Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Paparika
Nana just saw the movie and it was freakin awesome.
Nana wishes that that DC mini thing in the movie, the thing that allows dreams to be recorded and experienced by others, was real. Cause then Nana could show all you her dreams instead of tellin them.

So, as to bost the film, Nana will post two of her favorite dreams.


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The corridor was dark and kinda musty. It's not like I wanted to be there. It was more like I got lost on my way to Neverland or something. The problem was, I couldn't remember where I was going in the first place.
Now, for a card battle master such as myself, it would be easy to get to where ever. That is, if somebody would ever show up and battle me. But alas, that was not to be. Soon the ground gave out and I was falling, no, flying through a painting.
So there I was, knee deep in warm, congealed blood. The smell was pretty bad too. It came to mind to find the source of the blood; so I took out my fly card and BAM I had wings. I appeared to be in an indoor pool. At the side of the pool, was the always on the verge of death, Hyatt. She was bleeding like a mad fool. I took out my freeze card and froze her body. Then I used Float to move it to a hole in space-time. What a pain, right?
So, anyway, with Hyatt out of the way and with the help of Watery, I cleared the pool. My job done, I left the building to find myself on the corner of Starbucks and Starbucks. I got myself a double white chocolate mocha and hailed a taxi to take me to downtown.
On my way downtown, I was stopped by another magical girl. Well, the idiot that she was, she didn't transform before stopping me. As always, I took the opportunity to beat her. I'm a smart magical girl. When I created my character, I chose not to have a transformation. All that meant was an extra quest to get spell cards. Transformations take too long and if your opponent is an ass like me, they will not follow the unspoken rule of not attacking while the other is transforming.
Anyway, with the random girl out of the way, I set off to my destination. I could sense one of my cards was in the underground shopping district. It was the second to last that I needed to complete my deck. With no idea of it's power I slowly crept down the stairs. The stench grew and my eyes started to water. I think I know what card this is. It is the Fart! I had so hoped that this card would not be part of my final deck. It is so useless, so wrong.
I needed it, though, to be a full fledged magical girl. So I used Windy and Flower to capture The Fart. I looked at the card in my hand, it had the picture of a massive crack. Sexy, oh so very sexy.
To top it off, the magical girl from earlier showed up, raving about the break of protocol. I looked at her with lopsided eyes, I mean it was so hard to take anything she said serious. Her costume looked like a cross between a school swimsuit and a tutu. Once she finished her rant, I used my cards. Between The Titty Twister and The Bondage, I mastered the girl easily. She agreed to be my slave if I spared her life, not a bad trade I should think.
Things were going good between me and her. She was quite the slave and very obedient. Good cook to boot. Anyway, as I was reading one day it came to me that most transformations have a prerequisite for a mascot character. My slave didn't seem to have one. So I asked her and she told me that on the second day, she couldn't take the perverted duck's actions. Gawking at her transformation sequence, and other things which I figured I am doing. But she reassured me that she was fine with me doing it. Go HY!!
Several days later I got a call from King Mickey about an unmarked package he had received. I figured it was just some prank, but I told him I would be there soon.....


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This one is actually two dreams that continue one another:

part 1:
The Sonic Diver swoops low as I edge closer to my target. The wind whips in my short hair. The Angel's outline a blur under the water. My gun out of ammo, I am forced to use the paper fan I bought in Luin a few days prior. Another blip appears on my sensors as Unit 01 free styles its way to the Angel. Who knew Shinji could swim.
It was only a split second; the Angel leapt out of the water at me causing me to swerve and lose my weapon's lock. Shinji then grabs the Angel's tail pulling it back under water. I straighten out my Diver and move back in for the kill. Luckily the Angel's last attack maxed my limit bar; now I could use omnislash. The Angel Leapt again, but I was ready this time. With Unit 01 blocking the retreat, I massacred the Angel.
Back at base, I got together with Otoha for our shopping date in Akihabara. My goal was to get the limited edition copy of HY-A Lovers Tale. Otoha tried not to let on, but I know she is a yuri fan as well. Our first stop was Gamers, where I saw Legendary Girl A. This posed a problem, there was only one copy of the game left. Instinctively I know L.G A was here for the same game as me. I needed something to distract her while I procured my item. Otoha volunteered to be a decoy and woe L.G. A away from the display. Needless to say, a bit of softcore ensued.
Prize item in hand, and content in heart, my and the now aroused Otoha went to the nearest Angelic Layer tournament center place thingy, to watch the other lolis fight as we ate out lunch. So, anyway, Misaki was getting her ass whooped when the building was attacked by a Chimera Animal. First Angels, now this.
Well, I tried to call the Mew Mews, but they were busy with, other, special, things that I was told not to speak of. The posed a problem; not only was my Diver back at base, but my wand was in the shop. Our only hope was Otoha's suggestion of calling Jack Bauer, head of the Counter Zombie Unit. He said they could, but Otoha and I would have to agree to being filmed for 24 hrs. With no other option available, we agreed. Ah, my sweet night time games with Otoha won't be happening tonight.
The day progressed slowly, but eventually we cornered the C.A. and captured Pai. Through interrogation, Pai told us that the Umbrella Corps. blackmailed him into the attack. Something about incriminating photographs of him and Taruto. With this information Jack, Otoha and I left immediately for Raccoon city.
When we arrived, the city was already on the defense against the Maguars. The cities forces were running thin and their supply of Riberus was depleted. I don't know who called her, but it was a god send when Samus arrived. By the time Master Chief busted his was through the road blocks, Samus had already wiped out more than half the Maguar force.
Once the fighting subsided, the three of us confronted Umbrella. The unexpected happened, our arch-nemesis was in charge of Umbrella. Q, that bastard was back again. First the pool, now this. It had been many years since the last time we met, but I remember well. Jesus HQ was no more, and most if not all the other members were in hiding. Damn him, damn that Q.

Part 2:
This takes place between a rock and a hard place on the day of the unplanned zombie attack.
The president has been zombified and Washington DC is over run with undead. Umbrella has set their strong hold in Delaware, where there are no more recorded human lives. Jack Bauer has gone missing and my partner, Otoha, is in critical condition. My name is Nana and this is the longest day of my life.

Samus stands atop HQ looking out at the destruction below. DC is in shambles and we have to get out. I make a low level assessment of the area in my Diver; everywhere bodies, broken bodies. The zombies lurch below as I fly by. I want revenge, but right now I need to get Otoha into medical care.
What can we do? I wonder as I fly back to HQ. Backup is a no go since everyone else is moving to take the enemy’s stronghold. In the garage where I keep my Diver, Otoha lays in a drug induced coma. I sit by her side as I go through the maps of the area. There has to be someway to move her out of here. Samus enters the garage carrying what looked like a manikin.
Upon closer examination, it is really the android Telos. Thought to have been destroyed by the CZU two years ago when U-TIC was still a major political power. It would seem that Umbrella had gotten hold of the schematics and built another. Problem was, there was no adequate power source. Samus suggested the use of Unit 02’s S-2 engine. It was our only option.
Using Samus’s ship computer, we reprogrammed Telos to go on a zombie killing spree. With that in motion it will give us the perfect diversion to safely get Otoha out of DC.
The debris in the streets made it a chore to get out of the congestion of downtown. Once we hit the interstate Samus was able to lay cover fire as I drove the hearse along the winding path. Our destination was a pickup point where we will meet Master Chief in a Covent drop craft. From there we will be taken into the heart of Delaware where Otoha will be treated.

Georgetown, Delaware 01:30:24

The situation was grave. The zombie forces have pushed our forces back into the residential area. The former VP, now President, is trying to call for foreign help, but it would seem we are isolated.
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“The Pikman are acting strangely.” Some afro dude says next to me.
I look around and in the end ultimately agree with him. Last I checked, Pikman don’t procreate that way. I suddenly felt the need to scrub my eyes with steel wool. Lovely, let me tell you.
Back on the ship I call up my Sith friend, Darth Mike Roch. I wanted to complete that quest we started the night before. My level 45 Dark Elf was kicking ass and we had finally obtained the stone tablet that opens the portal to the demon lord’s domain.
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NNM

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