides, forming the devil* Ow... That hurt... *rubs her backside*
Black Figure: Well, look who it is! Little-Miss-I-Hate-Mankind!
NB: *stands up and raises an eyebrow* Huh? And who the fuck are you? You sound like a chick...
Black Figure: It is I!! THE LORD OF DARKNESS!!
NB: Oh, yeah, I'm in Hell. *sarcastic* Well, where do I- OH MY FUCKING GOD!!
Hilary Duff: UGH!! I'M SICK OF PEOPLE SAYING THAT!! I HAVE TALENT!! I CAN SING!! I CAN ACT!! AARON CARTER LOVES ME!!
NB: Wait a minute- YOU'RE the DEVIL?!!
Hilary: Well, DUH. It WAS suppossed to be Ashlee Simpson's job, but she's too busy being a fake-singing whore.
NB: Gee, why am I not surprised about the BOTH of you... *shifts eyes* Well, if you really ARE the devil then, I MUST be in Hell.
Hilary: WhatEVER. So, I'm, like, here to tell you that you don't belong here. You're too scary and gross. Oh yeah, and you listen to REAL music. AFI is NOT real music!! I make GOOD music! Davey Havok can go suck on-
NB: *points a gun that comes out of nowhere to Hilary's head* SAY IT BITCH!! FUCKING SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT DAVE AND HIS AWESOME, BETTER-THAN-YOU BAND!! I FUCKING DARE YOU!!
Hilary: Ha!! I'm the DEVIL!! Hello!! You can't kill me.
NB: *pulls the trigger, but realizes it's a water gun* SON OF A BITCH!! *throws gun to the ground* DAMN YOU 4KIDS!! DAMN YOUUUU~!!
A lot of laughter is heard around them, obviously, the horrible 4Kids staff, and then it vanishes.
Hilary: *giggles annoyingly* Well, let me show you around, because you need to get used to living here for the next 10 to 15 minutes.
NB: *glares* Why should I follow you? I'll just go on my own. I'm pretty sure I'll find someone I KNOW down here...
Hilary: UGH!! FINE!! WHINY LITTLE POO-HEAD!! *storms away*
NB: She needs help. *walks away and looks around Hell*
PS
Again, this is NOT to be taken seriously. It's all fun!! So no sueing, so bitching. Oh, and Hilary, if you're reading this, I hate you. Plus, you're NOT punk. You're a poser bitch and don't deserve Joel. Plus, your music sucks. Get a life. That's I think you and Ashlee are the devil. :]
Time: 10:00 AM
Song: Whisper
Artist: Evanescense
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee
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Catch me as I fall
Say you're here and it's all over now
Speaking to the atmosphere
No one's here and I fall into myself
This truth drives me
Into madness
I know I can stop the pain
If I will it all away
If I will it all away
Don't turn away
(Don't give in to the pain)
Don't try to hide
(Though they're screaming your name)
Don't close your eyes
(God knows what lies behind them)
Don't turn out the light
(Never sleep never die)
I'm frightened by what I see
But somehow I know
That there's much more to come
Immobilized by my fear
And soon to be
Blinded by tears
I can stop the pain
If I will it all away
If I will it all away
Don't turn away
(Don't give in to the pain)
Don't try to hide
(Though they're screaming your name)
Don't close your eyes
(God knows what lies behind them)
Don't turn out the light
(Never sleep never die)
Fallen angels at my feet
Whispered voices at my ear
Death before my eyes
Lying next to me I fear
She beckons me
Shall I give in
Upon my end shall I begin
Forsaking all I've fallen for
I rise to meet my end
Don't turn away
(Don't give in to the pain)
Don't try to hide
(Though they're screaming your name)
Don't close your eyes
(God knows what lies behind them)
Don't turn out the light
(Never sleep never die)
Servatis a pereculum.
Servatis a maleficum.
xXxLyricsxXx
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Artist Fact
Before thier Fallen album was released, Evanescense was told that they wouldn't make it unless they had a rapper in the band.
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Hello...
Life
Well, life has been pretty boring. Nothing interesting has been going on, so here's how to explain JTHM in less than five seconds, for those of you who don't know him!
There. Now you know him. :]
School
Meh, school could be better. Seriously. It sucks, and I want it to be better. I haven't had a lot of homework, but I did have a test in science which I didn't study for. But the questions were easy, so I think I got at least a B on it. *confident* Also, I got a D+ in running yesterday. XD I finished after everybody went in the locker rooms, but whatever. It's better than an F.
Also, I've noticed that everyone in high school is just the same as middle school. Nothing but stereotypes, hypocrites, and assholes.
Hell, I just defined mankind right now. o_o
Ghost Kitsune?
Since my post is not amusing you until the discussion era, here's a short story. It's about me and my friend Isaac when we were about 8 years old and we had our first ghost encounter.
So, it was about 8 o'clock at night when I was at my neighbor's house playing with my friend, Isaac. We were in elemeentary and went to the same school, so he was really my first friend when I first moved here. Anyway, we decided to go into his backyard because he had a lot of toys back there. Only problem was, was that it was PITCH BLACK, and I was afraid of the dark, and I still am to this day. (Shh! Don't tell anyone!) But we put aside our fears, acting like we were brave and crap, and so Isaace opened the gate to the yard.
The second he opened the gate, what appeared to look like a snow white fox with an aura around it, with crystal blue eyes, and a long cat-like tail, JUMPED out of NOWHERE, stopped, glared at us, and vanished as it jumped over the fence.
We screamed and were scared shitless, so we ran like hell out of there. We told our parents what we saw, but they didn't believe us (of course) and thought we were just really tired, so I went home to go to bed.
We never saw that cat/fox creature after that, but I never went into his yard again either.
Lies, truth, call it what you want. But I KNOW what I saw. I'm not crazy! I'M NOT CRAZY!!
WARNING BEFORE YOU READ THE DISCUSSION
I'm going to warn you now so you guys don't hate me. In my discussion era (below), I'm going to be poking fun at Heaven and Hell, God, angels, devils, Satan, etc. So if you are easily offended and are SUPER religious, please don't read. And if you read and are offended by it, my apologies, but I DID give you a warning.
Plus, I'm Catholic. But, I also don't think that there is a Heaven or Hell, God or Devil. I've never seen a miracle happen to anyone. No, I'm not athiest or anything, but there's no proof of it, and I think that the only real Hell is us and Heaven is death (escaping from Hell). Also, I hate church. The last time I went, it was boring as fuck, and I wanted to shoot myself. So, there you go.
Respect my beliefs and opinions, and I'll respect yours.
Remember! It's all harmless fun! :]
Discussion Time
NOTE: I'm also going to be using Jhonen's version of Heaven and Hell's appearences.
NB: *is walking down a road* So... this is Heaven? *walks up the road more and sees a sign*
Sign: This Is Heaven- You can stop praying now.
NB: *snickers at the sign* Hey! Hey you!
St. Peters: Hm? *looks up from the book he was reading* Who the hell are you?
NB: Uh, I'm Sam. I got shot about three times down there by Johnny C., who, which I'm sure you remember, and so he told me to come here.
St. Peters: Oh, yes... Johnny. *glares* He kept me puking for a few hours the first time he came here...
NB: So what do I do?
St. Peters: Give me your full name.
NB: Sam for short.
St. Peters: *searches through the paper* Hm, according to this, you're not on registry. So, obviously, you don't belong here. Also, you're not suppossed to believe me since you hate religion.
NB: Good point. My mom told me about you... So, why is Heaven all crappy and dirty? It's not as white and fluffy and glowing with niceness like my mom told me when I was little.
St. Peters: Like I said to Johnny, this is HEAVEN, little girl. We have better things to occupy ourselves with than appearences.
NB: Hm, if only the living could see that.
St. Peters: Well, for the meantime, you can look around while I see what you've been up to.
NB: Uh... okie.
St. Peters: *looks at the file under NB* You've been... uh... oh, God...
NB: ...?
St. Peters: Y-Yaoi porn?!! Bisexual?!! What the- OH JESUS CHRIST!! *starts to throw up*
NB: Uh... I'm gonna go jump on the clouds over there, now...
You can still hear St. Peters throwing up in the background as NB walks away.
NB: Well, at least Nny and I have one thing in common... We both made St. Peters throw up... X3 *snickers*
NB is walking when suddenly, the bightest light she ever saw came down from above.
Voice: *comes down from the heavens* SAM!!
NB: GASP!! It's- It's GOD!! Wait a minute...
God has long pretty black hair, wears black, has make-up on, and has black wings from his back and a lip piercing.
NB: DAVEY?!! DAVEY HAVOK?!! THE DAVEY HAVOK OF AFI?!!
Davey: It appears you know me. *smart-ass grin* Fantastic!
NB: Wait! Aren't you suppossed to be screwing Jade and playing concerts and stuff?
Davey: Yeah, but we're on a break, hun. This is what I am in my spare time! *more shoujo-effects*
NB: Wow... Not only are you beautiful and talented, but you're also GOD!! I KNEW IT!!
Davey: Well, I must tell you that you don't belong here.
NB: Well, I know that. I've known it for quite a while now.
Davey: Splendid! Well, before I send you to Hell, do you have anything to ask me?
NB: Yeah! Yes I do! Since you're God, why don't you help anybody on Earth?
Davey: Didn't you know? I hate mankind! So I make them suffer their own mistakes. *crosses arms and smirks*
NB: I think I'd do the same thing... Um, another one! Are you in love with Jade?
Davey: Gee, I dunno, what do you think? *grins*
NB: I KNEW IT!! OH YEAH!!
Davey: Well, I'm afraid your time is up here, my dear. So I must bid you farewell! *gets out a white cloth and waves it while smiling*
NB: BYE DAVEY!! I LOVE YOUR MUSIC!! TELL THE REST OF THE BAND I SAID HI!!
Davey: Will do! ^__^
NB is sucked into a black light, and she vanishes from Heaven, and into the pits of Hell.
![Cute :]](http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j182/ChildhoodFriend/Death%20Note/DeathNoteHalloween.jpg)
