Jump to User:

myOtaku.com: Niadra


Tuesday, February 22, 2005


   Niadra News........ aren't you just quivering with excitement???
Well.... hmmmmm...... today on Niadra news, I was having severe separation anxiety from my TB movie. I know, I'm pathetic, but who wants to go to school when you have an anime at home that you haven't gotten sick of watching yet? Also, there is a boy in my school whom I believe might possibly like me and he's not one of the 7th grade idiots, he's an 8th grader. well today after school i found out he plays the guitar. pretty well, 2. I have something sort of funny to show you. I shall pick the funniest ones. they're typos from actual church announcements and bulletins. (not my church's!)

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today is cancelled due to a conflict.

Don't let worry kill you off- let the chuch help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, there's a nursery downstairs.

The rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break forth into joy".

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

and then there's this one, which i think is rude but rather funny:

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I upped my pledge- up yours."

ha. that cracks me up.

Comments (2)

« Home