Saturday, January 26, 2008

Random Computer!!

Ninjitsu14 I want a sarcastic computer!! So, one of my friends was telling us about the game "Portal", where you have this gun that creates portals and picks up things to solve puzzles. And this evil and sarcastic computer is forcing you to run mazes and stuff. Well, the computer is so hilarious, because throughout the entire game, she is commenting about how you will fail and stuff. And, when you complete all the puzzles, the computer's prize for passing through it all.... Is a piece of cake. XD Well, the final boss is the computer itself, which has a female, "welcome to Disney Land, land of all happiness" type og thing. And here's the dialouge. "Well, you found me. Was it worth it? Are you happy about giving up the cake, cause there won't be anymore. I have a suprise for you.....Deploying suprise in 5....4....3....2....*ka-thunk. Something falls out of computer* Time out for a second. Did you see that thing that feel out of me, I've never seen it before. *character walks over and picks it up* Just put that thing in the corner, and I'll deal with it later.....alone." *character sets thingy down, opens portal to this small room, and sees this button for the incinerator* "I bet that is some sort of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it." "Do yopu want to marry that thing? Good, BECAUSE I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?" *thingy drops into incinerator* Did you just drop that ting that neither one of us know what it's for into the incinerator, that has got to be the stupidest id--woah, woah, woooaaah....*voice changes* I found out what that thing does. It was a moral control device. I was releasing neurotoxins into the laboratories when they put it into me....to stop me from releasing neurotoxins into the laboratories....." Then, at the end credits, the computer sings about the game XD. *singing* "This was a triumph....I'm making a note here, huge success....It's hard for me to state my satisfaction.....Arpeture science....we do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us, except for those who are dead.... But there's no use crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying til you run out of cake..." Believe me, it's hilarious. IT's on YouTube. JUust go search, and check it out. And, remember..... "THE CAKE IS LIE." XD

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