Sunday, January 16, 2005

check it out .
i hope you guys like my new layout and stuff.. its a little less devilish and a lil more angelic.. oh yeah.. and can some one please do me a favour and tell me how to make my backround transparent.. i really wanna see what that would look like. thanks
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Friday, January 14, 2005

Im back like a vertabrea
sorry guys.. my internet got disconnected.. im a little busy right now what with shaving my guys friends legs and babysitting.. so ill post longer later.. peace..
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Friday, December 24, 2004

   Gee.. I wish I could be gothic
life is just soo horrible.. for me.. waa waa waa.. so im going to cloke myself in black.. and drone on and on about how worthless and depressing my life is waa waa waa.. oh yeah.. do you like these new totally goth boots my mom bought me.. gee golly gosh they are cool.. oopps.. my psuedo-goth is showing..




*NOTE:This is just a dramatization of the complete and total unique people.. Who are just like everybody else.. If you do take this offensive.. Please.. Feel free to exit the site right now..
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Thursday, December 23, 2004

This is going to be said a million times more before the night is over
I FUCKING HATE KIDS.. THE LOT OF THEM.. MY GOD.. i try to be as nice as i can.. but when a kid poors boiling hot ravioli with meat sauce on my 9 week old kitten.. then after i sit him in time out kicks my fucking cat.. i am not putting my animals in danger becuase that kid does not know how to control his temper.. i had to give my tiny kitten a bath in this freezing cold weather.. and my poor zwitter is now cowering behind the couch.. enough is enough man.. this is wear i draw the line.. he was sposed to be gone at 6 and his mother didnt even call me to tell me she would be 2 hours late.. I had things to do.. i was sposed to go christmas shopping for my best friend with her boyfriend.. and since i still have the kid.. i can't.. and now.. hes sitting on my couch.. with a sour face.. and im sitting here wishing i could slap that sour look out of his face..
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Tuesday, December 21, 2004

   Baby its cold outside..
So last night.. I'm down at Family connections.. It's like 3 in the morning.. and we are still pullin gifts for the less fortunate kids of our town.. So Me and Ms.Rogers go outside to have a smoke.. and becuase her son is laying in the chair sleeping and its fucking freezing outside.. when Ms. Rogers and I walk out.. I shut the door behind us. Turning around to hand her a lighter, I see this horrified look on her face. I thought there was like.. a serial killer on the roof or something so naturally i paniced and she calmly, yet obviously in shock says "You just locked us out of the office" OH DEAR..Her car keys office keys cellphone and purse are all locked inside this office.. Not to mention the little 3 year old sleeping on a chair.. so yeah .. to put it bluntly we were up shits creek with out a paddle.. and shits creek this time of year is like 30 degrees or less out side.. -shiver- We check the car.. its unlocked.. we have some tools to use.. So we begin to try multiple ways to unlock the door..(its a trailer door.. so its easy to open with something sharp) first.. we use a pen refiller..no good... then we try a broken up cd case.. nada.. we try Ms.Rogers bank card.. nope.. We sit down and have a cigarette and then attept again.. Mr.Roger's now decides.. that we must break open a window.. i make attempts to kick the double paned glass with my rubber 3 inch soul in my boot.. no use. she comes back from her car triumphantly with a rubber hammer.. not even a crack.. So then after our many 'genius' ideas and attempts.. Ms.Rogers looks at me and says "Ashley.. are you afraid of the dark." Now those of you who know me well.. know that if i can't see it i'm terrified of it.. and those who don't.. do now.... So being the brave little toaster that i am... I say "NOPE" So.. my mission is to walk down the hill the the rescue station and get some help. Armed with a hammer and my own natural skill of ninjitsu (yeah right) I begin walking trying to be really quiet.. as im crossing the lit parking lot to were the darkness begins.. i begin looking around widely.. dead sure that something was watching me.. as i neared the line were the light ended and the dark began.. i take a deep breathe and step into the dark.. I've taken to steps when i hear the wonderful melody that (at the time) is Ms.Rogers' voice screaming my name.. Running back to the begining of the lit parking lot.. my heart leaps as i see the door wide open..

Moral of the story kids: DON'T SMOKE
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Monday, December 20, 2004

   Have yourself.. a merry little.. christmas
-cries fakely- That song always gets me right here -punches self on heart- OWE GOD my boob.. anyway.. im sure you guys are tired of hearing how sick i am.. so lets move on to a different subject.. I HATE KIDS.. that, i think.. is a lovely subject.. i mean.. there are some kids.. who are nice.. sweet.. do as you say.. kids that are just plain old kids.. getting into mischief every now and then.. ya know.. but then.. there is the horrible evil children.. that don't ever do anything they are told.. and still expect rewards.. as you can tell .. i have expectations that are to high for children .. thus i can safley lable myself.. a child disliker.. yeah.. -breaks into song- so have yourself.. a merry little christmas.. yaaaaeah
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Sunday, December 19, 2004

OH MY GOD
MAN.. actually theres nothing really going on besides.. MY MOTHER IS A WHORE.. but that besides the point.. i mean.. no one really cares.. about that.. unless your desprate.. cause i think only cost 2 bucks an hour.. so it cool.. just call 1 800 suck my cock... ya know.. cause shes one of those hos.. thats go both.. of those.. ya know.. yeah.. peace out..
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Saturday, December 18, 2004

   i like pizza..
man.. i just had some great sex.. i mean pizza.. yeah pizza... (no really.. i mean pizza) mushroom pizza me and deathrose shared the mushroom pizza .. mysterious child hogged the pepperoni pizza to herself.. -.- oi vey .. anyways.. my throat hurts.. my nose itches and my stomach is killing me.. yes i do complain about alot of things.. i know.. get over it.. yeah ..
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   OH LESTAT WANT TO TOUCH THE HINEY
I just drooled over lestat.. (watching interview with the vampire) ge ge ge.. anyways... yeah.. im going to keep talking about LESTAT.. becuase.. HES PRETTY.. OH SO PRETTY.. HES SO PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAY!! meow? cough man.. have you guys ever read any of anne rice.. im talking mega man porn.. and very very good discriptions of different places around the world.. lovely .. oi vey.. anne rice is truely a genius.. if you haven't read any anne rice.. and you like all the pretty little vampire fairy stories.. then read them.. you won't regret it.. and if you do.. um.. its cuase you suck.. yeah ..
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Friday, December 17, 2004

   Fo' Shizzle mah Nizzle.. what the hell does that mean..
I almost lost the kid i was babysitting today man.. -dies-.. my friend.. deathrose.. (on my o) found him under the damned table.. i swear.. if i was aloud to smack the kid.. i would have used the privilage RAW grrr.. anyways.. check yall later.. peace out.. Dogg.. 0.0 i mean.. yeah.. bye
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