Saturday, July 22, 2006

Time: 10:14 AM
Song: Noise and Kisses
Artist: The Used
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

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Look in my eyes
I'm jaded now whatever that means
By sharing these things
I rip my heart out
It's worth my time
Whatever that means...so

Hard to see up
My neck feels stiff until I wake up
The orange I choked
And back to my neck
It's worth my time
Whatever that means....so

Share with me
Cause I need it right now
Let me see your insides
Or write me off
Cause I'd rather starve now
If you won't open up

Give it to me
Give me all... whatever you want
It's never been me
To want this much from you
I can see
Yeah

Share with me
Cause I need it right now
Let me see your insides
Or write me off
Cause I'd rather starve now
If you won't open up
You won't open up

It tears me up
It tears me up
It tears me up
It tears me up

Look in my eyes
I'm jaded now whatever that means
By sharing these things
I rip my heart out
It's worth my time
Whatever that means... so...

Share with me
Cause I need it right now
Let me see your insides
Or write me off
Cause I'd rather starve now
If you won't open up
Won't open up

(Share with me) Yeah, it tears me up
(Cause I need it right now, let me see your insides) Tears me up
(Or write me off) And it tears me up (Cause I'd rather starve now)
(If you won't open up, you won't open up) Tears me up

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Hi. ^_^

Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"

Hello, and welcome to Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"! It's a show where we take the most wierdest CRACK pairings and see what you, our readers think about them! I'm your hostess, NB. Today's wierd-ass pairing is from Death Note.
Ryuuk x Raito
O_O
...
Ew.
*hurls*
Don't get me wrong! I love Ryuuk and all, but I can never see him in a pairing. Maybe with another Shinigami like Rem, but... never a human... No... That's just weird... XP

And that's our show for today! Place your vote in the comments box on what you think this pairing makes you think:

A) WTF?
B) Eh.
C) I LOVE THAT PAIRING!!11

Saturday

For some of you, it's Anime Night. It used to be for me, but not anymore... No... -_- Why? Because half of the shows they show are re-runs and suck really bad. I'll watch Naruto, but that'll only be if it's an episode or chapter I haven't seen or read. So, it's just Saturday today. Just another day. :\

Random

I don't know why, but I've been craving Subway sandwiches lately... Damn, they make good sandwiches... X3

This Is The Stupidest Post EVER

Okay, you can all tell that I have nothing to talk about, and I'm just filling up white space for random things, huh?

Everyone: *nods*

Mmmmyep... I can see that... Well how about a MADE UP STORY FROM THE PAST to entertain you all? ^^

Everyone: Sure... I guess... Whatever... AMUSE US YOU BITCH!!

*glares and throws a shoe at the person who said the last line*

Okay!! A MADE UP STORY FROM THE PAST!! (As in, some of the events are true, and most of it's all b/s.)

I was sitting in class one day... Bored as hell. WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN!! The side building exploded, and we all ran outside!! I looked up to see a Shinigami using it's Death Note, killing everybody!! And then I called it over, and gave it an apple. He thanked me and said he would be my pet and I could have the Death Note in return for a bunch of apples! And then I went to go kill everyone I hate!! Even that Frank Sinatra guy, or however you spell his name... And then-!!

Raito: SHUT UP!! JUST SHUT UP, NB!! LIKE ANYONE'S GONNA BELIEVE YOU!!

NB: It's a MADE UP story dammit!! I can say whatever I want!!

Raito: *ignores her* Oh yeah, and not ALL Shinigami love apples!!

NB: Ryuuk loves apples.

Raito: Yeah, Ryuuk, and ONLY Ryuuk!

NB: YOU KILLED MY STORY YOU FUCKER!! NOW THEY'RE ALL LEAVING!! NO!! DON'T LEAVE!! I'LL GIVE YOU ALL FREE HATS AND MACHINE GUNS TO DESTROY THAT SQUIRREL WHO-

*Raito slams the door shut, locking it as NB kept bribing people to do things and stay*

Raito: Whew... *wipes sweat from his forehead* Whatta psycho bitch... *shakes head and walks away*

Discussion Time!

NB: Snoooore... Droolage... *is sleeping on the desk, the TVs all still turned on from last night*

Raito: *comes in* NB? *looks around the room and sees her* *whipers* NB! Wake up! *shakes her*

NB: Ngggh... I don't wanna go to school today, mommy...

Raito: It's still July, ya dumbass. And I'm not your mommy. -_-''

NB: *lifts head up and looks up* Oh... Hey there, Raito. ^_^

Raito: I made some coffee. *looks at the TVs* What the hell...?

NB: *stretches arms and back and yawns* Waaah!! What a rough night... I swear... You guys sure know how to fuck all night... *smacks lips in gets up, still trying to wake up*

Raito: You... YOU WERE SPYING ON US?!! LAST NIGHT?!! WHEN WE WERE-?!!

NB: Oops. O___O Uh... Umm... Feminine Curiousity...? ^^'' Ehehehehehe...

Raito: You. Little. Perv.

NB: Gulp... NB doomed... *screams and runs all over the house*

Raito: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PUNK!! *chases her with a baseball bat*

NB: L!! L!! HELP MEEEE!! AAAAHHHH!!

Raito: *tackles her to the floor, straddles her, and starts tying her wrists together* FEMINIE CURIOUSITY MY ASS!! I'M LOCKING YOU OUT!!

L: *walks in with a cup of coffee in hand and looks down at them both tiredly* Raito-kun... NB-san... What are you doing?

NB: L!! THANK GOD!! RAITO'S MOLESTING ME!!

Raito: WHAT?!! *gets off and realizes he didn't finish tying her* THAT'S JUST SICK!!

NB: HAHAAAA!! *grabs out a videotape* I HAVE PROOF THAT YOU TWO CUDDLED!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! VICTORY IS MIIIINE!! XD *runs off*

Raito: D8< YOU LITTLE BITCH!! GIVE ME THAT TAPE!!

NB: *laughing maniacally and locks herself in her room and then the laughter stops*

*silence*

NB: OH GOD!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!! IT'S ON MY BED!! MY SHEETS!! EVEN THE PILLOWS!! OH DEAR GOD!!

Raito: *blushes furiously and then smirks* Hehe... I guess I "forgot" to tell her about that... >X3 Kukukuku...

L: I live with a 13 year-old girl who has the sickest mind and is crazy, while my boyfriend is just as crazy and has a just as sick mind...

PS!!

No post tomorrow!! See you all Monday!! *waves*

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Farewell...

~NarutoBlackmail

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