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Wednesday, December 24, 2003


   Merry Christmas, everyone
Hello! Well, tommorow's Christmas. Wow. Where the hell did that come from, huh? I was in church today, and it hit me when Father Greg was talking about the Nativity. It was so crazy.

Speaking of church, I've never been around so many crying kids in my life. Make them stop.

Oh yeah, I saw the creepiest Christmas joke today. Since you all have nothing better to do, I'll share it with you:
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The Lost Ending Of Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol

The joy was infectious as Ebeneezer Scrooge and all the Cratchits gathered around the table to eat their goose.

"My goodness," laughed Scrooge as he took a bite, "this turkey is bigger than Tim!" Everyone laughed happily.

"Come to think of it, where is Tim?" asked Bob Cratchit. "Wait, who's that by the fire?"

"Oh, that's the goose!" replied Mrs. Cratchit. Bob looked puzzled.

"So where's Tim?"
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Eeeek, I told you it was creepy. If I had a nickel for every time a literary legend got eaten like poultry...

Anyways, I'm off. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. Love you guys!

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