Wednesday, September 20, 2006

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Currently listening to: 'Clint Eastwood' by: Gorillaz'. My second favorite song from them. ^^ __________________________________ Ok, due to popular demand, I'm going to post the gothic thingy. It's quite rediculious. Ben wrote commentary on it, so everything that says "Ben's Note" is by him. Got it? Keep in mind that this was to tell if your teenaged child is gothic. -Complains of boredom. {Ben's Note: Satan plus Teen equals boredom, everybody got it?} -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. {Ben's Note: No normal teenager would want something as unusual as PRIVACY...Bah!} -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. {Ben's Note: This is definietly Satanic. No GOOD teenager would ever even think of hanging out with friends without their parents around...} -Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. {Ben's Note: Count Chocula is indeed the Gothest cereal out there, but after studying what goth really is, you will realize that this is not such a bad thing....} -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) {Ben's Note: TV is in fact a very corrupting thing, but not in a Satanic way.... But at least there are great programs like BIBLEMAN.....} -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. {Ben's Note: What kind of idiot wrote this?} -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. {Ben's Note: That is so Satanic, the first time I ever kissed a guy, I felt SO much better than God. Hah, the bastard.} ~1~ -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so Gothic, I'm dead.", "Woe is me.", "I'm a Goth". {Ben's Note: Being a goth, I have to laugh at this one, I would never be caught dead wearing one of those, unless of course it were the "I'm so Goth, I'm dead." one, because if I were caught dead in that one it would make perfect sense...} ~2~ -Claims to be a Goth. {Ben's Note: That may or may not add to Gothism, mostly because of the huge multitudes of posers and medias that surround, defame, and harass the true Goths, those who are not afraid to be the eccentric, creative people they are... And they must listen to David Bowie to truly be a goth...} ~3~ __________________________________ 1- Ok, I honestly don't know Bens' sexual preferances. He just might be bi, but I'm pretty sure he's straight. He acts like it, so... 2- Ben is not fully Gothic. His real father is, but his mother is not. 3- Here I think Ben's being a bit hypocryticle (CAN'T SPELL!!!! XP). He's kinda a poser himself. As I stated before, he is not FULL Goth, though he pretends to be. __________________________________ See? Weren't those rediculious?! There are some more, but I'll post them tomorrow (if ya'll want me to). Oh, and I pray to God that you could tell he was being sarcastic on some of those.... The most outrageous one I think is first one. Right there, that automatically nominates just about 97 percent of the world. __________________________________ ~Question Time~ 1. Do you want me to post the rest of this gothic thing? 2. What was your favorite one? 3. If you have listened to the 'Gorillaz' before, what is your favorite song? 4. What is your astilogical symbol (like Leo or Capricorn)? (If you don't know, take this quizz thing to find out: http://www.saiyanisland.com/naruto/?naruto=horoscope. Just copy and paste) __________________________________ ~My Answers~ 1. Up to you all. ^^ 2. Like I said, the first one. 3. 'Dare' and then 'Clint Eastwood'. XD 4. VIRGO!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!

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