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Tuesday, February 20, 2007


Still.... *Begin super, like, totally high prepy voice*
What if, like, the whole world went valley girl? I mean, like, wouldn't that be, like, totally cool and yeah? All those, like, super high pitched voices that so grate on your nerves. It'd be so totally awsome. You'd go to school and be all, "Hey, girl friend, your new hair doo totally kicks neck." And she'd be all, "Thanks baby, that dress is so, like, you. I mean it's just so totally fits and stuff."
Your teachers would all teach there super cool leasons on fasion and tests would be about things like who Brad pit slept with last night. I mean, like, so totally awsome subjects that would make even little me all giddy and I'd, like, so totally squeal.
I know, it's all so hard to, like, understand an all; but you just have to, like, have faith that God would so be all, "I here by, like, proclame that my totally awsome creation will now consist of only super cool valley girls." And church would become a place where we can all just hang and stuff.
I say we all join hands and call out to that super cool god up there. I'll even wear my totally beautiful prom dress again. You know, The one that won me the crown. And my king, oh was his so handsom. He totally, like, swept me off my feet that night. I'd tell you more, but, you know, a girl just doesn't kiss and tell.
*sigh* I am so totally, like, depressed. Like, part of me says that it could happen, but the other is, like, a total loser and is bumming me out.

Well, what can a cute girl like me do?

NNM
No real valley girls were harmed during this production.

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