Friday, September 3, 2004

   OMFG... I just realized I had a 3 minute conversation with my microwave!!!

And I thought other ppl were having a wierd day! I was just talking to a friend on my phone and then when we hung up... I sat there thinking about what I might do tonight... when I realized my microwave was flashing "Press Start" on it's little digital display and I was asking it "Why press start?" for awhile and then I told it "You know... not answering me is extremely rude. Do you want me to bash your face in?" Then it hit me... I was TALKING TO A FUCKING MICROWAVE... Talking to friends - $0.00 Talking to pets that care about you - $0.00 Talking to anyone who gives a fuck - $0.00 Filming someone who talks to their microwave or their pet centipede - priceless ---------------------------------- Here's my song for today... well, I guess my week then *sticks tongue out at all who paid attention to no one's posts this week* This is "Enslaved" by Down the Sun: ENSLAVED!!! WHAT'S IN YOUR WORLD NOTHING YOU CARE ABOUT, NOTHING YOU FEEL HOW CAN YOU LIVE ALWAYS ON THE VERGE OR REALIZING YOURSELF Chorus: THE MASTER THAT WE SERVE HAS RAPED OUR DESTINY WERE STILL ENSLAVED WERE STILL ENSLAVED THE MASTER THAT WE SERVE HAS SHIT OUR LIVES AWAY WERE STILL ENSLAVED WERE STILL ENSLAVED LIFE'S PAIN YOU FACE EVERYTHING'S SET NOW, YOU'RE TOLD WHAT TO DO IT'S ALL YOU KNOW SPINNING LIKE A COG IN A POINTLESS MACHINE SEEING TRUTH NOW NOTHING FROM THE SWEAT THAT WAS STOLE FROM YOU CUTTING YOURSELF LOOKING AT YOUR WRISTS AS THE BLOOD HITS THE FLOOR Chorus: THE MASTER THAT WE SERVE HAS RAPED OUR DESTINY WERE STILL ENSLAVED WERE STILL ENSLAVED THE MASTER THAT WE SERVE HAS SHIT OUR LIVES AWAY WERE STILL ENSLAVED WERE STILL ENSLAVED THE MASTER THAT WE SERVE HAS RAPED OUR DESTINY WERE STILL ENSLAVED WERE STILL ENSLAVED THE MASTER THAT WE SERVE HAS SHIT OUR LIVES AWAY WERE STILL ENSLAVED WERE STILL ENSLAVED SCREAM... TILL... YOU... BLEED... LOOKING AT LIFE THROUGH A CRACK IN THE MIRROR REFLECTIONS ALL SPLIT AS IT BECOMES CLEARER DEVOTIONS YOU'VE BROUGHT NOTHING TO GAIN WITH INNOCENCE LOST ALL THAT'S LEFT IS PAIN MAKE... IT... STOP... Chorus: THE MASTER THAT WE SERVE HAS RAPED OUR DESTINY WERE STILL ENSLAVED WERE STILL ENSLAVED THE MASTER THAT WE SERVE HAS SHIT OUR LIVES AWAY WERE STILL ENSLAVED WERE STILL ENSLAVED I'M ENSLAVED I'M ENSLAVED I'M ENSLAVED (Repeat)

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