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Friday, March 4, 2005


The Proposal part 3: Bachelor Party
Havoc: So, since all of us here are bachelors-
Hughes: HEY!!
Havoc:-besides the Luetienant Colonel-We are to throw a party for Mustang!!
Kain: Umm, what about-
Havoc: And anyone under the drinking age is not permitted!! We have to do this, since it is Roy's last few days before...*pauses* What shall we call it? AH! D-Day!!
Hughes: BUT WHO KILLED THE GROOM?!?!?!?
Roy: *walks in* I'm not dead, or I don't think I am...
Black Hayate: *barks at Breda and Havoc*
Breda: GET THAT BEAST AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *backs away*
Hughes: I, I mean, we saw you get shot!
Roy: Blanks.
Havoc: If they were blanks, why'd you fall over?
Roy: She slaps hard....I'm still recovering.
Black Hayate: *barks*
Roy: I gotta go walk him, or Riza'll really kill me. *walks out*
Havoc: *watches as the door closes* Okay, Hughes, get him here tonight, kay?
Hughes: *nods* I have the perfect plan.
3 hours later
Hughes: *knocks on Roy's door* C'mon Roy!!
Roy: *from inside* What do you want?!
Hughes: *mumbles* lilltle rude..*clears his throat* Let's get a drink!!
Roy: *opens his door* Let's go!!
10 minutes later
Havoc: Here they come!!! Hey! The colonel's wearing civvies!!
Hughes opens the door.
Roy: What do you think you were fooling, Maes?
Hughes: What are you talkin about?
Roy: Throwing me a bachelor party....AND NOT TELLING ME?!?!?!
Havoc: How'd ya know?
Roy: *shrugs* Kinda overheard it before I entered the room earlier today.
In Eastern City's town square.

Ed: *all smiles*
Al: Ed? Why are he back here?
Ed: That morally bankrupt colonel is having a bachelor party.
Al: And you plan on going?
Ed: *looks up at Al* OF COURSE NOT!!! But he'll be getting a hangover, and I wanna be there to laugh at him!!
Al: Brother!
Ed: *imatating Roy* 'Oh man...I don't feel so well.' *regular voice* That will be a sight to see!!
Al: Whatever...
Back at Eastern Command.
Roy: *leaning against the wal* So come here often?
Havoc: Sir, that's a lamp...
Roy: I'm talking to the girl next to the lamp!
Hughes: Roy, that's a barstool.
Roy: I'm talking to the girl on the barstool.
Hughes: That's Black Hayate.
Roy: And ain't she a beaut!!
Havoc: Hayate's a boy, sir...
Roy: I think I had enough to drink.
Hughes: What happened to Full Metal?
Roy: I may have said that the party was in Liore....or maybe it was a typo....
Lust: *walks over to Roy* Hey there, Colonel.
Roy: Didn't Elric detain her?
Hughes: Yeah. Havoc?
Havoc: He did, but I let her loose for this.
In the hall.
Riza: I swear, Black Hayate. Can't you go before me going to bed?
Black Hayate: *barks*
Riza: *hears Roy's voice* What's Roy doing here?
Black Hayate: *stops at the door and barks*
Inside.
Roy: Wait...Wait..Wait...wasn't that AFTER the----
Riza: What the...? What's going---
Ed: HEY!!! *points at Roy* You sent me to the military-controlled Liore, wanting me to die, huh?!?!?!
Roy: *looks up* Huh?
Riza: pulls out a gun* IT'S AFTER HOURS!!! EVERYONE OUT!!! *to Ed* Full Metal, get Lust and detain her again. *to Havoc* You...I'll talk to you later...after I talk to HIM! *looks at Roy*
Roy: Yes....*stares at the gun* Honey?
Riza: *shoots twice* Havoc, get out of my face....but first drag the Colonel to his quarters.







PLANNED BY: Mrs.' Elric and Mustang, with help from Spaz (again!)
WRITTEN BY: Mrs. Mustang
BASED ON THE HIT ANIME SERIES!!



If you have any more ideas, for another story, just tell me!!


~Mrs. Mustang

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