***WARNING: MILD LANGUAGE***
"do you realize what you did wrong, sora?"
sora looked up at naraku and shivered. sometimes she wondered if her new body was worth it.
"i..." she gulped, "i underestimated sana."
"you underestimated them all" naraku said, "you took sabrina for a weakling and sana for a ditzy buffoon."
"well, she was last time i saw her! she changed, or grew up some... hers and sabrinas power is so huge--"
"sora, sora sora." naraku smirked. "if you needed more power, why diddnt you ask?"
"i dont--"
he embedded another shard in sora. "now your strength will rival even inuyasha."
"th... thank you." sora sighed. he truely did care about her... right?
"now," naraku opened a large book that looked much like the one i came in through, "i summon the human inkenyo 2.0."
with a blinding flash of light, a girl entered the room. "woah," she said looking around, "where am i... ohmygosh! na...raku? no way! i hate you!"
"obviously, you pathetic fangirl." naraku sighed.
"hey! dont call me that you basta--" all the sudden she was cut off by naraku touching her.
"ooowwwww..." she moaned, "huh? wh, where am i? who are you?"
'a memory curse!' thought sora, 'brilliant!'
"you work for me," naraku told her, "you are aginst a hanyou called inuyasha who has summoned you from your home in order to kill you for vile purpouses. sora and i have saved you and rid you of the memory of the horrible ordeal."
"no... way." inkenyo 2.0 choked, "why?"
"who knows" sora answered, "from now on avenge your humiliation and destroy him. use the aid of this shikon shard." she said giving her a shard.
"yes! i will!"
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"ok!" i said cheerfully to the gang, "i made t-shirts for everyone! inuyasha! you first!"
i slung a shirt over his head that read 'real men have dog ears.'
"uuuhhh... thanks, sana." inuyasha said looking embarrased.
"ive got one for everyone! step right up!"
sangos read 'bite me, bite my boomerang,' sabrinas read 'ill grant you 3 wishes...for a price,' shippos read 'annoyingly kawii,' kagomes read 'sit, boy!' and mirokus read 'bear my children, anybody?'
"this is great!" miroku smiled, "now all the women have to do is say 'yes'!"
sango bashed him over the head when all the trees in the forest crashed down. little metal stars flew in every direction cutting us and ripping our clothes!
"inuyasha!" a voice cried out, "prepare to die!"
a girl came flying out of nowhere swinging a rope that cut down more trees and almost hit inuyasha!
"what the hell, what did i do?!" he yelled at inkenyo 2.0.
"you know what you did!" she cried, "die!"
she swung the rope again and inuyashas shirt was ripped beyond repair. no, i diddnt think how conveniently hot that was... much.
inuyasha lunged for her and she suddenly dissapeared. she reappeared behind him and he dodged a killing swing, but got seriously injured and was bleeding heavily.
"HEY!" sabrina, kagome and i cried, "what do you think your doing?!"
"this man tried to kill me!" she answered.
"kill you, i dont even know you!" inuyasha konked her over the head.
"oww..." she moaned and fell to the ground.
"inuyasha!" sabrina screamed smacking him, "murderous or not, shes a girl! you cant hit a girl!"
inkenyo 2.0 put her hand to her head. a shikon jewel shard popped out of a cut. "hey!" she gasped, "what am i doing here?"
sabrina and i looked at each other. "what do you mean?" sabrina asked.
"i dont remember anything..."
inuyasha hit her again. "now what?"
"INUYASHA!" we all screamed in unison.
"oh!" she gasped again smiling, "now i remember! that bastard naraku tricked me! he tried to make me aginst you, inuyasha-- just like what he did to sango!"
she hugged inuyasha. "how could i ever be aginst someone as sexy as you?"
kagome and sabrina exchanged glances and looked at me. i bet they were thinking, 'here we go again...'
...TO BE CONTINUED!
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