Sunday, August 24, 2003

   Weeeeeeellp
I gotta go to class tomorrow.
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   I just thought I'd use this one for a change
Been awhile since I've posted something longer than a sentence. I've been busy with College and all that. Haven't even had time for M*A*S*H, or Buffy. Not too much time for sleep, either.

I'd tossed around the idea of living on campus long before the deadline was up. I wanted to, and still do. I think I'll miss out on alot. But, I recently had the opportunity to, even though I was way late. My Dad talked me out of it, or rather my Step-Mother did. I'd be saving something like Twenty grand by staying at home. I've been looking around for a new car recently, and the money I'd spend on room and board would cover it nicely. And here I get privacy, and some semblence of peace and quiet. We'll see what happens.

I met this incredible girl the first day of orientation. I arrived fashionably late to the meeting, meaning that there weren't many seats left. I perched myself on the arm of a chair while my Mom and Dad sat across from me. The people droned on until they had us introduce ourselves, and where we graduated High School from. Apparently I made an impression on this girl just by saying my name, major, and school. Later on when we were about to have lunch outside, we picked a choice spot in the shade. The girl and her mother asked if they could sit, because it was a choice spot. We agreed, and they sat. Introductions abounded, and the girl said she had told her mother I seemed like the only interesting person in the room. The room was full of people, by the way. ^^

Turns out, after about three days of non-stop revelation, that she likes nearly everything I do. She's a Black Belt at Tae Kwon Do, speaks Latin, loves reading, watching good movies, M*A*S*H, Anime, Fight Club, and is the smartest person I've probably ever met who is close to my age. She's got a bigger vocabulary than I do. I'm dumbfounded by that. Not only that, but I finally get to exercise mine around her. I can flaunt any words I want and I don't need to stop and explain anything. She's great. Anyway...hm. Seemed to have run out of steam there. I've got homework, and classes haven't even started yet. Tee-hee. Ah well, my schedule rocks hard core.

Oh, did I tell you I have letters in my right eye? I do. My eyes are a really bright icy blue, that usually catches people off-guard. The chick mentioned above was surprised when I took off my sunglasses. Anyway, I've got the letters RS right beneath my pupil, in my Iris. Strange, isn't it? It's by no stretch of the imagination either, they're pretty clearly RS. I think the R might be kinda backwards, but it's in a font that makes it hard to tell. ^^
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Wednesday, August 20, 2003

   Bweeheehee!
I've got the best friggin' college schedule ever!
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Tuesday, August 19, 2003

   Natas yb dessessop ma I
It's like an old record.

I'm being told that my comic should be a book, rather than a comic. Hm. I'd considered it before, but I'd sooner exhaust all my publishing possibilities before I spend the necessary time on turning it into a book. Which would be a massive undertaking. Monstrous, really. No way I could cram something satisfying to me in a single book either. I'm thinking I'd have to bust out a Harry Potter or something, and make a bajillion books. Well, I'd certainly have an occupation eh? If it does become a book, methinks I should wait until I'm out of college to write it. I mean, you don't have to be Anne Rice to write good comics, but you do have to be Anne Rice to write good books. Or other comparable authors. You know what I mean.
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Monday, August 18, 2003

   He yawning or what?
Bah.

I went to Yellow Springs today, which is the 'Town that never left the 60's'. Or something. That's the closest comic book shop I could find. And guess what? C'mon, guess. JUST GUESS DAMMIT!

You're right! They DID have JTHM!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAY! I bought the first two issues! YAY! SQUEE! Bwahahaha. I'm hungry.
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Sunday, August 17, 2003

   I got a tattoo
Of a giant question mark on my face.

I'm hungry. Have any of you watched the History Channel today? KKK and then Neo-Nazi's. What a crock. When's the last time you saw a Jewish person in America lynch someone? Yeah, that's what I thought. What about African-Americans? Besides making bad music, they don't do too much evil as a race either. But Caucasians...man. Are we that angry that they can jump higher and dance better than we can? I can't stand bigotry. Seriously, what can possess you to hate somebody else so badly that you want to kill them based only upon skin color or religion? Grr. The only race I hate as a race is my own. The only people I'd ever want to lynch as a whole would be racists. I'm racist against racists. *shrug* Just...grr. It's so stupid. This is 2003. Wake up.
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Friday, August 15, 2003

   Hm...
Is this one worried or constipated?

I think I'll delight you with another tale of Kelly. This one is from over a year ago. The end of the Spring Semester to be exact. The day before the last day Kelly was going to be around. I went up to hang out with everyone on that last day. And hang out we did. This was the first time I really consumed any alcohol. A very minute amount, but still, alcohol is alcohol. So anyway; We're watching movies, and shows, etc. She likes Invader Zim. ^^ so we watched that. AS the night goes on, the weather starts to deteriorate. I call up my Dad and tell him I'm going to be home late. He's fine with that. So I stay longer, and watch while everyone else plays drinking games. Rum and Dr. Pepper is horrible, by the way. The later it gets, the more I just want to stay, so I call my Dad up again and ask if I can stay over. He says okay. Imagine my delight, staying in a Girls Dorm. I was barely seventeen at the time if memory serves. Anyway, the night wears on, and people start to leave. Eventually we all decide to hit the sack, and I end up with a choice. I can sleep on the floor in Kelly's room, or I can share a bed with her. (Yeah, like it was really a choice)so I get in bed with Kelly, and she stays up to chat with a friend for a bit. I'm just sitting there, in her bed, waiting on them to finish so I can sleep. Finally they do. Kelly and I exchange a glance and a smile as she turns out the lights.

I woke up the next morning wondering where I was, and then realizing I was in fact in Heaven. It was bloody early though, and everyone else was out. I tried to go back to sleep, which eventually went through. A awoke again, still early. I killed time by reading the posters on the walls and stealing the occasional look at the sleeping face of Kelly. She's very cute when she's asleep. I fall asleep again, and awake to the sound of her alarm clock. She wakes up after about five minutes of it's beeping, whereas I couldn't decide whether I should turn it off or not. She looks at me, smiles, and tells me to hit the snooze. So I do. Repeat this two or three more times. She likes to sleep in. Finally, she wakes up and stays awake. She gives this glorious smile that warms the room, and makes me melt into a little puddle. We get dressed and all prepped and such, since her parents are coming to pick her up in a little while. I stand there awkwardly while she gets her final things ready, and I get up the nerve to leave. Finally, I start for the door. She gives me a very nice hug, and I say bye. Then I walk out of the room and down the flights of stairs out of the dorm. I walk out into the crisp, cool air, and get into my car. I can't help but be sad, because I won't see her for awhile. We exchange a few emails and IM conversations, but that's about it.

I really miss her. I really don't know why I'm indulging this stuff now. I'd pushed it aside all summer until recently someone I know brought her up, and said she had a gut feeling that we would be together. I've thought about her every day since. I'm not going to see her until January, since she's going on a Study abroad program to Japan. So I've got a bit of a road ahead before I even see her. Hopefully I can forget about her before then.
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Thursday, August 14, 2003

   Gyaha!
Take that, you dirty Kraut! I like face-splitting grins.

Oi. Can I maybe get a nice pleasant girlfriend? Not one that's smothering, not one that's never around...you can be crazy, because I am,just don't be smothering.

I used to be in a really intense relationship, in which we yammered on the phone constantly, and it was basically the opposite of the kind of girl I want now. We just talked all the time, or were together, or were at work. Now, I feel like one phone call a day is enough. Maybe that's just because the girl just isn't nearly the one. Who knows. Am I making sense? Oh well.

I'm gonna rant some more. I told this girl exactly what was going to happen in this relationship. We weren't going to date, we weren't going to have a future. It was going to be for the remainder of the summer, and it was mostly going to be a cuddling/physical thing. No love, because I don't have that to give. And I think she's getting too attached. I'm going to college this year, and she's still in High School.

I haven't told you about Kelly, have I? Ah, Kelly. How I love thee, let me count the ways. Nah. I think I'll skip that. But I like her alot. She's perfect. If you shrank a model to a reasonable size, you'd get her physically. If you put me, plus some sexiness and feminine wiles, in that gorgeous body, you'd get Kelly. Oh, she likes some harder music than I do, but that's no big deal. She has these eyes man. Eyes that haunt you. Eyes that peel you like an onion, and make you feel so vulnerable. Eyes that just captivate you, hold you in a supernatural grasp and make your heart slam against your chest. Eyes that stop time. I can't describe what color they are. To put it blandly, they're usually a dark greenish, brownish...yeah. I can't describe them. I was at this party with her, and she sat down next to me. It was a Halloween party, so she was in a witch costume, and I was dressed in the garb you catch a glimpse of in my pic. I was a Vampire. Anyway, she sits down next to me, and my heart skips. She sets her drink in her lap, and looks at me. She asks me how I am, and I turn to her and say I'm fine. She asks if I'm having fun, and I say yes. I'm quiet most of the time, so you can't really tell when I'm having fun or not. She looks at me, with those eyes. The room around me disappears. Everything is there, but it doesn't matter, because she is looking at me. Not just looking at me, but staring, grabbing me with her eyes. They are telling me to look back. Those eyes ate me alive. Swallowed me whole.

And all the words I spout don't mean anything. She's taken, and I'll never have her. Not a chance. She's going to marry this dick that looks like a goat, and there's nothing I can do about it.

I'd sell my soul
my self esteem
a dollar at a time
for one chance
one kiss
one taste of you
my magdalena

~A Perfect Circle
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Wednesday, August 13, 2003

   THEY'RE AFTER ME!!
That's the best I can come up with for that face. I think this will be the standard introduction, a comment on the smiley's.

I'm watching M*A*S*H again. Such a good show. This one is pretty incredible. An injured Captain thinks he's Jesus Christ. M*A*S*H was really groundbreaking.

"Tell me, is it true that God answers all prayers?"

"Yes, but sometimes the answer is no."

That's just awesome.
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Tuesday, August 12, 2003

   I know I sound like a broken record..
But we need more faces.

You catch Nip/Tuck? Man, that show is just incredible. At first I thought it would just be an excuse to show skin and flash names, you know? But no...I was wrong. Deep, dark, sinister and humorous. It is my new favorite show. Well, new show. I've got a long hall of fame to beat. I kinda hoped I had more to say.

Okay, how many summers of fire will it take for these people to realize that Forest Fires/Wildfires are good things? They renew forests, taking out the old dead stuff and popping open good and new things. Yeah, they burn down houses and all...but I've got an easy solution to it; Stop building them next to forests that are at risk of fire. Canada doesn't burn often does it? The Appalachians, too, tend not to burn very often. If you MUST live in an area where you disturb wildlife and run the risk of death by bear, then go there. If you don't ABSOLUTELY have to, then live someplace else your friggin' nimrods.

I've said my rant. Thank you, and good day.
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