Saturday, February 17, 2007

Time: 10:59 AM
Song: Barbie Girl
Artist: Aqua
Feeling:
Drinking: Vanilla Coffee

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Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

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Life

Life could be better. :\

And YES, I like this song. *points up* SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S ADDICTING :D

New Art

DAMN, I LOVE THIS PICTURE 8D

You're being misleaded by the title. IT'S A TRAP D:

Take Me, Ichigo... HORNY BOYS

HAY GUYS GUESS WHAT

Just a heads up- I won't be updating on Monday, even though I have that day off. It's because my dad is coming by to pick me up and take me places so we can spend time and hang out together.

But I MIGHT update on Tuesday. MAYBE. There's no promise there, but it's a maybe-if kind of statement.

Dude... WTF?

There is... a HENTAI SERIES OF BLEACH AND NARUTO. YES, IT'S REAL. YES, IT'S ANIMATED. YES, IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE REAL ANIME.

I was shocked, but yet I laughed my ass off at the Bleach one. Go catch the series of both said anime at HentaiKey, and watch the episodes from there. At least I THINK they're episodes... They have subtitles and everything... O__O

I'm not going to post any picture here in fear of my account getting deleted for proof, but I'll just post ONE. It's Bleach, but it just has Ichigo in it. I cut the whole thing out except for his face. Here is an example ---> Ichigo from HentaiKey
Notice the collar and robe, his naked body-ness, the foot on his head (that was Rukia but I had to... yeah.), and his expression. 8D;;

I have no problem against this, I was just a bit shocked and got a good laugh out of everything and thought I should let you guys know. XD;

If I see even ONE more picture of it on Photobucket, I am going to FAINT, DIE OF SHOCK, AND I WOULD WATCH IT.

.......

You didn't hear the last part.

<.<;;

>.>;;

OH SHI-- THEY FOUND OUT!! FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *runs to the hills*

Discussion Time

Alright, that last part of the discussion was the LAST PART OF THE GAY BAR SCENE. In case you forgot, Hichigo was telling Ichigo what happened there, and holding him back from trying to kill NB. BUT ANYWAY, HERE WE GO AGAIN

Back at NB's place (where we first began this little story)...

NB: *yawns and gets up from her bed* Bleh... need... coffee...

NB gets up and walk through the house. Going in the kitchen, she finds coffeee already made. She start to pour herself a cup.

NB: *sips coffee* It seems... disturbingly QUIET today... *walks back into her room* What time is it...? *stares at clock* OMG, IT'S 8 O'CLOCK!! AND IT'S MONDAY!! I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL!! SHIIIIIIT!! *puts on clothes and runs out like hell*

Ichigo: Mmmph... *sits up in bed* What the hell...? *looks at the clock and smirks* Little Miss Honor-Roll Student late for first period? Haha, I LAUGH. *gets out of bed and turns the computer on* Hey, coffee!! 8D *grabs NB's cup and starts to drink it*

Hichigo: *sits up in the bed* (the three of us are sharing one bed LOL) What's up? Heyyy... where'd Sam go?

Ichigo: She's late for school and ran out like Jehova Witnesses were chasing her. Wanna see what she has saved on her computer? >]

Hichigo: O__O Uh, Ichigo? I don't think that would be a good idea. *mumbles* At least, not a good idea for YOU...

Ichigo: Ah, who cares!! She doesn't know!! XD *opens Paint and goes to her Yaoi Folder* Jeez, can she save anymore pictures? It's taking up all of her fucking memory on her computer...

Hichigo: *leans over* Hey, Ichigo!! I'd get out of there!! Don't you, don't you wanna go to, uh... THE INTERNETS?

Ichigo: Nah, this seems much more interesting. ^__^ *click on a picture*

Hichigo: Oh, God, NOT THAT ONE.

Ichigo: Huh?

Computer: You've Got Porn! (parody of "You Got Mail" LOL)

The computer displays a picture of Ichigo being on the bottom with Rukia on the top, holding him by a collar, both very... ahem... naked. It looked EXACTLY like the anime. XD

Ichigo: ... 8U

Hichigo: *shakes his head and covers his eyes with his hand in frustration*

Ichigo: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK?!!??!!!!

Hichigo: *stares at the picture and laughs at Ichigo's expression being dominated by a woman* Hehehe... You look kinda cute there. If only it was me instead of that female shinigami. XD

Ichigo: ARE THE FUCKING ANIMATORS DOING SHIT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT?!! IT EVEN HAS SUBTITLES!! SUBTITLES!!

Hichigo: *starts to read the subtitles* "Augh!! Rukia, what are you doing?!" "Just shut up, and..." uh... the last two words are blocked out by the logo for HentaiKey. Sorry.

Ichigo: *shakes the computer violently* I'M GOING TO GO ON A KILLING RAMPAGE WHEN SAM GETS HOME. NO FUCKING LIE!!

Hichigo: *starts to laugh his ass off and clicks the little X at the corner of Paint*

Later that night...

NB: Guys!! I'm home!! Finally... You would NOT believe the day I had!! First, I was late, right? And then- OOF!! *bumps into someone and falls to the floor*

Ichigo: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAM...... *holding Zangetsu with an evil, sadistic, maniacal smirk*

NB: O.O Uh... Ichigo? You okay there? *stands up*

Ichigo: I WILL BE YOUR ULTIMATE DEMISE YOU LITTLE SHIT!! *swings at NB but misses and destroys half of the floor*

NB: AAAAUGH!! *runs away*

Ichigo: GET BACK HERE!! *starts swinging at her* YOU. WILL. DIIIIIE!!

NB: NO!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK FUCK!! AAAAAUGH!!

Hichigo: O___O;; *sighs* See kids? Never save Hentai or Yaoi on your computer. You never know who will find it. ^^; In Sam's case... *shrugs and walks away*

Picture of the Day



*Turns into a crow and flies away*

†NarutoBlackmail†

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