Tuesday, October 2, 2007

The LULZ continue
This is part two to Jungy and Kelsey's wedding.
If you have not read the first part, it is the post before.
***Reminder to Kelsey and Jungy, the next party after this will have your interviews, I need your answers to the questions I PMed you. Also I will need your vows for the Ceremony***

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Chad: Welcome back my fellow otakus.

Bob: *Has his left arm in a sling* Yo!

Chad: Don’t worry about Bob. He just got into a fight with a DBZ fan. Something about how the transformation to super saiyan is against the laws of biology.

Bob: It’s true. How does that whole hair color change and the super strength come about. Look at Superman, he’s always super strong and doesn’t need to “power-up” for three episodes.

Chad: *nods* I agree there. *Does a Vanna White to the door the two are standing in front of* Here we have the kitchen. Inside there are over 15 chefs preparing to. Among them are such greats as Mai Tokiha, Aoi Sakuraba, Yakumo Tsukamoto, Tomoyo Daidouji, Chika Itoh, Azuma Kazuma, and Akito Tenkawa. Let’s take a look. *The two hosts enter the kitchen*

*All around cooks are running and the sounds of cooking grease fill the air. A glimpse of Aoi in her kimono can be seen in the corner as she enters the walk-in fridge. A middle aged woman comes to greet the duo*

Howmei: I’m the head chef, Howmei

Chad: So what can we expect for the meal?

Howmei: *Beams with pride* I have the chefs preparing a range of meals, from Japanese to your more modern American cuisine. With luck there should be something for everyone.

Chad: And desserts?

Howmei: Ms Daidouji is in charge of that, but she is out getting the last of the ingredients.

Chad: One would think that there would be no need for that.

Howmei: Well, a friend of Ms Itoh and a flying plush toy came zipping though here earlier and devoured most of the finished desserts.

Bob: How can a plush toy fly? That is so against the laws of physics

Chad: And you’re against the laws of life. Now zip it!

Howmei: Well, we are quite busy so if I may

Chad: Yeah, no problem *The two shake hands* I look forward to the meal *The two leave the kitchen*

Bob: This is so not fun.

Chad: Well, if you hadn’t gotten in trouble with that family in New York, the things might be different.

Bob: I thought she was a vampire.

Chad: Well, she wasn’t. And now I’m the only one who can host with you. We are also banned from the New York Conventions.

Bob: I think they just blew it out of proportion.

Chad: *sighs then looks at camera* I apologies folks. *Walks over to a group of Otaku* Excuse me, fellow Otaku?

Dude in FMA drag: Hey you’re the TV guys the flier talks about.

Chad: So why did you choose to come to this wedding?

Moe-tan cosplayer: We caught wind of the event while trolling 4chan. At first we thought is was some kind of joke, but then when ANN posted an article about it we knew we had to check it out.

Dude in Naruto drag: When we were getting our tickets, we found who was getting married. I actually know both from MyO, you know that Myspace for Otakus.

Dude in FMA drag: The yuri.

Dude in Naruto drag: Yeah, that too.

Moe-tan cosplayer: *is eyeing Bob fearfully* I just think it’s romantic. Two good friends who wish to spend their lives together.

Chad: *Cracks bob in throat causing him to collapse to the ground* Romantic, yes. Most marriages should be.

*The group walks away, the Moe-tan cosplayer moving faster than the other two*

Bob: *Takes a couple gasping breaths as he gives the Moe-tan cosplayer’s departure a suspicious look* It sucks that I have to wait for the DVD’s to be fansubbed.

Chad: *sighs and shakes his head* Do I need to blindfold you?

Bob: She looked 18

Chad: No, that was 15. Again, can you not drool at the cosplayers?

Bob: It’s involuntary, It’s hard to stop.

Chad: Next time you’re getting the blindfold

Bob: But how am I going to help host the show if I can’t see?

Chad: You don’t *Leads the camera down a hall leaving Bob behind* As things start to draw closer to the ceremony, I feel it’s time to interview our two main attractions. *Knocks on a staff room door* Excuse me, Ms Zakuro?

*The door opens a crack to reveal a young girl with pink hair and small horns.*

Nana: Kelsey is busy right now. She can’t talk right now.

Chad: Then how about I interview you while we wait

Nana: Interview Nana?

Chad: Yeah, we already talked to your brother

Nana: *Quietly leaves room and closes door* Did Host-san know that both Nana and her Onii-chan know both Kelsey and Jungy personally?

Chad: You can call me Chad. *Nana nods* No, but knowing that helps me understand why you are the bride’s maid

Nana: Nana was really happy when she was asked to be the bride’s maid. Nana bets her Onii-chan told Chad about her obsession.

Bob: We have similar interests.

Nana: *Looks Bob over* I think that they have a difference of 1 dimension.

Chad: Feel free to defend yourself. He may not be doing anything, but he is thinking it.

Nana: *Sweat drop* Hehe, I think I’m fine.


*commercial break*

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*end commercial*


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