hey, outlaw melfina! i diddnt delete you... did i? im sorry! this happened w/ sesslover18 too! why does bad things always happen to me? i will check my friends and c if u r deleted. stupid list!X( did ne one else get deleted?
..."i knew it from the start!" i cried, "you are putting them under a curse you jerk! just because you cant get a boyfriend for yourself--!"
kagome tapped me on the back. "theres a shiny strand of thread coming from the guys necks!"
i looked closely. sure enough there was!
"your with narakuMMPH!" kagome slapped her hand over my mouth.
"what do you think your doing?!" she cried
"ah. so you figured it out." mary-sue sighed. "well... all the better for you."
"naraku or not, you cant take us by yourself! your outnumbered!" sabrina cheered optimisticly.
"oh really?" mary sue laughed, her eyes turning red and fangs emerging from her mouth, her blonde hair like snakes, "your men are mine, your demon girl is dead, and your wishing stone is..." she pulled out a dragon stone necklace from her sleazy shirt.
"you stole it!" sabrina gasped
"that tears it!" sango pulled out her boomerang bone and hurled it at mary sue, only for her to catch it and toss it back at sango, knocking her out.
"sango!" kagome screamed, "wake up!"
"we can take her!" i said, stepping over sango and inukasumi protectively, and used my psychic powers to ...not knock her backward?
"ah. i feel the force, my unnatractive friend." mary sue smiled with a wide, evil grin, "but i am too strong for such weak powers."
"shut up!" i yelled, "inkenyo 2.0!" she turned her head and i used my powers to push her to the guys who were watching the fight, eating... well, popcorn provided by mary sue.
"what the heck didja do that for?!" she screamed, "what... aaaaah... i get it now!" she easily knocked inuyasha, shippo and miroku to the floor, unwrapped the prayer beads from her hands, and grabbed each of their heads.
"are you on drugs?!" mary sue laughed menecingly, "thats not going to--!"
inuyasha, miroku and shippo blinked furiously as if they just woke up from a bad dream.
"woah..." miroku gulped, "eheheh... whoops."
"hell yeah, 'whoops!'" inkenyo 2.o growled knocking him and inuyashas heads together, "do you know what you just did?!"
"noooo!" mary sue screamed, "you arent going to get away!"
"dont look into her eyes, boys!" sabrina shouted over the howling wind
"huh?"
"shes like the medusa--for men! if you look into her eyes your going to be under the spell again!"
"right!" shippo agreed with his eyes closed, "foxfire!"
a blue light swirled around mary sues eyes. "aaaah!" she cried, "i cant seeee!"
"now its time to finish her off!" inuyasha yelled, "this is the last time you trick me! WIND SCAR!!!"
mary sue gasped as she was blasted into oblivion.
"mirooookuuuuu!" she cried, "let me bear your children!"
"sorry, lady, i have a strict 'no dead women' policy on my list of acceptable women." he smirked as he cleaned up the mess with his wind tunnel.
all was quiet.
"um, well, ahhh..." inuyasha stammered, "the thing is--i was tricked! it can happen to anyone--it always happens to you girls--"
"inuyasha?" kagome said.
"yes?"
kagomes face grew very scary looking indeed as she belted out "SIIIIIIITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT SIT!"
but after inuyasha was about 10 feet ito the earth, she climbed in, pulled him out, and gave him a big hug. "dont ever do that again or it'll be death by 'sit.'"
"waaaugh!"
"sorry! that diddnt count!"
--TO BE CONTINUED!
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