Thursday, December 21, 2006

   Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!!!!
hey, merry (almost) Christmas to everyone!!! fans of jak 2 will get the joke, and the rest will think it's funny. I think it's hilarious, but that's me. well, i didn't write this, just so you know. but don't you think it'd be so funny if carolers sang this??? XDD
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The Twelve Days of Jak 2 Christmas

By Light-Eco-Sage

Almost the whole gang was at the Naughty Ottsel several days before Christmas. Not because they wanted to get drunk, but because Daxter had procrastinated on his decorating for Christmas, so now his demanding that everyone come and help.

“Uh… cherries…” Sig said to Daxter and Torn as he worked to festoon ribbons to the walls. “I won’t stand there if I was you.”

“What the hell, Sig?” Daxter yelled, “I can stand where ever the hell I want! It’s MY bar!”

“You can’t tell me what to do!” Torn yelled. “Just cause you have that stupid PeaceMaker, you think you can order me around, but you can’t!”

“Suit yourself, though you should know that that’s where Keira hung the mistletoe.” Sig laughed, then he added: “Pucker up.”

Torn and Daxter looked up and, indeed, there was mistletoe hanging from the ceiling. “Eww!” They both shouted as they jumped out from under it.

“Stupid mistletoe!” Torn spat as he gazed up at the innocent looking leaves. “Of all the stupid Christmas traditions!”

Suddenly, Jak stormed in and he looked mighty pissed. “DAXTER!”

“Watch out, Jak.” Daxter said, “You’re standing on the deadly spot!”

“Wha?” Jak looked up and saw the mistletoe, he quickly leapt out from under it. “Who put that up there?” Jak asked.

“Keira…” Daxter began, but Jak remembered his anger.

“Daxter, I have a problem with my… er… costume.” Jak said.

“Why?” Daxter asked, “It’s perfect for you!”

“I refuse to dress up as Santa Claus!” Jak roared.

“Come on, Jak, its business!” Daxter said. “You sit here, let a few kids sit on your lap and listen to their Christmas wishes! In the meantime their parents are buying a couple drinks! It’s foolproof! I’ll make a bunch of money! Beside, you’re already kind of fat…”

“Why you little…” Jak raged, “I am NOT fat!”

“You weigh more than I do!” Daxter retorted. Everyone stared at him.

“Daxter, you are a 10 pound rat. What am I suppose to do about that?” Jak said, then he added, “Besides, muscle weighs more than fat…”

“Boys, stop fighting!” Samos said, “It’s Christmas! Jak, please, for ONCE just swallow your pride and put on the suit!” Jak growled and walked into one of the back rooms. “Okay, when Jak gets back, we’ll sing Christmas songs!”

“Oh oh! I know which one we should do!” Daxter cried, “The Twelve Days of Christmas!’ Except, I hate the words. ‘A partridge in a pear tree?’ What is a ‘Partridge?’ And what the hell is a ‘Pear tree’ for that matter? Let’s make up our own words!”

“Good idea!” Everyone said as Jak walked in, wearing the Santa suit, beard and all. Everyone laughed.

“See, I knew you guys would laugh at me!” Jak growled.

“Just in time, Jak, we’re going to sing our own version of the ‘Twelve Days of Christmas!” Daxter said, “Oh, by the way, you get the first verse!”

“Wha?” Jak asked, then Daxter interrupted him.

“And a-one, and a-two!” The live band started playing.

(A/N: Since when did Daxter have a live band? They popped out of a plot-hole.)

Everyone sang:

“On the first day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:”

Jak did some quick thinking before singing:

“An Ottsel on my shoulder just for me!”

Everyone sang:

“On the second day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:”

Keira jumped in:

“Two Jet-Boards!”

Everyone sang:

“And an Ottsel on my shoulder just for me!

On the third day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:”

Daxter yelled out:

“Three hot chicks!”

Everyone sang:

“Two Jet-Boards,

And an Ottsel on my shoulder just for me!

On the fourth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:”

Sig jumped in:

“Four Morph-Guns!”

Everyone sang:

“Three hot chicks,

Two Jet-Boards,

And an Ottsel on my shoulder just for me!

On the fifth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:”

Suddenly, Praxis ran in and yelled:

“Five Seals of Mar!”

Jak shot Praxis, then joined everyone in singing:

“Four Morph-Guns,

Three hot chicks,

Two Jet-Boards,

And an Ottsel on my shoulder just for me!

On the sixth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:”

Torn jumped in:

“Six Metal-Heads dyin’!”

Everyone sang:

“Five Seals of Mar!

Four Morph-Guns,

Three hot chicks,

Two Jet-Boards,

And an Ottsel on my shoulder just for me!

On the seventh day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:”

A Krimzon Guard came in:

“Seven Guards a-runnin’!”

Everyone sang:

“Six Metal-Heads dyin’,

Five Seals of Mar!

Four Morph-Guns,

Three hot chicks,

Two Jet-Boards,

And an Ottsel on my shoulder just for me!

On the eighth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

Erol ran in:

“Eight Eco Treatments!”

Everyone, but Jak who was too busy killing Erol, sang:

“Seven Guards a-runnin’,

Six Metal-Heads dyin’,

Five Seals of Mar!

Four Morph-Guns,

Three hot chicks,

Two Jet-Boards,

And an Ottsel on my shoulder just for me!

On the ninth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:”

Daxter jumped in:

“Nine Krews a-floatin’!”

Everyone winched at the memory of the tub of lard, but sang:

“Eight Eco Treatments,

Seven Guards a-runnin’,

Six Metal-Heads dyin’,

Five Seals of Mar!

Four Morph-Guns,

Three hot chicks,

Two Jet-Boards,

And an Ottsel on my shoulder just for me!

On the tenth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:”

Sig jumped in:

“Ten Poopsie Bears!”

Everyone stared at Sig as they sang:

“Nine Krews a-floatin’,

Eight Eco Treatments,

Seven Guard a-runnin’,

Six Metal-Heads dyin’,

Five Seals of Mar!

Four Morph-Guns,

Three hot chicks,

Two Jet-Boards,

And an Ottsel on my shoulder just for me!

On the eleventh day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:”

Keira jumped in:

“Eleven Jaks a-talkin’!”

Everyone sang:

“Ten Poopsie Bears,

Nine Krews a-floatin’,

Eight Eco Treatments,

Seven Guards a-runnin’,

Six Metal-Heads dyin’,

Five Seals of Mar!

Four Morph-Guns,

Three hot chicks,

Two Jet-Boards,

And an Ottsel on my shoulder just for me!”

“Bring it down!” Daxter called out.

Everyone sang:

“On the twelfth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:”

Jak sang:

“Twelve Darks a-slashin’!”

Everyone joined in:

“Eleven Jaks a-talkin’,

Ten Poopsie Bears,

Nine Krews a-floatin’,

Eight Eco Treatments,

Seven Guards a-runnin’,

Six Metal-Heads dyin’,

Five Seals of Mar!

Four Morph-Guns,

Three hot chicks,

Two Jet-Boards,

And an Ottsel on my shoulder just for me!”

Wow,” said Jak, “That was weird.”

“Oh, Jak!” Keira moved up on Jak and pulled down the fake beard. She motioned for him to look upwards, he did.

“Hey, that’s the mistletoe.” Jak said, then he realized that Keira was under the mistletoe with him, so did everyone else.

“Oh, now I know why Keira put up that stupid mistletoe!” Daxter said, “It was all an elaborate plan to get Jak to kiss her!”

“If I have to,” Jak said, but everyone knew that he wanted to. Everyone laughed as they shared a kiss under the mistletoe.

“Wait a minute, I’m suppose to interrupt you!” Daxter said, “Stop kissing her, Jak!” However, they were far too into each other by now. “Oh, well, Merry Christmas!”

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Sunday, November 5, 2006

   yeah.
i decided to revert back to the old style...
howzit goin? i can't get online much. i'm sneaking this as we speak.
(news: i got grounded. MAJORLY.)
but, yeah. that's about it...
OH, and e-mail me if you wanna talk. (to my YAHOO account, ppl...)
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Friday, July 21, 2006

   so... yeah


AS FOR A POST.............. i don't have much to say. more ranting of how my stepsister is an evil bitch, how i miss my friends from AX, how we KILLED our pool (it's DED!!!), why i am so wired, (oh yeah, i joined a RP guild called Final Fantasy: Convergence), how i almost went all depressive over a stor i was reading, (i'm taking Kung Fu lessons. beware), how my mom wants me to read this REALLY BORING book by the 20th (which i haven't moved from chapter 3. ITS BORING!!!!), how i can't wait to come back to CA (i come back a week from this saturday), hoe teh yaoi obsessed fangirl hasn't been figured out yet, etc, etc......
so that covers it really. no bigie, i'm a boring person.


Music of the Day: Sairin Kata Tsubasa no Tenshi (kudos to whoever knows what this is.)

FanFiction of the Day: More Than You Know

Picture of the Day:



Quote of the Day: "Would you just SHUT UP AND DIE?!?!?!?!?" - pretty much a lot of ppl, but today... me



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Friday, July 7, 2006

omg,omg,omFg!!!!!!!
ok ok ok, i just got back from teh fourth road trip... BUT IT WAS WORTH IT!!!! I WENT TO AX 2006!! they showed Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shambala... IN ENGLISH!!!!! And i saw ADVENT CHILDREN!!!! (it's a big deal to me so there) w00t!!!!!
*ahem* i got to meet voice actors from FMA!! (ed, roy, lust, falman, riza, rose, archer, havoc...) CLAMP made their firt apperance at a convention there too!!! ANIME OVERLOAD!!!!!!! *dies*
so on my road trip back, i was listening to my ff-7 soundtrack. the Advent Children oe was $37!! i only had $50, so i didn't get it. (although now i really want it... >_<) i met some k00l people there! they were roy and hughes cosplayers. (well i WAS ed...) i miss them. *sniff* they're going to COLLEGE after summer!! omg! i'm still hardly out of 9th grade... my favorite part of AX: THE FMA GATHERING!!!! That was some good fun. there were TONS of FF7 cosplayers!!! yataa!!! i was getting to be friends with a Cid cosplayer before i left. he might go to Japan next year!!! lucky... i hugged/glomped a lot of people!!1 it was fun!!! ^_^
i wish all of you had gone though... i missed you all while i was gone!!!
*sigh* conventions leave you broke... and the after con depression is hard to get over.
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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

   keh...
i now know what it feels like to be kicked in the chest... twice. it really sucks, you know?
well... read my stories at fanfiction.net!!!
please? my username is anekothewindshadow!
i need the reviews... the story is up to chapter 6!!!
gah... i'm really all depressed...
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well it's now officially official. i think guys are real jerks. don't blame me, blame life and it's beatings. it's a mindset, so don't even try...
(i'm going to hate most guys for like half my remaining summer break now...)
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Thursday, June 22, 2006

whatever i'm doing before bed...
...i gotta stop. i swear the dreams i have aren't my normal dreams. they're crack-induced dreams. (BTW, i don't use crack...)
well, nevermind about that... unless you WANT to hear my story of fucked up dreamness...?
i don't care, either way. you post and ask.
it was NOTHING bad, just...weird. (or wired if you choose) wired like the Wired in serial experiment Lain. I like Lain. she's cool, and crazy. ok i'm crazy. anyway moving on...
comment plz!!!!

::new notice!!!::
i will not be online for a long time due to my stupidity. do not try to contact me in any way for at least a week.
(you can send me messages, but i won't get them for a while...)
heh... i'm stupid with phones...
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Whisper of the Beast

i have NO idea of the song, language, or purpose, but this AMV has THE best edit job in the universe!!!! Sakura was replaced with Haku in it (which is kickass, and it looks natural)
there is a WHOLE lot of other things in it, but you watch it ok?

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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

teh postz...

YES it's a pokeball.
i had a wired dream the other night.
the only slightly NORMAL part is the fact that i got to beat up my first true enemy. (in real life, he's my enemy) i wish i could've done it for real though... I HATE THAT GUY!!!!! (ben kolb)
....just the memory of his name.....
well i'll save it for another time, ne?
my friends know why i hate Ben Kolb WITH A PASSION!!!!! *growls*
HE MOVED AWAY BEFORE I COULD VENT MY HATRED!!!!!
the sad thing is that he was going to be in my classes (at least 3) this year.
SO glad he wasn't. he would've made it a living hell for me.
my chest is twinging in pain from the memories...
i'm not strong enough to conquer the most basic of feelings...
ok, i've spilt part of my guts out for you people. Maybe i'll say the rest one day.
One day... i'm not strong enough right now.
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Monday, June 19, 2006

OMG TEH KAWAII CLOUD SONG!!!

seriously, this song is addicting...
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006

   happy, but sad. hyper, but tired...
anime expo is comming up again. i can't wait to go!!!!!! i get to meet a long lost friend there. i haven't seen him for ages!!! and don't comment on my post and its "honesty"... (ryu hero...)
CUZ I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!!!!! anyways, how many of you can go? (now i feel like a major otaku...)
oh well, i like my otakuness. hows everyone?
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