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Wednesday, May 16, 2007


Ello love!
Ever had one of those dreams that make you go "Eh?"

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It was early morning and the sun was shining dimly through the window of the office. The sound of typewritters loudly quieted as I stood up from my desk. "Food is good, right?" I ask as I step away from my desk and into the middle of the room.
The blank faces workers (note: Nana can never remember faces, sometimes if she knows who the dream character is supposed to be she can make a composite) all look at me in reverance. "Yes!" They cheer with great enthusiasum.
I tie my bath robe closed and step out of the bathroom into the foyer of a large hotel. I go to the counter to pick up the weapons that were dropped of for me by my dealer. At the counter sat Mario and he was high on shrooms. I got my weapons and left the hotel in my Buick.
I drove as anyone in Spyhunter drives and ran many people into the grass where they blew up. About halfway down the Interstate the cops started to race me. One officer in particular, Officer Barbrady, was a hell of a drive as he swirved in and out of the paths of the many falling rocks.
After I barely beat him I left the interstate and went down an alley on foot all Ghost Recon style, HUD display and all. My target was one Keyser Söze, and he was a tricky bastard. I chased him through many Unreal arenas and then finally cornered him in the Blood Gulch where I met a ghost possesed tank who took me far away to the land of water and rice.
In the rice fields I picked many radishes which I through at the locals. They were not all that happy and so they revolted and laid seige to my castle with their dragons and dark elves. My Stronghold was impenetrable and with the help of the Pikmen I held out till morning where the Burger King came to wake me up with a kiss.

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Nana has never been more confused in her life.


NNM
OH DEAR GOD, WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE PEACH PRINCESS!!!!

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