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Wednesday, August 3, 2005
Happy but don't know why...
I'm happy but I don't know why... Probably because it's 9 o'clock at night and I'm high on chocolate milk. Maaahhh... I haven't been updating becauase I've been busy writing fanfiction. I'm going to give you a nice teaser on this fanfic that 2 very special (and very crazy) girls wrote. They could be found on fanfiction.net. TEASER!!!! The lights were out and a movie was on.
"Why the hell are we watching The Nightmare before Christmas?" Gaara would have complained... but that just wasn't his style. "Turn it off or I'll kill you." He growled, poking Neji... continuously. Neji's eyes twitched slightly.
"Godammit Gaara, stop it with the death threats before I kill you first. And were watching this because that stupid Kidnap the Santy Clause song has been haunting me since yesterday." Neji growled in reply. Gaara grinned.
"Kiiidnap the Santy clause............ fook." Gaara sighed, realizing he didn't know any of the words, and rolled over on the bed, incidentally rolling over onto Neji, where he found the most comfortable position. Neji's hair smelled good too, Gaara noted, inhaling it's scent. Neji squirmed.
"...Get off of me."
"... no..."
"It's your destiny to get the fuck off of me."
".... No!" Gaara moaned, evilly flopping his arm over Neji's stomach and giving the brunette a half-assed hug. He buried his face into Neji's shoulder. Neji blushed slightly.
"Let go..."
"... noooo..."
"......." Neji grabbed a tuft of Gaara's hair and pulled. Gaara flew backwards and Neji released the handful of hair, allowing the injured teen to nurse his wounded red locks.
"You have really sensitive hair..." Neji commented, glancing sideways at Gaara, who glared in return. "Do not." He shot back defensively. Instead of starting an argument, Neji reached over and yanked Gaara's head forward by his hair.
Gaara screeched and flailed uselessly, hands hovering over his captive hair."Owfuck Owfuck owFUCK THAT HURTS YOU ASSPIPE!" Gaara roared, snatching Neji's arm and biting into it. Neji's eyes widened and he pulled back on Gaara's hair even more, making the redhead violently sink his teeth into Neji's skin.
Gaara painfully released Neji's arm as the brunette forced his head back. Neji released him and returned to watching his movie. Gaara growled, and moved to leap on him again when Neji snatched a handful of red hair, once again.
Gaara regretfully retreated, sulking and watching the movie. After a few minutes of allowing Neji's defenses to fall, Gaara began sneakily began edging toward the brunette, scooting his bum slightly, his legs following.
The sound of a door bein kicked closed and the crumpling of paer bags tore Gaara's attention from his target and he looked up.
"Gaara! I just bought you a gallon of chocolate milk... I'm putting it into the refrigerator, alright?" Neji's aunt called from the kitchen. Immediatly, Gaara's face lit up at the thought of chocolate and he attempted to leap up, but the waterbed was evil, and made him lose his balance and fall on Neji, his right hand accidently landing onto Neji's.. nether regions.
The brunette's eyes widened, and so did Gaara's. "I.. uh... Shit" Gaara said, turning over and scrambling off the bed. He nearly ran out of the room, but since he's Gaara.. and Gaara doesn't run, he hurriedly walked out of the room.
Neji sat there, looking embarrased and somewhat angry. He settled for watching the movie, until Gara nervously peeked in, chocolate milk jug in hand.
Neji's eyes caught this movement and he glared weakly at Gaara. "I feel violated." Said Neji. Gaara blushed slightly and egded out of the room, deciding that he hadn't talked to Hinata lately, and now was as good a time as any, to visit the purple haired girl.
There's your goddamned teaser! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go drink more chocolate milk. Ja ne!
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