me: we have a guest with us today!
inkenyo 2.0: hes the star of fullmetal alchemest, cartoon networks hottest new show!
sabrina: hes nothing SHORT of a star! lets give it up for EDWARD ELRIC!
*clap track*
me: hello ed... may i call you ed?
ed: uh, sure.
sabrina: *stands up* woah, your a little sh-- *my hand muffles her mouth*
me: SEXY! hahahahehehe yes i said it, we all got the hots 4 u ed-baby! ha!
*inkenyo 2.0 looks at me as if i am insane*
me: *whispers to gang* lets make him feel like a hottie, k? most guys on these talk shows make fun of him.
inkenyo 2.0: ok! this will b good 4 ur acting skills!
sabrina: u better pay me for this...
*we all turn to ed with big goo-goo eyes.*
ed: eheheh... whats wrong you guys? *sweatdrop*
me: oh, ed, you kidder!
inkenyo 2.0: yes, kidding little boy-- i mean studly man.
sabrina: hey, sana is a few months younger than you and a girl and shes taller than you. heh... weird!
me: GAH THATS BECAUSE IM FREAKISHLY PROPORTIONED! oh, ed, *sob* will you comfort my freakishly tall body? *sits in lap*
inkenyo 2.0: oh, ed... you are so cute!
me: yes... a rival to inuyasha. i heard you use alchemy? you can fix anything? how macho of you.
ed: eheheh... thats... true, i guess...
sabrina: oh! this pickle jar needs opening from a strong, handsome not-at-all shortie! ed? how bout you? *hands him jar*
ed: uh, i guess... these are not so tricky heh... oof. ...ugh....gah.
me: *grabs pickle jar* this is one of shippos trick never openable pickle jars! screw this! *tosses it away*
shippo: *walks in* hey, whos the shrimpy guest star?
inkenyo 2.0: LOOK WHOS TALKING! ed baby, hes such an immature little... ed?
ed: *twitch*
inuyasha: *walks in* hey whats up you guys? ...sana? inkenyo? sabrina? what are you all doing on shrimptoasts lap?
ed: *twitch twitch* do you have a problem with my stature... dog-boy?! is my highth FUNNY to you?
inuyasha: yeah it is.
*inu and ed roll around on the ground hitting each other raising havok*
me: c'mon, you guys! stop! sto--*inu kicks cameraman unconcious and breaks camera*
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