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Monday, October 15, 2007


???
Daughter: Daddy what is a period?
Father: Well um..that is...a...girl thing you should ask your mother.
Daughter: But I want daddy to tell me!
Father: Um...a dot that goes at the end of a sentece...
Daughter: Oh..why would moomy have to tell me that?
Father: No reason nevermind.
Daughter: Okay!
The Next Day
Daughter: Daddy at school today I learned how to write my name.
Father: Thats great
Daughter: You wanna see?
Father: Sure
Daughter: *writes her name* See? Doesnt it look good?
Father: Looks down at the paper...uh...YES! Of course its beautiful...
Daughter: *Smiles* I got a boyfriend too!
Father: WHAT?!
Daughter: His name is...Dane
Father: You mean the 3rd greader Dane?
Daughter: Uh huh!
Father: Um...He isnt good enough for you...you should break up with him.
Daughter: Why?
Father: Beacause he isnt smart enough for you.
Daughter: Why?
Father: Beacause he is in third grade.
Daughter: Why?
Father: Beacause he was born before you.
Daughter: Why?
Father: Beacause his-...he is...
Daughter: WHY??
Father: Beacause his parents put the snake in the bush before we did!!!

O.O That dad got a little annoyed...sry I was really bored and the made no scence I kno lol...sry I was bored ><

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