Monday, July 24, 2006

Time: 11:02 AM
Song: The Pros and Cons of Breathing
Artist: Fall Out Boy
Feeling:
Drinking: Coffee

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Bury me standing under your window with the cinder block in hand
Yeah cause no one will ever feel like this again
And if I could move I'm sure it would only be to crawl back to you

I must have dragged my guts a block... they were gone by the time we (talked)...

Whoa, want to hate you half as much as I hate myself
You know that I could crush you with my voice
Whoa, want to hate you half as much as I hate myself
You know that I could crush you with my voice

Stood on my roof and tried to see you forgetting about me
Hide the details I don't want to know a thing

I hate the way you say my name like it's something secret
My pen is the barrel of the gun
Remind me which side you should be on

Whoa want to hate you half as much as I hate myself
You know that I could crush you with my voice
Whoa, want to hate you half as much as I hate myself
You know that I could crush you with my voice

Stood on my roof and tried to see you forgetting about me
Hide the details I don't want to know a thing

I wish that I was as invisible as you make me feel!

Whoa want to hate you half as much as I hate myself
(1,2,3,4!)
Whoa want to hate you half as much as I hate myself
You know that I could crush you with my voice

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I ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO POST ABOUT!! 8D

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Hi. ^_^

Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"

Hello, and welcome to Pairings That Make You Go, "WTF?"! It's a show where we take the most wierdest CRACK pairings and see what you, our readers think about them! I'm your hostess, NB. Today's wierd-ass pairing is from Naruto.
Sasuke x Itachi
Where here, we're talking about SASUKE being the SEME!! D8 OMG!! I heard from a person once that she read a fanfiction about the pairing. AND I QUOTE!!

"...and it was praticaly like: Normaly Sasuke fucks Naruto, and when he goes to the basement, where he has Itachi chained up, he fucks Itachi...
really weird..."

That is some pairing... O_o

And that's our show for today! Place your vote in the comments box on what you think this pairing makes you think:

A) WTF?
B) Eh.
C) I LOVE THAT PAIRING!!11

Fanart

Yep, more fanart! I hope some of you get a chance to see it!! X3

"I Didn't Do It."

Changes

I bet you've noticed the background, avatar, Window Title, and welcome picture, huh? Well, the old background was a little too... erm... colorful and sunset like. I know, you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. Anyway, I made this background. I just got a doujinshi I found off eBAY, enlarged the picture, and put the two seperate covers together. I submitted it to Otaku, but it's not up yet... -_- As for the avi and welcome sign... I just got bored with them. So enjoy this (sort of) new theme!! ^_^

Bye Bye

On Thursday and Friday I won't be here. YES!! I'M LEAVING RIVERSIDE FOR 2 DAYS!! WOOHOO!!! 8D Ahem... Anywho, we're going to Oakland (which is one hour away from Santa Cruz, my hometown) to take my aunt back. We're coming back Saturday, and they DON'T have a computer there, so... I won't be visiting or updating. T_T I'll miss you guys... Seriously. My mom said that she'll take me back to my REAL home (Santa Cruz) to spend some time there. She better think twice, because I'll handcuff myself to a lamp post because I won't wanna leave!! XD

Concert

Oh yeah, and just a head's up. I won't be here on August 4th and possibly the 5th because my dad is taking me to Street Scene 2006, a two day concert. We're gonna see AFI, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, My Chemical Romance, and whole bunch of other bands!! OH MY GOD, I'M SO EXCITED!! I CAN'T WAIT!! Here's the homepage if any of you are interested. THE TICKETS ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE DX But I can't wait. I went to see The Used last year, and they fucking OWNED. It's awesome, and you guys should check it out.

Story Update

Alright, kiddies. Looks like you're getting your wish! Aunt NB has been writing a few chapters so far and will be updating in about August of somewhat. Maybe. I don't know. Ask the Cheshire Cat.

Discussion Time!

NB: *still waiting for the bedsheets to dry* I fucking hate you right now, Raito.

Raito: *smirks* I get that a lot now.

NB: FUCK YOU!! Asshole...

Dryer: Ding!

NB: Thank God! The sheets are finally CLEAN! XD Now here, go set them on my bed. *throws them at Raito*

Raito: What?! Why me?!

NB: Oh, geeee... Let me think... Um, YOU were the one who shoved L and my bed! YOU were the one who screwed him like a bunny! YOU were the one who decided to be seme last night!! YOU were the one who-

Raito: FINE!! I'll set the stupid sheets...

NB: Good. Now I'm off to drink meh coffeeh! X3 <3

Raito: Bitch... -__-

NB: *turns back to look at him and smirks* I get that a lot Raito... I get that A LOT. *walks out*

*To L*

L: *quietly sipping tea*

NB: *pokes her head in the kitchen* Hi L. ^_^

L: Hello, NB.

NB: How's it going?

L: Eh... Well, if you don't count the fact that I'm going to die in one week, then things have been going very well lately.

NB: Oh, yeah... THAT... Sorry to hear about that...

L: Don't be. It's life's way of firing you.

NB: Haha!! I read an icon on that once. "Death is God's way of telling you, "You're fired!"". XD *laughs*

L: *laughs a little*

*Raito walks in*

Raito: There. I fixed your precious bed.

NB: Thank you, Raito. ^_^ Here you go. *hands him a cookie*

Raito: What's this?

NB: A cookie!! For all your hard work!! X3 See? I can be nice. You just have to know me really well. ^__^

Raito: Thanks, but no thanks. *throws cookie and L catches it*

NB: Meanie!!

L: I can't believe he doesn't like cookies... *nibbles*

NB: Hey! L! How do you eat so many sweets, but don't gain a pound? Do you do drugs?

L: No... I don't do drugs... *sweatdrop*

NB: Oh... Well tell me!! Pleeease?

L: *whispers in her ear*

NB: Ooooh!! Now I know how!! Thanks, L!

Raito: What was that all about?

L: *snickers*

NB: *smirks and then widens eyes* OH MY GOD!!

Raito and L: *jump in surprise*

Raito: What?!! Why did you scream?!!

NB: I just had a... really disturbing yet very hot Yaoi vision about you, Raito...

Raito: WHAT?!!

NB: *nods and blushes heavily*

Raito: What was it about NB? *glares at her*

NB: Do you want to know?

Raito: Yes.

NB: Do you reeeally want to know?

Raito: Yes!! NOW TELL ME!!

NB: *mumbles something*

Raito: What?

NB: *mumbles again*

Raito: I can't hear you, NB. Speak up!!

NB: *looks up at him and glares, still blushing heavily* YOU WERE TIED TO A CROSS WITH WHIPPED CREAM ALL OVER YOUR BODY AND L WAS LICKING IT OFF!!

Raito: O_O

L: O_o

NB: Whew... I got that off my chest...

Raito: *shakes* I'm... uh... going out...

L: Where are you going Raito-kun?

Raito: THE HELL AWAY FROM HER!! *runs out and slams the door*

NB: *sips coffee* What's up with him?

L: *shrugs* I don't know... He's really weird sometimes.

NB: *laughs*

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Farewell...

~NarutoBlackmail

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