|
myOtaku.com
• Join Today!
My Pages
• Home
• Portfolio
• Guestbook
• Quiz Results
Vitals
Gender
•
Female
Location
• some where
Member Since
• 2004-02-22
Occupation
• school
Real Name
• Currnently going by Ivy
Personal
Achievements
• drawing
Anime Fan Since
• 6 years ago.
Favorite Anime
• To many to list.
Goals
• Artist, and what ever else I feel like doing.
Hobbies
• Drawing, sports, video games, photography, other stuff.
Talents
• Eh...
|
|
|
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Really Random Quotes *claps*
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I choose the one I've never tried.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
A company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
-- Albert Einstein
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
It's all fun and games intill some one gets hurt. Then it's hularious.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies probably because generally they are the same people.
In a Battle of wits, size means nothing
Woot!Ramdom Quotes! Gotta love them! :)
Comments
(1)
« Home |
|
