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Thursday, March 24, 2005


   stupid fanficcomicwhatever part one: lord of the ears
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kagome: wahaha i am the only one on the planet who can pet these adorable ears, isnt that right, inuyasha?
inuyasha: your yanking them...

me: ooooooh what adorable doggie ears *drools* must... resist... touch...
inuyasha: *hypnotized* youre good *falling asleep* are you a professional?
me: well, i have two dogs but their ears are all dirty unlike urs *teehee*

kikyo: wait one minute you pack of bakas this man will only enjoy MY way of scratching his ears! they are mine alone to scratch!

inuyasha: *maniacle laughter* wahahahaha kikyo, c'mon! dont you think i can decide for myself who can scratch my ears, eh?
me: yeah!
kagome: yeah! ...hey! what are you doing here anyway?
me: destiny beckoned at my door and thus i am here.
kagome: whats with the fancy words?!

miroku: shes sounding like me *looks me over* *ahem* sana, would you like to have the privialge of bearing my--

kikyo: HEY! enough of your stupid monk fantasys! the point here is inuyasha is MINE to stroke his ears! noone elses!

miroku: *sulks* now im never gonna ask you to bear my child, so there! *muttermutter*

sesshoumaru: who cares about my filthy half-breed brother when i can allow you to come with me?...that is, if i ALLOW you.
me:go away fluffy your just jelous you diddnt win the hottest guy contest last month.
sesshoumaru: *twitch* call me fluffy again and DIE. plus, only 5 people voted in that stupid contest you friendless buffoon.
me: WAAAH! MEANIE! MEANIE! FLUFFY! I DO SO HAVE FRIENDS! THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO YOU DOGGIE-EARLESS TURD!

sesshoumaru: never before has one so dared to defile me... *starts whipping and i run for my life screaming FLUFFY FLUFFY!*

HOURS LATER...surely enough, kikyo went to collect more souls, kagome had a big math test, i was still dodging fluffys whip, and miroku ended up getting carpal tunnel from scratching inuyashas ears for hours on end. *note inuyasha fell asleep* poor miroku thought it would be calming for him and his being turned down by two women...

THE END.


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