Thursday, October 4, 2007

Will the pain never end???
Part three of the wedding. Part two and one are the posts before.

***Reminder, Kelsey and Jungy still need to send Nana their vows for the ceremony***

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Chad: *Is wiping a red liquid from his face* Welcome back. Well, we are now inside Ms Zakuro’s dressing room.

*Nana is quietly washing off a lightly red tinted wall with ammonia. Kelsey is sitting at her mirror waiting for Chad. Misuzu is playing cards with a crow*

Chad: If any of you are worried about Bob, he just got a call and will be away for a while….I think *eyes a very ominous heap in the corner that is covered by a red spotted blanket* Anyway, *addresses Kelsey* Bob was so dead set on interviewing you, wouldn’t tell me why.

Kelsey: *shifts nervously* Yes, well, that is too bad he had to leave. *Also eyes the ominous heap in the corner, which is a deeper red now*

Chad: Okay____ First question. What made you decide to marry?

Kelsey: What made us decide to marry? Hmm...well, I suppose it all started when Jungy and I were having one of our usual frolics in the hot tub...the question just sort of popped up. *blushes* She asked me...and well, I said "Of course!" So there you have it. We might as well frolic in the hot tub and cover each other in chocolate as official "partners."

Chad: *cough* Are you alright talking like that with Nana around.

Kelsey: *looks at Nana who is now playing cards with Misuzu and the crow* She’s harmless

Chad: *nods* Right. Next question: Why have an Otaku Wedding?

Kelsey: Why not? We're both otaku, aren't we? And is this not MyOtaku? So we decided to have OurOtaku wedding. ^_^ Ah, the perfect combination! Plus, we'll have all sorts of our crazy anime-loving friends there to watch as well...including those that would "squee" at yuri.

Chad: Yes, the yuri. Many are here for that. And that really doesn’t bother you?

Kelsey: There are worst things to be bothered about

Chad: *again eyes heap in corner* Yes, all too true. Next question: What will you be wearing for the wedding?

Kelsey: What will I be wearing? Well, shouldn't that be a secret?? But if you want to know who'll be dressed as the guy and who will be the girl...Jungy said she'd be wearing the tux. She's more forceful anyway. *giggles* Always the one that wants to...hehehe. *coughs* No, Chad, you're not getting any more info on that one.

Chad: *Murmurs* The more you say, the safer I feel that Bob isn’t around.

Kelsey: *giggles* How did you get stuck with the guy anyway?

Chad: A promise to his dying mother. It would seem she believes that I’m the only one who can keep him in line. *shifty eyes* Good thing she wasn’t around for New York.

Kelsey: New York?

Chad: Best you don’t look into it.

Kelsey: *sweat drop* Okay___

Chad: Back to the questions. Last one: Do you already have a place picked out?

Kelsey: A place picked out? For what? The honeymoon or the wedding? *laughs* All I know is that Jungy was dead-set--no ifs, ands, or buts--on going to Italy for our honeymoon. No argument there! It'll be sooo romantic...gondola rides...I wonder which company we should ride with? Aria? Himeya? Orange Planet? Hmm...*thinks* Well, we'll decide when we get there. As for the wedding...why, aren't you interviewing me from the location??

Chad: If it were me, I’d go with Aria. It’s small, quiet and they have Akari. When I read about when she did the Wedding of the Sea for that old couple, I was very amazed.

Kelsey: Yes, that was quite sweet.

Chad: Any idea as to where Ms Jungy is? I just got word that she’s not in her dressing room.

Kelsey: *thinks for a moment* You could try the hotel.

Chad: You don’t think she’s getting cold feet do…

Kelsey: *Laughs* Yeah, right. Jungy, cold feet. The only thing that she has that is cold is… *cough* Anyway. She’s probably just…. Taking care of things.

Chad: …… Right, things…..

Kelsey: After talking with you, it seems to me that you have very different interests than Bob.

Chad: Well, I’m all for the yuri, but not so much the loli. Though I don’t know a guy who isn’t for the yuri.

Kelsey: You have a point.

Chad: What’s your room number?

Kelsey: 203

Chad: *Eyes the now red soaked heap* Someone will be by to pick that up.

Kelsey: *Nods* See you at the ceremony. *Waves as Chad leaves room*

Chad: *sighs* For some reason, I’m so used to the noise that when it’s gone, I feel a bit useless. You know, like I’m not really doing anything to help society anymore.

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Chad: *shrugs* Lets get over to the hotel.

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*Chad is standing in the lobby of the hotel where the couple is staying. Oddly enough Bob is reclining on a couch. Rings of duct tape cover his right arm and left leg. A crutch sits propped against the couch next to him.*

Chad: Welcome back. As you can see, Bob has returned.

Bob: *Waves* Yo! *Staggers to his feet and braces against the crutch* So, how’d the interviews go?

Chad: Well, I was able to talk to Ms Zakuro, but it would seem that Ms Jungy is back at the room.

Bob: I wonder why.

Chad: *shrugs* Well, to the second floor.

*The two hosts make their way through the hotel, passing many a cosplayer. After the tenth cosplayer, Chad tazers Bob*

Chad: *knocks on room door* Ms Jungy?

*shuffling can be heard inside and then the door opens to reveal Jungy dressed loosely in a pair of jeans and a t-shirt*

Jungy: TV. I take it you guys are here to interview me. *Opens the door to let the hosts in* Ask away.

Chad: *surveys room* Is there any particular reason you came back to the room so close to game time?

Jungy: I needed to wrap.

Chad: Wrap?

*Jungy lifts her shirt to reveal bandaging wrapped around her chest. Bob collapses from slight anemia*

Chad: That was probably not the smartest move.

Jungy: *Shrugs as she lowers her shirt* I don’t find him all that threatening.

Chad: I guess I should get onto the questions. First one: Why get married at such a young age?

Jungy: Why not? People get hit by cars all the time. I might as well live it up before falling into rush hour traffic.

Chad: Valid, in its own way.

Bob: Sexy in my book

Chad: *Kicks bob, who is still on the floor* Next question: I heard you are wearing black, any particular style?

Jungy: Does ripped and shredded constitute as a style?

Chad: If I were to include the look with the wrapping, then I guess the style would work. Tux or dress?

Jungy: You’ll find that out at the ceremony

Bob: My, you two are secretive. *Is staggering to his feet*

Chad: *Kicks Bob’s crutch out from under him* Next question: Are you, the groom? Or do you also consider yourself a bride?

Jungy: I'm the second bride, but if you're looking at it from a dominance stand point...I'm what you call "the boy".

Bob: *Starts to giggle*

Chad: I got the gist of it from Ms Zakuro. Something about being rough.

Jungy: *Smiles cynically* Maybe, maybe not

Chad: *cough* What ever floats your boat, I guess

Bob: *Finally makes it to his feet* Can you marry me instead?

Jungy: No.

Chad: Good answer

Bob: *starts to sob*

Chad: Last question: Why Otaku style?

Jungy: Because we’re dweebs

Chad: Well, you don’t beat around the bush do you.

Jungy: *Laughs* Actually I beat a lot around the bush.

Chad: *sighs* I walked into that, I should know better by now.

Jungy: Speaking of dweebs, I’m finished here. Mind giving me a ride back to the center?

Bob: I’ll definitely give you a ride.

Chad: *tasers Bob into unconsciousness* Sure.

*commercial break*



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NNM
Mmm, cherries
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