myOtaku.com
• Join Today!

My Pages
• Home
• Portfolio
• Guestbook
• Quiz Results

Contact Me

E-mail
• Click Here

Vitals

Location
• Yet to be determined
Member Since
• 2006-07-12
Occupation
• At the moment, military
Real Name
• Nana

Personal

Achievements
• School wise, on the dean's list
Anime Fan Since
• Middle school (I'm bad with years)
Favorite Anime
• Aria, Clannad, Ghost Hound, Uta Kata, Card Captor Sakura, Cowboy Bebop, Lain, Ghost in the Shell, Strawberry Marshmellow, Nana, Gunslinger Girl, Elfen Lied
Goals
• To finish college before I'm thirty
Hobbies
• Reading, writing, anime, games, music
Talents
• I want to say writing




Jump to User:

myOtaku.com: Neko Nana Mode


Thursday, November 15, 2007

Found this
A quotation as it were:
"Moe. The dread spectre, the immortal enemy, the defiler which taints all that it comes into contact with. The scourge of moe has hordes under its banner, which reads "WAHA!" in reverence of their so-called supergirl. True otakudom is impossible to achieve without being tempted by the strong temptations of the Dark Side, the Moe Side, but far too many have succumbed to it over the years rather than overcome its illusory promises. The legions of moe worshippers that will fight to the death in defense of their dark gods posing as little sisters are innumerable.
These legions deserve nothing less than the purifying light of the Getter Beam, but the heretic Big Brother Brigade is strong in numbers and highly resistant to external attack thanks to a series of powerful *chan barriers. No, they are best obliterated from the inside out, but with only one successor to Hokuto Shin Ken at any given time the menace is poised to multiply without end, extending its vile tendrils in all directions and corrupting all that it touches such that even a devil may cry and be forced to make weekly sacrifices to the moe altars. Not even Optimus Prime was able to escape defeat at the hands of Moetron, but some still have the touch. Some still have the power.
Only those who have reached Super Seinen Level 3 or greater can hold off the oncoming wave of nekomimi maid gothlolis, but the Koikes, Saitos, and Nagais of the world are aging rapidly and cannot spearhead the fight against this Pedophile Posse for much longer. The time is nigh that chapters of Adeptus Gekigartes be formed to purge this heresy and put the "man" back in "manga" once and for all. Like John Matrix who came before us, the Anime World Order shall fight for love and smite the moe demons, banishing them back to the NHK depths from which they came, lest anime fandom be devoured whole by the Suzurins, Sakuras, Type Moons, and Keys of the world. The battle will be long and arduous, with our only ally being that American anime fans are by and large still interested in romantic relationships with other human beings. Yet without the tenets of the ACME Triangle of Excellence--vigilance, dedication, courage--it will only be a matter of time before the allures of the 2D girlfriend prove too mighty to withstand.
Endure. In enduring, grow strong."

Amusing, no? Couldn't have said it better myself

NNM
Samus
Ever fighting
Always in the lead

Lastly,
Gordon, What happen to you?
Comments (2)

« Home