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Friday, January 2, 2004
SOOO VERY SORRY!!!X_X!!
hey there... so sorry that I was unable to post those jokes the other day... ~_~ So very busy yesturday!
But I will post them up today... YAY!
OK here I go...
One day this beautiful blonde woman walks into the doctor's office. The lady had two bright red ears. So the doctor asked the lady, "What happened to your ears?" The lady replied, " Well... I was ironing my shirt and the phone rang... and by mistake I picked up the iron and put it to my ear." The doctor then said, " Oh... but then what happened to your other ear?" The lady then said, "The jack-ass phoned back!"
hehe ^o^... a guy friend at work told me that joke.
Well I have one more.. My Zia (zia means "aunt" in italian)...as I was saying.. my Zia told me this funny joke and I thought it was sooooo funny =^_^=!! I hope you all like it!
There was this beautiful upper class place and it was totally decked out. This man walks into the building. The guy then says to himself, " Ya know... I wonder, why does it take women so long to go to the bathroom?" So the guy looks around and then enters the girls washroom. And there he sees a toilet that looks like a thrown and it had these buttons and everything. So the man decides to use the toilet. He sees the first button... it says 'W'... The man pushes the button... and warm water sprays up... the guy goes, "Ah... that sure does feel nice." The guy then sees the next button.. it says 'D' on it. So the man pushes the button... and air comes out. The guy says, "Oh wow... now I know why these women take so long in the bathroom... this is great." The guy then sees a third button and it says 'P' on it. The man pushed the button and poof... powder sprays on his bottom. The man goes ,"This is so great... It feels so nice." Then the man comes across a button that says 'TR' on it. The man says, "Hm... TR..." The man then pushes the button. Then he wakes up in the hospital. The doctor says to the man, "Sir do you remember where you were before?" The man answers ," Yeah, I was in the women's bathroom and I was pressing all these buttons... and then I came to a button that said 'TR'... and that is the last thing I remember." The doctor then says, "The button that said 'TR'... that... That stands for Tampon Remover!"
hahaha lol =^_^=!! hehe... ow.. that has to hurt O_O!!
Well I hope you enjoyed the jokes. hehe ^o^!! I love hearing and telling jokes... it is soooo much fun!
Talk to ya later!!
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