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Saturday, November 12, 2005


  
last night my parents took knox and me to a play. we thought it was gonna be sooo boring because the beginning was really slow. but it turned out to be the FREAKING FUNNIEST AND BEST PLAY I HAVE EVER SEEN!! it was called "arsenic and old lace" and it was basically about these two old ladies who kill people XD
sounds really really wierd, and i guess it was. but it was so funny! they did it because a lonely old guy who'd been staying at their house had a heart attack and died there, and they thought he looked so peaceful they wanted to help other lonely people "find that same peace". XD okaaayyyy
they were very indignant to being called murderers they thought it was mercy killing, what they were doing. they poisoned people. their nephew found out 'cause he lifted up the window seat and there was a dead guy in there
anyway soon after he found out, a guy came to rent a room there, and the guy's aunts asked him where he lived, and he said he didn't have a home. *aunts give each other meaningful looks* then they asked about his family and he said he didn't have one. *ANOTHER meaningful look* so then they went and got the poisoned elderberry wine they used on people and the nephew saw the guy about to drink it and totally freaked out and chased him out the door yelling "RUUUNNNN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!" then he slammed the door and said to the aunts "you can't DO that!!!!!!"
and his brother teddy who was slightly wrong in the head thought he was teddy roosevelt, so every time he went up the stairs he ran and yelled "CHARRRGE!!!" (he was our favorite character XD)
the aunts got him to bury the dead people in the cellar (which to him was panama) by telling him that the dead peopl were yellow fever victims. they told him this one time "oh, teddy dear, there's been another yellow fever victim.."
teddy: ANOTHER?
aunts: yes and he's in the window seat, so do you think you could bury him in panama sometime soon?
teddy: the window seat? good god, it must be spreading! we've never had it over there before!!

ahhh anyway i'm rambling. but it was really really really good. we laughed so hard we couldn't breathe afterward.
XD ahahaha
~empress niadra

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