there were some questions about the new character naraku made, mary-sue. dosnt seem like feudal japan material, eh? well mary-sue is a parodie on the perfect self inserts in fanfictions dubbed 'mary-sues.' ask steptoussai for more info!
...inuyasha, me, and the whole gang were drying off after a long swim in the lake. even his half sister inukasumi seemed content, which was odd because she was usually working her butt off at finding naraku.
"that was sooo refreshing!" kagome sighed.
"yep, sure was!" i answered happily, "this was so much fun. its been forever since i took a swim."
"ditto." sabrina and inkenyo 2.0 laughed.
all the sudden we heard screaming in the distance. and buzzing. inuyashas ears pricked up. "narakus insects!" he said under his breath jumping into action with miroku and sango who, surprisingly enough, was in her slayer outfit. the rest of us followed as well.
"iron-reaver!" inuyasha shouted.
"claws of crushing fury!" inukasumi shouted at the same time and they made identicle slashing motions. sometimes it was so cute how alike they were, i thought to myself.
the wasps were slashed into oblivion with the two demons awesome power, and a pretty girl they had been chasing fell to the ground sobbing.
"oh, thank you so much," she sniffled, "they were after me--for this!" she held up a shard of the sacred jewel.
inuyasha, suprisingly, diddnt snatch it out of her hand. he just... held her close to him?!
kagome twitched.
"its ok," he said softly, "your safe now..."
"thank you. you are so kind." the girl smiled closing her eyes.
inkenyo 2.0, sabrina and i dragged him away for a second.
"what the heck, inuyasha?" inkenyo 2.0 hissed, "are you trying the jelousy tactic on kagome?"
"huh?" inuyasha said bluntly, "whaddaya mean jelousy tactic?"
"you are all ga-ga over that girl!" sabrina shrieked, "you would think you had a crush on her or something."
"oooooooo!" i teased, "inu-kun has a widdle cwush!"
"shut up!" he shouted, "what would you know about that kinda thing?!"
we all stared at him like he was the loch-ness monster or something. was he talking to me that way?!
"you arent serious..." sabrina said cautiously, "you never noticed?"
"noticed what?"
"sana hitting on you every two seconds?"
"wha?!"
sabrina sighed. "so you thought her giving you excuses to rip your shirt off... and let her ride with you... and tweak you ears... and sit on your lap crooning over how cute you are was just teasing?"
"yeah." he answered simply, "she... loves me?"
"duh! you idiot!" i shrieked, "god you are dumb!"
inuyasha ignored me. "see her hair?" he said into space dizzily, "its... gold! and her eyes are blue like the sky--"
sabrina motioned to her blond hair and blue eyes. "hello? what else is new?"
"yeah, but shes pretty!"
sabrina froze. we all did.
"inuyasha you jerk!" inkenyo 2.0 cried, "she is your best friend!"
"so?" he shrugged, "i dont care if shes not pretty."
"ok, that does it!" inkenyo 2.0 had to hold me back from killing inuyasha as sabrina turned around with a sad look on her face. "you jerk!" i screamed again, "fine! go be a jerk i hate you! if you treat your best friend like this im never gonna speak to you again!!!"
"good!" inuyasha smiled, walking off to the girl. "whats your name, young lady?" miroku asked.
"mary-sue." she smiled with fluttering eyelashes. all the guys in our gang had surrounded her like she was a goddess, including shippo, who was in her lap!
"those idiots," sango muttered coming up behind us, "you would think they never saw a scantily-clad damsel in distress."
"inuyasha has become a jerk." i told her, "im not his friend any more, i hate him."
"you know you love him, sana." sango laughed.
"nuh-uh! im never gonna like him again!"
"he called me ugly," sabrina sniffed, "i dont think im his best friend any more."
"he will apologize. he loves you all, you know..." sango stopped as she saw miroku fondling mary-sue--and she was laughing!
"that bastard!" she growled, "perverted idiot!"
"what has gotten into them?" inkenyo 2.0 said, "its almost like shes put a spell on them!"
i gasped as i saw mary-sue look me in the eye...and sneer.
--TO BE CONTINUED!
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