Jump to User:

myOtaku.com: newmooninuyasha


Friday, June 10, 2005


sana-chan in wonderland episode 25: perfection is annoying
*3| | |my post!| | |4* 3| | |please comment!| | |4*>
did u all know my hamster died? i may have posted but 4got... ne way nvmind back 2 the story!


"hey, you, mary-sue!" i said storming up to the beutiful girl who was cuddling so close to miroku and inuyasha, "whats your story?"
"i have a shard of the sacred jewel, and these wasps chased me for it! oh, i am just so helpless!"
and so vomit inducing, i thought to myself.
"well, now that your saved you should probably be on your way..." inkenyo 2.0 started, but inuyasha and miroku cut her off franticly.
"she is in danger!!!" inuyasha cried, "narakus after her, we cant just leave her!"
"so grab her shard and she'll be safe." sango said bluntly.
"i dont think so, that would be immoral." miroku said in a pure voice.
"who are you to talk about morals?!" sango yelled as we held her back, "she's a bloody damsel in distress she will only ruin everything! inukasumi has a job to do, we cant have this ditz slowing us down!"
mary sue burst out in tears.
"look what you did!" inuyasha screamed, but then his voice got soft and quiet, "its ok, we are going to take care of you."
"oh no we arent!" i said, "we all have to pull our own weight around here! we all have some power, weapon or ability that can help us help ourselves! she cant do that shes a dumb blonde!"
"hey!" sabrina said jokingly, she was blonde as well yet far from dumb, "you see, mary sue," she said as calm as possible, "inuyasha is half-demon. miroku has spiritual powers and a wind tunnel. sango is a proffesional demon slayer. shippo is a good distraction, but can help himself. sana has psycokenetic powers, inkenyo 2.0 has memory curse abilities and i have a wishing amulet," she ended, motioning to her dragon stone necklace.
"and i have buisness with naraku... and my mother." inukasumi said, "plus i am a demon, well, 3 quarters. you just arent..."
"...dog-ears gang material." i chimed in.
"since when do we have a nickname?" inuyasha asked me.
"since forever, get my drift?" i said threateningly, "you gotta go home, mary sue."
"oh! but i am powerful!" she said cheerfully, she took out a pretty diamond necklace from her pocket.
"spirits of the gods, hear my plea! bestow your powers unto my key, grant me your powers!" a pink light flowed around her, and she instantly had a new pink outfit on (skimpy, of course,) and proved herself quite powerful indeed: she made the rainclouds dissapear from the sky and a rain of cherry blossoms entered all of japan.
"woah! awesome! you are with us the whole way, mary sue!" inuyasha cheered.
"will you pleeeease bear my children?" miroku begged.
"of course, of course, but there will be time for that later!" she giggled, "lets go find naraku!"
"how do you know abou--"
"shut up and lets let her lead us!" shippo cut me off. did noone notice how... familliar that looked to card captor sakura?! and how phonily fake that was?! and how miroku begged and said 'pleeeease' bear my children?! and how inuyasha was more than happy to follow a woman?!?! us girls did. but the boys seemed entranced as they followed the lovely girl through the forest. that idiot had made it hotter than ever because she drove the long-awaited rainclouds away, and we were left to choke on stupid flowers.

that girl was going down.

--TO BE CONTINUED!!!

(p.s: im making a suprise for all of you! hope u all enjoy it later this week...^^)

Comments (8)

« Home