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Tuesday, August 26, 2003

Mother Goose (TM)
All the King's horses
and all the King's men
couldn't put Humpty
together again.

"It's the wall that's to blame,"
The lawyers loudly alleged.
They claim Humpty's the victim
for cracking his head.

So the Dumpty's brought suit,
no one was out of their range.
Someone would pay for their loss,
no matter how strange.

None were spared from the court,
no connection too small,
the whole town sharing the blame
for the irresponsible fall.

The Landowner, the Mayor,
even the Mason who built it,
had to get their own lawyers
to fight this nit-writ.

After years of court battles,
as anyone could foresee,
there would be only losers,
excluding arrorneys and their fee."

- Non Sequitur.
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