Monday, July 2, 2007

...
What just happened? I stiffly push myself off the ground. All I hear is ringing, all I see is a white light. I can smell burning and gun power. I think things just went from bad to worse.
I fall back against a wall coughing; I think I have a broken rib. Someone’s shaking me. Damn that hurts stop. They did. I must have said my thought out loud. Fuck I don’t know anymore.
There was an explosion. We were on patrol and an IED went off. I am the gunner, it must not have hit my vehicle. So why the hell am I on the ground and in pain? Well, the ringing has stopped, but I still can’t hear shit. Now that you mention it, my leg don’t feel to hot.
I slowly feel down my hip and follow it to the pain, it was wet and there was something sticking out. Yay. Just what I need. Can’t see, broken ribs, no hearing, and now shrapnel in my leg.
Maybe my sight is coming back; the light is dimmer. I wish this person wouldn’t drag me, but if the gun powder means anything we are probably under fire. I check my other leg, good I still have my side arm. It would suck if I had no weapon.
It all sounds muffled now. Like I am under water. Not much I can do. The blurry vision ain’t helping either. Damn I feel useless. I wonder if they called a 9-line for me. For that matter, I wonder if anyone is worse off.
People are now examining my leg. Dudes, it’s bleeding so stop poking it. I sound like a deaf-mute trying to talk. But the blurs of people did stop. I look around where I now sit. I must be in one of the buildings since I can’t see the sky. The oddly blue blur must be a chem-light.
Oh! I’m being moved again. The chopper must be here. I am laid down on a stretcher and carried out of the building. Outside wait blurs of people I presume are medics. The wind from the propeller is strong and is blowing sand at me. The sound is very muffled and kinda annoying. The medics help put me into the chopper. Someone is next to me. I guess I’m not the only one.
I can feel the chopper take off after the medics get in. We’re off to the nearest base. Given my injuries I’ll just be patched up and given a little rest time. Maybe a month or two in Germany. Then I’ll be back here for more. It’s a war out there. I wouldn’t expect any less.



***

This story was inspired by a fellow soldier of Nana. So while the situation is basically true, the thoughts are written with his telling of it in mind.


NNM
Early in the morning risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money's all gone
But I got a dalmatian and I can still get high
I can play the guitar like a mother fuckin riot
Life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get
runover or you might get shot
Never start no static
I just get it off my chest
Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest
Take a small example
A tip from me take all of your money and give it up to charity
Lovin's what I got
It's within my reach
And the sublime style's still straight from long beach
It all comes back to you you're gonna get what you deserve
Try and test that you're bound to get served
Love's what I got
Don't start a riot
You feel it when the dance gets hot
That's why I don't cry when my dog runs away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, hits
the bottle and goes back to the rock
Fuckin and fighting it's all the same
Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin come back to me

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Saturday, June 30, 2007

Some game
Sit back and enjoy the fun
While we go for a run
Out and about the people play
Ready and willng to do as you may

In the cities and under the sea
They all come with a sense of glee
Mismatched and patched up
As friendly as any old pup

They come for a day and stay a night
Boy can they really give a fright
How ever dead they may be
They will help you for a small fee

Young and old they will work for
Though you shouldn't open the door
Scream and cry, but don't run away
For they are here for the long stay


***

Yesterday Nana's friend had her watch "Whispers of the Heart" It was an amazing story. So very beautiful.

Also, Nana has found a small delight. Seaquest DSV, an old show that had three seasons that were, for the company, a work of love. Nana suggests that all should watch it.


NNM
Dead Angels speak to me, giving me advice that I should hear.
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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Tiny snow flurry Oreo
Fluffy, stuffy
Ruffy, gruffy

It rolls along the gutter
All the time it mutters
Day in and day out
It is with out a doubt

Fluffy, stuffy
Spooky, kooky

Toward the night sky
It sure does fly
Swooping in and out
It is without a doubt

Fluffy, stuffy
Wibbly, wobbly

Down the road it does go
Even if it is all for show
Over the radio it's over and out
It is without a doubt

Fluffy, stuffy
Down and dirty

Oh see how if fights
On those cool spring nights
Watch it dodge in and out
It is without a doubt

Fluffy, stuffy
Ruffy, gruffy



Nana says HI to y'all from someplace that has coffee.
So yeah, Nana is now registered for fall semester and is now waiting for her bill so she can mooch money from the government. TA is awesome.

Nana went and got the US release of Haruhi and did a dub check. She is pleased, very pleased with it. After having watched the Fansub of the series a few times while she was overseas it was nice to see that the US release was given such a treatment. Nana was worried about having Crispen Freemen as Kyon but he pulloed it off with the right amount of apathy that Kyon needs.


Started Ergo Proxy, Can you say Isaac Azimuth? But it is really good.

Nana has also bought Odin Sphere and is enjoying herself imensely. Having Gwendolyn played by Ayako Kawasumi and Mercedes played by Mamiko Noto makes Nana over joyed. Kawasumi is awesome enough but Nana has always loved Noto's voice.


Not much else that Nana can speak of. Most of her jobs are classified or doctor patient stuff so she cannot speak of them.


NNM
When you hear the angels call, just ignore them. It's probably just advertizement anyway
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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Ors!!!
Nana feels she needs to clarify somethings. Given yesterday's dreamscape I found that some are confused. So Nana will explain how they come about.

Most of the time Nana dreams things that most people should never have a need to be exposed to. Probably because of Nana's choises of work. Other times she dreams things too boring to tell. But once in a blue moon Nana will dream something so strange it begs to be told.

When Nana wakes from the dream she imediatly writes down everything she can remember. Starting with the basic situations and then the characters involved. From there Nana tries to remember her feelings and the feelings of the characters. If dialoge can be remembered or if certain thoughts.

Nana will use the last dream as example.

Nana remembered jazz music that was from "Blue Notes" and she remembered it was above the room she had a computer that was taken apart. Then a thought came of no one living above and sky. It came to Nana that she probably thought she needed to get help and the one that came to mind was Reimu. The only place Reimu might be is Hakurei shrine; so even if Nana couldn't quiet remember where she went, she had a fairly definate place. What happened at the shrine was vivid enough that Nana had no trouble remembering who was involved. The idea of drinking with Alice was a vague thought but Nana remembers that it wasn't enjoyable.
The going to New York was on the thought that Nana was looking for Egon. The ghostbusters are in New York so that had to be the place.
The fact that Reisen was the one on the roof came from the fact that she is the only boss from Imperishable Nights that is a bunny. That and the fact that her onwer is Kaguya. Nana remembers chasing Reisen like a cat might chase a bunny.
The trip to the promise land was definately from the scenery. The "Tales" people I saw were Colette, Luck, Grune, Shirley, Genis, and Natalie. And finding the 13 red dragonballs was strange enough.


Once Nana has compiled the information she must then put it together into a tellable format. And what is produced are the dreamscapes.


On a side, Nana wonders if Kelsey got the Touhou references and if so. Nana is happy that she isn't the only one who plays them. Though she might be the only one who has read most of the doujin that were spawned. Hence why she has the Marisa-Alice-Reimu pairing.


That is that.


NNM
Set your heart sail on the river
Look around you as you drift downstream Hearing
Pouring souls into the ocean Talking
Take account of all you've seen Love you

One people - Together
Freedom for today
So easy the future
So see the children's way

Love me
Teach me
Know me

One people - Together
Freedom for today
Tomorrow forever
So see the people's way

Many moons cascade one river
They light from side to side
As we cross in close proximity
Like rivers our hearts entwine
How we talk - How we teach our children
How we move - We direct our eyes
All the senses tuned discovery
As and as and when our hearts decide
Be ready now - Be ye circle
Be the central force ye life
As the game extends the cycle
Be ready to move

One heart's for love Hearts
One's for giving Sailing down the river
Two hearts are better Hearts
Than one Throwing out a line
I hearing it Hearts
I living it
I believe in it Sharing out your fortunes
Two hearts are better Hearts
Than one In and out of time

Hearing - Talking - Yes I - Love you

*Yes-Hearts* Awesome song. and 'Yes' is a band to those who don't know
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Monday, June 25, 2007

Ehem... What was that?
The sounds of the old "Blue Notes" CDs that I once had could be heard playing on the floor above. Because of this the frustrating task of fixing the computer became a soothing blast into the past.
It wasn't till about half way through that I remembered that there was no floor above. This didn't help the situation.
'Great!' I though during one of those outer body experiences I always have, 'Now I need to go find help.'

Well, the only person I could think of that might provide a decent exorcisim was Reimu, so I headed tootsweet over to Hakurei shrine. Well, apperently she wasn't in since I caught Marisa and Alice deep in Hard Yuri. Which I guess is good, since I remembered the last time I was out drinking with Alice. She was all depressed that she caught Reimu and Marisa out on a date. She thought that Marisa didn't love her and blah, blah, blah... I never accepted a drinking invitation from her again.

So I left the shrine and headed to downtown New York to talk to Egon. Well, low and behold, when the two of us got back to the apartment, the music had stopped and the one playing it turned out to be Reisen. Apparently she was just waiting for her battle to start and kinda fell from the moon. I wanted to be mad, but her fuzzy ears were too much for me and I went neko and started to chase her around.

It was around 4 in the morning when Kaguya came to take Reisen back to the moon. Depression ensued for me and I left on a journey to the outer lands.

In the outer lands I met many people with their own "Tale" as developed by Namco. I also met a girl by the name of Kino who showed me the way to the Promise Land where I found 13 red dragonballs which I used to wake up.

****
Nana thought that her dreams would return to normal once she returned, but she was wrong.

As for the story Nana posted a few posts back, that is the first part of a side project Nana is working on with her friend. The main project is a game her friend is working on and it has Nana's character Vermillion as a special secret character.
Yay for video games.


NNM
The Life and Times of the Neko Yuri Spacewomen will be back after these messages.

"Do you get dry between your..."
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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Are you a bad person?
Now, Nana knows that she is well, you know... She just had to LOOK


Anyway,
Nana has good news. SHE LIVES!!!!!!!
Yes, Nana is alive and in the states as she speaks.
She's been back for a bit but was in training for some of the time.
Here is a shot of Nana in training, She is the one on the right.

Isn't Nana pretty?
Damn it sucked running up hill 300 meters while carrying people.

Now, even though Nana is home she is still a busy person. She has many jobs lined up and many other things to take care of, like starting school.
But Nana will do her best to drop by and say "Hi" whenever she can.

Like, Yay!

Oh-My-God! that's like so totally not what they expect.


All praise the Army and their Gas masks. They protect us from harm as well as make us work too hard.


And now....

There was a time when Voltron was the bomb diggity and He-man kicked serious neck. But that time has since past. Many kids these days just don't know how to appreciate those classics. Transformers, the show that started it all. One of the first American cartoons that kept me watching even after it was over. I tried the many shoot offs and what not, but none had the coolness that the original had. Now I've learned that there will be a live action movie and I just can't help but worry. It started with X-men, then Spiderman, the Fantastic Four, Punisher, Ghost Rider, and so on. All those movies made me feel like Hollywood hates comic books and what they really are- Epic heroes that can never lose. They always try and make the movie feel like a comic book with strange camera shots and over dramatic writing. That works in the comics but not on the silver screen.
Now they are going with a different take on Transformers. It may have been awhile since I saw it last but I don't remember Anything like what I've seen in the previews that are scattered around.

Nana thinks she will stop before she screams out really loud and gets in trouble for disturbing the peace in a Starbucks.


NNM
FLOGGING MOLLY LYRICS

"The Worst Day Since Yesterday"

Well I know, I miss more than hit
With a face that was launched to sink
An' I seldom feel, the bright relief
It's been the Worst Day Since Yesterday

If there's one thing I have said
Is that the dreams I once had, now lay in bed
As the four winds blow, my wits through the door
It's been the Worst Day Since Yesterday

Fallin' down to you sweet ground
Where the flowers they bloom
It's there I'll be found
Hurry back to me, my wild calling
It's been the Worst Day Since Yesterday

Though these wounds have seen no wars
Except for the scars I have ignored
And this endless crutch, well it's never enough
It's been the Worst Day Since Yesterday

Hell says hello, well it's time to I should go
To pastures green, that I've yet to see
Hurry back to me, my wild calling
It's been the Worst Day Since Yesterday

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Sunday, June 17, 2007

ZOMG take two
Nana has some new for Otaku. But right now Nana doesn't have the time to tell every one.

So instead Nana will tell a story.

The flashing lights of a red alert blared as Shinobu guided the ship through the battle. "Enemy port side." The weapon's officer informed
"Evasive actions. Disarm, don't destroy." Shinobu ordered.
"Banking and diving into side of enemy vessel." The pilot briefed.
"Whatever," Shinobu pressed the universal comm. button, "All hands, brace for impact."
Omoikane's voice answered the order, "To hell with that. All hands get comfortable, we gonna crash."
"Omo-chan!" Shinobu yelled, "There is a small amount of protocol...Aa, ouch, oof, ack..." Shinobu flew out of her chair when the ship hit the enemy's shields. The ship took a moment to steady.
"Enemy ship disabled." The tact officer informed.
"Thanks." Shinobu grunted as she got up off the floor, "Omo-chan, end program." She cracked her neck as the bridge disappeared revealing the holobay, "Damn it Omo-chan, that was supposed to be serious training."
"I know but, "Omoikane's voice answered, "I felt you should know it is your shift in five on the actual bridge."
"Right." Shinobu brushed her hair back and put it in a ponytail; she sighed, "Mission my ass." She left the holobay and headed to the lift, "Bridge." She ordered as she entered.

The lift moved smoothly up the few decks to the bridge; the lift doors opened, "Captain on the bridge." The stand in LT announced.
"Carry on." Shinobu said as she stepped down into the center of the bridge and took the chair the LT had occupied.
"Nothing unusual to report, Ma'am." The LT informed.
"Thanks, Kuroda-kun." Shinobu smiled, "Get some lunch."
"Will do." The LT bowed and left the bridge.

Shinobu let out a sigh as she leaned back in the chair, "Is there any reason why he likes to take the longest jobs out of the universe?" She asked rhetorically.
"Probably just to annoy you." The ensign at the weapon's consol answered.
Shinobu laughed lightly, "Wouldn't surprise me."
“Captain," The comm. officer called, "Incoming transmission from Vermillion."
"Put it through." Shinobu leaned forward in her seat, waiting for the comm. to connect, "What's..."
"I have a special mission for you," Vermillion interrupted, "One to sickbay for immediate treatment." The comm. cut off.
"Captain," The head nurse called over the comm., "We have just received one 18 year old female with a cauterized arm. It's been amputated up to the elbow."

"Roger that." Shinobu answered, "I'll get Nagie." The comm. cut off. The head nurse, Risa, turned back to her team, "Lets go people, prep her for a replacement."
"Yes ma'am." They answered

Risa snapped on a pair of gloves and walked over to the unconscious girl, "Now what is your story little one?" She lifted up the half arm, "Vermillion's doing," She commented, noticing the burn pattern. As she finished suiting up, Mesia handed the head nurse a pair of scissors. The head nurse proceeded to remove the girls shirt. "Two large bruises on chest," She looked at the panel above the girl's head, "caused by cracked ribs in the third wrung." Ezra turned the girl to her side slightly, "Minor lacerations on upper and lower back." She added.

Risa looked at Rei, who was standing to the side, "100cc of barrier solution; then prep a tyrium injection." She looked back to the girl; Mesia was placing a tourniquet on her half arm. Mesia moved down the body, "Now removing scab." She cringed at the sound the chard flesh made as she tore it off.
"Lovely." Rei commented as she brought over the barrier solution.
"Finished healing fractures." Ezra informed, "Preparing arm brace."
"Tourniquet, 5 minutes." Mesia informed, "Doing good."
"9 minutes till barrier takes affect." Rei added.
"Placing on arm brace." Risa said as she slipped the small cylindrical device over the girl's stub; a low hiss came from it as it sealed.
"Removing tourniquet." Mesia said as she slowly removed the band.

"I'm going to need everyone to clear the room." Nagie ordered as she entered; two younger girls trailed behind.
"Yes ma'am." Risa said motioning her team to leave, "Let's put a little hustle into it, ladies."
Nagie looked back at the two other girls, "Lisa, Rumi, other side of the girl."
"Yes Milady." The girls answered, moving quickly to the girl’s side.
Nagie placed a small green crystal on the girl's bare chest; she held out her hands. The other two took each other’s hands then Nagie's; the three formed a triangle. They bowed their heads, "Oh holy light of ancient lives past." Nagie started.
"We ask you to purify this innocent child." Rumi continued.
Lisa went on, "We asked the gods to forgive her of sins past."
"So she may be whole once again."
"Oh holy light of ancient lives past."
"We ask you to guide this individual through her pain,"
"And across the river of death,"
"So she may once again be born into this world anew."
"Oh holy light of ancient lives past."
"Hear our plea, help us,"
"In bringing this child into a life of light and goodness.
"This we ask and no more."

The crystal began to glow, its dim light lit the darkness around the three. Nagie looked up and opened her eyes, "Imade domi esa," her voice seemed to resonate, "kasar la mie. Vera saka des moneka mei." The crystal's light grew amazingly bright, illuminating through the girl's whole body. The three repeated the chant together; a gust of energy hit the three making their robes flutter.
"Oh holy light of ancient lives past," Nagie yelled over the wind.
"We ask you to purify this innocent child," Rumi strained to hold on to the other two.
"We ask the gods to forgive her of sins past." Lisa squinted into the bright light, her voice barely audible.
"So she may be whole once again."
"Oh holy..." Reaching her limit, Rumi pressed herself to continue, "Oh holy light of ancient lives past,"
"We ask you to guide this individual through her pain." Lisa could feel her hands go numb.
"And across the river of death." Nagie pressed on unrelentingly.
"So she may once again be born into this world anew." The room started to shake, the three braced themselves.
"Oh holy light of ancient lives past,"
"Hear our plea, help us,"
"In bringing this child into a life of light and goodness."
"This we ask and nothing more." Lisa gritted her teeth as another burst of energy hit the group. The three repeated the prayer again; the resulting energy burst flung all three of them aside.

The flashing lights of a red alert along with a gentle hand, greeted Rumi when she awoke, "Are you all right?" Nagie asked with a gentle smile.
"A bit dizzy," Nagie helped Rumi sit up, "But I think I'll be fine, Milady."
"That’s good to hear."
"Did we do it, Milady?"
"Sadly," Nagie sighed, "not all could be reversed. She'll never be able to be a 'pure' maiden again, and her age may not return for a hundred years or so."
"I'm sorry Milady. It's because I'm..."
"Shhh," Nagie put a finger on Rumi's lips, "You did great. I am proud of you." She looked back at Lisa, who was leaning weakly against the girl’s bed, "Both of you did excellent. You are on your ways to being wonderful maidens." She looked at Rumi, "So don't get yourself down because you almost cleansed a level 10 infection."
Rumi's eyes lit up, "Level 10, really?"
Nagie smiled, "Yep, and we couldn't have done it with out you."
Rumi embraced Nagie and squeezed her tight, "Thank you, Milady. I'm so happy."
Nagie stroked Rumi's hair, "Doubt is the first step of a spreading infection, but with time it passes. You did good, young one."
Nagie wiped the tears from Rumi's face and helped her up. Lisa walked over to the two and hugged Rumi, "Remember, maidens fight together, not alone. I'll always be glad to have you by my side."
"Now," Nagie said in a stern tone, "You two might be doing excellent, but don't start slacking."
The two snapped to attention with big smiles on their faces, "Yes Milady."
"Okay," Nagie put her hands on her hip and looked at the girl, "I want you two to take shifts watching over her till she wakes up. When she does, you can find me in the artifact room. I'm going to see if I can find a talisman to give her so she is constantly protected."
Rumi raised her hand, "I'll take the first shift."
Nagie smiled, "So be it."



NNM
All Hail the goodyear
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

SOS...........................................................dan
Nana is still stuck in her Dramatic writers block and can't seem to get out.
Nana needs to write drama and bad.


And now something from Nana's bag of stuff that she wrote god knows when.

***

Night falls like a dead tree full of rot
I struggle against the past all for nothing
The anger inside me burns as I get shot

I run through the trees, away from Him
My wound seeps blood onto the path
He is not going to leave, I must stand

I turn with a lurching halt, screaming
He stares at me, His eyes are empty
I cannot do this, I am too afraid

My breathing echoes in my ears
I must stand and forget the pain
He takes a step towards me

My body strains to run, to hide
Where did I go wrong? Why Now?
He laughs a horrible laugh

Help me
Hold me
Save me

I stagger forward, I will win
My sight is blurred by tears
But I can still hear Him

I scream with all the rage inside
He is startled that I still fight
He now steps back, unsure of himself

My fists clinch and arms stiffen
No, not now!

I fall to my knees, the pain is too great
I am weak, He knew it all along
He comes to me slowly like a predator

Help me
Hold me
Save me

I can no longer fight Him
He has won, I have lost again
Someday I will change,
Someday I will become stronger

***

NNM
Well kiddies, its time now to see why we all die.
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Dreamscape take 3
On the other side of the mirror, cell phones are usually free. But at some point you have to give it back. That was how we met. I didn’t really know the guy since he rarely used the mirror but we hit it off good. Bruce, from down under. What a guy he was. He told me many stories of the old days back with the other Bruces. I must have been really tired because I fell asleep and woke up in a meat locker surrounded by Mexican soccer players. Dominguez del Taco filled me in on the situation. Apparently the Red Dragons were after Bruce and they used gas. Now why the Mexican soccer team was there, I never knew; but I didn’t have to worry long. With way too much flash and dance, our friendly neighborhood Boogiepop came to the rescue.
You see, Spooky E was back on the streets dealing out drugs and he was the one who tipped off the Red Dragons.
Now while MOMO was doing her thing and checking out the Mexicans, I was using the Elsa’s computer to try and find out just where The Marathon was and if I could get a team of BOBs to help. Sadly Durandel was his usual ass of an AI and I got nowhere.
My next idea was to contact the rebellion and get the clones to do the job but Rei wasn’t feeling well so that was a bust as well.
My spirits were dim and I was about to give up, but KOSMOS came along and gave me the BFG9000. The enemy was DOOMed now.
After agreeing that we would meet outside CC Corps HQ, me and Samus set off to prepare.
When I got to the dealership, I found Karen was bleeding everywhere again and had to help clean up. After everything sparkled I got enough ammo and my trusty chainsaw and set off for the rendezvous point.
Is it a bird, a plane, no. It was Samus on a Rheaird and she wasn’t alone, she had brought the trusty Hayate. He was under orders of his master to retrieve the lost copy of G*dum S**d episode 211.
So we took the rear stairs not to bring attention to ourselves, but it was tedious in itself. Barret wouldn’t shut up and he was going senile around floor 38, something about Marleen and a blow drier.
(Now I bet you are wondering just when he got there, Nana couldn’t tell you. He just kinda showed up)
So we got to the top floor where we found Excel dead….again….. So we dialed up PX-34521 and sent her through the Stargate to be placed in a sarcophagus.
At this point the buildings alarm system was blaring and I couldn’t hear a thing so I turned down the volume and paused the game. I was hungry you see, and the fridge was down the river. So I had Emma Ai take me down to the place where the store was and again refused the straw doll.
In the store I found Media and Becky preparing for an assault on the Hidamari apartments. I wished them luck and grabbed the A-positive blood I came for.
Apparently Ai had a job, so I had to walk back. I hate walking along the river bank because I always find I have to fight off a lot of Flan. Stupid random battles.
I was doing fine till I met up with a mini boss. And it wasn’t your run of the mill mini boss; it was a Yellow Knife.
Kazumi was quickly eaten and Yuri barely made it through. I was also on the verge of death. If it wasn’t for the passing scarab I don’t think I would have made it home.
SHOCK!!! Upon arrive home I had found that the cat had reset the game. All that work all that……… You mean he was killed by HIM?
That’s not possible.
The detective took me down into the run down basement and into the room where the music boxsat in a pool of blood, it was HIM. That fucking bastard killed my wife and now he’ll pay…………


****
Nana really hates it when the dream jumps ship and then ends at a critical point.


NNM
Kudo points go to the one who can name all the refferences in all Nana's dreams
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Monday, May 21, 2007

Dreamscape take 2
Black and white has never been me so I painted the walls white and myself black. After I finished the project I left the white room and entered the grey one, in which I procceeded to paint myself purple.
Now I was enjoying this activity but alas all things must come to an end.
Reina came along with her Colonel approved machette and chased me down Memory Lane.
While in Memory Lane I visited the car park where I found Marvin paring carks. While he was parking the cars he found my 1970 chevy and handed it over. Now I was on a mission. A mission from god.
God had told me that I need to find and secure three radio transmitters for use in the holy war festival, of which I was a council member. So I went to the academy of lillies and taked to Yumi who gave me the barley tea for my grandma's birthday.
Tea in hand I arrive at grandma's house where the wolf handed over the radios. But not without a fight. And oh what a fight it was. Limbs and eyeballs everywhere.
So I hightail it back to Jesus headquarters and give the radios to the mac-daddy god and we thought all was well. But it wasn't.
Over the intercom we heard the announcement that the pool was closed due to AIDS and this got our blood boiling. How could they? Why now of all times. Those damn black suits.
We grab our weapons all Matrix style and head out into the forum. God on my left and The Holy Ghost on my right. Jesus held up the rear with his vampire squad.
We weren't going to lose. We entered the pool guns a blazing. Every Smith in the area was now just a pile of data holes. While me and God did one last sweep of the area, The Holy Ghost checked the pool. It wasn't AIDS in the pool but the Q-virus.
Damn that Q. He always messes up our plans.
So now we knew what we had to do; find and destroy the Enterprise.
God being the spinster he is, coaxed the Yakuza into helping us out for the small price of a years worth of blessings. With them on our side the Seaquest won't be able to hinder the mission.
So there we were, the five of us: Me, God, the Holy Ghost, Jesus, and Judus (Had recently come out of hiding). We were going to do it, this was the last stand.
We grab our remaining pokeballs and enter the continuum. It was Deliverance all over again. We couldn't stop the banjoes and we were quickly over taken.
I woke up in a prison cell made of jello and it took me days to eat my way out. Somewhere out there was the rest of the gang, that was if they were alive. My hopes were dim.
So I played my Jast card and asked the Little Sister to give me a HHand.
She quickly seduced the guard so I could infiltrate Nerv HQ to spring my possie.
With in minutes of my breaking down the holding cell door, Shinji came speeding by in a retreat like fashion.
As I was bringing God around from his slumber I got word that Litter Sister had been raped to death by petrolling allegators. I had a moment of silence and reset the game. She soon rushed into the sell and helped carry The Holy Ghost, who had been badly injured, out.
We barely made it to the surface alive. But oh what relief we felt as we drove off.
This won't be the end, it just can't be. We will take Q and his AIDS friends down. But we must rest today for tomorrow we must journey to the Highlander and obtain the Sword of Valis.

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Soon after it tappered of into white light and Nana woke up. Nana thinks she has finally crossed the insanity border.


NNM
Why must I be a teenager in love?
Do do Do do

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