Saturday, May 7, 2005

Field Trips
My class had two field trips this week.Actually three field trips, but I managed to be sick for the second one.It was to see a movie at the Sprockets film festival.The movie was called Bluebird and apparantly it sucked.Gabrielle(she's my best friend and I am now going to call her Inu-chan,because she hates her name)told me what it was about and all I have to say is:WHY do people think that these are the best movies for kids?!?!?WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!!!1111ONEONE!?
The first field trip was to Montgomery's Inn where we were told about the history of the Inn and saw a sort of play thing.Meaning that randomly these to actress's would show up and start acting.It was good until they made us do activities.The we had lunch.I had the misfortune of sitting down at the table next to the one most of the boys were sitting at.Urgh.Ezra kept banging his chair into mine,but he stopped when Neil told me to kick him(for some reason I do not know).Then Jordan kept poking me but the teacher moved him when I started wacking him with my water bottle.So I ended up with Josh and Prakash sitting behind me.They kept poking me,too.I threatened to empty my water bottle on their heads and I wacked Josh with my ice pack and they stopped.Then they decided to play catch with their garbage.Jordan threw his juice box at them and they "missed" it and it hit me.It was actually kind of funny.When I turned around they were all hiding under the table.After lunch we had to do more stupid activities.
The third field trip was to the Etobicoke School of the Arts(ESA) to see a dance performance.It was very strange. Just getting there was strange. We had to spend fifteen minutes in a field of dandelions waiting for the bus.The actual performance was pretty weird,too.At the end it was really funny,though,because at the end of the dance they all fell down.It was funny if you saw it.ESA seems like a very strange school.
Suisi:There are no words.
Hemiko:Actually there are,but they're all hiding.
Chi:Hi Hemiko!Do you have anything to sell today?
Hemiko:I have genuine ancient relics
Me: Your 'genuine' ancient relics have tags that say 'made in China' -_-'
Hemiko:Hee hee...
Me:Urgh...Oh well...Safe Sailing!And thanks for all the fish!
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Thursday, April 21, 2005

The Entertainment Value of Soccer
Today,during last period we played soccer.It was funny.John was irritating and everyone yelled at him.David was jumping around like a nutcase and he fell over.Someone stood on his hand.I don't know who,but he said it was a "bad guy with spiky shoes".Aleks was goalie and she through the ball to Emily, who caught it and just stood there holding and blinking for two minutes.Shavonne tried to play volleyball and pushed the ball back when it hit her.Josh got various injuries,his leg started bleeding,John kicked the ball into his face, Mr.Ham(the student teacher) kicked the ball so it scraped right past his chest and he fell overin such a way that it looked like someone had charged into him and kept charging,right over him.I asked him,though and he said he just ran into someone.The Entertainment Value of Soccer:Watch Josh get killed.
Hemiko(character made by my best friend,she's apparantly based after me,that thought scares me,she's the narrator for all our manga attempts):And I thought my school was weird...so..do you wanna buy a bat?
Me:A bat?
Hemiko:Ya.A dead bat.
Me:NO
Suisi:That thing is creepy looking.Is it even a bat?It looks more like dead socks...
Hemiko:*shifty eyes*Well, wanna buy a ribbon?They come in blue,pink,black,or...more pink...
Chi: I'll buy one!I'll buy one!
Me:*to Suisi*I thought you locked her in the closet...
Suisi:I did...Oh well,Safe Sailing!And thanks for all the fish!
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Saturday, April 16, 2005

General Weirdness at School
School was weird.and strange.Josh stole my drumsticks out of my backpack and started drummung on the wall, so I took them back and tried to wack him with them.Then he ran away.He is unfairly fast. Then when Misha came out of the math room, when she walked past Josh she hugged him(which looked really funny because she's kind of tall and he's really short) and he was all bug-eyed and 'whoa'.And in gym there was running of something distance.Ya.I hate Gym.And Josh made and idiot of himself when someone told him to go hold Shavonne's sweater and Prakash went to and they were jumping imaginary hurdles.That made no sense, did it?Oh well.I have wacked a third of the boys in my class in the head:I dropped a book on Tharson(it was easy, he's short),wacked Nicolas with my clarinet case because he tried to steal my skittles,I wacked Ezra by accident with a yardstick because I was aiming for Nicolas,wacked John with my water bottle because he was being generally annoying and wacked Neil be accident with a stuffed poodle during my poetry presentation(it was on an elastic and the elastic snapped)
Suisi:You have a weird school...
Me:I noticed
Chi:What's weird?What's weird?
Me:Go away *chases Chi with a drumstick*
Chi:AAAAAAAAAH!*runs away*
Suisi:-_-'Safe Sailing!And thanks for all the fish!
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Monday, February 14, 2005

Happy Valentines Day!
Happy Valentines Day!
Chi:Yah!
Me:I have to go finish my homework now,so I can't say much.Safe Sailing!And thanks for all the fish!
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Sunday, January 16, 2005

Flames of Impending Doom,Part 2
(outside,CCT court)
Coach Uyi:Yep.He tried again.
Mewrissa:Why doesn't he just dump them in another city?
Shiho:The same reason you're only 10 and you're in high school.
Mia:Really I thought it was because everytime he tries to dump them in another city,it's evil overlord get's mad and blows up something in this city.
Lilac:He's a wuss.
Shiho:Agreed.What sort of evil overlord has a name like Yullie?
Random Person:Can we get on with the tryouts now?*grumpy*
Coach Uyi:If you guys move the trampoline back in the shed,sure.
Random People Trying Out:*pull trampoline into shed*How about now?
Coach Uyi:*throws arm out to the side*Bring out the rackets!The Canadian Cut-throat Tennis Tryouts begin NOW!
Shiho:Okaaay....*sweatdrop**goes to get rackets*
Eiki:*runs up,bangs into Lilac*Hi!Sorry!Is Shi-
Lilac:ZORRO!*waves her ruler in the air and runs after Eiki(who is running away)*
Shiho:*walks up holding the rackets*Hey,where'd Lilac go?
*Eiki screams in the distance*
Mia:Does that answer your question?
Coach Uyi:Hand out the rackets!Line up!
Shiho:*hands out the rackets**sweatdrop*
Mia:Um...Coach Uyi...There are only three of us left...we don't need to hold tryouts...
Coach Uyi:Oh.You guys all made the team then.Practice is tomorrow at 4 o'clock.*walks away*
Lilac:*runs back*What did I miss?
Shiho:Nothing.
Callindra:*wakes up*Huh?Are tryouts over already?
Shiho:Yes.Actually,they never started.Coach Uyi scared away everyone except three people,so we just put them on the team and ended tryouts.
Mewrissa:Three People Left?!Does that include me?
Shiho:Yah...
Mewrissa:WHAT!I CAN'T PLAY CANADIAN CUT-THROAT TENNIS!I'M TOO SHORT!
Mia:Why's it called CANADIAN anyway?What's canada?Or would it be canadie?
Shiho:There was a country called canada in my world...
Eiki:*pops up*Hi Shi-
Lilac:ZORRO!*waves ruler*
Eiki:AAAAAH!*runs*
Flames of Impending Doom,Part 2,End
Suisi:Uh...that was...strange...
Chi:How?How was it strange?How?
Me:Go away,Chi.
Chi:Why?
Suisi:Your turn to put her in the closet.
Me:*picks Chi up,dumps in closet and locks closet door*There...
Chi:LEMME OUT!LEMME OUT!LEMME OUT!LEMME OUT!LEMME OUT!LEMME OUT!LEMME OUT!
Me:*runs out of the room*Argh make her shut up!
Suisi:*sweatdrop*Safe Sailing!And thanks for all the fish!
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