Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Dreamscape take 3
On the other side of the mirror, cell phones are usually free. But at some point you have to give it back. That was how we met. I didn’t really know the guy since he rarely used the mirror but we hit it off good. Bruce, from down under. What a guy he was. He told me many stories of the old days back with the other Bruces. I must have been really tired because I fell asleep and woke up in a meat locker surrounded by Mexican soccer players. Dominguez del Taco filled me in on the situation. Apparently the Red Dragons were after Bruce and they used gas. Now why the Mexican soccer team was there, I never knew; but I didn’t have to worry long. With way too much flash and dance, our friendly neighborhood Boogiepop came to the rescue.
You see, Spooky E was back on the streets dealing out drugs and he was the one who tipped off the Red Dragons.
Now while MOMO was doing her thing and checking out the Mexicans, I was using the Elsa’s computer to try and find out just where The Marathon was and if I could get a team of BOBs to help. Sadly Durandel was his usual ass of an AI and I got nowhere.
My next idea was to contact the rebellion and get the clones to do the job but Rei wasn’t feeling well so that was a bust as well.
My spirits were dim and I was about to give up, but KOSMOS came along and gave me the BFG9000. The enemy was DOOMed now.
After agreeing that we would meet outside CC Corps HQ, me and Samus set off to prepare.
When I got to the dealership, I found Karen was bleeding everywhere again and had to help clean up. After everything sparkled I got enough ammo and my trusty chainsaw and set off for the rendezvous point.
Is it a bird, a plane, no. It was Samus on a Rheaird and she wasn’t alone, she had brought the trusty Hayate. He was under orders of his master to retrieve the lost copy of G*dum S**d episode 211.
So we took the rear stairs not to bring attention to ourselves, but it was tedious in itself. Barret wouldn’t shut up and he was going senile around floor 38, something about Marleen and a blow drier.
(Now I bet you are wondering just when he got there, Nana couldn’t tell you. He just kinda showed up)
So we got to the top floor where we found Excel dead….again….. So we dialed up PX-34521 and sent her through the Stargate to be placed in a sarcophagus.
At this point the buildings alarm system was blaring and I couldn’t hear a thing so I turned down the volume and paused the game. I was hungry you see, and the fridge was down the river. So I had Emma Ai take me down to the place where the store was and again refused the straw doll.
In the store I found Media and Becky preparing for an assault on the Hidamari apartments. I wished them luck and grabbed the A-positive blood I came for.
Apparently Ai had a job, so I had to walk back. I hate walking along the river bank because I always find I have to fight off a lot of Flan. Stupid random battles.
I was doing fine till I met up with a mini boss. And it wasn’t your run of the mill mini boss; it was a Yellow Knife.
Kazumi was quickly eaten and Yuri barely made it through. I was also on the verge of death. If it wasn’t for the passing scarab I don’t think I would have made it home.
SHOCK!!! Upon arrive home I had found that the cat had reset the game. All that work all that……… You mean he was killed by HIM?
That’s not possible.
The detective took me down into the run down basement and into the room where the music boxsat in a pool of blood, it was HIM. That fucking bastard killed my wife and now he’ll pay…………


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Nana really hates it when the dream jumps ship and then ends at a critical point.


NNM
Kudo points go to the one who can name all the refferences in all Nana's dreams
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