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Friday, November 28, 2003

   Hallo!
Well, I'm in a bit of a better mood. But I had to say...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIGRESS! Everyone, it's Red Tigress' birthday! She's 17! Be sure to stop by her page and say Happy Birthday!

And for your present, I sent an e-card!

Since I have nothing else to say, I'll share a little slam poem with you guys!

You're too skinny.
It looks like you haven't eaten
since 1993.
You'll carry around that sandwich
at lunch, but trust me,
you won't eat it.
I can see your heart beating
through your caved in chest.
I'll bet you weigh 90 pounds
wearing a wet parka
and carrying a llama.
If I strike you against sandpaper,
you'll catch fire.
Now, if you say those pants
make you look fat one more time,
I swear to God I'll slap you.

(Yes, I came up with this in a dressing room in JCPenny ^__^)
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