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Tuesday, December 21, 2004


   Baby its cold outside..
So last night.. I'm down at Family connections.. It's like 3 in the morning.. and we are still pullin gifts for the less fortunate kids of our town.. So Me and Ms.Rogers go outside to have a smoke.. and becuase her son is laying in the chair sleeping and its fucking freezing outside.. when Ms. Rogers and I walk out.. I shut the door behind us. Turning around to hand her a lighter, I see this horrified look on her face. I thought there was like.. a serial killer on the roof or something so naturally i paniced and she calmly, yet obviously in shock says "You just locked us out of the office" OH DEAR..Her car keys office keys cellphone and purse are all locked inside this office.. Not to mention the little 3 year old sleeping on a chair.. so yeah .. to put it bluntly we were up shits creek with out a paddle.. and shits creek this time of year is like 30 degrees or less out side.. -shiver- We check the car.. its unlocked.. we have some tools to use.. So we begin to try multiple ways to unlock the door..(its a trailer door.. so its easy to open with something sharp) first.. we use a pen refiller..no good... then we try a broken up cd case.. nada.. we try Ms.Rogers bank card.. nope.. We sit down and have a cigarette and then attept again.. Mr.Roger's now decides.. that we must break open a window.. i make attempts to kick the double paned glass with my rubber 3 inch soul in my boot.. no use. she comes back from her car triumphantly with a rubber hammer.. not even a crack.. So then after our many 'genius' ideas and attempts.. Ms.Rogers looks at me and says "Ashley.. are you afraid of the dark." Now those of you who know me well.. know that if i can't see it i'm terrified of it.. and those who don't.. do now.... So being the brave little toaster that i am... I say "NOPE" So.. my mission is to walk down the hill the the rescue station and get some help. Armed with a hammer and my own natural skill of ninjitsu (yeah right) I begin walking trying to be really quiet.. as im crossing the lit parking lot to were the darkness begins.. i begin looking around widely.. dead sure that something was watching me.. as i neared the line were the light ended and the dark began.. i take a deep breathe and step into the dark.. I've taken to steps when i hear the wonderful melody that (at the time) is Ms.Rogers' voice screaming my name.. Running back to the begining of the lit parking lot.. my heart leaps as i see the door wide open..

Moral of the story kids: DON'T SMOKE

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