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Thursday, May 12, 2005

hey yall!
i need some help. you see...no one understands me. i'm somebody's mother! my kids hate me cuz i eat their food and cuz i dont listen to them. i try to be a good single parent, i really am. it's just so hard. maybe i should get rid of the voice in my head telling me to do all these horrendous things! hey, i blame it all on t.v!
masturbation is a safe way to have sex. i learned that the hard way after 3 alien kids...they look just like their father. they have long tusks, big green ears, one blue eye the other pink! they have one tooth in the front, hair---what hair? they have a nose the size of a football. three toes and two fingers. their skin color is the color of murky water and overall, i think they're beautiful in their own way. dont you? they are 3 inches tall and did i mention they're triplets? i know i'm really bleesed. you all are jealous arent you?!? well you cant have my 3 inch triplet alien babies! now back to my main problem...how do i stop eating their ear waxed candies that their daddy sends them from mars? or how do i stop listening to my friend that people say don't exist? well, my last statement will be RiNoA DeSiRe rocks my world! it's not my fault that i left my 3 eyed husbang for her! or is it?
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