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Thursday, April 12, 2007


   Sorry guys



It was on the good ship Venus
By christ, you should of seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mass was a ten foot penis
the captin of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Friggin' in the riggin'
friggin' in the riggin'
firggin' in the riggin'
there was fuck all else to do
Captin's name was Morgan
By christ he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he played
On his fuckin organ
the first mate was named Copper
by christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself to a stupor
the second mate was Andy
By christ he was a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
the cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
He circumcised the skipper
The captin's wife was Mable
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits' they nailed
her tits
Across the barroom table
The captin had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found her sexual quarters

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