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Thursday, November 30, 2006

   sick joke
ok so ther was a small 6 year old boy and it was his birthday
so his mom was gonna go take a shower so the boy goes "mommy can i take a sower wif u?"
and the mom answered
"no"
so the little boy says
"but its my birfday"
then the mom agreed and they took
a shower togther
then the father comes home from work all dirty and tierd so he was going 2 go take a shower so the little boy comes up to him and asks..
"daddy can i take a shower wif u?"
so the dad replies
"no"
so the little boy says
"but its my birfday"
so his father agrees..
then they take a shower together
at night the boy's parents were about to go to sleep.
so the boy asks
"can i sleep with u?"
and both the parents say no
but then the boy begins to whine
"but its my birfday!"
so then the parents agree but they told the Boy not to look under the covers..
so the boy turns to his mother, looks under the covers and asks
"mommy what are those?" and so the mom replied
"head lights"
and the Boy also asks
"and dat?"
and the mom says
"the garage"
so the boy turns to his dad,looks under the cover and asks
"daddy whats that?"
so the father replies
" the limo"
so 5 min later the parents heard the boy scream
"mom turn ur head lights on the limo's about to go into the garage!"

lol
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