Thursday, August 9, 2007

Is is that or is it this?
The corridor was dark and kinda musty. It's not like I wanted to be there. It was more like I got lost on my way to Neverland or something. The problem was, I couldn't remember where I was going in the first place.
Now, for a card battle master such as myself, it would be easy to get to where ever. That is, if somebody would ever show up and battle me. But alas, that was not to be. Soon the ground gave out and I was falling, no, flying through a painting.
So there I was, knee deep in warm, congealed blood. The smell was pretty bad too. It came to mind to find the source of the blood; so I took out my fly card and BAM I had wings. I appeared to be in an indoor pool. At the side of the pool, was the always on the verge of death, Hyatt. She was bleeding like a mad fool. I took out my freeze card and froze her body. Then I used Float to move it to a hole in space-time. What a pain, right?
So, anyway, with Hyatt out of the was and with the help of Watery, I cleared the pool. My job done, I left the building to find myself on the corner of Starbucks and Starbucks. I got myself a double white chocolate mocha and hailed a taxi to take me to downtown.
On my way downtown, I was stopped by another magical girl. Well, the idiot that she was, she didn't transform before stopping me. As always, I took the opportunity to beat her. I'm a smart magical girl. When I created my character, I chose not to have a transformation. All that meant was an extra quest to get spell cards. Transformations take too long and if your opponent is an ass like me, they will not follow the unspoken rule of not attacking while the other is transforming.
Anyway, with the random girl out of the was, I set off to my destination. I could sense one of my cards was in the underground shopping district. It was the second to last that I needed to complete my deck. With no idea of it's power I slowly crept down the stairs. The stench grew and my eyes started to water. I think I know what card this is. It is the Fart! I had so hoped that this card would not be part of my final deck. It is so useless, so wrong.
I needed it, though, to be a full fledged magical girl. So I used Windy and Flower to capture The Fart. I looked at the card in my hand, it had the picture of a massive crack. Sexy, oh so very sexy.
To top it off, the magical girl from earlier showed up, raving about the break of protocol. I looked at her with lopsided eyes, I mean it was so hard to take anything she said serious. Her costume looked like a cross between a school swimsuit and a tutu. Once she finished her rant, I used my cards. Between The Titty Twister and The Bondage, I mastered the girl easily. She agreed to be my slave if I spared her life, not a bad trade I should think.
Things were going good between me and her. She was quite the slave and very obedient. Good cook to boot. Anyway, as I was reading one day it came to me that most transformations have a prerequisite for a mascot character. My slave didn't seem to have one. So I asked her and she told me that on the second day, she couldn't take the perverted duck's actions. Gawking at her transformation sequence, and other things which I figured I am doing. But she reassured me that she was fine with me doing it. Go HY!!
Several days later I got a call from King Mickey about an unmarked package he had received. I figured it was just some prank, but I told him I would be there soon.....

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How Nana's mind went from magical girl to Kingdom Hearts, she don't know.


NNM
You know it's true. Cause if it wasn't, this girl would be angry.
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