Tuesday, October 16, 2007

This is the end y'all
It is a long post, but a good one, so please read all the way.

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Bob: *nods his head* Nice Boat.

Chad: That it is.

Bob:*Looks around* It would seem that the clean up crew is finished. Her laughter sounded like the cackle of a hyena in heat.

Chad: You know, that sounds about right. *Watches as the last of the clean up crew leaves* Once everyone is seated, the ceremony will start.

Bob: Hey, isn’t that a death march?

Chad: *Stops to listen to the organ* It is fitting. I hear that there will be a funeral for Ms Tohru after the wedding.

Bob: What about Jungy?

Chad: Most likely desecration, so I think that it will be held after the two gals leave for the airport. Till then , the corpse is under heavy security and Nana was ordered not to go there.

Bob: Who ordered her?

Chad: Ms Zakuro I believe.

Bob: Ah.

Chad: *Points to the Reverend’s door* I here that Reverend Nana will be doing the funeral as well.

Bob: One wedding and a mass funeral, things never get old do they.

Chad: Surprisingly no.

*The loud chatter of the hall grows as more people take their seats. Bob’s eyes are expertly trained on the Key animation section.*

Bob: I am so grateful that Misuzu agreed to be a ring bearer. Otherwise I don’t think some of my favorite Lolis would be here.

Chad: I don’t see Ayu though.

Bob: I know, she’s one of my all time obsessions. Sucks.

*The death march stops*
Chad: It seems they are changing the organ player. It looks like they will be having Sayuri of the Key girls play the bridle march.

Bob: Ah, yuri.

*The chatter in the hall dies down.*

Chad: *Watches as R Nana comes out onto the stage, followed by his sister who is dressed in a vibrant red dress.* Here we go.

R Nana: *Puts on a pair of cat ears*

Bob: *snickers* Neko Nana Mode

Chad: Shh…

R Nana: Dearly Beloved, we are assembled here in the presence of God to join these two otaku in holy marriage. Marriage is one of the oldest and most sacred institutions of God. It was established in the garden of Eden, graced by the personal presence of Christ at Cana of Galilee, likened by the Apostle Paul to the mystical union which exists between Christ and the Church, and is declared in Holy Scripture to be honorable before all men.
Our Savior has declared that a man shall forsake his father and mother and cleave unto his wife. By His eternal Word, He has instructed those who enter into this relation to cherish a mutual esteem and love; to bear with each other's infirmities and weaknesses; to comfort each other in sickness, trouble, and sorrow; in honesty and industry to provide for each other in the things which pertain to God; and, to live together as the heirs of the grace of life.

*The side entrance opens to reveal Jungy. She is wearing something similar to this but it looked like it has been through a few battles.*

R Nana: *Looks at Jungy* Are you to be the one to accept the Bride

Jungy: *Nods* Yes

R Nana: Then come forward.

*Jungy walks out onto the stage and faces the priest*

R Nana: Who giveth the bride into the union?

*The front entrance opens to reveal Kelsey and Utena. Kelsey wears a beautiful off the shoulders style white dress*

Utena: I am.

*Cue Bridle March.*
*The flower girl, Mariko, precedes the pair as they slowly make their way up to the alter in pace with the tune. Mariko quietly sits down in the front row as Utena hands off Kelsey. During the march Misuzu went and stood by Jungy, holding the rings.*

R Nana: Angel Zakuro and Jungy, our God of love has established marriage as the symbol of Christ's perfect relationship to His Body, the Church. We have come to bring you as one before Him. Jungy, God has ordained that one of the united act as the spiritual head, as the responsible provider, and as the initiator of love in this human relationship. By His enablement, your strength must be Zakuro's protection, your character her boast and pride, and you must so live that she will find in you the haven for which the heart of a woman truly longs.
Angel Zakuro, it is God's purpose that you be a loving wife, that you respond to Jungy's love in tenderness with a deep sense of understanding, through a great faith in Christ who brought you together. It is His desire that you have that inner beauty of soul that never fades; that eternal youth that is found in holding fast the things that never age.
Angel Zakuro and Jungy, Christian marriage is not living merely for each other; it is two uniting and joining hands to serve God. Seek His kingdom first, and His righteousness, and He will add all other things to you. Do not expect perfection from each other, perfection belongs solely to God. You need not minimize each other's weaknesses, but always be swift to praise and magnify each other's points of comeliness and strength and see each other through kind and patient eyes.
God will lead you into such situations as will bless you and develop your characters as you walk together. He will give you enough tears to keep you tender, enough hurts to keep you compassionate, enough of failure to keep your hands clenched tightly in His, and enough success to make you sure you walk with Him. May you never take each other's love for granted, but always experience that wonder that exclaims "Out of all this world you have chosen me." When life is done, may you be found then as now, hand in hand, still thanking God for each other. May you ever serve Him happily, faithfully, together until you return to glory or until at last one shall lay the other into His arms. And all this through Jesus Christ our Lord.
R Nana: Jungy have you in the quiet hours of your companionship considered what is your Christian duty as a sort of husband?
Jungy: I have.
R Nana: Angel Zakuro, have you in the quiet hours of your companionship considered what is your Christian duty as a wife?
Kelsey: I have.
R Nana: Angel Zakuro and Jungy, you stand before us as the children of God, redeemed through Jesus Christ. Is it your purpose to establish a home that is truly Christ-centered, where the Word of God is read and obeyed; a home that is welded together by prayer in which the Holy Spirit is your constant guide?
Kelsey & Jungy: It is.
R Nana: *To Jungy* And now, in token that your hearts are joined together in love, will you please join your right hands. *Jungy takes Kelsey’s hand in her own*
Jungy, this woman whom you hold by the hand is to be your wife. She has given you one of the most sacred things under heaven: a woman's life and a woman's love. You may bring her great joy or cause her deep sorrow. It is not what you bring her in a material way that will make true happiness--riches without love are nothing. The gift without the giver is bare. The practice of those virtues as husband that you have shown as her lover will keep her heart won to your heart. Do you vow here, as you have promised Angel Zakuro that you will be true and loyal, patient in sickness, comforting in sorrow, and forsaking all others, keep yourself only unto her so long as you both shall live?
Jungy: I do.
R Nana: *To Kelsey* Angel Zakuro, this woman whom you hold by the right hand is to be your husband. On your life, your love and devotion she will lean for strength and inspiration. She is going to look to you for encouragement, for cheerfulness and confidence. No matter what the world may say or think, people may forget her, lose confidence in her, and turn their backs upon her, but you must not. May your life and your love be the inspiration that will constantly lead her to greater dependence upon our Lord Jesus Christ. Do you vow here, as you have promised Jungy that you will be loyal in adversity, ministering to her in affliction, comforting her in sorrow, and forsaking all others, keeping yourself only unto her so long as you both shall live?
Kelsey: I do.

R Nana: You may now share your vows with each other.

Jungy: *Looks deeply into Kelsey’s eyes* From the moment I first sponged your head, I knew that I would spend the rest of my life with you. It also helps that you taste sooo good with strawberries *Kelsey blushes a deep red* You are my perfect little munchkin and I’ll never let anyone touch you. *Looks at the audience* No one. *Looks back in to Kelsey’s eyes.* With this ring, *Misuzu walks around to stand in front of the two. Jungy picks up a ring* I make you mine and only mine, especially when there’s chocolate sauce involved.

Bob: I need a cold shower.

Chad: I said, Shhh

Kelsey: *Her face is a deep red, she looks like she will die from embarrassment.* I tried to think of something special to say, but the words wouldn’t come. In a way I guess you could say that my love for you can’t be described by just words. My love for you is deep and will always be. *Picks up the other ring. Misuzu returns to her previous position* With this ring, I become yours. To do with as you please. Just be gentle.

R Nana: As a minister of the gospel, and an avid otaku I am proud to bear witness and join these two forever in the bonds of love. So, by the power invested in me by our Lord Jesus, I pronounce you to be to each other, wife and wife. Whom therefore God hath joined together, let no man or woman put asunder. You may now kiss the bride.

*Jungy takes Kelsey passionately into her arms and kisses her deeply. The hall erupts in applause. Sayuri, who is now joined by some strings players, begins to play Canon in D*

Chad: That was utterly beautiful.

Bob: So many fantasies, so little time.

*The couple is now making their way down the aisle to the entrance.*

Chad: Well, that’s a wrap. I have to say that this was one of the better weddings we’ve done in a long time.

Bob: And one of the hottest.

Chad: For once I have to agree. Maybe it is the yuri after all.

Bob: Or maybe you’re finally joining the dark side.

Chad: *Chad Chuck Noris kicks Bob* Join us next time when we will show highlights from the reception.

*Cue Tom Petty’s “Mary Jane’s Last Dance”*
*Cue credits*
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NNM
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