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Wednesday, April 6, 2005


   I am a doorknob psychiatrist and i don't even wanna see that look you're giving me.
Some people have no idea how much doorknobs worldwide suffer EVERY DAY... because of them... the people who gave them a job and a place and then forgot them.
BEING IGNORED
-I have polled my patients and come to this conclusion: many doorknobs are NOT getting the love and support they need! Used, but taken for granted- do you have any idea how stressful and depressing that is? These poor, neglected souls- silently suffering! They are perhaps the most abused of everyday inanimate objects-- save for remote controls. for a full report on the feeling of remote controls, see my friend tohru168/kagura12, the remote control therapist. And so I am forming the DSS (doorknob support society) to guide these neglected rounded objects to a common goal-- more freedom for household appliances!!!


a happy little doorknob

yes i know i'm a freak. you can get that look off your face now or it'll stick like that.

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