Friday, March 4, 2005

   SPOILER ALERT!!!
WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT LIKE SPOILERS, FORGET YOU!! NAH, JUST IGNORE THESE!!

1 Evny, Pride, Lust, Greed, and Anger are all Homnculi, Man-made humans. Something Edward and Al are dying to learn how to do.

2 The ring on the prist's finger in Episode 1 is not real and is made by the strange woman always in the shadows~AKA-Lust.

3 Marco made the Philosopher’s Stone to aid in battle against the Alchemist fearing Ishbal people.

4 Roy Mustang killed Winry Rockbell’s parents, who were doctors.

5 Scar had a brother who was an alchemist. This brother found out the secret to the Philosopher's Stone.

6 Marco (after the war and running away) kept the Philospher’s Stone and used it to heal people in need.

7 Later on, by interpreting Marco's research, they learn that the Stone uses live humans as a component. Edward is shocked and will not do something like this just to save his arm or brother. There has to be another way.

8 Edward and Alphonse discover that the 5th Laboratory was the primary research location for the Philosopher's Stone. For a place that is supposed to be abandoned and near ruin, there are an abnormal number of traps. Ed and Al soon find themselves facing new foes, condemed criminals 48 and 66.
9 criminal 48 is the one known as Barry the Chopper that Ed and Al put away themselves! * big gasps all around *

10 I’m sure everyone wants to know that BIG day that Al and Ed burnt down their house, tried to bring their mommy back, and died and came back((technically for Al))
Well I got that for you. This day changed their whole life. October 10th!

11 Oh my Oh my! That big bad scary ‘man’ Edward is facing in the Lab in episode 20 and 21 is actually two men! * screams * They used to be the criminals The Slicer. How clever.

12 All through out eps 20 and 21 Edward is fighting The Slicer, he cuts them in half and is left to finish them off and yet he doesn’t. Why? Edward cannot do this for if he did he would kill a human. The Slicer(s) laugh at him for this because clearly they are not. Edward says he cannot and if he did he would be admitting that Al is not real either. How sad isn’t it?

13 Uh oh! There is another being just like Envy, Lust, and Greed. Could it be? It is the deadly sin known as Anger.


14 Episodes 20 and 21 are chock full of stuff huh? Yes. Anywho, Al and Scar have been chilling out together. They met after Al defeated killer 48 they are interrupted by Lust and then Scar asks Lust if his brother truly did succeed in his research and revive "her". It is then that Al first learns of the term, Homunculus. Uh oh. Now we know who made Ms. Lust. Did his brother also make the others?

15 Remember Tucker? Yeah he made his dog and daughter into a chimera.

16 haha Now do we remember Tucker? Yeah. He was carried off to jail for making his daughter into a chimera shortly after he was sentenced to death. Well actually he wasn’t, he was made into some nasty thing of a chimera himself and has been making more daughter like chimeras. Eeek that freak. As well all know Edward was outraged.

17 After checking out that Nina chimera in a test tube they head to another room. In the next room, Ed finds the incomplete Stone as well as a room glowing red and filled with marks similar to those on Scar's arm.

18 Ep 21~Al and Scar are busy fighting Lust and Gluttony as Ed makes the decision to try and create something out of nothing. Omg wonder how this will turn out.

19 Ed discovers the true intention of the Homunculus. All they want is to become human; that is why they seek the Stone. Lust proposes a trade: she will tell Ed how to create the Stone and Ed will use the Stone and turn them into humans. Is that all?

20 Hughes…. he dies *cry cry*

21. Wrath stole Ed's arm and leg, and their teacher's name is Izumi and she did forbidden alchemy.
( This one was provided by Mrs. Elric. Thank her for it!!!)

Actually these are just episode spoilers...not really nothing we don't know.
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The Proposal part 3: Bachelor Party
Havoc: So, since all of us here are bachelors-
Hughes: HEY!!
Havoc:-besides the Luetienant Colonel-We are to throw a party for Mustang!!
Kain: Umm, what about-
Havoc: And anyone under the drinking age is not permitted!! We have to do this, since it is Roy's last few days before...*pauses* What shall we call it? AH! D-Day!!
Hughes: BUT WHO KILLED THE GROOM?!?!?!?
Roy: *walks in* I'm not dead, or I don't think I am...
Black Hayate: *barks at Breda and Havoc*
Breda: GET THAT BEAST AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *backs away*
Hughes: I, I mean, we saw you get shot!
Roy: Blanks.
Havoc: If they were blanks, why'd you fall over?
Roy: She slaps hard....I'm still recovering.
Black Hayate: *barks*
Roy: I gotta go walk him, or Riza'll really kill me. *walks out*
Havoc: *watches as the door closes* Okay, Hughes, get him here tonight, kay?
Hughes: *nods* I have the perfect plan.
3 hours later
Hughes: *knocks on Roy's door* C'mon Roy!!
Roy: *from inside* What do you want?!
Hughes: *mumbles* lilltle rude..*clears his throat* Let's get a drink!!
Roy: *opens his door* Let's go!!
10 minutes later
Havoc: Here they come!!! Hey! The colonel's wearing civvies!!
Hughes opens the door.
Roy: What do you think you were fooling, Maes?
Hughes: What are you talkin about?
Roy: Throwing me a bachelor party....AND NOT TELLING ME?!?!?!
Havoc: How'd ya know?
Roy: *shrugs* Kinda overheard it before I entered the room earlier today.
In Eastern City's town square.

Ed: *all smiles*
Al: Ed? Why are he back here?
Ed: That morally bankrupt colonel is having a bachelor party.
Al: And you plan on going?
Ed: *looks up at Al* OF COURSE NOT!!! But he'll be getting a hangover, and I wanna be there to laugh at him!!
Al: Brother!
Ed: *imatating Roy* 'Oh man...I don't feel so well.' *regular voice* That will be a sight to see!!
Al: Whatever...
Back at Eastern Command.
Roy: *leaning against the wal* So come here often?
Havoc: Sir, that's a lamp...
Roy: I'm talking to the girl next to the lamp!
Hughes: Roy, that's a barstool.
Roy: I'm talking to the girl on the barstool.
Hughes: That's Black Hayate.
Roy: And ain't she a beaut!!
Havoc: Hayate's a boy, sir...
Roy: I think I had enough to drink.
Hughes: What happened to Full Metal?
Roy: I may have said that the party was in Liore....or maybe it was a typo....
Lust: *walks over to Roy* Hey there, Colonel.
Roy: Didn't Elric detain her?
Hughes: Yeah. Havoc?
Havoc: He did, but I let her loose for this.
In the hall.
Riza: I swear, Black Hayate. Can't you go before me going to bed?
Black Hayate: *barks*
Riza: *hears Roy's voice* What's Roy doing here?
Black Hayate: *stops at the door and barks*
Inside.
Roy: Wait...Wait..Wait...wasn't that AFTER the----
Riza: What the...? What's going---
Ed: HEY!!! *points at Roy* You sent me to the military-controlled Liore, wanting me to die, huh?!?!?!
Roy: *looks up* Huh?
Riza: pulls out a gun* IT'S AFTER HOURS!!! EVERYONE OUT!!! *to Ed* Full Metal, get Lust and detain her again. *to Havoc* You...I'll talk to you later...after I talk to HIM! *looks at Roy*
Roy: Yes....*stares at the gun* Honey?
Riza: *shoots twice* Havoc, get out of my face....but first drag the Colonel to his quarters.







PLANNED BY: Mrs.' Elric and Mustang, with help from Spaz (again!)
WRITTEN BY: Mrs. Mustang
BASED ON THE HIT ANIME SERIES!!



If you have any more ideas, for another story, just tell me!!


~Mrs. Mustang

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   The Proposal part 2
Roy- *stumbling for his words* Well...uh..you see...I was wondering....
Havoc- Hey, Colonel!!!
Black Hayate- *barks as Havoc gets closer*
Roy- What is it, Havoc?
Riza- *picks up the ring* Is this...a wedding ring?
Roy- *gasps* Yes! No! I mean...yes it is!!
Black Hayate- *continues to bark*
Roy-*takes the ring from Riza* I wanted to ask you this...
Riza- Sir?
Black Hayate- *questioning bark*
Roy- *gets down on one knee* You know....I am sorry for that thing with that chick, and that other chick, and that other chick-
Riza- GET ON TO THE POINT!!! *pulls out her gun*
Roy- *gulp* Will...Will you marry me?
Havoc- *drops his jaw, the cigarette falls out* HEY GUYS!!! FUERY, FALMAN, HUGHES!!!
The Three- Huh?
Havoc- COLONEL'S JUST DROPPED THE QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hughes- Finally he askes!!
Kain- What do you mean?
Falman- He's liked, no loved Riza for what seems like ages. We were wondering what would-
Riza- *slaps Roy, and takes the ring* Come on, Black Hayate! Mommy's getting alittle tired of these men.
Black Hayate- *barks*
Hughes- *walks over to Roy* So? What'd she say, Roy?
Roy- *looks at Hughes with a certain sparkle in his eyes, and a very familiar handprint on his face* She said-*two shots are fired* Yes....*falls over*
Hughes- *grabs Roy* ROY!!! DON'T DIE ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!



There....What happened to Roy...? Is he dead? Alive? Who fired those shots?





You shall see on the final and the ending of this epic tragedy!!






COPYRIGHT 2005
PLANNED BY: Mrs.' Mustang and Elric, with help from Spaz
WRITTEN BY: Mrs. Mustang
BASED ON THE HIT ANIME SERIES!!



Well, if you have any suggestions for another spoof, just PM either me or Joshualover!!






Love,
Mrs. Mustang


p.s. If you are wondering why I put so many spaces....I dunno why either, so don't bother asking why.
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Thursday, March 3, 2005

The Proposal part 1
Roy-*walking down the hall, flicking a diamond ring continuously*
Riza-*firing her gun*
Black Hayate-*barks each time that Riza's bullets hit the wall instead of the target*
Roy-*thinking* How should I-*pa-ting* Huh? *ring hits the ground* NO!!!
Riza- Huh? *looks at Roy* What's that?


To be continued.....



If you have any ideas on how you think he should propose to Hawkeye, PM me, kay? Enjoi!!

COPYRIGHT 2005
PLANNED BY: Mrs.' Mustang and Elric
WRITTEN BY: Mrs. Mustang
BASED ON THE CHARACTERS OF THE HIT ANIME SHOW!!
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005

   i just find this hilalrious!!!

Caring boyfriend...he is gentle and always
concerned about you...gotta love him! ^___^


What's Your Perfect Anime Boyfriend?!
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   thank you!!!!!!!
Thanks goes to my dearest friend:
MRS. ELRIC

Thank you so much!!!!!!!


~Mrs. Mustang!

P.S. Just for that, I'll put this:

A shirtless ed!!!!!!!!
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   1 more!!!!!!
one more visit and 300 will be achieved!!!!!!!!


This was the only hoping pic of ed i could find!! so please help!!!
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Tuesday, March 1, 2005

The Interrogation
Roy- So, you're...*looks at the papers in his hands* Lust?
Lust- Of course General. *leans over the table*
Roy- Ummm...*fumbles with the papers* So, uh....*leans over towards her* What's-*a gun is placed against his temple* Oh, uh, hi, Riza....
Riza- What are you doing?
Roy- *smiles* I'm, uh...asking her about the killings, and the, uh...the tattoo. Yeah, the tattoo!!
Riza- *loads gun* Right. I'm keeping an eye on you. *walks out*
Roy- *leans back over to Lust* So how do I make one of you? I mean, uh...
Lust- *leans towards Roy and cups her hand under his chin* Don't try to resist me.
Roy- *sighs* Uh, right. Umm, that...that will be all. *whispers* Meet me later-*gun is placed back to his temple* HI!!! *turns and hugs Riza*
Riza- *hits him with the bottom of the gun* That's for hugging me and this-*shoots once* is for trying to go with a Homunculus.





To be continued....




So what do you guys think, huh?





COPYRIGHT 2005
PLANNED BY: Mrs.' Mustang and Elric
WRITTEN BY: Mrs. Mustang


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uh-huh....(dunno what he'll say.....still...)

You have a mysterious kiss. Your partner never
knows what you're going to come up with next;
this creates great excitement and arousal never
knowing what to expect. And it's sure to end
in a kiss as great as your mystery.


What kind of kiss are you?
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true!!
i have to say...everyone in my group of friends fight about something...right Mrs. Elric?*nudges Mrs. Elric*


You're the fighting tipe...you are always
discussing stupid things...not that you don't
like your friend, you just like to make fun of
his/her face sometimes, and also is a little
obstinate, but you're a good friend and likes
to hang around(and needle) a lot with your
friends.


What kind of friend are you?(anime pics)
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